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#77 - level  [+] (13 new replies) 11/05/2014 on achphoenix's profile 0
#78 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
starts with a J
User avatar #79 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
cant think of any english words that will fit that description
#80 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
Who says its and english word and not from the rest of europe?
User avatar #81 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
javel?
#82 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
Yes, javel
now, name a specific type of javel
User avatar #83 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
javel sir?
#84 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
Okay, time for another clue:
I tend to call you danskjavel
User avatar #85 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
Bäcke for helvete xD
User avatar #86 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
You have discovered my true identity xD
User avatar #87 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
a thousand curses and flæskesteg upon you xD
User avatar #88 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
A thousand? Pfft, going soft?
User avatar #89 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
im generous because i have gotten rid of stresses
User avatar #90 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
Hurray, no more stress!
#75 - christineline?  [+] (15 new replies) 11/04/2014 on achphoenix's profile 0
#76 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
Okay, I will give you a hint
Think of a word that ends with vel
User avatar #77 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
level
#78 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
starts with a J
User avatar #79 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
cant think of any english words that will fit that description
#80 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
Who says its and english word and not from the rest of europe?
User avatar #81 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
javel?
#82 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
Yes, javel
now, name a specific type of javel
User avatar #83 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
javel sir?
#84 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
Okay, time for another clue:
I tend to call you danskjavel
User avatar #85 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
Bäcke for helvete xD
User avatar #86 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
You have discovered my true identity xD
User avatar #87 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
a thousand curses and flæskesteg upon you xD
User avatar #88 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
A thousand? Pfft, going soft?
User avatar #89 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
im generous because i have gotten rid of stresses
User avatar #90 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
Hurray, no more stress!
#7 - have you seen superman vs the elite? 11/04/2014 on soupman 0
#2 - when they all completed  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2014 on Yus 0
#7 - stimtheone (11/04/2014) [-]
#58 - Voltaire - Ravens land 11/04/2014 on Psychosis Need Apply 0
#73 - grogorvic?  [+] (17 new replies) 11/04/2014 on achphoenix's profile 0
#74 - anonymous (11/04/2014) [-]
Have another guess
User avatar #75 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
christineline?
#76 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
Okay, I will give you a hint
Think of a word that ends with vel
User avatar #77 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
level
#78 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
starts with a J
User avatar #79 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
cant think of any english words that will fit that description
#80 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
Who says its and english word and not from the rest of europe?
User avatar #81 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
javel?
#82 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
Yes, javel
now, name a specific type of javel
User avatar #83 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
javel sir?
#84 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
Okay, time for another clue:
I tend to call you danskjavel
User avatar #85 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
Bäcke for helvete xD
User avatar #86 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
You have discovered my true identity xD
User avatar #87 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
a thousand curses and flæskesteg upon you xD
User avatar #88 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
A thousand? Pfft, going soft?
User avatar #89 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
im generous because i have gotten rid of stresses
User avatar #90 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
Hurray, no more stress!
#71 - whydoesthishappen?  [+] (19 new replies) 11/04/2014 on achphoenix's profile 0
#72 - anonymous (11/04/2014) [-]
Guess again
User avatar #73 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
grogorvic?
#74 - anonymous (11/04/2014) [-]
Have another guess
User avatar #75 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
christineline?
#76 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
Okay, I will give you a hint
Think of a word that ends with vel
User avatar #77 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
level
#78 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
starts with a J
User avatar #79 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
cant think of any english words that will fit that description
#80 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
Who says its and english word and not from the rest of europe?
User avatar #81 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
javel?
#82 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
Yes, javel
now, name a specific type of javel
User avatar #83 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
javel sir?
#84 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
Okay, time for another clue:
I tend to call you danskjavel
User avatar #85 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
Bäcke for helvete xD
User avatar #86 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
You have discovered my true identity xD
User avatar #87 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
a thousand curses and flæskesteg upon you xD
User avatar #88 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
A thousand? Pfft, going soft?
User avatar #89 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
im generous because i have gotten rid of stresses
User avatar #90 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
Hurray, no more stress!
#11 - i guess the only reason they call him a knight, is because he …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2014 on Batman 0
#12 - tacoperson (11/03/2014) [-]
Well there's other things too. His honor, his oath to do good, uh....

Ok guess that's it.
#9 - true. A suited namechange could be the dark ranger? focu…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Batman 0
#10 - tacoperson (11/03/2014) [-]
Perfect. That's a bit too close to fantasy, but hey DC u niverse otherwise has plenty of fantasy so I guess it all works out.
User avatar #11 - achphoenix (11/03/2014) [-]
i guess the only reason they call him a knight, is because he is top to toe in armor and beats people to a pulp...
#12 - tacoperson (11/03/2014) [-]
Well there's other things too. His honor, his oath to do good, uh....

Ok guess that's it.
#7 - so you are saying he would be better suited with just the shie…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Batman 0
#8 - tacoperson (11/03/2014) [-]
Maybe more like nonlethal poisons and a bunch of medieval style gadgets. Sorta like the kind of things you get from leonardo da vinci in AC2. He's more of a ninja or a rogue than an actual KNIGHT. in fact the only thing he has in common with authentic medieval knights was his honor.
User avatar #9 - achphoenix (11/03/2014) [-]
true. A suited namechange could be the dark ranger?
focus on small time archery, mixed with alchemy.
#10 - tacoperson (11/03/2014) [-]
Perfect. That's a bit too close to fantasy, but hey DC u niverse otherwise has plenty of fantasy so I guess it all works out.
User avatar #11 - achphoenix (11/03/2014) [-]
i guess the only reason they call him a knight, is because he is top to toe in armor and beats people to a pulp...
#12 - tacoperson (11/03/2014) [-]
Well there's other things too. His honor, his oath to do good, uh....

Ok guess that's it.
#5 - both yes and no. he dosnt use guns because they are loud a…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Batman 0
#6 - tacoperson (11/03/2014) [-]
True, but one of batman's biggest things, as well as arguably his greatest point of argument is that he doesn't kill anyone.

As in, he could likely have saved countless lives had he simply killed the joker. But he didn't. And therefore, as I'm saying, the alternate time incarnations of him wouldn't either, if they were truly "batman"
#17 - tacoperson (11/03/2014) [-]
: I

man older superhero comics sure were weird.
#19 - angelious (11/03/2014) [-]
he does kill in extreme cases.


he was actually willing to blow up a nuke inside an alien spaceship that was invading earth.

superman talked him out of it later on.
#18 - hyroone (11/03/2014) [-]
Yup, i don't get it
User avatar #7 - achphoenix (11/03/2014) [-]
so you are saying he would be better suited with just the shield and maybe a blunt weapon? since the sword would be too lethal?
#8 - tacoperson (11/03/2014) [-]
Maybe more like nonlethal poisons and a bunch of medieval style gadgets. Sorta like the kind of things you get from leonardo da vinci in AC2. He's more of a ninja or a rogue than an actual KNIGHT. in fact the only thing he has in common with authentic medieval knights was his honor.
User avatar #9 - achphoenix (11/03/2014) [-]
true. A suited namechange could be the dark ranger?
focus on small time archery, mixed with alchemy.
#10 - tacoperson (11/03/2014) [-]
Perfect. That's a bit too close to fantasy, but hey DC u niverse otherwise has plenty of fantasy so I guess it all works out.
User avatar #11 - achphoenix (11/03/2014) [-]
i guess the only reason they call him a knight, is because he is top to toe in armor and beats people to a pulp...
#12 - tacoperson (11/03/2014) [-]
Well there's other things too. His honor, his oath to do good, uh....

Ok guess that's it.
#30 - firefox chromium opera safari safari  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2014 on Guess the web browser +12
#34 - karnovski (11/03/2014) [-]
#41 - how can i be level 300 comments but not top 80???  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2014 on LOSERS #13 +1
User avatar #77 - eiad (11/03/2014) [-]
it has nothing to do with level.
it's how about how many thumbs you get in the latest period of time.
the last 3 months I think
#186 - cant ever succeed either 11/02/2014 on no fap november 0
#175 - writer Hans christian andersen had a calender where he noted … 11/02/2014 on no fap november 0
#68 - flæskesteg  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2014 on achphoenix's profile 0
#69 - anonymous (11/02/2014) [-]
rullebør
#152 - i think its unhealthy... dont know any who has 11/02/2014 on no fap november 0
#97 - undeniably. like being a productive member of society  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2014 on no fap november +1
User avatar #98 - duckwith (11/02/2014) [-]
I mean anything but not fapping! Drawing, jogging or even playing challenging video games.
#94 - demonstration of willpower is my only guess  [+] (3 new replies) 11/02/2014 on no fap november 0
User avatar #95 - duckwith (11/02/2014) [-]
The willpower should be put in something useful...
#97 - achphoenix (11/02/2014) [-]
undeniably.
like being a productive member of society
User avatar #98 - duckwith (11/02/2014) [-]
I mean anything but not fapping! Drawing, jogging or even playing challenging video games.
#27 - I am Indestructible Determination that is Incorruptible …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/02/2014 on I would sing Gary´s rap song +17
#127 - clintonator (11/02/2014) [-]
You don't know where to hide
and all bullshit aside
you've committed a terrible crime.
User avatar #44 - russianmafiaman (11/02/2014) [-]
You forgot a couple of lines...
User avatar #41 - roflstorm (11/02/2014) [-]
FUCKING YEEEEESSS
#23 - Picture 10/31/2014 on Dragons! +8
#22 - [Ovaries exploding]  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2014 on Dragons! +23
#70 - thatguybehindyou (10/31/2014) [-]
#2 - Picture 10/31/2014 on My plan to outlast... +30
#25 - Picture 10/31/2014 on Uh oh, the plot thickens... +2
#41 - wii u supporting all wii games... soooooo 10/30/2014 on Steam master race 0
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#70 - anonymous (11/03/2014) [-]
I'm the anon in the night
Guess who I am and win a prize
User avatar #71 to #70 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
whydoesthishappen?
#72 to #71 - anonymous (11/04/2014) [-]
Guess again
User avatar #73 to #72 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
grogorvic?
#74 to #73 - anonymous (11/04/2014) [-]
Have another guess
User avatar #75 to #74 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
christineline?
#76 to #75 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
Okay, I will give you a hint
Think of a word that ends with vel
User avatar #77 to #76 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
level
#78 to #77 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
starts with a J
User avatar #79 to #78 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
cant think of any english words that will fit that description
#80 to #79 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
Who says its and english word and not from the rest of europe?
User avatar #81 to #80 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
javel?
#82 to #81 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
Yes, javel
now, name a specific type of javel
User avatar #83 to #82 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
javel sir?
#84 to #83 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
Okay, time for another clue:
I tend to call you danskjavel
User avatar #85 to #84 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
Bäcke for helvete xD
User avatar #86 to #85 - becke ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
You have discovered my true identity xD
User avatar #87 to #86 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
a thousand curses and flæskesteg upon you xD
User avatar #88 to #87 - becke ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
A thousand? Pfft, going soft?
User avatar #89 to #88 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
im generous because i have gotten rid of stresses
User avatar #90 to #89 - becke ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
Hurray, no more stress!
#67 - anonymous (11/02/2014) [-]
Pølse
User avatar #68 to #67 - achphoenix (11/02/2014) [-]
flæskesteg
#69 to #68 - anonymous (11/02/2014) [-]
rullebør
#65 - chrisstineline (07/15/2014) [-]
Hejsa.
Hejsa.
User avatar #36 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon huggles ach**
User avatar #37 to #36 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix purrs** Hello dear, i have missed you.
User avatar #38 to #37 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses ach's cheek happily**

Sorry dear.
User avatar #39 to #38 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix sneaks his arm around warzon's lower back and draws him closer**

whatever have you been doing today, love?
User avatar #40 to #39 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to kiss ach lightly**

Not much I guess
User avatar #41 to #40 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
what gender should i imagine you as?
User avatar #42 to #41 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
Changeling.
User avatar #46 to #42 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix gently touched warz's forehead, before moving his hand down warz's face and placing it by his throat. achphoenix continued kissing warz with held back passion**

you' re here now and thats what matters
User avatar #47 to #46 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to purr gently hugging his neck warmly kissing him passionately**
User avatar #48 to #47 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix ended the kiss abruptly and bend down to bite warz in the neck, while his hands greedily caressed warz' carapace**
User avatar #49 to #48 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to gasp softly stroking down his sides very slowly**

Oh...~
User avatar #50 to #49 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix stops the bite to take a deep inhale of warz' scent, and moans thoroughly. achphoenix scratches his nails down warz' chest, stops, and firmly grabs warz' ass**
User avatar #51 to #50 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble sharply pressing up against him as warzy began to nibble his neck**
User avatar #52 to #51 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix let out a throaty moan and shivered. ach put his leg around warzy, while his hand searched between the changelings hindlegs **
User avatar #53 to #52 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to bite my lower lip as he felt both pair of equipment as the changeling squirms sharply**
User avatar #55 to #53 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix 's pleasure was becoming too immense, he had to confess. ach´s hand went to warzy's face and his mouth to his ear**

I want you. I need to have you.
User avatar #56 to #55 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper back somewhat shamed**

You know I get around...?
User avatar #57 to #56 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix looks confused at warzon**
User avatar #58 to #57 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
You do realize I get around A lot.
User avatar #64 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i only thought of this as harmless cybering... rp...
User avatar #62 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
please explain. please
User avatar #63 to #62 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry.
flirt and the next step
User avatar #61 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean *get around a lot" ?
User avatar #59 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i did not no
User avatar #60 to #59 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
#14 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#15 to #14 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
An unexpected visitor.
#16 to #15 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yup -  jeg er et gigantisk creep!    
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep!
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
#17 to #16 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
klaret alle combat med 3 stjerner. stealth senere...
and how did you?...
User avatar #18 to #17 - chrisstineline (11/05/2013) [-]
How did I what?
User avatar #19 to #18 - achphoenix (11/05/2013) [-]
know?
User avatar #20 to #19 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Magic n' stuff.
(du kommenterede noget på en no-fap november, hvor du sagde noget om Batman)
User avatar #21 to #20 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
hvem er du?
hvordan ved du også jeg er dansk?
User avatar #22 to #21 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Igen: Det skrev du også.
Noget med en "report from Denmark: Day four" osv.
User avatar #23 to #22 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
tænkte det nok
#24 to #23 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Så: Hvem er du?
Så: Hvem er du?
#25 to #24 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
en datamatiker studerende.
ti hi fnidder fnis
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder ret fedt!    
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
Det lyder ret fedt!
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
#27 to #26 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
hvordan skulle jeg ellers miste min tid når jeg burde læse?
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det er jo det.    
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
Det er jo det.
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
#29 to #28 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
ingen af delene siger mig noget
ingen af delene siger mig noget
#31 to #30 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...   
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
User avatar #32 to #31 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder også rart - men Hearthstone?
Kører de ikke stadig med closed beta?
User avatar #33 to #32 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
Jo de gør
User avatar #34 to #33 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Fedt nok! Er det noget ved?
User avatar #9 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hellur. c:
#10 to #9 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
what are you up to?
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much. :3
#12 to #11 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yowch, that sucks. But I guess at least you;re getting money. c:
#2 to #1 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
well hello there
well hello there
#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Hola.
What's up?
#4 to #3 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
should be preparing for exams, instead i am sitting here like a foal
#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
When are the exams?
When are the exams?
#6 to #5 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
next one is in 2 days. Have to defend my report on a machine and electronics project that streched 3,5 months. 12 minutes powerpoint presentation and 8 minutes questions.
#7 to #6 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds difficult.   
You should prepare.
Sounds difficult.
You should prepare.
#8 to #7 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, i have prepared some. We were in groups of 3, people usually picked either electronics or machinery and worked there, i picked electronics.
3-2 days ago i met up with the machine specialist from my/our project and we traded knowledge in both our fields so, we could answer theoretical questions from both teachers.
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