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#64 - Picture 10/26/2014 on LoK: Story Time with Toph 0
#63 - Picture 10/26/2014 on LoK: Story Time with Toph 0
#36 - well, since we are physically and mentally at our peak when 21… 10/26/2014 on feminist pls 0
#8 - Picture 10/26/2014 on feminist pls +2
#64 - Picture 10/25/2014 on Stay In School +3
#62 - source?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/25/2014 on Stay In School 0
User avatar #63 - animeboyseveryday (10/25/2014) [-]
I do not know, sorry
#64 - achphoenix (10/25/2014) [-]
#183 - movie and dinner first 10/24/2014 on That's just not right 0
#182 - Picture 10/24/2014 on That's just not right 0
#3 - >communist units 10/23/2014 on Apple watch vs. Pipboy +5
#3 - lucky its a turn based game  [+] (2 new replies) 10/23/2014 on Freedom Forever +32
#87 - anonymous (10/23/2014) [-]
It is, but that makes no difference in chess if your opponent can pretty much instantaneously work out a counter to your every move.
#25 - anonymous (10/23/2014) [-]
Clearly that does Superman no good.
#3 - there is no last airbender movie 10/22/2014 on A simple misunderstanding... +24
#101 - meat... of their own species. jeez >.> 10/20/2014 on Redneck Retriever 0
#38 - and friends and family. when they are dead, dont let the meat …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2014 on Redneck Retriever 0
User avatar #49 - commontroll (10/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm not feeding the remains of my family members to overly romanticized and glorified flea bags that tormented humanity for ages.
User avatar #101 - achphoenix (10/20/2014) [-]
meat... of their own species. jeez >.>
#17 - i am triggered  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2014 on Should've gotten the vasectomy +11
User avatar #24 - mrjbrown (10/20/2014) [-]
bummer
#84 - Heresy 10/20/2014 on GameStop +4
#5 - dogs didnt evolve. wolves are perfect <3  [+] (4 new replies) 10/20/2014 on Redneck Retriever +1
User avatar #18 - commontroll (10/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, perfect for eating your child.
User avatar #38 - achphoenix (10/20/2014) [-]
and friends and family. when they are dead, dont let the meat go to waste.
User avatar #49 - commontroll (10/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm not feeding the remains of my family members to overly romanticized and glorified flea bags that tormented humanity for ages.
User avatar #101 - achphoenix (10/20/2014) [-]
meat... of their own species. jeez >.>
#7 - im already underweight... 10/20/2014 on Kickstarter anyone? -1
#340 - how is that a new mechanic?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2014 on 10 second game 0
#353 - thelastelephant (10/20/2014) [-]
I say stupid shit when I'm drunk.
Shhhhhh...let me have this
User avatar #403 - DeathOne (10/20/2014) [-]
OP only gave you 10 seconds
#33 - mfw barbarians 10/18/2014 on Racism 0
#91 - it just means its the most serious of feels. 10/17/2014 on Random Fact Comp. #59 0
#78 - that can only mean one thing... 10/17/2014 on Random Fact Comp. #59 +1
#132 - no doubt male. But i still root for him using magic to try and… 10/17/2014 on if he only knew..... 0
#131 - okay... 10/17/2014 on if he only knew..... 0
#129 - as far as we know. dat magic tho somehow... he has br…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/17/2014 on if he only knew..... 0
User avatar #130 - tylosaurus (10/17/2014) [-]
Or pads.
Nevertheless, confirmed to be a feminine male on the item descriptions, so there's that.
User avatar #132 - achphoenix (10/17/2014) [-]
no doubt male. But i still root for him using magic to try and have "Amazing chest ahead" like big sis x3
#30 - my mistake  [+] (6 new replies) 10/17/2014 on Random Fact Comp. #59 +2
#40 - angelious (10/17/2014) [-]
its not stretching the truth to say aland is swedish thou...
User avatar #32 - perunamakkaraa (10/17/2014) [-]
no problem
#59 - anonymous (10/17/2014) [-]
Faroe islands mentioned. Swell with grind, spik og eplir
User avatar #96 - eanirae (10/17/2014) [-]
Takk fyri eina góða mynd til mína samling.
User avatar #66 - zredshift (10/17/2014) [-]
Recently returned from Denmark, and do they love making fun of their colonies. There's a stereotype that the Faroese are dumb, illiterate fishermen and that the Greenlanders are slant-eyed suicidal alcoholics.
#86 - anonymous (10/17/2014) [-]
Everybody in the Nordics seems to be a suicidal drunk.
Source: I'm living there for about a year now.
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#70 - anonymous (11/03/2014) [-]
I'm the anon in the night
Guess who I am and win a prize
User avatar #71 to #70 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
whydoesthishappen?
#72 to #71 - anonymous (11/04/2014) [-]
Guess again
User avatar #73 to #72 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
grogorvic?
#74 to #73 - anonymous (11/04/2014) [-]
Have another guess
User avatar #75 to #74 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
christineline?
#76 to #75 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
Okay, I will give you a hint
Think of a word that ends with vel
User avatar #77 to #76 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
level
#78 to #77 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
starts with a J
User avatar #79 to #78 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
cant think of any english words that will fit that description
#80 to #79 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
Who says its and english word and not from the rest of europe?
User avatar #81 to #80 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
javel?
#82 to #81 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
Yes, javel
now, name a specific type of javel
User avatar #83 to #82 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
javel sir?
#84 to #83 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
Okay, time for another clue:
I tend to call you danskjavel
User avatar #85 to #84 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
Bäcke for helvete xD
User avatar #86 to #85 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
You have discovered my true identity xD
User avatar #87 to #86 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
a thousand curses and flæskesteg upon you xD
User avatar #88 to #87 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
A thousand? Pfft, going soft?
User avatar #89 to #88 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
im generous because i have gotten rid of stresses
User avatar #90 to #89 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
Hurray, no more stress!
#67 - anonymous (11/02/2014) [-]
Pølse
User avatar #68 to #67 - achphoenix (11/02/2014) [-]
flæskesteg
#69 to #68 - anonymous (11/02/2014) [-]
rullebør
#65 - chrisstineline (07/15/2014) [-]
Hejsa.
Hejsa.
User avatar #36 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon huggles ach**
User avatar #37 to #36 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix purrs** Hello dear, i have missed you.
User avatar #38 to #37 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses ach's cheek happily**

Sorry dear.
User avatar #39 to #38 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix sneaks his arm around warzon's lower back and draws him closer**

whatever have you been doing today, love?
User avatar #40 to #39 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to kiss ach lightly**

Not much I guess
User avatar #41 to #40 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
what gender should i imagine you as?
User avatar #42 to #41 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
Changeling.
User avatar #46 to #42 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix gently touched warz's forehead, before moving his hand down warz's face and placing it by his throat. achphoenix continued kissing warz with held back passion**

you' re here now and thats what matters
User avatar #47 to #46 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to purr gently hugging his neck warmly kissing him passionately**
User avatar #48 to #47 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix ended the kiss abruptly and bend down to bite warz in the neck, while his hands greedily caressed warz' carapace**
User avatar #49 to #48 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to gasp softly stroking down his sides very slowly**

Oh...~
User avatar #50 to #49 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix stops the bite to take a deep inhale of warz' scent, and moans thoroughly. achphoenix scratches his nails down warz' chest, stops, and firmly grabs warz' ass**
User avatar #51 to #50 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble sharply pressing up against him as warzy began to nibble his neck**
User avatar #52 to #51 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix let out a throaty moan and shivered. ach put his leg around warzy, while his hand searched between the changelings hindlegs **
User avatar #53 to #52 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to bite my lower lip as he felt both pair of equipment as the changeling squirms sharply**
User avatar #55 to #53 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix 's pleasure was becoming too immense, he had to confess. ach´s hand went to warzy's face and his mouth to his ear**

I want you. I need to have you.
User avatar #56 to #55 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper back somewhat shamed**

You know I get around...?
User avatar #57 to #56 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix looks confused at warzon**
User avatar #58 to #57 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
You do realize I get around A lot.
User avatar #64 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i only thought of this as harmless cybering... rp...
User avatar #62 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
please explain. please
User avatar #63 to #62 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry.
flirt and the next step
User avatar #61 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean *get around a lot" ?
User avatar #59 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i did not no
User avatar #60 to #59 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
#14 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#15 to #14 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
An unexpected visitor.
#16 to #15 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yup -  jeg er et gigantisk creep!    
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep!
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
#17 to #16 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
klaret alle combat med 3 stjerner. stealth senere...
and how did you?...
User avatar #18 to #17 - chrisstineline (11/05/2013) [-]
How did I what?
User avatar #19 to #18 - achphoenix (11/05/2013) [-]
know?
User avatar #20 to #19 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Magic n' stuff.
(du kommenterede noget på en no-fap november, hvor du sagde noget om Batman)
User avatar #21 to #20 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
hvem er du?
hvordan ved du også jeg er dansk?
User avatar #22 to #21 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Igen: Det skrev du også.
Noget med en "report from Denmark: Day four" osv.
User avatar #23 to #22 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
tænkte det nok
#24 to #23 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Så: Hvem er du?
Så: Hvem er du?
#25 to #24 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
en datamatiker studerende.
ti hi fnidder fnis
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder ret fedt!    
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
Det lyder ret fedt!
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
#27 to #26 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
hvordan skulle jeg ellers miste min tid når jeg burde læse?
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det er jo det.    
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
Det er jo det.
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
#29 to #28 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
ingen af delene siger mig noget
ingen af delene siger mig noget
#31 to #30 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...   
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
User avatar #32 to #31 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder også rart - men Hearthstone?
Kører de ikke stadig med closed beta?
User avatar #33 to #32 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
Jo de gør
User avatar #34 to #33 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Fedt nok! Er det noget ved?
User avatar #9 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hellur. c:
#10 to #9 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
what are you up to?
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much. :3
#12 to #11 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yowch, that sucks. But I guess at least you;re getting money. c:
#2 to #1 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
well hello there
well hello there
#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Hola.
What's up?
#4 to #3 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
should be preparing for exams, instead i am sitting here like a foal
#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
When are the exams?
When are the exams?
#6 to #5 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
next one is in 2 days. Have to defend my report on a machine and electronics project that streched 3,5 months. 12 minutes powerpoint presentation and 8 minutes questions.
#7 to #6 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds difficult.   
You should prepare.
Sounds difficult.
You should prepare.
#8 to #7 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, i have prepared some. We were in groups of 3, people usually picked either electronics or machinery and worked there, i picked electronics.
3-2 days ago i met up with the machine specialist from my/our project and we traded knowledge in both our fields so, we could answer theoretical questions from both teachers.
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