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#7 - hes using weapons and items not accessible at the current stag…  [+] (33 new replies) 05/08/2016 on brooooooooooooooooooooo -108
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#216 - unladenswallow (05/09/2016) [-]
This thread has irrevocably proven that DS fans have absolutely no lives.
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#182 - zombifier (05/09/2016) [-]
lol no
all those items can be acquired before pontiff
#142 - anon (05/09/2016) [-]
>being a casul
>talking shit
Pick one please.
#137 - trollmario (05/09/2016) [-]
Just get the items you pleb!
#93 - anon (05/09/2016) [-]
GIT GUD CASUL
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#50 - sptnfouroneseven (05/09/2016) [-]
OR.
He had someone give him the items.
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#38 - surrandre (05/09/2016) [-]
As someone else said, the only places after Pontiff are Anor Londo and the Grand Archives, but there's nothing there that he uses.
All you have to do to get sunlight straight sword and usable dragon stones is kill dancer to reach Lothric castle for the sword, and Consumed Kings Garden for access to Archdragon Peak.
Morion blade is a quest drop that you can get really early, deep protection can be bought as early as pre-Watchers, Red tearstone is in Lothric castle, hornet ring is after Oceiros, and lastly, Yhorms Great machete is in the Profaned Capitol, HALFWAY THROUGH IRITHYLL.
Fuck right off with your casual bullshit.
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#215 - unladenswallow (05/09/2016) [-]
That was the most simultaneously impressive and pathetic thing I've ever seen...
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#16 - adrick (05/09/2016) [-]
more like he grinded like madman
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#15 - anonymousmkiii (05/09/2016) [-]
I know the gent who did this, he talked to me about it. I, however, don't know much about this game, so pardon the spanglish

He did this in new game plus. He said he first started using weapons with the "warcry" ability, an axe at first. He +10'd it, and was astonished by the damage. Then he found a sword that did the same thing, +9'd that, and thought that was even more awesome. He bounced back and forth between the sword and the axe, murdering all in the process. He then found the machete, or beat the boss with it, i can't remember which, +5'd the machete (he said it was a boss weapon, so you can only +5 it? again, i'm only regurgitating what he said)

Then, for shits and giggles, he got rid of his armor, stacked a bunch of buffs that all upped attack, he mentioned one in particular that worked when his health was below 20, dragons chest, some sort of prayer, etc. He stacked all of these,called 2 of them before the waterfall, and the rest after. He proceeded to perry the boss' attack, and one-shotted him. He described this boss as the second boss, and a "gear check" boss, and with all of this combined, he thought he should be the boss.

He said he tried something very similar before, with some kind of boss that was supposed to be a 2-stage boss or something like that? He attacked the boss, hit him once, and his game crashed. When he came back, he had the boss' weapon in his inventory, and the campfire thing was up. He figures what happened was he hit the boss so fucking hard, the game thought "oh, time to go to stage 2...but i'm already dead....so fuckyou.exe"
#240 - ffinfinity (05/09/2016) [-]
guys fw
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#128 - knightdiaz (05/09/2016) [-]
Red Tearstone Ring - Buff to Attack when low health
Dragon Torso Buff
Warcry Buff
Deep Protection Miracle
Sunlight Straight Sword Buff
(possibly hornet ring?)
Parry for strongest possible critical hit.

Ive done stuff simliar to this in Dark Souls one, but why I havent tried it in dark souls 3 badazzles me...
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#184 - lemonlord (05/09/2016) [-]
He also had Morion blade (Weapon in left hand after he parries)
has the same effect as Red Tearstone Ring and it stacks with it.
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#139 - anonymousmkiii (05/09/2016) [-]
I didn't recall him saying hornet ring, but could be.
#30 - anon (05/09/2016) [-]
How do you know DunkeyKung?
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#31 - anonymousmkiii (05/09/2016) [-]
not sure thats video op, would preferr not to say.
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#8 - khaox (05/08/2016) [-]
"hes using weapons and items not accessible at the current stage of the game. "

Oh pls, what weapon or item is he using that he cannot acces? The only areas he can't enter without killing pontiff are: 1. Anor Londo and 2. Grand Archives.
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#241 - exotic (05/09/2016) [-]
anor londo is in this god damn game? what a pathetic fanboy cash milking trash game
#100 - unholytiming (05/09/2016) [-]
Hornet ring.
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#121 - newbtwo (05/09/2016) [-]
....you can get hornet ring wihout killing pontiff dumbass
#188 - anon (05/09/2016) [-]
#130 - unholytiming (05/09/2016) [-]
Isn't it in NG+? If so I'm mistaken, I didn't get it until NG+ at least.
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#152 - bladeboy (05/09/2016) [-]
No, you can get hornet after Mad King Oceiros.
#273 - unholytiming (05/09/2016) [-]
Ah, okay.
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#9 - lyiat (05/08/2016) [-]
Uh... I'm not sure, but can't you not get to Archdragon Cliff or Untended Graves either?
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#10 - khaox (05/08/2016) [-]
just kill Emma, High Priestess of Lothric Castle (the women in the chair who gives you the banner) she drops Basin of Vows place it by the statue and the Dancer bossfight will start. Kill the dancer and you can enter Lothric Castle.
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#11 - lyiat (05/08/2016) [-]
Right, and Pontiff is not needed to go to the dungeon. Yeah, ok.
#24 - anon (05/09/2016) [-]
You don't need to kill pontiff to go to the dungeon, you can just go the other way and make it to the profaned capital. As for untended graves you just need to kill Emma, Then Dancer, then oceiros. You can kill Emma before you even fight Vordt. You just can't get to archdragon peak until you kill Ocerios.
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#25 - lyiat (05/09/2016) [-]
Thank you for... pointing out what I just said?
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#27 - janosaudron (05/09/2016) [-]
Sorry, the "Yeah, ok" for some reason felt like a "Yeah, whatever bitch." to me.
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#12 - whywouldyoudothis (05/08/2016) [-]
I killed Yhorm before the Pontiff because I got lost and just assumed Ithrill had no boss.
#20 - mordavia (05/09/2016) [-]
You're not alone
#7 - or try dark blade / sunlight blade casul 05/08/2016 on Faith in Dark Souls 3 0
#6 - avoids skeletons respawning 05/08/2016 on Faith in Dark Souls 3 0
#16 - their faces looks like the result of too much radiation 05/08/2016 on Cawfee or Gween Tea +2
#34 - Yes, since he very easily abandons his virtues when hes pushed… 05/08/2016 on Thor and Superman 0
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#12 - I liked every major assassins creed game.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2016 on I love the logo transition... +8
#56 - lmrml (05/08/2016) [-]
I think that we can all agree that Brotherhood was the shit
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#57 - achphoenix (05/09/2016) [-]
Brotherhood was indeed exceedingly memorable and excellent.
#13 - 8th book on my desk 05/05/2016 on Artemis Fowl Compilation 0
#12 - dont mind me  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2016 on Artemis Fowl Compilation 0
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#13 - achphoenix (05/05/2016) [-]
8th book on my desk
#35 - actually its a spell "tears of denial" saves him on… 05/05/2016 on [Dark Souls 3] Cheating death 0