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achphoenix

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Date Signed Up:8/18/2011
Last Login:7/28/2015
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#21 - Picture 06/04/2015 on Neato Cool GIFs! +9
#5 - nah i kid. just wanted an excuse for the image. 06/04/2015 on He's not the same person +15
#5 - computer? 06/04/2015 on When he says "Netflix and... +1
#94 - Picture 06/03/2015 on How Companies Build Products +1
#93 - the reason for the renaming was because they scrapped everythi… 06/03/2015 on How Companies Build Products 0
#102 - indeed 06/02/2015 on Favorite Wishing Well 0
#46 - indeed the last one. Disney bought the rights to make a m… 06/01/2015 on Favorite Wishing Well 0
#22 - You rang? 8th book is at my night table atm.  [+] (15 new replies) 06/01/2015 on Favorite Wishing Well +16
#95 - anon (06/02/2015) [-]
There are 8!?!
User avatar #102 - achphoenix (06/02/2015) [-]
indeed
#35 - starlordoriginal (06/01/2015) [-]
8!!!! holy shit I need a list!
User avatar #29 - zeunfunnyguy (06/01/2015) [-]
8TH?? when was it released??
#33 - ripgeckosncherios (06/01/2015) [-]
couple of years ago iirc
Think it was the last one tho
User avatar #101 - zeunfunnyguy (06/02/2015) [-]
lol apparently it's three years old.
wow i feel like i've lost out now
User avatar #46 - achphoenix (06/01/2015) [-]
indeed the last one.
Disney bought the rights to make a movie in 2013
#26 - therealkakashi (06/01/2015) [-]
And here I thought I was one of the few Eoin Colfer fans out there.

I think one the funnier things about him is he reuses names across books as a small easter egg. Like one of Artemis Fowl's pseudonyms is the same as a main character from one of his other books, The Supernaturalists.

He's like a young irish batman
User avatar #91 - greyhoundfd (06/02/2015) [-]
The Supernaturalists was fantastic, but needed a sequal.
#77 - phoenixprince (06/02/2015) [-]
were you around when the graphic novel versions were posted? cos he does look like a young irish batman
#78 - therealkakashi (06/02/2015) [-]
I have one I think.
I thought they all looked pretty good but Butler looked way too swole. Like he had a neck problem or something and too small a head. Maybe it was just to comically express how fucking ripped he was, but I always imagined him like a beefier Dwayne Johnson, not IGOR THE NECK FROM VOSTROVYKKE
User avatar #81 - phoenixprince (06/02/2015) [-]
thats also how I used to picture him and I also kept picturing him bald
#94 - anon (06/02/2015) [-]
I pictured him a lot like Toru from Jackie Chan Adventures
User avatar #49 - newbtwo (06/01/2015) [-]
ha, i thought i was the only one who noticed Stefan Bashikir was reused
User avatar #38 - centraldogma (06/01/2015) [-]
Nah, you aren't alone by a long shot, Eoin Colfer's the shit.
#38 - Iroh, have a snickers. You arent quite yourself. 05/31/2015 on Samurai Jack 0
#2 - coolpicture.png  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2015 on Ach Wallpaper comp 1 0
#3 - anon (05/29/2015) [-]
Kthnx.
#766 - stressing about software engineer exams and finding a job 05/29/2015 on What's your life like? 0
#2 - revy, y so sexy? 05/28/2015 on Breasts 0
#360 - because beds arent real 05/28/2015 on Why are you not asleep? 0
#12 - happy 9/11 everybody 05/28/2015 on Stewie 0
#1347 - I am a Walrus  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2015 on Are you really human? 0
User avatar #1358 - datassman (05/28/2015) [-]
well I am the eggman
#646 - **achphoenix used "*roll 1, 1-9999*"** **achphoenix rolls 8,375** 05/28/2015 on Who wants to fight Admin? 0
#645 - Comment deleted 05/28/2015 on Who wants to fight Admin? 0
#8 - well, hulks strength can grow to near infinity, so thats hard … 05/28/2015 on Fury's eye patch kills me +14
#1991 - Ello 05/27/2015 on Steam game giveaway 0
#521 - **achphoenix used "*roll 1, 1-9999*"** **achphoenix rolls 5,840** 05/27/2015 on Who wants to fight Admin? 0
#10 - i think i threw up in my mouth a little by the end 05/26/2015 on Tumblr crazy af +2
#27 - HE COMES! 05/26/2015 on Oh god 0
#14 - that is a very philosophical question. Because "to own&qu…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/25/2015 on You Rage, You Lose. +1
#71 - whatamidoingwithme (05/26/2015) [-]
It is not a man made concept. A lot of animals "own" their territories and fight for it when necessary.
#16 - anon (05/25/2015) [-]
you just stated in your first assertion that you own nothing therefore you don't own what you take, you just possess it until it's taken, lost, or traded from you to the next person.
#17 - anon (05/25/2015) [-]
Personally i like the Buddhist philosophy on the subject that everything in the world is impermanent and it's the want of these things that cause a great amount of strife in the world, the rich hoard what they like and the poor struggle to survive on what they can. if such feelings were removed humans would be a more peaceful species however less driven to innovate.
#54 - swiggityswooty (05/26/2015) [-]
what an eloquent choice of words
#12 - in nature, nothing owns nothing, you just take.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/25/2015 on You Rage, You Lose. +8
#13 - anon (05/25/2015) [-]
So then would you or would you not own the things you take?
User avatar #14 - achphoenix (05/25/2015) [-]
that is a very philosophical question. Because "to own" something, is a man made concept
#71 - whatamidoingwithme (05/26/2015) [-]
It is not a man made concept. A lot of animals "own" their territories and fight for it when necessary.
#16 - anon (05/25/2015) [-]
you just stated in your first assertion that you own nothing therefore you don't own what you take, you just possess it until it's taken, lost, or traded from you to the next person.
#17 - anon (05/25/2015) [-]
Personally i like the Buddhist philosophy on the subject that everything in the world is impermanent and it's the want of these things that cause a great amount of strife in the world, the rich hoard what they like and the poor struggle to survive on what they can. if such feelings were removed humans would be a more peaceful species however less driven to innovate.
#54 - swiggityswooty (05/26/2015) [-]
what an eloquent choice of words
#7 - YIS 05/25/2015 on science 0

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User avatar #91 - I Am Monkey (02/06/2015) [-]
stickied by achphoenix
Best back the **** off son.
#70 - anon (11/03/2014) [-]
I'm the anon in the night
Guess who I am and win a prize
User avatar #71 to #70 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
whydoesthishappen?
#72 to #71 - anon (11/04/2014) [-]
Guess again
User avatar #73 to #72 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
grogorvic?
#74 to #73 - anon (11/04/2014) [-]
Have another guess
User avatar #75 to #74 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
christineline?
#76 to #75 - anon (11/05/2014) [-]
Okay, I will give you a hint
Think of a word that ends with vel
User avatar #77 to #76 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
level
#78 to #77 - anon (11/05/2014) [-]
starts with a J
User avatar #79 to #78 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
cant think of any english words that will fit that description
#80 to #79 - anon (11/05/2014) [-]
Who says its and english word and not from the rest of europe?
User avatar #81 to #80 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
javel?
#82 to #81 - anon (11/06/2014) [-]
Yes, javel
now, name a specific type of javel
User avatar #83 to #82 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
javel sir?
#84 to #83 - anon (11/06/2014) [-]
Okay, time for another clue:
I tend to call you danskjavel
User avatar #85 to #84 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
Bäcke for helvete xD
User avatar #86 to #85 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
You have discovered my true identity xD
User avatar #87 to #86 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
a thousand curses and flæskesteg upon you xD
User avatar #88 to #87 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
A thousand? Pfft, going soft?
User avatar #89 to #88 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
im generous because i have gotten rid of stresses
User avatar #90 to #89 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
Hurray, no more stress!
#67 - anon (11/02/2014) [-]
Pølse
User avatar #68 to #67 - achphoenix (11/02/2014) [-]
flæskesteg
#69 to #68 - anon (11/02/2014) [-]
rullebør
#65 - chrisstineline (07/15/2014) [-]
Hejsa.
Hejsa.
User avatar #36 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon huggles ach**
User avatar #37 to #36 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix purrs** Hello dear, i have missed you.
User avatar #38 to #37 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses ach's cheek happily**

Sorry dear.
User avatar #39 to #38 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix sneaks his arm around warzon's lower back and draws him closer**

whatever have you been doing today, love?
User avatar #40 to #39 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to kiss ach lightly**

Not much I guess
User avatar #41 to #40 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
what gender should i imagine you as?
User avatar #42 to #41 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
Changeling.
User avatar #46 to #42 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix gently touched warz's forehead, before moving his hand down warz's face and placing it by his throat. achphoenix continued kissing warz with held back passion**

you' re here now and thats what matters
User avatar #47 to #46 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to purr gently hugging his neck warmly kissing him passionately**
User avatar #48 to #47 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix ended the kiss abruptly and bend down to bite warz in the neck, while his hands greedily caressed warz' carapace**
User avatar #49 to #48 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to gasp softly stroking down his sides very slowly**

Oh...~
User avatar #50 to #49 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix stops the bite to take a deep inhale of warz' scent, and moans thoroughly. achphoenix scratches his nails down warz' chest, stops, and firmly grabs warz' ass**
User avatar #51 to #50 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble sharply pressing up against him as warzy began to nibble his neck**
User avatar #52 to #51 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix let out a throaty moan and shivered. ach put his leg around warzy, while his hand searched between the changelings hindlegs **
User avatar #53 to #52 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to bite my lower lip as he felt both pair of equipment as the changeling squirms sharply**
User avatar #55 to #53 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix 's pleasure was becoming too immense, he had to confess. ach´s hand went to warzy's face and his mouth to his ear**

I want you. I need to have you.
User avatar #56 to #55 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper back somewhat shamed**

You know I get around...?
User avatar #57 to #56 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix looks confused at warzon**
User avatar #58 to #57 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
You do realize I get around A lot.
User avatar #64 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i only thought of this as harmless cybering... rp...
User avatar #62 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
please explain. please
User avatar #63 to #62 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry.
flirt and the next step
User avatar #61 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean *get around a lot" ?
User avatar #59 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i did not no
User avatar #60 to #59 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
#14 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#15 to #14 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
An unexpected visitor.
#16 to #15 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yup -  jeg er et gigantisk creep!    
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep!
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
#17 to #16 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
klaret alle combat med 3 stjerner. stealth senere...
and how did you?...
User avatar #18 to #17 - chrisstineline (11/05/2013) [-]
How did I what?
User avatar #19 to #18 - achphoenix (11/05/2013) [-]
know?
User avatar #20 to #19 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Magic n' stuff.
(du kommenterede noget på en no-fap november, hvor du sagde noget om Batman)
User avatar #21 to #20 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
hvem er du?
hvordan ved du også jeg er dansk?
User avatar #22 to #21 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Igen: Det skrev du også.
Noget med en "report from Denmark: Day four" osv.
User avatar #23 to #22 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
tænkte det nok
#24 to #23 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Så: Hvem er du?
Så: Hvem er du?
#25 to #24 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
en datamatiker studerende.
ti hi fnidder fnis
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder ret fedt!    
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
Det lyder ret fedt!
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
#27 to #26 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
hvordan skulle jeg ellers miste min tid når jeg burde læse?
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det er jo det.    
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
Det er jo det.
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
#29 to #28 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
ingen af delene siger mig noget
ingen af delene siger mig noget
#31 to #30 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...   
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
User avatar #32 to #31 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder også rart - men Hearthstone?
Kører de ikke stadig med closed beta?
User avatar #33 to #32 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
Jo de gør
User avatar #34 to #33 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Fedt nok! Er det noget ved?
User avatar #9 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hellur. c:
#10 to #9 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
what are you up to?
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much. :3
#12 to #11 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yowch, that sucks. But I guess at least you;re getting money. c:
#2 to #1 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
well hello there
well hello there
#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Hola.
What's up?
#4 to #3 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
should be preparing for exams, instead i am sitting here like a foal
#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
When are the exams?
When are the exams?
#6 to #5 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
next one is in 2 days. Have to defend my report on a machine and electronics project that streched 3,5 months. 12 minutes powerpoint presentation and 8 minutes questions.
#7 to #6 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds difficult.   
You should prepare.
Sounds difficult.
You should prepare.
#8 to #7 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, i have prepared some. We were in groups of 3, people usually picked either electronics or machinery and worked there, i picked electronics.
3-2 days ago i met up with the machine specialist from my/our project and we traded knowledge in both our fields so, we could answer theoretical questions from both teachers.
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