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#47 - Picture 08/13/2014 on Full metal jacket disney edit +5
#118 - Picture 08/13/2014 on (untitled) +4
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2014 on Sexy Admin +1
#3 - orissol Comment deleted by achphoenix
#4 - i cry everyteim 08/13/2014 on /v/ gives tips on building... +2
#8 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/12/2014 on Get a load of this guy +10
#13 - karvarausku (08/12/2014) [-]
**karvarausku rolled image** that's some sort of glass they use in the movies?
User avatar #14 - papaar (08/13/2014) [-]
that or tempered glass and he has something on his knee to break it with
#23 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2014 on I herd you liek antifeminism +51
#35 - zyketor (08/12/2014) [-]
Best Abandon Thread gif I've seen in a while.
#17 - did anyone say casual?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2014 on Why did the chicken cross... +9
User avatar #49 - hattheifbatman (08/12/2014) [-]
Yes, someone did
#27 - blue eyes... could be anyone... **** 08/11/2014 on how to tell if your adopted 0
#478 - none, sorry.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2014 on what memory from your... +1
User avatar #556 - jaevel (08/11/2014) [-]
Samme her, faktisk!
#110 - hello console game publisher 08/10/2014 on Dark Souls 60fps +6
#198 - thats also something to slightly panic about. 08/10/2014 on pillow talk 0
#164 - its not 100% so you will mostly still get a panic attack  [+] (2 new replies) 08/10/2014 on pillow talk 0
User avatar #174 - nustix (08/10/2014) [-]
There's also this thing you can do that's not an abortion after x amount of weeks, where they basicly push a vacuum cleaner up your vagina.
#198 - achphoenix (08/10/2014) [-]
thats also something to slightly panic about.
#163 - Trap is love. Trap is life. 08/10/2014 on pillow talk 0
#2 - Midna 08/09/2014 on Shut down 0
#23 - only got 2, weeee 08/09/2014 on new pathetic loser bingo 0
#4 - Let me tell you about my 100% fortify destruction build. 08/09/2014 on Description +5
#71 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #72 - thechosentroll (08/09/2014) [-]
Potassium to you too.
#68 - and the others didnt begin beating you up after that? damn son…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/09/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #70 - thechosentroll (08/09/2014) [-]
They did. I just punched the guy in the throat the next time he was bullying me. I then promptly had the shit beaten out of me again. Rinse and repeat for a couple of months until they just gave up when they realized it's not working. Bullying builds character, it taught me some very important things about life - the value of persistence, that caring is overrated and that being able to take a punch is a useful skill to have.
User avatar #77 - leonhardt (08/09/2014) [-]
If it kept happening for months, one would think he would learn to block your throat punch
#71 - achphoenix (08/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #72 - thechosentroll (08/09/2014) [-]
Potassium to you too.
#66 - if they stopped when you ignored them, your bullies were weak  [+] (7 new replies) 08/09/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #67 - thechosentroll (08/09/2014) [-]
No, I just punched a guy in the throat. Not giving a fuck helped, though. If I gave a fuck, I wouldn't have done it. Not caring makes decisionmaking a lot easier.
#76 - anon (08/09/2014) [-]
Ooh, fucking tough guy
User avatar #68 - achphoenix (08/09/2014) [-]
and the others didnt begin beating you up after that? damn son, you lucky
User avatar #70 - thechosentroll (08/09/2014) [-]
They did. I just punched the guy in the throat the next time he was bullying me. I then promptly had the shit beaten out of me again. Rinse and repeat for a couple of months until they just gave up when they realized it's not working. Bullying builds character, it taught me some very important things about life - the value of persistence, that caring is overrated and that being able to take a punch is a useful skill to have.
User avatar #77 - leonhardt (08/09/2014) [-]
If it kept happening for months, one would think he would learn to block your throat punch
#71 - achphoenix (08/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #72 - thechosentroll (08/09/2014) [-]
Potassium to you too.
#67 - Eren yeager and The dragonborn... not bad 08/07/2014 on (untitled) 0
#13 - take my tears, damn you 08/07/2014 on Dreams 0
#760 - nothing. Gotta loose weight there Kim. 08/07/2014 on Feed Admin 0
#976 - Warcraft 3  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2014 on What games have aged... +7
User avatar #994 - chucknorrisisreal (08/07/2014) [-]
Fuck, I love that game so much.

Thrall gettin' that fresh Jaina poontang.

Also, I'd have to say playing on Battle.net made it really enjoyable.
#983 - dapumkin (08/07/2014) [-]
hell yea... i still play it on battlenet. custom maps for the win.
#80 - Picture 08/07/2014 on Good to be female +3
#78 - thanks for reminding me 08/07/2014 on Meanwhile at your ex... +5
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#65 - chrisstineline (07/15/2014) [-]
Hejsa.
Hejsa.
User avatar #36 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon huggles ach**
User avatar #37 to #36 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix purrs** Hello dear, i have missed you.
User avatar #38 to #37 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses ach's cheek happily**

Sorry dear.
User avatar #39 to #38 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix sneaks his arm around warzon's lower back and draws him closer**

whatever have you been doing today, love?
User avatar #40 to #39 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to kiss ach lightly**

Not much I guess
User avatar #41 to #40 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
what gender should i imagine you as?
User avatar #42 to #41 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
Changeling.
User avatar #46 to #42 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix gently touched warz's forehead, before moving his hand down warz's face and placing it by his throat. achphoenix continued kissing warz with held back passion**

you' re here now and thats what matters
User avatar #47 to #46 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to purr gently hugging his neck warmly kissing him passionately**
User avatar #48 to #47 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix ended the kiss abruptly and bend down to bite warz in the neck, while his hands greedily caressed warz' carapace**
User avatar #49 to #48 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to gasp softly stroking down his sides very slowly**

Oh...~
User avatar #50 to #49 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix stops the bite to take a deep inhale of warz' scent, and moans thoroughly. achphoenix scratches his nails down warz' chest, stops, and firmly grabs warz' ass**
User avatar #51 to #50 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble sharply pressing up against him as warzy began to nibble his neck**
User avatar #52 to #51 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix let out a throaty moan and shivered. ach put his leg around warzy, while his hand searched between the changelings hindlegs **
User avatar #53 to #52 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to bite my lower lip as he felt both pair of equipment as the changeling squirms sharply**
User avatar #55 to #53 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix 's pleasure was becoming too immense, he had to confess. ach´s hand went to warzy's face and his mouth to his ear**

I want you. I need to have you.
User avatar #56 to #55 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper back somewhat shamed**

You know I get around...?
User avatar #57 to #56 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix looks confused at warzon**
User avatar #58 to #57 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
You do realize I get around A lot.
User avatar #64 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i only thought of this as harmless cybering... rp...
User avatar #62 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
please explain. please
User avatar #63 to #62 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry.
flirt and the next step
User avatar #61 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean *get around a lot" ?
User avatar #59 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i did not no
User avatar #60 to #59 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
#14 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#15 to #14 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
An unexpected visitor.
#16 to #15 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yup -  jeg er et gigantisk creep!    
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep!
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
#17 to #16 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
klaret alle combat med 3 stjerner. stealth senere...
and how did you?...
User avatar #18 to #17 - chrisstineline (11/05/2013) [-]
How did I what?
User avatar #19 to #18 - achphoenix (11/05/2013) [-]
know?
User avatar #20 to #19 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Magic n' stuff.
(du kommenterede noget på en no-fap november, hvor du sagde noget om Batman)
User avatar #21 to #20 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
hvem er du?
hvordan ved du også jeg er dansk?
User avatar #22 to #21 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Igen: Det skrev du også.
Noget med en "report from Denmark: Day four" osv.
User avatar #23 to #22 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
tænkte det nok
#24 to #23 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Så: Hvem er du?
Så: Hvem er du?
#25 to #24 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
en datamatiker studerende.
ti hi fnidder fnis
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder ret fedt!    
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
Det lyder ret fedt!
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
#27 to #26 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
hvordan skulle jeg ellers miste min tid når jeg burde læse?
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det er jo det.    
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
Det er jo det.
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
#29 to #28 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
ingen af delene siger mig noget
ingen af delene siger mig noget
#31 to #30 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...   
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
User avatar #32 to #31 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder også rart - men Hearthstone?
Kører de ikke stadig med closed beta?
User avatar #33 to #32 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
Jo de gør
User avatar #34 to #33 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Fedt nok! Er det noget ved?
User avatar #9 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hellur. c:
#10 to #9 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
what are you up to?
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much. :3
#12 to #11 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yowch, that sucks. But I guess at least you;re getting money. c:
#2 to #1 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
well hello there
well hello there
#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Hola.
What's up?
#4 to #3 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
should be preparing for exams, instead i am sitting here like a foal
#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
When are the exams?
When are the exams?
#6 to #5 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
next one is in 2 days. Have to defend my report on a machine and electronics project that streched 3,5 months. 12 minutes powerpoint presentation and 8 minutes questions.
#7 to #6 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds difficult.   
You should prepare.
Sounds difficult.
You should prepare.
#8 to #7 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, i have prepared some. We were in groups of 3, people usually picked either electronics or machinery and worked there, i picked electronics.
3-2 days ago i met up with the machine specialist from my/our project and we traded knowledge in both our fields so, we could answer theoretical questions from both teachers.
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