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#17 - Swell with Wulffmorgenthaler 11/29/2014 on More Truth Facts 0
#74 - FUN FACT: A good portion of the british women actually chose t… 11/29/2014 on Well That Explains a Lot 0
#71 - exactly my thoughts 11/28/2014 on How to kiss your dragon +1
#189 - being born in denmark 11/28/2014 on Thankful 0
#23 - both dragons are male, just for the curious souls.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/27/2014 on How to kiss your dragon +16
#31 - ohpee (11/28/2014) [-]
#71 - achphoenix (11/28/2014) [-]
exactly my thoughts
#26 - this pleases me greatly 11/27/2014 on do you even chakra 0
#53 - wackie chan yankie chack bruce lee 11/26/2014 on Classic Jackie Chan 0
#10 - nope. hate that cat 11/26/2014 on Dank Souls 2 0
#2 - level 1 with standard estus flask it is... 11/26/2014 on dark soools 0
#3 - denmark and celcius... guess i will just camp in my bed foreve… 11/24/2014 on Ellen 3 +1
#17 - performance issues and random glitches. technical stuff, …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2014 on PLEASE 0
User avatar #19 - enemyoftrn (11/24/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#16 - the main problem is that it was released too early. but they a… 11/24/2014 on PLEASE +1
#94 - make sweet sweet love to me, senpai. 11/24/2014 on Food Speak 0
#6 - why is this still not a thing??? 11/23/2014 on good feelings. 0
#30 - just no 11/23/2014 on sickening..I would kill her +1
#4 - but while she endures, we might still perish, since we are the… 11/23/2014 on killer diet plan +3
#7 - well, they did make Abstergo look like them on purpose.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on The idea machine and aaa... 0
User avatar #8 - monswine (11/23/2014) [-]
yeah but it's gone beyond self-parody when real-world Ubisoft is making itself look like Abstergo. I'll be honest the only reason I keep playing these things is for the scraps of content that reference Montreal and French Canadians.
#5 - AAWW YEEEAAH! 11/20/2014 on Custom Hearthstone cards... +1
#3 - but then again, the chosen undead is sort of invincible. Since… 11/20/2014 on Custom Hearthstone cards... 0
#2 - only a silence can save us all  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2014 on Custom Hearthstone cards... 0
User avatar #3 - achphoenix (11/20/2014) [-]
but then again, the chosen undead is sort of invincible. Since he only loses when he gives up.
#2 - obligatory  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2014 on Thanks Satan +83
#10 - majordraco (11/21/2014) [-]
#91 - show what level you are 11/20/2014 on like new levels bars on top... +2
#16 - 1 second super strength... how often? you could really pac… 11/20/2014 on Thinking these up is fun. 0
#735 - i thought i had... 11/20/2014 on Special People 0
#49 - THANK YOU! 11/19/2014 on westernization -1
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#70 - anonymous (11/03/2014) [-]
I'm the anon in the night
Guess who I am and win a prize
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User avatar #71 to #70 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
whydoesthishappen?
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#72 to #71 - anonymous (11/04/2014) [-]
Guess again
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User avatar #73 to #72 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
grogorvic?
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#74 to #73 - anonymous (11/04/2014) [-]
Have another guess
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User avatar #75 to #74 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
christineline?
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#76 to #75 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
Okay, I will give you a hint
Think of a word that ends with vel
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User avatar #77 to #76 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
level
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#78 to #77 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
starts with a J
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User avatar #79 to #78 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
cant think of any english words that will fit that description
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#80 to #79 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
Who says its and english word and not from the rest of europe?
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User avatar #81 to #80 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
javel?
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#82 to #81 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
Yes, javel
now, name a specific type of javel
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User avatar #83 to #82 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
javel sir?
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#84 to #83 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
Okay, time for another clue:
I tend to call you danskjavel
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User avatar #85 to #84 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
Bäcke for helvete xD
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User avatar #86 to #85 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
You have discovered my true identity xD
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User avatar #87 to #86 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
a thousand curses and flæskesteg upon you xD
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User avatar #88 to #87 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
A thousand? Pfft, going soft?
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User avatar #89 to #88 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
im generous because i have gotten rid of stresses
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User avatar #90 to #89 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
Hurray, no more stress!
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#67 - anonymous (11/02/2014) [-]
Pølse
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User avatar #68 to #67 - achphoenix (11/02/2014) [-]
flæskesteg
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#69 to #68 - anonymous (11/02/2014) [-]
rullebør
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#65 - chrisstineline (07/15/2014) [-]
Hejsa.
Hejsa.
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User avatar #36 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon huggles ach**
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User avatar #37 to #36 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix purrs** Hello dear, i have missed you.
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User avatar #38 to #37 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses ach's cheek happily**

Sorry dear.
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User avatar #39 to #38 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix sneaks his arm around warzon's lower back and draws him closer**

whatever have you been doing today, love?
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User avatar #40 to #39 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to kiss ach lightly**

Not much I guess
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User avatar #41 to #40 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
what gender should i imagine you as?
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User avatar #42 to #41 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
Changeling.
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User avatar #46 to #42 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix gently touched warz's forehead, before moving his hand down warz's face and placing it by his throat. achphoenix continued kissing warz with held back passion**

you' re here now and thats what matters
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User avatar #47 to #46 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to purr gently hugging his neck warmly kissing him passionately**
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User avatar #48 to #47 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix ended the kiss abruptly and bend down to bite warz in the neck, while his hands greedily caressed warz' carapace**
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User avatar #49 to #48 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to gasp softly stroking down his sides very slowly**

Oh...~
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User avatar #50 to #49 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix stops the bite to take a deep inhale of warz' scent, and moans thoroughly. achphoenix scratches his nails down warz' chest, stops, and firmly grabs warz' ass**
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User avatar #51 to #50 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble sharply pressing up against him as warzy began to nibble his neck**
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User avatar #52 to #51 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix let out a throaty moan and shivered. ach put his leg around warzy, while his hand searched between the changelings hindlegs **
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User avatar #53 to #52 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to bite my lower lip as he felt both pair of equipment as the changeling squirms sharply**
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User avatar #55 to #53 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix 's pleasure was becoming too immense, he had to confess. ach´s hand went to warzy's face and his mouth to his ear**

I want you. I need to have you.
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User avatar #56 to #55 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper back somewhat shamed**

You know I get around...?
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User avatar #57 to #56 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix looks confused at warzon**
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User avatar #58 to #57 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
You do realize I get around A lot.
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User avatar #64 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i only thought of this as harmless cybering... rp...
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User avatar #62 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
please explain. please
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User avatar #63 to #62 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry.
flirt and the next step
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User avatar #61 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean *get around a lot" ?
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User avatar #59 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i did not no
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User avatar #60 to #59 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
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#14 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
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#15 to #14 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
An unexpected visitor.
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#16 to #15 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep! Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep!
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
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#17 to #16 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
klaret alle combat med 3 stjerner. stealth senere...
and how did you?...
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User avatar #18 to #17 - chrisstineline (11/05/2013) [-]
How did I what?
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User avatar #19 to #18 - achphoenix (11/05/2013) [-]
know?
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User avatar #20 to #19 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Magic n' stuff.
(du kommenterede noget på en no-fap november, hvor du sagde noget om Batman)
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User avatar #21 to #20 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
hvem er du?
hvordan ved du også jeg er dansk?
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User avatar #22 to #21 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Igen: Det skrev du også.
Noget med en "report from Denmark: Day four" osv.
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User avatar #23 to #22 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
tænkte det nok
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#24 to #23 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Så: Hvem er du?
Så: Hvem er du?
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#25 to #24 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
en datamatiker studerende.
ti hi fnidder fnis
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#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder ret fedt! Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
Det lyder ret fedt!
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
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#27 to #26 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
hvordan skulle jeg ellers miste min tid når jeg burde læse?
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#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det er jo det. Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
Det er jo det.
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
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#29 to #28 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
ingen af delene siger mig noget
ingen af delene siger mig noget
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#31 to #30 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg... så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
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User avatar #32 to #31 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder også rart - men Hearthstone?
Kører de ikke stadig med closed beta?
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User avatar #33 to #32 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
Jo de gør
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User avatar #34 to #33 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Fedt nok! Er det noget ved?
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User avatar #9 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hellur. c:
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#10 to #9 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
what are you up to?
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User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much. :3
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#12 to #11 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
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User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yowch, that sucks. But I guess at least you;re getting money. c:
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#2 to #1 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
well hello there
well hello there
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#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Hola.
What's up?
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#4 to #3 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
should be preparing for exams, instead i am sitting here like a foal
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#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
When are the exams?
When are the exams?
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#6 to #5 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
next one is in 2 days. Have to defend my report on a machine and electronics project that streched 3,5 months. 12 minutes powerpoint presentation and 8 minutes questions.
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#7 to #6 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds difficult. You should prepare.
Sounds difficult.
You should prepare.
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#8 to #7 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, i have prepared some. We were in groups of 3, people usually picked either electronics or machinery and worked there, i picked electronics.
3-2 days ago i met up with the machine specialist from my/our project and we traded knowledge in both our fields so, we could answer theoretical questions from both teachers.
 
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