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achphoenix

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:8/18/2011
Last Login:7/04/2015
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Highest Content Rank:#1702
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#766 - stressing about software engineer exams and finding a job 05/29/2015 on What's your life like? 0
#2 - revy, y so sexy? 05/28/2015 on Breasts 0
#360 - because beds arent real 05/28/2015 on Why are you not asleep? 0
#12 - happy 9/11 everybody 05/28/2015 on Stewie 0
#1347 - I am a Walrus  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2015 on Are you really human? 0
User avatar #1358 - datassman (05/28/2015) [-]
well I am the eggman
#646 - **achphoenix used "*roll 1, 1-9999*"** **achphoenix rolls 8,375** 05/28/2015 on Who wants to fight Admin? 0
#645 - Comment deleted 05/28/2015 on Who wants to fight Admin? 0
#8 - well, hulks strength can grow to near infinity, so thats hard … 05/28/2015 on Fury's eye patch kills me +14
#1991 - Ello 05/27/2015 on Steam game giveaway 0
#521 - **achphoenix used "*roll 1, 1-9999*"** **achphoenix rolls 5,840** 05/27/2015 on Who wants to fight Admin? 0
#10 - i think i threw up in my mouth a little by the end 05/26/2015 on Tumblr crazy af +2
#27 - HE COMES! 05/26/2015 on Oh god 0
#14 - that is a very philosophical question. Because "to own&qu…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/25/2015 on You Rage, You Lose. +1
#71 - whatamidoingwithme (05/26/2015) [-]
It is not a man made concept. A lot of animals "own" their territories and fight for it when necessary.
#16 - John Cena (05/25/2015) [-]
you just stated in your first assertion that you own nothing therefore you don't own what you take, you just possess it until it's taken, lost, or traded from you to the next person.
#17 - John Cena (05/25/2015) [-]
Personally i like the Buddhist philosophy on the subject that everything in the world is impermanent and it's the want of these things that cause a great amount of strife in the world, the rich hoard what they like and the poor struggle to survive on what they can. if such feelings were removed humans would be a more peaceful species however less driven to innovate.
#54 - swiggityswooty (05/26/2015) [-]
what an eloquent choice of words
#12 - in nature, nothing owns nothing, you just take.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/25/2015 on You Rage, You Lose. +8
#13 - John Cena (05/25/2015) [-]
So then would you or would you not own the things you take?
User avatar #14 - achphoenix (05/25/2015) [-]
that is a very philosophical question. Because "to own" something, is a man made concept
#71 - whatamidoingwithme (05/26/2015) [-]
It is not a man made concept. A lot of animals "own" their territories and fight for it when necessary.
#16 - John Cena (05/25/2015) [-]
you just stated in your first assertion that you own nothing therefore you don't own what you take, you just possess it until it's taken, lost, or traded from you to the next person.
#17 - John Cena (05/25/2015) [-]
Personally i like the Buddhist philosophy on the subject that everything in the world is impermanent and it's the want of these things that cause a great amount of strife in the world, the rich hoard what they like and the poor struggle to survive on what they can. if such feelings were removed humans would be a more peaceful species however less driven to innovate.
#54 - swiggityswooty (05/26/2015) [-]
what an eloquent choice of words
#7 - YIS 05/25/2015 on science 0
#75 - mention pls <3 05/25/2015 on Love/Death 1 0
#9 - minx 05/25/2015 on Mustache Man 0
#57 - joker isnt jolly enough and bane dosnt have his venom :C also…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2015 on We have a Hulk 0
User avatar #69 - gmarrox (05/24/2015) [-]
Bane not having his venom really pissed me off. Especially since his dependence on the venom was a major part of his character.
User avatar #59 - stifflimb (05/24/2015) [-]
Joker less jolly to follow the mood of the movies, except that they perfectly portrayed his manipulative and calculated crazyiness, imo at least.
Bane as how they wanna keep it more realistic so no super venom/anabolic, and the backstory as how he was in the league of shadows wasnt it the league of shadows not assassins? Cant quite remember. was pretty good, showed of exactly where he got his motivation and was as he is.
#50 - as a batman fan, the dark knight triology makes me sad  [+] (4 new replies) 05/24/2015 on We have a Hulk 0
User avatar #54 - stifflimb (05/24/2015) [-]
How so? You're entitled to your opinion, just if you wanna avoid red thumbs or not seem as a bait you could give your view of it aswell.
User avatar #57 - achphoenix (05/24/2015) [-]
joker isnt jolly enough and bane dosnt have his venom :C also bane in the league of assassins? really? how?
User avatar #69 - gmarrox (05/24/2015) [-]
Bane not having his venom really pissed me off. Especially since his dependence on the venom was a major part of his character.
User avatar #59 - stifflimb (05/24/2015) [-]
Joker less jolly to follow the mood of the movies, except that they perfectly portrayed his manipulative and calculated crazyiness, imo at least.
Bane as how they wanna keep it more realistic so no super venom/anabolic, and the backstory as how he was in the league of shadows wasnt it the league of shadows not assassins? Cant quite remember. was pretty good, showed of exactly where he got his motivation and was as he is.
#42 - some people are physically unable to close one eye at a time 05/23/2015 on You know nothing. 0
#9 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2015 on End of the month.. +23
User avatar #10 - trollmobile (05/23/2015) [-]
hire less expensive hookers.
#93 - ok i can understand norway, but where do you get finland from?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/23/2015 on Disney +2
User avatar #108 - subaqueousreach (05/23/2015) [-]
First country that came to mind from that region.
#139 - heyword (05/23/2015) [-]
You uneducated fuck, in the post itself it says the story was written by H.C. Andersen (Danish), who took the name from a town called Arendal on the south coast of Norway. Please don't comment on stuff if you don't intend to read the post itself.
User avatar #163 - subaqueousreach (05/23/2015) [-]
Chill the fuck out dude, no need to be so butthurt about it.
#156 - alarubra (05/23/2015) [-]
Go jump off a fucking bridge.
#99 - Liam o´Brian. everyone is Liam o´Brian 05/23/2015 on (untitled) 0
#98 - when you realize parthuurnax is mario 05/23/2015 on (untitled) 0
#293 - broken sword hilt duel 05/23/2015 on Stories of a Dark Souls 2... +3

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User avatar #91 - I Am Monkey (02/06/2015) [-]
stickied by achphoenix
Best back the **** off son.
#70 - John Cena (11/03/2014) [-]
I'm the anon in the night
Guess who I am and win a prize
User avatar #71 to #70 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
whydoesthishappen?
#72 to #71 - John Cena (11/04/2014) [-]
Guess again
User avatar #73 to #72 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
grogorvic?
#74 to #73 - John Cena (11/04/2014) [-]
Have another guess
User avatar #75 to #74 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
christineline?
#76 to #75 - John Cena (11/05/2014) [-]
Okay, I will give you a hint
Think of a word that ends with vel
User avatar #77 to #76 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/05/2014) [-]
level
#78 to #77 - John Cena (11/05/2014) [-]
starts with a J
User avatar #79 to #78 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/05/2014) [-]
cant think of any english words that will fit that description
#80 to #79 - John Cena (11/05/2014) [-]
Who says its and english word and not from the rest of europe?
User avatar #81 to #80 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/05/2014) [-]
javel?
#82 to #81 - John Cena (11/06/2014) [-]
Yes, javel
now, name a specific type of javel
User avatar #83 to #82 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
javel sir?
#84 to #83 - John Cena (11/06/2014) [-]
Okay, time for another clue:
I tend to call you danskjavel
User avatar #85 to #84 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
Bäcke for helvete xD
User avatar #86 to #85 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
You have discovered my true identity xD
User avatar #87 to #86 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
a thousand curses and flæskesteg upon you xD
User avatar #88 to #87 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
A thousand? Pfft, going soft?
User avatar #89 to #88 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
im generous because i have gotten rid of stresses
User avatar #90 to #89 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
Hurray, no more stress!
#67 - John Cena (11/02/2014) [-]
Pølse
User avatar #68 to #67 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/02/2014) [-]
flæskesteg
#69 to #68 - John Cena (11/02/2014) [-]
rullebør
#65 - chrisstineline (07/15/2014) [-]
Hejsa.
Hejsa.
#66 to #65 - achphoenix ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
dig igen?
User avatar #36 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon huggles ach**
User avatar #37 to #36 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix purrs** Hello dear, i have missed you.
User avatar #38 to #37 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses ach's cheek happily**

Sorry dear.
User avatar #39 to #38 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix sneaks his arm around warzon's lower back and draws him closer**

whatever have you been doing today, love?
User avatar #40 to #39 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to kiss ach lightly**

Not much I guess
User avatar #41 to #40 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
what gender should i imagine you as?
User avatar #42 to #41 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
Changeling.
User avatar #46 to #42 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix gently touched warz's forehead, before moving his hand down warz's face and placing it by his throat. achphoenix continued kissing warz with held back passion**

you' re here now and thats what matters
User avatar #47 to #46 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to purr gently hugging his neck warmly kissing him passionately**
User avatar #48 to #47 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix ended the kiss abruptly and bend down to bite warz in the neck, while his hands greedily caressed warz' carapace**
User avatar #49 to #48 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to gasp softly stroking down his sides very slowly**

Oh...~
User avatar #50 to #49 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix stops the bite to take a deep inhale of warz' scent, and moans thoroughly. achphoenix scratches his nails down warz' chest, stops, and firmly grabs warz' ass**
User avatar #51 to #50 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble sharply pressing up against him as warzy began to nibble his neck**
User avatar #52 to #51 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix let out a throaty moan and shivered. ach put his leg around warzy, while his hand searched between the changelings hindlegs **
User avatar #53 to #52 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to bite my lower lip as he felt both pair of equipment as the changeling squirms sharply**
User avatar #55 to #53 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix 's pleasure was becoming too immense, he had to confess. ach´s hand went to warzy's face and his mouth to his ear**

I want you. I need to have you.
User avatar #56 to #55 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper back somewhat shamed**

You know I get around...?
User avatar #57 to #56 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix looks confused at warzon**
User avatar #58 to #57 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
You do realize I get around A lot.
User avatar #64 to #58 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
i only thought of this as harmless cybering... rp...
User avatar #62 to #58 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
please explain. please
User avatar #63 to #62 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry.
flirt and the next step
User avatar #61 to #58 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean *get around a lot" ?
User avatar #59 to #58 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
i did not no
User avatar #60 to #59 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
#14 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#15 to #14 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
An unexpected visitor.
#16 to #15 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yup -  jeg er et gigantisk creep!    
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep!
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
#17 to #16 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
klaret alle combat med 3 stjerner. stealth senere...
and how did you?...
User avatar #18 to #17 - chrisstineline (11/05/2013) [-]
How did I what?
User avatar #19 to #18 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
know?
User avatar #20 to #19 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Magic n' stuff.
(du kommenterede noget på en no-fap november, hvor du sagde noget om Batman)
User avatar #21 to #20 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
hvem er du?
hvordan ved du også jeg er dansk?
User avatar #22 to #21 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Igen: Det skrev du også.
Noget med en "report from Denmark: Day four" osv.
User avatar #23 to #22 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
tænkte det nok
#24 to #23 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Så: Hvem er du?
Så: Hvem er du?
#25 to #24 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
en datamatiker studerende.
ti hi fnidder fnis
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder ret fedt!    
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
Det lyder ret fedt!
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
#27 to #26 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
hvordan skulle jeg ellers miste min tid når jeg burde læse?
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det er jo det.    
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
Det er jo det.
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
#29 to #28 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
ingen af delene siger mig noget
ingen af delene siger mig noget
#31 to #30 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...   
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
User avatar #32 to #31 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder også rart - men Hearthstone?
Kører de ikke stadig med closed beta?
User avatar #33 to #32 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
Jo de gør
User avatar #34 to #33 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Fedt nok! Er det noget ved?
User avatar #9 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hellur. c:
#10 to #9 - achphoenix ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
what are you up to?
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much. :3
#12 to #11 - achphoenix ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yowch, that sucks. But I guess at least you;re getting money. c:
#2 to #1 - achphoenix ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
well hello there
well hello there
#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Hola.
What's up?
#4 to #3 - achphoenix ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
should be preparing for exams, instead i am sitting here like a foal
#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
When are the exams?
When are the exams?
#6 to #5 - achphoenix ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
next one is in 2 days. Have to defend my report on a machine and electronics project that streched 3,5 months. 12 minutes powerpoint presentation and 8 minutes questions.
#7 to #6 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds difficult.   
You should prepare.
Sounds difficult.
You should prepare.
#8 to #7 - achphoenix ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, i have prepared some. We were in groups of 3, people usually picked either electronics or machinery and worked there, i picked electronics.
3-2 days ago i met up with the machine specialist from my/our project and we traded knowledge in both our fields so, we could answer theoretical questions from both teachers.
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