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#200 - bwiedieter (10 hours ago) [-]
Your daughters kids are over, playing on the floor. They see you shedding a single tear.
"Grampa, what´s wrong? Are you okay?"
"Yes, I am. I just remembered the days of old, long bygone echoes of the Great Unit War."
"Oooooh! Grampa, please tell us about it, we want story time! Pleeeease!"
You give in the the pleading, open the dusty folder and show all the memorabilia, insignia, photos and archived threads to your grandkids.
You tell story after story, and the kids´ eyes glisten and sparkle as they listen intently.
Before long, you end on the biggest war story of them all. The story about how you fought a fight against the Imperial Imps, a Anti-Metric SWAT unit.
As your story ends on how you converted them only through arguments of Logic and Ease of Use into firm Metric-sters, a silent "woooow. Granpa was so cool!" will sussurate through the room, echoed over and over by childs with rosy cheeks.
You have grown tired. tired from remembering, talking. The kids tell you how glad they are that you made it out alive, with your two feet and eight inches intact.
You point to the two rulers on the wall forming a Christian Cross, and you say unto the children "... and thank our eternal Lords: father, Son and Holy Metre for that."
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