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#22 - Picture 02/01/2014 on Red Pandas,dude...Red Pandas +1
#141 - was happy, but then i remembered the rest of the movie... 02/01/2014 on every kid in Japan has 5 of... +17
#3 - i understood that reference 02/01/2014 on Some things never change +4
#7 - my friends are convinced that the man behind the glass is his …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2014 on Disney finally did it +1
User avatar #9 - trollwoopnazi (01/31/2014) [-]
ur friends r gay
#7 - CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!! 01/31/2014 on Of Denmark 0
#13 - >world peace >women in charge pick one  [+] (25 new replies) 01/31/2014 on Did he just +4
User avatar #95 - fables (01/31/2014) [-]
try
>world peace
>humans in charge
like men have done any better. humans in general just suck. no need to single out one gender
User avatar #14 - magsschroedinger (01/31/2014) [-]
Neither
User avatar #16 - magsschroedinger (01/31/2014) [-]
Why would you say something like that? That's horrible!
User avatar #17 - magsschroedinger (01/31/2014) [-]
What the fuck are you talking about?
User avatar #18 - magsschroedinger (01/31/2014) [-]
I'm talking about you wouldn't wan't world peace?!
User avatar #19 - magsschroedinger (01/31/2014) [-]
No
User avatar #20 - magsschroedinger (01/31/2014) [-]
WHY?!
User avatar #21 - magsschroedinger (01/31/2014) [-]
Because Bill, If we had world peace, we wouldn't make any money.
User avatar #22 - magsschroedinger (01/31/2014) [-]
Where the fuck do you know my name from???
User avatar #23 - magsschroedinger (01/31/2014) [-]
Because I am you.
#24 - magsschroedinger (01/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #29 - derivat (01/31/2014) [-]
WTF is going on here?
User avatar #30 - magsschroedinger (01/31/2014) [-]
It's just Bill and me arguing over world peace
User avatar #32 - derivat (01/31/2014) [-]
O... okay... I will just... I just wanted to... I'll be leaving then please dont hurt me
User avatar #33 - magsschroedinger (01/31/2014) [-]
What the fuck Bill?! Why are you doing this to me?! You are humiliating me in front of all my friends on FJ?!
User avatar #38 - derivat (01/31/2014) [-]
Shhh... just calm down no need to hurt someone
User avatar #34 - magsschroedinger (01/31/2014) [-]
Oh, seriously get over it dammit, these are not your friends
User avatar #35 - magsschroedinger (01/31/2014) [-]
How would you know?!
User avatar #36 - magsschroedinger (01/31/2014) [-]
Honestly, these people don't give two fucks about you!
User avatar #37 - magsschroedinger (01/31/2014) [-]
B-but, they make me feel accepted...
User avatar #39 - magsschroedinger (01/31/2014) [-]
BUT THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU!
#169 - blargheon (01/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #71 - sonicthefast (01/31/2014) [-]
I care about you/both of you/whatever you are.

Hugs?
User avatar #46 - dreadedsin (01/31/2014) [-]
Multiple personallity party. YAAAY.
User avatar #40 - derivat (01/31/2014) [-]
But... I care about you... so stay calm *runs away*
#26 - i heard that in the original red riding hood, the wolf convinc…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/31/2014 on What was supposed to happen 0
User avatar #52 - darknesincontrol (01/31/2014) [-]
and sleep with him afterwards
#58 - detroitshanker (01/31/2014) [-]
pfft. Men! Am I right?
#297 - see last part of my sentence 01/31/2014 on This Nigga 0
#150 - but wouldnt that be part of the "live the life you want&q…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/30/2014 on This Nigga +3
#289 - ryuktg (01/31/2014) [-]
It was a joke about having a girlfriend is stopping me from that
User avatar #297 - achphoenix (01/31/2014) [-]
see last part of my sentence
#33 - i do too. officially, both avatar series are called anime insp… 01/29/2014 on Yes, I cant +3
#235 - 1. Horns were depicted since the greeks saw the tall, muscular… 01/29/2014 on The Vikings Compilation (#5... +1
#2 - dont care 01/29/2014 on Trans +4
#5 - Picture 01/29/2014 on Good morning? No. +1
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2014 on The Assassins +8
#79 - skelebones (01/29/2014) [-]
indeed. apple of eden. batman isnowyourbitch.jpg
#8 - no no, my dear friend, all you need is the miracle cure known … 01/28/2014 on #justmedievalthings +17
#51 - Picture 01/28/2014 on Jackpot +46
#48 - Picture 01/28/2014 on Jackpot +7
#185 - Picture 01/28/2014 on it has started. 0
#202 - also animes?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2014 on Look at that paw 0
#204 - sloot (01/28/2014) [-]
probably, project free tv is a hub site with a bunch of links to all the shows.

www.free-tv-video-online.me
#195 - i pirate tv-series, because the nearest place i can buy them l…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2014 on Look at that paw 0
#197 - sloot (01/28/2014) [-]
Stream? Absolutely every TV show is on stream sites.
User avatar #202 - achphoenix (01/28/2014) [-]
also animes?
#204 - sloot (01/28/2014) [-]
probably, project free tv is a hub site with a bunch of links to all the shows.

www.free-tv-video-online.me
#5 - Comment deleted 01/28/2014 on Most Popular Alcohol Around... 0
#3 - Picture 01/28/2014 on Taking Damage In Skyrim +17
#21 - Picture 01/27/2014 on Caram L. Jackson 0
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User avatar #36 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon huggles ach**
User avatar #37 to #36 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix purrs** Hello dear, i have missed you.
User avatar #38 to #37 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses ach's cheek happily**

Sorry dear.
User avatar #39 to #38 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix sneaks his arm around warzon's lower back and draws him closer**

whatever have you been doing today, love?
User avatar #40 to #39 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to kiss ach lightly**

Not much I guess
User avatar #41 to #40 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
what gender should i imagine you as?
User avatar #42 to #41 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
Changeling.
User avatar #46 to #42 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix gently touched warz's forehead, before moving his hand down warz's face and placing it by his throat. achphoenix continued kissing warz with held back passion**

you' re here now and thats what matters
User avatar #47 to #46 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to purr gently hugging his neck warmly kissing him passionately**
User avatar #48 to #47 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix ended the kiss abruptly and bend down to bite warz in the neck, while his hands greedily caressed warz' carapace**
User avatar #49 to #48 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to gasp softly stroking down his sides very slowly**

Oh...~
User avatar #50 to #49 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix stops the bite to take a deep inhale of warz' scent, and moans thoroughly. achphoenix scratches his nails down warz' chest, stops, and firmly grabs warz' ass**
User avatar #51 to #50 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble sharply pressing up against him as warzy began to nibble his neck**
User avatar #52 to #51 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix let out a throaty moan and shivered. ach put his leg around warzy, while his hand searched between the changelings hindlegs **
User avatar #53 to #52 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to bite my lower lip as he felt both pair of equipment as the changeling squirms sharply**
User avatar #55 to #53 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix 's pleasure was becoming too immense, he had to confess. ach´s hand went to warzy's face and his mouth to his ear**

I want you. I need to have you.
User avatar #56 to #55 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper back somewhat shamed**

You know I get around...?
User avatar #57 to #56 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix looks confused at warzon**
User avatar #58 to #57 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
You do realize I get around A lot.
User avatar #64 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i only thought of this as harmless cybering... rp...
User avatar #62 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
please explain. please
User avatar #63 to #62 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry.
flirt and the next step
User avatar #61 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean *get around a lot" ?
User avatar #59 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i did not no
User avatar #60 to #59 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
#14 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#15 to #14 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
An unexpected visitor.
#16 to #15 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yup -  jeg er et gigantisk creep!    
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep!
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
#17 to #16 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
klaret alle combat med 3 stjerner. stealth senere...
and how did you?...
User avatar #18 to #17 - chrisstineline (11/05/2013) [-]
How did I what?
User avatar #19 to #18 - achphoenix (11/05/2013) [-]
know?
User avatar #20 to #19 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Magic n' stuff.
(du kommenterede noget på en no-fap november, hvor du sagde noget om Batman)
User avatar #21 to #20 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
hvem er du?
hvordan ved du også jeg er dansk?
User avatar #22 to #21 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Igen: Det skrev du også.
Noget med en "report from Denmark: Day four" osv.
User avatar #23 to #22 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
tænkte det nok
#24 to #23 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Så: Hvem er du?
Så: Hvem er du?
#25 to #24 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
en datamatiker studerende.
ti hi fnidder fnis
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder ret fedt!    
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
Det lyder ret fedt!
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
#27 to #26 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
hvordan skulle jeg ellers miste min tid når jeg burde læse?
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det er jo det.    
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
Det er jo det.
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
#29 to #28 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
ingen af delene siger mig noget
ingen af delene siger mig noget
#31 to #30 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...   
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
User avatar #32 to #31 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder også rart - men Hearthstone?
Kører de ikke stadig med closed beta?
User avatar #33 to #32 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
Jo de gør
User avatar #34 to #33 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Fedt nok! Er det noget ved?
User avatar #9 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hellur. c:
#10 to #9 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
what are you up to?
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much. :3
#12 to #11 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yowch, that sucks. But I guess at least you;re getting money. c:
#2 to #1 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
well hello there
well hello there
#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Hola.
What's up?
#4 to #3 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
should be preparing for exams, instead i am sitting here like a foal
#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
When are the exams?
When are the exams?
#6 to #5 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
next one is in 2 days. Have to defend my report on a machine and electronics project that streched 3,5 months. 12 minutes powerpoint presentation and 8 minutes questions.
#7 to #6 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds difficult.   
You should prepare.
Sounds difficult.
You should prepare.
#8 to #7 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, i have prepared some. We were in groups of 3, people usually picked either electronics or machinery and worked there, i picked electronics.
3-2 days ago i met up with the machine specialist from my/our project and we traded knowledge in both our fields so, we could answer theoretical questions from both teachers.
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