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achphoenix

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#244 - lel 07/01/2015 on Shower Thoughts 0
#166 - Picture 07/01/2015 on Diagnosis: Puberty. +1
#9 - Morocco is not from the arabia region arabian is not a race  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2015 on Slavery 0
#10 - stalini (06/29/2015) [-]
Arab is an ethnicity and it's not part of the Negroid race. Are you seriously mentally challenged?
#5 - well it grows quite quickly. you can see him grow a beard… 06/28/2015 on Robin Get's Harsh 0
#7 - Ahmad al-mansur, past great leader of Morocco.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2015 on Slavery 0
#8 - stalini (06/28/2015) [-]
He was an Arab, not black.
User avatar #9 - achphoenix (06/28/2015) [-]
Morocco is not from the arabia region
arabian is not a race
#10 - stalini (06/29/2015) [-]
Arab is an ethnicity and it's not part of the Negroid race. Are you seriously mentally challenged?
#5 - u w0t m8?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/28/2015 on Slavery 0
#6 - stalini (06/28/2015) [-]
What the fuck is that pic supposed to mean?
User avatar #7 - achphoenix (06/28/2015) [-]
Ahmad al-mansur, past great leader of Morocco.
#8 - stalini (06/28/2015) [-]
He was an Arab, not black.
User avatar #9 - achphoenix (06/28/2015) [-]
Morocco is not from the arabia region
arabian is not a race
#10 - stalini (06/29/2015) [-]
Arab is an ethnicity and it's not part of the Negroid race. Are you seriously mentally challenged?
#1 - House: >Do you do the common sense medical thing? …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2015 on Anti Vaccination +8
User avatar #2 - derius (06/28/2015) [-]
make a maymay out of it, get more thumbs
#125 - Chosen Undead-kun~ 06/28/2015 on Dark Souls Comp 0
#2 - C# :C 06/27/2015 on Official Flag of Tumblr 0
#299 - 30 job applications with no success. Hold me tight admin.… 06/26/2015 on What's making you depressed? 0
#13 - nothing... not really since the wisdom is carried on. 06/25/2015 on Why Ozai was dangerous 0
#4 - but then again, the avatar technically practiced every bending…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2015 on Why Ozai was dangerous 0
User avatar #12 - kimjongnam (06/25/2015) [-]
Exactly, over and over again. The Avatar as to start from nothing every time he/she is reborn.
User avatar #13 - achphoenix (06/25/2015) [-]
nothing... not really since the wisdom is carried on.
#522 - Kirbys dreamland 06/25/2015 on What is your favorite video... 0
#107 - FINE! I WILL ******* DO THAT JOB APPLICATION 06/24/2015 on Shia The Beef 0
#9 - im gonna need a name  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2015 on one eye on the booty.. 0
User avatar #10 - penisboob (06/23/2015) [-]
Carissa White.
#107 - where is that gif from?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2015 on rekt 0
User avatar #110 - crispybomb (06/22/2015) [-]
It's from Justice League: War.
You can watch this, and many other cartoons for free at kisscartoon.me
I'm not a paid spokesmen, I just like the website
#63 - Comment deleted 06/16/2015 on thank golden mr skeltal 0
#15 - Shenzi best waifu 06/16/2015 on Cartoon animals re-imagined... 0
#6 - YAS 06/14/2015 on It just keeps getting better 0
#108 - Linux mint? 06/14/2015 on How to upload many images... 0
#33 - mention plz <3 06/13/2015 on Cute Yuru Yuri doujins 2 +1
#167 - Illogical request. A time-frame of 10 seconds leaves littl… 06/13/2015 on prove you're not a robot 0
#4 - love you  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2015 on Ave Truck 0
#6 - dasbrot (06/12/2015) [-]
#5 - >Dragon age inq >Steam kek 06/11/2015 on Steam Sale predictions from... +37
#5 - always mm for precision  [+] (8 new replies) 06/07/2015 on I heard you guys liked... +48
User avatar #6 - lovot (06/07/2015) [-]
You do understand that's what decimals are for, right?
#11 - kanedam (06/07/2015) [-]
still you do it in mm.
better for the plan, better to make sure nobody fucks up reading somewhere 23 thinking its cm when its mm, and vice versa.
so you know its all mm.
User avatar #12 - lovot (06/07/2015) [-]
How about doing everything in m, and then using decimals when more precision is required, mm has too little precision for precise parts, and too much precision for large ones, so why not just use decimals as needed with the standard metric unit of length?
#13 - kanedam (06/07/2015) [-]
so you would prefer to have things like 0,027 and 0,003 all over your blueprint?
User avatar #15 - lovot (06/07/2015) [-]
Sure, why not, that's basically what mine end up looking like, too bad using the metric suffix system as it was intended is too confusing.
#16 - kanedam (06/07/2015) [-]
if i ever got such a blueprint i would surely both laugh and curse at you... sorry...
User avatar #20 - lovot (06/07/2015) [-]
I usually use inches as my base unit because my calipers are in inches, which can get precision down to 1mi, so my measurements will often be 4 or 5 digits long after rounding.
#35 - anon (06/07/2015) [-]
Some countries use , for decimal and some . for decimal so it might cause additional trouble and we have tons of units so why not use em

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #91 - I Am Monkey (02/06/2015) [-]
stickied by achphoenix
Best back the **** off son.
#92 - murrlogic ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]
#94 to #93 - murrlogic ONLINE (08/01/2015) [-]
Why is that brown not wearing her Sato approved attire?

It knows better not to be defiant.
#95 to #94 - achphoenix Comment deleted by achphoenix [-]
#96 to #95 - murrlogic ONLINE (08/01/2015) [-]
You're so banned.

Much better. Everyone knows women from the Southern Water Tribe are extremely disposable. Their only purpose is to be maids for more powerful successful people and they should be privledged they aren't slaughtered like the vermin that they're.

Northern water benders even agree that the Southern Tribe is the toilet of their race making Korra and Katara pieces of **** .
#97 to #96 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
Please stop. How do you even live like this?
I am literally worried about you.
User avatar #106 to #97 - murrlogic ONLINE (08/01/2015) [-]
How can you like me but won't give me a real legit reason

What would you rather I do?
#107 to #106 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
I just... I feel bad cause like. Everyone is just cringing at you silently.
We just try to avoid you.
And it sucks cause you're a nice guy. But **** some of the **** you say and fetishize is just. What the **** .
User avatar #108 to #107 - murrlogic ONLINE (08/01/2015) [-]
>Everyone is just cringing at you silently.
>Everyone

That is a very broad statement.

>We just try to avoid you.

There is another one.

>And it sucks cause you're a nice guy.

Why thank you

>But **** some of the **** you say and fetishize is just. What the **** .

What's wrong with it?
User avatar #104 to #97 - murrlogic ONLINE (08/01/2015) [-]
Terrible reasoning give me a real answer.
User avatar #98 to #97 - murrlogic ONLINE (08/01/2015) [-]
I don't understand.
#99 to #98 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
The whole everything.. your fetishes and obsessions.
I like you, I do. But i just... are you serious? I mean... c'mon. Look at the **** you say.
User avatar #100 to #99 - murrlogic ONLINE (08/01/2015) [-]
>I like you, I do.

But you're a random anon

>But i just... are you serious?

I swore an oath from /co/ that I would rewrite all 4 books of LoK all while writing prequels to them as well.

>Look at the **** you say.

What about it?
#101 to #100 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
I'm not a random anon. I'm posting as anon.

Oh my god....


It's just... Man I really don't wanna be rude. But. It's cringey as all hell.
User avatar #102 to #101 - murrlogic ONLINE (08/01/2015) [-]


Wait

why the anon posting?
#105 to #102 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
I don't want you knowing who I am
#103 to #102 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
Cause.
#70 - anon (11/03/2014) [-]
I'm the anon in the night
Guess who I am and win a prize
User avatar #71 to #70 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
whydoesthishappen?
#72 to #71 - anon (11/04/2014) [-]
Guess again
User avatar #73 to #72 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
grogorvic?
#74 to #73 - anon (11/04/2014) [-]
Have another guess
User avatar #75 to #74 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
christineline?
#76 to #75 - anon (11/05/2014) [-]
Okay, I will give you a hint
Think of a word that ends with vel
User avatar #77 to #76 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
level
#78 to #77 - anon (11/05/2014) [-]
starts with a J
User avatar #79 to #78 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
cant think of any english words that will fit that description
#80 to #79 - anon (11/05/2014) [-]
Who says its and english word and not from the rest of europe?
User avatar #81 to #80 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
javel?
#82 to #81 - anon (11/06/2014) [-]
Yes, javel
now, name a specific type of javel
User avatar #83 to #82 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
javel sir?
#84 to #83 - anon (11/06/2014) [-]
Okay, time for another clue:
I tend to call you danskjavel
User avatar #85 to #84 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
Bäcke for helvete xD
User avatar #86 to #85 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
You have discovered my true identity xD
User avatar #87 to #86 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
a thousand curses and flæskesteg upon you xD
User avatar #88 to #87 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
A thousand? Pfft, going soft?
User avatar #89 to #88 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
im generous because i have gotten rid of stresses
User avatar #90 to #89 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
Hurray, no more stress!
#67 - anon (11/02/2014) [-]
Pølse
User avatar #68 to #67 - achphoenix (11/02/2014) [-]
flæskesteg
#69 to #68 - anon (11/02/2014) [-]
rullebør
#65 - chrisstineline (07/15/2014) [-]
Hejsa.
Hejsa.
User avatar #36 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon huggles ach**
User avatar #37 to #36 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix purrs** Hello dear, i have missed you.
User avatar #38 to #37 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses ach's cheek happily**

Sorry dear.
User avatar #39 to #38 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix sneaks his arm around warzon's lower back and draws him closer**

whatever have you been doing today, love?
User avatar #40 to #39 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to kiss ach lightly**

Not much I guess
User avatar #41 to #40 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
what gender should i imagine you as?
User avatar #42 to #41 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
Changeling.
User avatar #46 to #42 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix gently touched warz's forehead, before moving his hand down warz's face and placing it by his throat. achphoenix continued kissing warz with held back passion**

you' re here now and thats what matters
User avatar #47 to #46 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to purr gently hugging his neck warmly kissing him passionately**
User avatar #48 to #47 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix ended the kiss abruptly and bend down to bite warz in the neck, while his hands greedily caressed warz' carapace**
User avatar #49 to #48 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to gasp softly stroking down his sides very slowly**

Oh...~
User avatar #50 to #49 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix stops the bite to take a deep inhale of warz' scent, and moans thoroughly. achphoenix scratches his nails down warz' chest, stops, and firmly grabs warz' ass**
User avatar #51 to #50 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble sharply pressing up against him as warzy began to nibble his neck**
User avatar #52 to #51 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix let out a throaty moan and shivered. ach put his leg around warzy, while his hand searched between the changelings hindlegs **
User avatar #53 to #52 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to bite my lower lip as he felt both pair of equipment as the changeling squirms sharply**
User avatar #55 to #53 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix 's pleasure was becoming too immense, he had to confess. ach´s hand went to warzy's face and his mouth to his ear**

I want you. I need to have you.
User avatar #56 to #55 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper back somewhat shamed**

You know I get around...?
User avatar #57 to #56 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix looks confused at warzon**
User avatar #58 to #57 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
You do realize I get around A lot.
User avatar #64 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i only thought of this as harmless cybering... rp...
User avatar #62 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
please explain. please
User avatar #63 to #62 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry.
flirt and the next step
User avatar #61 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean *get around a lot" ?
User avatar #59 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i did not no
User avatar #60 to #59 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
#14 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#15 to #14 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
An unexpected visitor.
#16 to #15 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yup -  jeg er et gigantisk creep!    
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep!
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
#17 to #16 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
klaret alle combat med 3 stjerner. stealth senere...
and how did you?...
User avatar #18 to #17 - chrisstineline (11/05/2013) [-]
How did I what?
User avatar #19 to #18 - achphoenix (11/05/2013) [-]
know?
User avatar #20 to #19 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Magic n' stuff.
(du kommenterede noget på en no-fap november, hvor du sagde noget om Batman)
User avatar #21 to #20 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
hvem er du?
hvordan ved du også jeg er dansk?
User avatar #22 to #21 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Igen: Det skrev du også.
Noget med en "report from Denmark: Day four" osv.
User avatar #23 to #22 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
tænkte det nok
#24 to #23 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Så: Hvem er du?
Så: Hvem er du?
#25 to #24 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
en datamatiker studerende.
ti hi fnidder fnis
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder ret fedt!    
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
Det lyder ret fedt!
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
#27 to #26 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
hvordan skulle jeg ellers miste min tid når jeg burde læse?
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det er jo det.    
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
Det er jo det.
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
#29 to #28 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
ingen af delene siger mig noget
ingen af delene siger mig noget
#31 to #30 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...   
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
User avatar #32 to #31 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder også rart - men Hearthstone?
Kører de ikke stadig med closed beta?
User avatar #33 to #32 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
Jo de gør
User avatar #34 to #33 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Fedt nok! Er det noget ved?
User avatar #9 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hellur. c:
#10 to #9 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
what are you up to?
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much. :3
#12 to #11 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yowch, that sucks. But I guess at least you;re getting money. c:
#2 to #1 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
well hello there
well hello there
#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Hola.
What's up?
#4 to #3 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
should be preparing for exams, instead i am sitting here like a foal
#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
When are the exams?
When are the exams?
#6 to #5 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
next one is in 2 days. Have to defend my report on a machine and electronics project that streched 3,5 months. 12 minutes powerpoint presentation and 8 minutes questions.
#7 to #6 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds difficult.   
You should prepare.
Sounds difficult.
You should prepare.
#8 to #7 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, i have prepared some. We were in groups of 3, people usually picked either electronics or machinery and worked there, i picked electronics.
3-2 days ago i met up with the machine specialist from my/our project and we traded knowledge in both our fields so, we could answer theoretical questions from both teachers.
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