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#317 - im sure thats true. but shouldnt it be self esteem, not countr…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on Rate Yourself 0
#322 - minibeep (07/03/2014) [-]
guess i shouldnt think everyone is a nationalist :p
#308 - Picture 07/03/2014 on Rate Yourself 0
#305 - self esteem should be off the charts....  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Rate Yourself 0
#310 - minibeep (07/03/2014) [-]
i have talked to many muricans and they say they do not belive in their ovn gov and that they are not free and actually farm animals
User avatar #317 - achphoenix (07/03/2014) [-]
im sure thats true. but shouldnt it be self esteem, not country esteem? if that makes sense... average american have high self esteem about themselves?
#322 - minibeep (07/03/2014) [-]
guess i shouldnt think everyone is a nationalist :p
#297 - Picture 07/03/2014 on Rate Yourself 0
#2716 - **achphoenix rolled image ** 07/03/2014 on zombified 10 year olds 0
#4 - i could be mistaken, but his straigth punch with added weight …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Wrath activated 0
User avatar #28 - tehfalconguy (07/03/2014) [-]
Nah, he would have obviously hit confirmed into DP FADC ultra if that were the case Kappa
User avatar #5 - whitelapras (07/03/2014) [-]
or he was just a kid who had enough of being picked on
#5 - pretty sure thats iron 07/03/2014 on B-E-A-UTIFUL. +1
#31 - im sure you are not the only one 07/03/2014 on life lessons 0
#2 - its serious business, yo. 07/03/2014 on HAPPY ENDING PLZ +1
#61 - middle earth 07/03/2014 on Take your pick,give a reason! 0
#21 - parents just paid off the rest of the house. They have no debt…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2014 on life lessons 0
#30 - Orc (07/03/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** doubt
#31 - achphoenix (07/03/2014) [-]
im sure you are not the only one
#47 - never bought any of those. never will 07/02/2014 on PC gamers 0
#670 - **achphoenix rolls 397,751,089** 07/02/2014 on highest roll gets yellow... 0
#46 - Nordic countries, not the Scandinavian. 07/01/2014 on Scandinavians +9
#108 - everything seems to be fine, 10 uchi and elite knight +4 is go… 07/01/2014 on VICTORY. +3
#10 - >not underage whoop whoop 06/30/2014 on What would jesus do. 0
#62 - Legion best romance. ( i can dream ) 06/30/2014 on Mass Effect 2/24 0
#27 - take better care of it 06/30/2014 on Fuckin' windows +10
#69 - mass effect 3 could have more options overall, not just romanc… 06/30/2014 on Just likes the texture 0
#67 - i think you might be referring to cortess  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Just likes the texture +2
User avatar #68 - hellsjester (06/30/2014) [-]
oh shit... my bad. still they coulda had better options kaiden kinda meh. i am not gay, but still think they coulda gave better options. more than two at least.
User avatar #140 - mightypoggers (06/30/2014) [-]
better options? are you forgetting Garrus?!
User avatar #69 - achphoenix (06/30/2014) [-]
mass effect 3 could have more options overall, not just romance, but like everything else, EA pissed on it with its deadlines and strict budgets, with no spirit for success or completion.
#14 - both first numbers are myself, wtf 06/28/2014 on (untitled) 0
#32 - Anonymous *********** below 06/28/2014 on True Equality +4
#28 - mfw i fap to the sun 06/28/2014 on unlocked +2
#15 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2014 on Stabilized cheetah +5
#22 - pelmz (06/27/2014) [-]
#57 - well, he could cry in a mansion till his end of days 06/27/2014 on Steve Blobs 0
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#65 - chrisstineline (07/15/2014) [-]
Hejsa.
Hejsa.
User avatar #36 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon huggles ach**
User avatar #37 to #36 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix purrs** Hello dear, i have missed you.
User avatar #38 to #37 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses ach's cheek happily**

Sorry dear.
User avatar #39 to #38 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix sneaks his arm around warzon's lower back and draws him closer**

whatever have you been doing today, love?
User avatar #40 to #39 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to kiss ach lightly**

Not much I guess
User avatar #41 to #40 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
what gender should i imagine you as?
User avatar #42 to #41 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
Changeling.
User avatar #46 to #42 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix gently touched warz's forehead, before moving his hand down warz's face and placing it by his throat. achphoenix continued kissing warz with held back passion**

you' re here now and thats what matters
User avatar #47 to #46 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to purr gently hugging his neck warmly kissing him passionately**
User avatar #48 to #47 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix ended the kiss abruptly and bend down to bite warz in the neck, while his hands greedily caressed warz' carapace**
User avatar #49 to #48 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to gasp softly stroking down his sides very slowly**

Oh...~
User avatar #50 to #49 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix stops the bite to take a deep inhale of warz' scent, and moans thoroughly. achphoenix scratches his nails down warz' chest, stops, and firmly grabs warz' ass**
User avatar #51 to #50 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble sharply pressing up against him as warzy began to nibble his neck**
User avatar #52 to #51 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix let out a throaty moan and shivered. ach put his leg around warzy, while his hand searched between the changelings hindlegs **
User avatar #53 to #52 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to bite my lower lip as he felt both pair of equipment as the changeling squirms sharply**
User avatar #55 to #53 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix 's pleasure was becoming too immense, he had to confess. ach´s hand went to warzy's face and his mouth to his ear**

I want you. I need to have you.
User avatar #56 to #55 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper back somewhat shamed**

You know I get around...?
User avatar #57 to #56 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix looks confused at warzon**
User avatar #58 to #57 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
You do realize I get around A lot.
User avatar #64 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i only thought of this as harmless cybering... rp...
User avatar #62 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
please explain. please
User avatar #63 to #62 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry.
flirt and the next step
User avatar #61 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean *get around a lot" ?
User avatar #59 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i did not no
User avatar #60 to #59 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
#14 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#15 to #14 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
An unexpected visitor.
#16 to #15 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yup -  jeg er et gigantisk creep!    
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep!
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
#17 to #16 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
klaret alle combat med 3 stjerner. stealth senere...
and how did you?...
User avatar #18 to #17 - chrisstineline (11/05/2013) [-]
How did I what?
User avatar #19 to #18 - achphoenix (11/05/2013) [-]
know?
User avatar #20 to #19 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Magic n' stuff.
(du kommenterede noget på en no-fap november, hvor du sagde noget om Batman)
User avatar #21 to #20 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
hvem er du?
hvordan ved du også jeg er dansk?
User avatar #22 to #21 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Igen: Det skrev du også.
Noget med en "report from Denmark: Day four" osv.
User avatar #23 to #22 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
tænkte det nok
#24 to #23 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Så: Hvem er du?
Så: Hvem er du?
#25 to #24 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
en datamatiker studerende.
ti hi fnidder fnis
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder ret fedt!    
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
Det lyder ret fedt!
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
#27 to #26 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
hvordan skulle jeg ellers miste min tid når jeg burde læse?
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det er jo det.    
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
Det er jo det.
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
#29 to #28 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
ingen af delene siger mig noget
ingen af delene siger mig noget
#31 to #30 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...   
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
User avatar #32 to #31 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder også rart - men Hearthstone?
Kører de ikke stadig med closed beta?
User avatar #33 to #32 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
Jo de gør
User avatar #34 to #33 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Fedt nok! Er det noget ved?
User avatar #9 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hellur. c:
#10 to #9 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
what are you up to?
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much. :3
#12 to #11 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yowch, that sucks. But I guess at least you;re getting money. c:
#2 to #1 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
well hello there
well hello there
#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Hola.
What's up?
#4 to #3 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
should be preparing for exams, instead i am sitting here like a foal
#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
When are the exams?
When are the exams?
#6 to #5 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
next one is in 2 days. Have to defend my report on a machine and electronics project that streched 3,5 months. 12 minutes powerpoint presentation and 8 minutes questions.
#7 to #6 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds difficult.   
You should prepare.
Sounds difficult.
You should prepare.
#8 to #7 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, i have prepared some. We were in groups of 3, people usually picked either electronics or machinery and worked there, i picked electronics.
3-2 days ago i met up with the machine specialist from my/our project and we traded knowledge in both our fields so, we could answer theoretical questions from both teachers.
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