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#37 - i actually always just ran to the right... boring me... 09/10/2014 on Assassin's Creed loading... 0
#2 - you have been now 09/10/2014 on Grommash gurl 0
#63 - capitalist scum 09/10/2014 on only usa visitors can see... 0
#22 - amazing trap indeed 09/09/2014 on Gwyndolin best sister +1
#19 - i will seek absolution later  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2014 on Gwyndolin best sister +2
#31 - crazylance (09/15/2014) [-]
I can't help but feel as if there are a dozen more who are on the same path as yours.
#17 - *purr*  [+] (3 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Gwyndolin best sister +1
User avatar #18 - anonimperiumreturn (09/09/2014) [-]
WAIFU SOULS Have some fetish fuel
#19 - achphoenix (09/09/2014) [-]
i will seek absolution later
#31 - crazylance (09/15/2014) [-]
I can't help but feel as if there are a dozen more who are on the same path as yours.
#14 - dosnt bother me in the least  [+] (5 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Gwyndolin best sister +1
User avatar #16 - anonimperiumreturn (09/09/2014) [-]
b-but she has snake tentacles what if she uses them to...
User avatar #17 - achphoenix (09/09/2014) [-]
*purr*
User avatar #18 - anonimperiumreturn (09/09/2014) [-]
WAIFU SOULS Have some fetish fuel
#19 - achphoenix (09/09/2014) [-]
i will seek absolution later
#31 - crazylance (09/15/2014) [-]
I can't help but feel as if there are a dozen more who are on the same path as yours.
#12 - see comment 1 :p  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2014 on Gwyndolin best sister 0
#15 - playersbewarned (09/09/2014) [-]
shit
#9 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2014 on Gwyndolin best sister +1
#10 - hilariousrubbish (09/09/2014) [-]
**hilariousrubbish rolled image** this is real art
#7 - that would be interesting... would it be masturbation if i sha…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Gwyndolin best sister +1
User avatar #8 - hilariousrubbish (09/09/2014) [-]
selfcest i think is the word for this kind of situation
#9 - achphoenix (09/09/2014) [-]
#10 - hilariousrubbish (09/09/2014) [-]
**hilariousrubbish rolled image** this is real art
#5 - you can be whatever you want  [+] (5 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Gwyndolin best sister +5
User avatar #6 - hilariousrubbish (09/09/2014) [-]
can i be achphoenix?
#7 - achphoenix (09/09/2014) [-]
that would be interesting... would it be masturbation if i shagged you then?
User avatar #8 - hilariousrubbish (09/09/2014) [-]
selfcest i think is the word for this kind of situation
#9 - achphoenix (09/09/2014) [-]
#10 - hilariousrubbish (09/09/2014) [-]
**hilariousrubbish rolled image** this is real art
#4 - let me live my dream  [+] (7 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Gwyndolin best sister +4
#13 - anonimperiumreturn (09/09/2014) [-]
Have a nice dream.
Beware of trap
User avatar #14 - achphoenix (09/09/2014) [-]
dosnt bother me in the least
User avatar #16 - anonimperiumreturn (09/09/2014) [-]
b-but she has snake tentacles what if she uses them to...
User avatar #17 - achphoenix (09/09/2014) [-]
*purr*
User avatar #18 - anonimperiumreturn (09/09/2014) [-]
WAIFU SOULS Have some fetish fuel
#19 - achphoenix (09/09/2014) [-]
i will seek absolution later
#31 - crazylance (09/15/2014) [-]
I can't help but feel as if there are a dozen more who are on the same path as yours.
#59 - even if that was true, norway and denmark were the same, also … 09/09/2014 on Title 0
#3 - 'tis a cross 09/09/2014 on japan gets rekt 0
#96 - aawwww yeeeeeeah 09/09/2014 on USA you need to find a new... 0
#5 - that saddens me greatly. i was quite happy with the discovery.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Title +4
User avatar #6 - karvarausku (09/08/2014) [-]
Eh... my ancestors are more related to "shamans" and "sorcerers" than they are to vikings anyways.
#8 - cherubium (09/08/2014) [-]
I love the way your people named my people (swede).
User avatar #36 - karvarausku (09/09/2014) [-]
Your people...?
#50 - cherubium (09/09/2014) [-]
Finns? Ruotsi roughly reprensents Men who row.
#5 - it dosnt say WHICH president 09/08/2014 on No-brainer 0
#13 - excuse me... 09/08/2014 on The Quote Machine +4
#3 - further research of viking graves reveal that, about 47% of vi…  [+] (25 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Title +60
#52 - chrispthesebbe (09/09/2014) [-]
and further investigation shows that there were actually no danish vikings. the viking remains they find in dennmark are from norwegian and swdish vikings who traveled to dennmark to trade
#60 - chrispthesebbe (09/09/2014) [-]
the danes belonged to the same group as the germans also known as the hansa or hans
User avatar #59 - achphoenix (09/09/2014) [-]
even if that was true, norway and denmark were the same, also half of sweden belonged to denmark during viking era.
User avatar #17 - PetroleumPinecone (09/09/2014) [-]
That research was based on a sample size of about 20 graves if memory serves. Hardly convincing evidence.
User avatar #13 - ahugefan (09/09/2014) [-]
my viking knowledge extends as far as t.v., movies and the occasional book, but weren't vikings exclusively either burnt at a pyre or or buried at sea? I mean it would take a lot more effort to dig deep through frozen earth in that cold north, I'd rather just let the fishes get them. I dunno about the credibility of this "further reasearch" you're talking about
#34 - Womens Study Major (09/09/2014) [-]
The buried at sea thing is a myth. They were sometimes buried in boats, but typically in burial mounds, kinda like what you get in skyrim, except it's a ship and not stone hall ways.
#12 - arandomanon (09/08/2014) [-]
#9 - historybuff (09/08/2014) [-]
that doesnt meant half of the warriors were women. It just means more of them died. Plus, ever heard of baggage trains? Women followed men to war all the damn time.

put it this way
army of 100
90 are men
10 are women
10 people die in battle
5 are men, 5 are women
50% of deaths are women
but only 10% of fighters were women
#22 - Womens Study Major (09/09/2014) [-]
it does, what you say only would be true if 90 didn't die, or we didn't find their graves but that is just assumption
User avatar #21 - skypatrol (09/09/2014) [-]
fun fact: 100% of vikings died
#29 - ldnelson (09/09/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little teef? I’ll have you know I rose to the top of my clan in the Scandanavia, and I’ve been involved in numerous bloody raids on Britain, and I have over 300 confirmed pillagings. I am trained in hit and run warfare and I’m the top berserker of the entire Nordic race. You are nothing to me but just another peasant. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over carrier pidgin? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the North Sea and your village is being traced right now so you better prepare for the wrath of Thor, made. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in the Ulfberht, but I have access to the entire arsenal my raiding band and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the branches of Yggdrasil, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn fífl. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, heathen.
#54 - biebergotswag (09/09/2014) [-]
mount and blade is a fucking awesome game, even through it look as if it was made decades ago.
#30 - skypatrol (09/09/2014) [-]
#33 - furiousmarshmellow (09/09/2014) [-]
#47 - vohcaz (09/09/2014) [-]
#25 - thighhighkneesocks (09/09/2014) [-]
Tell that to Robbaz.
#20 - endospore (09/09/2014) [-]
That's statistically improbable to happen often enough to skew the results in a meaningful way if you look at a large enough number of battles.
#16 - Womens Study Major (09/09/2014) [-]
2math4me
#7 - mobilebull Comment deleted by achphoenix
User avatar #4 - karvarausku (09/08/2014) [-]
I don't believe you.
#5 - achphoenix (09/08/2014) [-]
that saddens me greatly. i was quite happy with the discovery.
User avatar #6 - karvarausku (09/08/2014) [-]
Eh... my ancestors are more related to "shamans" and "sorcerers" than they are to vikings anyways.
#8 - cherubium (09/08/2014) [-]
I love the way your people named my people (swede).
User avatar #36 - karvarausku (09/09/2014) [-]
Your people...?
#50 - cherubium (09/09/2014) [-]
Finns? Ruotsi roughly reprensents Men who row.
#157 - no 09/08/2014 on Of course, I will always... 0
#3 - Appa needs more attention 09/08/2014 on (untitled) +14
#15 - League of legends lore is, and have always been... <--- 09/07/2014 on Riot's "New Lore" +2
#55 - research before you post 09/07/2014 on Thank you based Putin 0
#47 - with all the steroids he has taken, i would say yeah, he as a …  [+] (12 new replies) 09/07/2014 on hummers +11
User avatar #70 - thasuperpimp (09/07/2014) [-]
Steroids don't shrink your penis.
User avatar #74 - redblackstar (09/07/2014) [-]
Yes they do!
User avatar #143 - machomustachio (09/07/2014) [-]
they just make it harder for you to get erect. for some people they say your testes shrink but im not sure on the details
User avatar #105 - hellomynameisgodsy (09/07/2014) [-]
Is that your excuse?
User avatar #124 - redblackstar (09/07/2014) [-]
No it's not!
User avatar #125 - hellomynameisgodsy (09/07/2014) [-]
Shh shhhh, it's okay, mines is the government pumping the water with estrogen.
User avatar #145 - redblackstar (09/07/2014) [-]
Indeed. As well as lithium and fluoride.
#114 - tomtomvdp (09/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #77 - thasuperpimp (09/07/2014) [-]
They actually don't. They only shrink the testicles because the production of testosterone is halted due to the extra test being put into the system.
#185 - fatbasturd (09/08/2014) [-]
well he's got a potato sack and marbles!
#95 - xaumberpauffe (09/07/2014) [-]
Now I finally understand the vast deep hidden meanings of the universe!
User avatar #79 - tomowrath (09/07/2014) [-]
^
#4 - i have no words... 09/07/2014 on CNN in a nutshell 0
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#70 - Womens Study Major (11/03/2014) [-]
I'm the anon in the night
Guess who I am and win a prize
User avatar #71 to #70 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
whydoesthishappen?
#72 to #71 - Womens Study Major (11/04/2014) [-]
Guess again
User avatar #73 to #72 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
grogorvic?
#74 to #73 - Womens Study Major (11/04/2014) [-]
Have another guess
User avatar #75 to #74 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
christineline?
#76 to #75 - Womens Study Major (11/05/2014) [-]
Okay, I will give you a hint
Think of a word that ends with vel
User avatar #77 to #76 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
level
#78 to #77 - Womens Study Major (11/05/2014) [-]
starts with a J
User avatar #79 to #78 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
cant think of any english words that will fit that description
#80 to #79 - Womens Study Major (11/05/2014) [-]
Who says its and english word and not from the rest of europe?
User avatar #81 to #80 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
javel?
#82 to #81 - Womens Study Major (11/06/2014) [-]
Yes, javel
now, name a specific type of javel
User avatar #83 to #82 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
javel sir?
#84 to #83 - Womens Study Major (11/06/2014) [-]
Okay, time for another clue:
I tend to call you danskjavel
User avatar #85 to #84 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
Bäcke for helvete xD
User avatar #86 to #85 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
You have discovered my true identity xD
User avatar #87 to #86 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
a thousand curses and flæskesteg upon you xD
User avatar #88 to #87 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
A thousand? Pfft, going soft?
User avatar #89 to #88 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
im generous because i have gotten rid of stresses
User avatar #90 to #89 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
Hurray, no more stress!
#67 - Womens Study Major (11/02/2014) [-]
Pølse
User avatar #68 to #67 - achphoenix (11/02/2014) [-]
flæskesteg
#69 to #68 - Womens Study Major (11/02/2014) [-]
rullebør
#65 - chrisstineline (07/15/2014) [-]
Hejsa.
Hejsa.
User avatar #36 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon huggles ach**
User avatar #37 to #36 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix purrs** Hello dear, i have missed you.
User avatar #38 to #37 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses ach's cheek happily**

Sorry dear.
User avatar #39 to #38 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix sneaks his arm around warzon's lower back and draws him closer**

whatever have you been doing today, love?
User avatar #40 to #39 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to kiss ach lightly**

Not much I guess
User avatar #41 to #40 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
what gender should i imagine you as?
User avatar #42 to #41 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
Changeling.
User avatar #46 to #42 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix gently touched warz's forehead, before moving his hand down warz's face and placing it by his throat. achphoenix continued kissing warz with held back passion**

you' re here now and thats what matters
User avatar #47 to #46 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to purr gently hugging his neck warmly kissing him passionately**
User avatar #48 to #47 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix ended the kiss abruptly and bend down to bite warz in the neck, while his hands greedily caressed warz' carapace**
User avatar #49 to #48 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to gasp softly stroking down his sides very slowly**

Oh...~
User avatar #50 to #49 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix stops the bite to take a deep inhale of warz' scent, and moans thoroughly. achphoenix scratches his nails down warz' chest, stops, and firmly grabs warz' ass**
User avatar #51 to #50 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble sharply pressing up against him as warzy began to nibble his neck**
User avatar #52 to #51 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix let out a throaty moan and shivered. ach put his leg around warzy, while his hand searched between the changelings hindlegs **
User avatar #53 to #52 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to bite my lower lip as he felt both pair of equipment as the changeling squirms sharply**
User avatar #55 to #53 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix 's pleasure was becoming too immense, he had to confess. ach´s hand went to warzy's face and his mouth to his ear**

I want you. I need to have you.
User avatar #56 to #55 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper back somewhat shamed**

You know I get around...?
User avatar #57 to #56 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix looks confused at warzon**
User avatar #58 to #57 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
You do realize I get around A lot.
User avatar #64 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i only thought of this as harmless cybering... rp...
User avatar #62 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
please explain. please
User avatar #63 to #62 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry.
flirt and the next step
User avatar #61 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean *get around a lot" ?
User avatar #59 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i did not no
User avatar #60 to #59 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
#14 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#15 to #14 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
An unexpected visitor.
#16 to #15 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yup -  jeg er et gigantisk creep!    
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep!
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
#17 to #16 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
klaret alle combat med 3 stjerner. stealth senere...
and how did you?...
User avatar #18 to #17 - chrisstineline (11/05/2013) [-]
How did I what?
User avatar #19 to #18 - achphoenix (11/05/2013) [-]
know?
User avatar #20 to #19 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Magic n' stuff.
(du kommenterede noget på en no-fap november, hvor du sagde noget om Batman)
User avatar #21 to #20 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
hvem er du?
hvordan ved du også jeg er dansk?
User avatar #22 to #21 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Igen: Det skrev du også.
Noget med en "report from Denmark: Day four" osv.
User avatar #23 to #22 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
tænkte det nok
#24 to #23 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Så: Hvem er du?
Så: Hvem er du?
#25 to #24 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
en datamatiker studerende.
ti hi fnidder fnis
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder ret fedt!    
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
Det lyder ret fedt!
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
#27 to #26 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
hvordan skulle jeg ellers miste min tid når jeg burde læse?
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det er jo det.    
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
Det er jo det.
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
#29 to #28 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
ingen af delene siger mig noget
ingen af delene siger mig noget
#31 to #30 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...   
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
User avatar #32 to #31 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder også rart - men Hearthstone?
Kører de ikke stadig med closed beta?
User avatar #33 to #32 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
Jo de gør
User avatar #34 to #33 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Fedt nok! Er det noget ved?
User avatar #9 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hellur. c:
#10 to #9 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
what are you up to?
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much. :3
#12 to #11 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yowch, that sucks. But I guess at least you;re getting money. c:
#2 to #1 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
well hello there
well hello there
#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Hola.
What's up?
#4 to #3 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
should be preparing for exams, instead i am sitting here like a foal
#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
When are the exams?
When are the exams?
#6 to #5 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
next one is in 2 days. Have to defend my report on a machine and electronics project that streched 3,5 months. 12 minutes powerpoint presentation and 8 minutes questions.
#7 to #6 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds difficult.   
You should prepare.
Sounds difficult.
You should prepare.
#8 to #7 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, i have prepared some. We were in groups of 3, people usually picked either electronics or machinery and worked there, i picked electronics.
3-2 days ago i met up with the machine specialist from my/our project and we traded knowledge in both our fields so, we could answer theoretical questions from both teachers.
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