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|#57 - Brotherhood was indeed exceedingly memorable and excellent.||05/09/2016 on I love the logo transition...||+2|
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#142 - anon (05/09/2016) [-]
>being a casul
Pick one please.
#93 - anon (05/09/2016) [-]
GIT GUD CASUL
#38 - surrandre (05/09/2016) [-]
As someone else said, the only places after Pontiff are Anor Londo and the Grand Archives, but there's nothing there that he uses.
All you have to do to get sunlight straight sword and usable dragon stones is kill dancer to reach Lothric castle for the sword, and Consumed Kings Garden for access to Archdragon Peak.
Morion blade is a quest drop that you can get really early, deep protection can be bought as early as pre-Watchers, Red tearstone is in Lothric castle, hornet ring is after Oceiros, and lastly, Yhorms Great machete is in the Profaned Capitol, HALFWAY THROUGH IRITHYLL.
Fuck right off with your casual bullshit.
#15 - anonymousmkiii (05/09/2016) [-]
I know the gent who did this, he talked to me about it. I, however, don't know much about this game, so pardon the spanglish
He did this in new game plus. He said he first started using weapons with the "warcry" ability, an axe at first. He +10'd it, and was astonished by the damage. Then he found a sword that did the same thing, +9'd that, and thought that was even more awesome. He bounced back and forth between the sword and the axe, murdering all in the process. He then found the machete, or beat the boss with it, i can't remember which, +5'd the machete (he said it was a boss weapon, so you can only +5 it? again, i'm only regurgitating what he said)
Then, for shits and giggles, he got rid of his armor, stacked a bunch of buffs that all upped attack, he mentioned one in particular that worked when his health was below 20, dragons chest, some sort of prayer, etc. He stacked all of these,called 2 of them before the waterfall, and the rest after. He proceeded to perry the boss' attack, and one-shotted him. He described this boss as the second boss, and a "gear check" boss, and with all of this combined, he thought he should be the boss.
He said he tried something very similar before, with some kind of boss that was supposed to be a 2-stage boss or something like that? He attacked the boss, hit him once, and his game crashed. When he came back, he had the boss' weapon in his inventory, and the campfire thing was up. He figures what happened was he hit the boss so fucking hard, the game thought "oh, time to go to stage 2...but i'm already dead....so fuckyou.exe"
#128 - knightdiaz (05/09/2016) [-]
Red Tearstone Ring - Buff to Attack when low health
Dragon Torso Buff
Deep Protection Miracle
Sunlight Straight Sword Buff
(possibly hornet ring?)
Parry for strongest possible critical hit.
Ive done stuff simliar to this in Dark Souls one, but why I havent tried it in dark souls 3 badazzles me...
#30 - anon (05/09/2016) [-]
How do you know DunkeyKung?
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#24 - anon (05/09/2016) [-]
You don't need to kill pontiff to go to the dungeon, you can just go the other way and make it to the profaned capital. As for untended graves you just need to kill Emma, Then Dancer, then oceiros. You can kill Emma before you even fight Vordt. You just can't get to archdragon peak until you kill Ocerios.
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