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#67 - pvp lag confirmed. yay...  [+] (3 new replies) 04/20/2016 on Praise the Sun,... 0
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#78 - ragingbrony (04/20/2016) [-]
Of course there's Lag in pvp
Every online game involving other players has lag.
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#88 - achphoenix (04/20/2016) [-]
not on this level. its not the worst either, but the gameplay demands so much more precision than most other games, it becomes meaningless with 60% of opponents
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#91 - flemsdfer (04/20/2016) [-]
Not 20 minutes ago I just decided I was done playing the game for tonight because every time I load up I was getting invaded. The last guy would strike two feet to the left of me, and I'd get hit, and both me and my summon would have our swords go through him and he takes no damage. I just turned the whole thing off mid fight and said fuck it. I just wanted help past a difficult part, not this crap.
#72 - Fire removes scaling yes. but CHAOS gives you physical and… 04/19/2016 on Dark Souls III really... 0
#20 - no it dosnt. since eating less comes automatically 04/18/2016 on Facebook fatlogic ... drown... 0
#211 - there are actual chests. ive seen a handful 04/18/2016 on Uh... I'll pass. [Dark... 0
#110 - Protip: Look at the chain Circle: friend Str…  [+] (15 new replies) 04/17/2016 on Uh... I'll pass. [Dark... +19
#120 - silversamuri (04/17/2016) [-]
I just wack it a couple times to be sure. I'm probably gonna try and kill it anyway so might as well get the drop on it.
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#132 - satoasami (04/17/2016) [-]
>Dark Cloud 1

Not once. Dark Chronicle fixes everything wrong with that game
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#122 - Zeigh (04/17/2016) [-]
Holy shit, dat dark cloud nostalgia.
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#125 - gittons (04/17/2016) [-]
ty silvermauri and zeigh for accidentally telling me the name of a game i could never find from
my childhood.
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#130 - Zeigh (04/17/2016) [-]
There are two of them and they're both great.
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#139 - nachobeldavid (04/17/2016) [-]
Bruh. Have you ever played Legend of Legaia? You seem like you know what i'm talkinga bout.
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#140 - Zeigh (04/17/2016) [-]
I know of it, but I never had the chance to play it.
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#141 - nachobeldavid (04/17/2016) [-]
Try it. It has a unique battle system, but it feels familiar. Also the story is pretty BA
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#143 - Zeigh (04/17/2016) [-]
Apparently it's for PS1, if that's the case I'll get it if I find a nice cheap copy.
The battle system is one of the reason why I love Chrono Cross so much (avatar pic very related) it perfected turn based combat in my opinion.
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#144 - nachobeldavid (04/17/2016) [-]
If you've played that FF with Lightning, Snow, ect, ect. Legaia did it first. 360 degree battle zone, and your party moving around after you make your choices.
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#146 - Zeigh (04/17/2016) [-]
I wasn't too fond of those newer final fantasy games. Especially the combat.
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#147 - nachobeldavid (04/17/2016) [-]
The one after X, where they're in the desert. I stopped at that one. But I'm willing to get 15 a shot.

The characters look like angsty, edgy teens tho.
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#153 - Zeigh (04/17/2016) [-]
It's a Final Fantasy game, there are going to be angsty teens, it comes with the territory and there's not much you can do about it.
However, I did like the fact that they're going for a fully dynamic, real time combat approach to the fights, like the Star Ocean games which I really enjoyed. Especially Second Story and Till the End of Time.
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#159 - satansferret (04/17/2016) [-]
yall should try grandia 3 if you want a fun battle system.
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#114 - markedone (04/17/2016) [-]
Or if you're really unsure, look at the chest for a little bit...if the chest is opening and closing a little bit, it's not a chest( but yeah, the chain is the faster way to check )...same advice goes to these cages with a shitload of corpses inside. the ones who want to fuck you up are moving a bit....
#43 - Thin your blood and die 04/17/2016 on /fit/izen drinks too much... 0
#80 - fun fact: same guy and all, turned 140 or something degrees 04/17/2016 on Very Outstanding 0
#79 - Round 2 Bitches!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2016 on Very Outstanding +6
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#80 - achphoenix (04/17/2016) [-]
fun fact: same guy and all, turned 140 or something degrees
#12 - wutanime.jpg  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2016 on You're Welcome 0
#13 - veit (04/16/2016) [-]
Princess Resurrection (jap. Kaibutsu Ōjo)
#23 - You are caught in an endless cycle of death and rebirth. Y… 04/15/2016 on Best Bro +3
#32 - not really, but okay 04/14/2016 on The Ol Bait And Switch +2
#9 - she looks 40...  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2016 on I like you +9
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#28 - jrockjesse (04/15/2016) [-]
40.....40 what the fuck is wrong with ya eyes, the oldest she could pass for is fucking 27, she still looks really young.
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#10 - helgheimftw (04/14/2016) [-]
Asians dude in real life she is like 26 or something
#23 - why is that animation really doing it for me???  [+] (4 new replies) 04/14/2016 on The Ol Bait And Switch +6
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#44 - hybredmoon (04/15/2016) [-]
I don't know but it's happening to me, too.

Humans are social animals. There is a lot we can convey to each other through contact that we cant properly articulate in words. Like now, if you just look at it on the surface, shes just touching his hand. It's the slow, deliberate, methodical way she's doing it, as if she is cherishing the sensation of touching him, that makes it seem so intimate.
#49 - wraithguard (04/15/2016) [-]
#24 - anon (04/14/2016) [-]
it has something no one on FJ has ever had, human contact
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#32 - achphoenix (04/14/2016) [-]
not really, but okay
#10 - number 7 04/11/2016 on choose one 0
#20 - isnt egypt in africa???????? 04/11/2016 on Mythology 0
#2 - poor guy 04/09/2016 on GJ +27
#2 - "Gone back and played the original dark souls" … 04/09/2016 on Hello DarkSouls My Old Friend 0
#24 - never had any of those issues in 2, only in 1 and i assume tho… 04/08/2016 on Dark Souls memories 0
#21 - easy mode already exists, its built into the mechanics. 04/08/2016 on Dark soule +3
#6 - its like people listens to the majority or something 04/08/2016 on is there? +3
#5 - no. I have over 600 hours in 1 and 2 combined, never used a co…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2016 on Dark Souls memories +2
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#23 - europe (04/08/2016) [-]
2 does have genuine problems though
Input lag for one, and sometimes after several consecutive mouse clicks they're simply ignored despite not having run out of stamina
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#24 - achphoenix (04/08/2016) [-]
never had any of those issues in 2, only in 1 and i assume those come from the 60fps Mod

Also i use purely keyboard, not mouse. Im weird like that.
#7 - that would be horrifying, if it wasnt because she was elastic 04/08/2016 on Dashie +29
#19 - Liam o' Brian, The man, The myth, The Legend 04/07/2016 on Voices +2
#34 - HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 04/07/2016 on Souls Lore 2 - Lost Sinner 0
#32 - 5 ******* DAYS BITCHES!!!!!!!  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2016 on Souls Lore 2 - Lost Sinner +8
#33 - mehditheking (04/07/2016) [-]
4 days and 2 hour on steam !!!
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#34 - achphoenix (04/07/2016) [-]
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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#92 - murrlogic (07/31/2015) [-]
#93 to #92 - achphoenix (08/01/2015) [-]
#94 to #93 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
Why is that brown not wearing her Sato approved attire?

It knows better not to be defiant.
#95 to #94 - achphoenix
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#96 to #95 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
You're so banned.

Much better. Everyone knows women from the Southern Water Tribe are extremely disposable. Their only purpose is to be maids for more powerful successful people and they should be privledged they aren't slaughtered like the vermin that they're.

Northern water benders even agree that the Southern Tribe is the toilet of their race making Korra and Katara pieces of ****.
#97 to #96 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
Please stop. How do you even live like this?
I am literally worried about you.
#106 to #97 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
How can you like me but won't give me a real legit reason

What would you rather I do?
#107 to #106 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
I just... I feel bad cause like. Everyone is just cringing at you silently.
We just try to avoid you.
And it sucks cause you're a nice guy. But **** some of the **** you say and fetishize is just. What the ****.
#108 to #107 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
>Everyone is just cringing at you silently.
>Everyone

That is a very broad statement.

>We just try to avoid you.

There is another one.

>And it sucks cause you're a nice guy.

Why thank you

>But **** some of the **** you say and fetishize is just. What the ****.

What's wrong with it?
#104 to #97 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
Terrible reasoning give me a real answer.
#98 to #97 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
I don't understand.
#99 to #98 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
The whole everything.. your fetishes and obsessions.
I like you, I do. But i just... are you serious? I mean... c'mon. Look at the **** you say.
#100 to #99 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
>I like you, I do.

But you're a random anon

>But i just... are you serious?

I swore an oath from /co/ that I would rewrite all 4 books of LoK all while writing prequels to them as well.

>Look at the **** you say.

What about it?
#101 to #100 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
I'm not a random anon. I'm posting as anon.

Oh my god....


It's just... Man I really don't wanna be rude. But. It's cringey as all hell.
#102 to #101 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]


Wait

why the anon posting?
#105 to #102 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
I don't want you knowing who I am
#103 to #102 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
Cause.
#91 - I Am Monkey (02/06/2015) [-]
Best back the **** off son.
#70 - anon (11/03/2014) [-]
I'm the anon in the night
Guess who I am and win a prize
#71 to #70 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
whydoesthishappen?
#72 to #71 - anon (11/04/2014) [-]
Guess again
#73 to #72 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
grogorvic?
#74 to #73 - anon (11/04/2014) [-]
Have another guess
#75 to #74 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
christineline?
#76 to #75 - anon (11/05/2014) [-]
Okay, I will give you a hint
Think of a word that ends with vel
#77 to #76 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
level
#78 to #77 - anon (11/05/2014) [-]
starts with a J
#79 to #78 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
cant think of any english words that will fit that description
#80 to #79 - anon (11/05/2014) [-]
Who says its and english word and not from the rest of europe?
#81 to #80 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
javel?
#82 to #81 - anon (11/06/2014) [-]
Yes, javel
now, name a specific type of javel
#83 to #82 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
javel sir?
#84 to #83 - anon (11/06/2014) [-]
Okay, time for another clue:
I tend to call you danskjavel
#85 to #84 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
Bäcke for helvete xD
#86 to #85 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
You have discovered my true identity xD
#87 to #86 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
a thousand curses and flæskesteg upon you xD
#88 to #87 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
A thousand? Pfft, going soft?
#89 to #88 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
im generous because i have gotten rid of stresses
#90 to #89 - becke
(11/06/2014) [-]
Hurray, no more stress!
#67 - anon (11/02/2014) [-]
Pølse
#68 to #67 - achphoenix (11/02/2014) [-]
flæskesteg
#69 to #68 - anon (11/02/2014) [-]
rullebør
#65 - chrisstineline (07/15/2014) [-]
Hejsa.
Hejsa.
#66 to #65 - achphoenix (07/15/2014) [-]
dig igen?
#36 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon huggles ach**
#37 to #36 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix purrs** Hello dear, i have missed you.
#38 to #37 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses ach's cheek happily**

Sorry dear.
#39 to #38 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix sneaks his arm around warzon's lower back and draws him closer**

whatever have you been doing today, love?
#40 to #39 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to kiss ach lightly**

Not much I guess
#41 to #40 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
what gender should i imagine you as?
#42 to #41 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
Changeling.
#46 to #42 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix gently touched warz's forehead, before moving his hand down warz's face and placing it by his throat. achphoenix continued kissing warz with held back passion**

you' re here now and thats what matters
#47 to #46 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to purr gently hugging his neck warmly kissing him passionately**
#48 to #47 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix ended the kiss abruptly and bend down to bite warz in the neck, while his hands greedily caressed warz' carapace**
#49 to #48 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to gasp softly stroking down his sides very slowly**

Oh...~
#50 to #49 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix stops the bite to take a deep inhale of warz' scent, and moans thoroughly. achphoenix scratches his nails down warz' chest, stops, and firmly grabs warz' ass**
#51 to #50 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble sharply pressing up against him as warzy began to nibble his neck**
#52 to #51 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix let out a throaty moan and shivered. ach put his leg around warzy, while his hand searched between the changelings hindlegs **
#53 to #52 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to bite my lower lip as he felt both pair of equipment as the changeling squirms sharply**
#55 to #53 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix 's pleasure was becoming too immense, he had to confess. ach´s hand went to warzy's face and his mouth to his ear**

I want you. I need to have you.
#56 to #55 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper back somewhat shamed**

You know I get around...?
#57 to #56 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix looks confused at warzon**
#58 to #57 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
You do realize I get around A lot.
#64 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i only thought of this as harmless cybering... rp...
#62 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
please explain. please
#63 to #62 - warzon
(11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry.
flirt and the next step
#61 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean *get around a lot" ?
#59 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i did not no
#60 to #59 - warzon
(11/30/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
#35 - ihatethings (11/22/2013) [-]
******
#14 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#15 to #14 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
An unexpected visitor.
#16 to #15 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yup -  jeg er et gigantisk creep!    
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep!
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
#17 to #16 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
klaret alle combat med 3 stjerner. stealth senere...
and how did you?...
#18 to #17 - chrisstineline (11/05/2013) [-]
How did I what?
#19 to #18 - achphoenix (11/05/2013) [-]
know?
#20 to #19 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Magic n' stuff.
(du kommenterede noget på en no-fap november, hvor du sagde noget om Batman)
#21 to #20 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
hvem er du?
hvordan ved du også jeg er dansk?
#22 to #21 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Igen: Det skrev du også.
Noget med en "report from Denmark: Day four" osv.
#23 to #22 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
tænkte det nok
#24 to #23 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Så: Hvem er du?
Så: Hvem er du?
#25 to #24 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
en datamatiker studerende.
ti hi fnidder fnis
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder ret fedt!    
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
Det lyder ret fedt!
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
#27 to #26 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
hvordan skulle jeg ellers miste min tid når jeg burde læse?
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det er jo det.    
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
Det er jo det.
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
#29 to #28 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
ingen af delene siger mig noget
ingen af delene siger mig noget
#30 to #29 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#31 to #30 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...   
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
#32 to #31 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder også rart - men Hearthstone?
Kører de ikke stadig med closed beta?
#33 to #32 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
Jo de gør
#34 to #33 - chrisstineline
(11/07/2013) [-]
Fedt nok! Er det noget ved?
#9 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hellur. c:
#10 to #9 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
what are you up to?
#11 to #10 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much. :3
#12 to #11 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
#13 to #12 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yowch, that sucks. But I guess at least you;re getting money. c:
#1 - queenchrysalis ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
#2 to #1 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
well hello there
well hello there
#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Hola.
What's up?
#4 to #3 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
should be preparing for exams, instead i am sitting here like a foal
#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
When are the exams?
When are the exams?
#6 to #5 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
next one is in 2 days. Have to defend my report on a machine and electronics project that streched 3,5 months. 12 minutes powerpoint presentation and 8 minutes questions.
#7 to #6 - queenchrysalis ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds difficult.   
You should prepare.
Sounds difficult.
You should prepare.
#8 to #7 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, i have prepared some. We were in groups of 3, people usually picked either electronics or machinery and worked there, i picked electronics.
3-2 days ago i met up with the machine specialist from my/our project and we traded knowledge in both our fields so, we could answer theoretical questions from both teachers.