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achphoenix

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:8/18/2011
Last Login:6/02/2015
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#20 - kek 03/11/2015 on Minority Map 0
#19 - send help please  [+] (4 new replies) 03/11/2015 on Minority Map 0
#35 - navien (03/11/2015) [-]
send them to greenland.
#38 - sneperker (03/11/2015) [-]
In that case send them to the east coast and let the piteraq en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piteraq kill them off.
#33 - abstractpink (03/11/2015) [-]
Tyrkerne er da rimelig chill
User avatar #40 - sneperker (03/11/2015) [-]
nemlig, hvem skal ellers stå i pizzariaerne/kioskerne/kebab?
#5 - my friends sister pooped in an ikea toilet like this when she was 8  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2015 on Those shoes +2
User avatar #28 - itskennyandjosh (03/11/2015) [-]
I saw something like that on AFV, i hope it was as funny for everyone else and as embarrassing for the mom
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#1 - a thumb for "5 foot nothing" 03/09/2015 on i'm sorry i'm such a loser 0
#3 - how about "Harley and Draco" since draco is unisex  [+] (2 new replies) 03/09/2015 on Tunny Fumblr Comp 0
#9 - anonymous (03/09/2015) [-]
Or you could just call her Drake, because Drake's a little bitch
#6 - anonymous (03/09/2015) [-]
I would say Harriet fits since Harley sounds to American.
But for Draco you could simply cal him/her Draca (still a male name but sounds more female.)
#2 - wut 03/09/2015 on Little younger. +8
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#83 - poison dance. Sounds exotic. 03/09/2015 on What's Your Poké Move? 0
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#13 - did you mean "two steps from hell"? 03/09/2015 on Classical Music -1
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#5 - Picture 03/08/2015 on nope! 0
#107 - well. its a "power" fantasy 03/08/2015 on New Overwatch Characters 0
#45 - stop all the HA-HAAAAXXX! 03/06/2015 on If the Bible was a videogame +12
#37 - no thanks 03/06/2015 on I knew I recognised that look 0
#31 - worth the watch or?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Dick Move 0
User avatar #41 - zoidz (03/05/2015) [-]
If you can get past the first episode then yeah maybe, sure....just skip it actually.
User avatar #32 - newprinny (03/05/2015) [-]
I've never seen it, I just found the gif, dood.
#9 - its all so weird now...  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2015 on Things got awkward. 0
User avatar #10 - charizarddad (03/03/2015) [-]
personally i think they should have refined the definition of a berry rather than start classifying x as x kind of fruit. now shits all fucked up
#2 - wasnt banana classified as a nut?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Things got awkward. +3
User avatar #3 - charizarddad (03/03/2015) [-]
berry. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berry
it has to do with who the plant grows or something
User avatar #9 - achphoenix (03/03/2015) [-]
its all so weird now...
User avatar #10 - charizarddad (03/03/2015) [-]
personally i think they should have refined the definition of a berry rather than start classifying x as x kind of fruit. now shits all fucked up

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User avatar #91 - I Am Monkey (02/06/2015) [-]
Best back the **** off son.
#70 - anonymous (11/03/2014) [-]
I'm the anon in the night
Guess who I am and win a prize
User avatar #71 to #70 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
whydoesthishappen?
#72 to #71 - anonymous (11/04/2014) [-]
Guess again
User avatar #73 to #72 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
grogorvic?
#74 to #73 - anonymous (11/04/2014) [-]
Have another guess
User avatar #75 to #74 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
christineline?
#76 to #75 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
Okay, I will give you a hint
Think of a word that ends with vel
User avatar #77 to #76 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/05/2014) [-]
level
#78 to #77 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
starts with a J
User avatar #79 to #78 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/05/2014) [-]
cant think of any english words that will fit that description
#80 to #79 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
Who says its and english word and not from the rest of europe?
User avatar #81 to #80 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/05/2014) [-]
javel?
#82 to #81 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
Yes, javel
now, name a specific type of javel
User avatar #83 to #82 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
javel sir?
#84 to #83 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
Okay, time for another clue:
I tend to call you danskjavel
User avatar #85 to #84 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
Bäcke for helvete xD
User avatar #86 to #85 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
You have discovered my true identity xD
User avatar #87 to #86 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
a thousand curses and flæskesteg upon you xD
User avatar #88 to #87 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
A thousand? Pfft, going soft?
User avatar #89 to #88 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
im generous because i have gotten rid of stresses
User avatar #90 to #89 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
Hurray, no more stress!
#67 - anonymous (11/02/2014) [-]
Pølse
User avatar #68 to #67 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/02/2014) [-]
flæskesteg
#69 to #68 - anonymous (11/02/2014) [-]
rullebør
#65 - chrisstineline (07/15/2014) [-]
Hejsa.
Hejsa.
#66 to #65 - achphoenix ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
dig igen?
User avatar #36 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon huggles ach**
User avatar #37 to #36 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix purrs** Hello dear, i have missed you.
User avatar #38 to #37 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses ach's cheek happily**

Sorry dear.
User avatar #39 to #38 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix sneaks his arm around warzon's lower back and draws him closer**

whatever have you been doing today, love?
User avatar #40 to #39 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to kiss ach lightly**

Not much I guess
User avatar #41 to #40 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
what gender should i imagine you as?
User avatar #42 to #41 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
Changeling.
User avatar #46 to #42 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix gently touched warz's forehead, before moving his hand down warz's face and placing it by his throat. achphoenix continued kissing warz with held back passion**

you' re here now and thats what matters
User avatar #47 to #46 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to purr gently hugging his neck warmly kissing him passionately**
User avatar #48 to #47 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix ended the kiss abruptly and bend down to bite warz in the neck, while his hands greedily caressed warz' carapace**
User avatar #49 to #48 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to gasp softly stroking down his sides very slowly**

Oh...~
User avatar #50 to #49 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix stops the bite to take a deep inhale of warz' scent, and moans thoroughly. achphoenix scratches his nails down warz' chest, stops, and firmly grabs warz' ass**
User avatar #51 to #50 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble sharply pressing up against him as warzy began to nibble his neck**
User avatar #52 to #51 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix let out a throaty moan and shivered. ach put his leg around warzy, while his hand searched between the changelings hindlegs **
User avatar #53 to #52 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to bite my lower lip as he felt both pair of equipment as the changeling squirms sharply**
User avatar #55 to #53 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix 's pleasure was becoming too immense, he had to confess. ach´s hand went to warzy's face and his mouth to his ear**

I want you. I need to have you.
User avatar #56 to #55 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper back somewhat shamed**

You know I get around...?
User avatar #57 to #56 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix looks confused at warzon**
User avatar #58 to #57 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
You do realize I get around A lot.
User avatar #64 to #58 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
i only thought of this as harmless cybering... rp...
User avatar #62 to #58 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
please explain. please
User avatar #63 to #62 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry.
flirt and the next step
User avatar #61 to #58 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean *get around a lot" ?
User avatar #59 to #58 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
i did not no
User avatar #60 to #59 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
#14 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#15 to #14 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
An unexpected visitor.
#16 to #15 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yup -  jeg er et gigantisk creep!    
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep!
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
#17 to #16 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
klaret alle combat med 3 stjerner. stealth senere...
and how did you?...
User avatar #18 to #17 - chrisstineline (11/05/2013) [-]
How did I what?
User avatar #19 to #18 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
know?
User avatar #20 to #19 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Magic n' stuff.
(du kommenterede noget på en no-fap november, hvor du sagde noget om Batman)
User avatar #21 to #20 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
hvem er du?
hvordan ved du også jeg er dansk?
User avatar #22 to #21 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Igen: Det skrev du også.
Noget med en "report from Denmark: Day four" osv.
User avatar #23 to #22 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
tænkte det nok
#24 to #23 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Så: Hvem er du?
Så: Hvem er du?
#25 to #24 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
en datamatiker studerende.
ti hi fnidder fnis
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder ret fedt!    
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
Det lyder ret fedt!
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
#27 to #26 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
hvordan skulle jeg ellers miste min tid når jeg burde læse?
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det er jo det.    
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
Det er jo det.
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
#29 to #28 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
ingen af delene siger mig noget
ingen af delene siger mig noget
#31 to #30 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...   
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
User avatar #32 to #31 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder også rart - men Hearthstone?
Kører de ikke stadig med closed beta?
User avatar #33 to #32 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
Jo de gør
User avatar #34 to #33 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Fedt nok! Er det noget ved?
User avatar #9 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hellur. c:
#10 to #9 - achphoenix ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
what are you up to?
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much. :3
#12 to #11 - achphoenix ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yowch, that sucks. But I guess at least you;re getting money. c:
#2 to #1 - achphoenix ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
well hello there
well hello there
#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Hola.
What's up?
#4 to #3 - achphoenix ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
should be preparing for exams, instead i am sitting here like a foal
#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
When are the exams?
When are the exams?
#6 to #5 - achphoenix ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
next one is in 2 days. Have to defend my report on a machine and electronics project that streched 3,5 months. 12 minutes powerpoint presentation and 8 minutes questions.
#7 to #6 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds difficult.   
You should prepare.
Sounds difficult.
You should prepare.
#8 to #7 - achphoenix ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, i have prepared some. We were in groups of 3, people usually picked either electronics or machinery and worked there, i picked electronics.
3-2 days ago i met up with the machine specialist from my/our project and we traded knowledge in both our fields so, we could answer theoretical questions from both teachers.
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