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achphoenix

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Date Signed Up:8/18/2011
Last Login:5/23/2015
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latest user's comments

#25 - take me  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2015 on mfw +1
#26 - bxrenegade (04/27/2015) [-]
#135 - *offline 04/27/2015 on gintama +1
#152 - no need for recycle. get more men instead. 04/27/2015 on doesnt matter, got laid 0
#23 - :C  [+] (3 new replies) 04/27/2015 on mfw +5
#24 - bxrenegade (04/27/2015) [-]
You're sadness is palpable. I got you this pudding to cheer you up.
#25 - achphoenix (04/27/2015) [-]
take me
#26 - bxrenegade (04/27/2015) [-]
#16 - i dont like cats that much  [+] (5 new replies) 04/27/2015 on mfw 0
User avatar #22 - bypass (04/27/2015) [-]
Well no one likes you either
User avatar #23 - achphoenix (04/27/2015) [-]
:C
#24 - bxrenegade (04/27/2015) [-]
You're sadness is palpable. I got you this pudding to cheer you up.
#25 - achphoenix (04/27/2015) [-]
take me
#26 - bxrenegade (04/27/2015) [-]
#5 - Picture 04/27/2015 on Schrödinger’s Cookies +46
#8 - Picture 04/27/2015 on Animation 10/10 +1
#93 - yes, i have begun doing that a lot 04/23/2015 on finales 0
#49 - After last episode: THAT EXPLAINS NOTHING! I STILL HAVE QUESTIONS!  [+] (6 new replies) 04/23/2015 on finales +30
#83 - skorpius (04/23/2015) [-]
It's so true.
User avatar #67 - taokami (04/23/2015) [-]
that's why you read the source material.
User avatar #106 - ponieskilledmyacc (04/23/2015) [-]
What if there is no source material?
User avatar #108 - taokami (04/23/2015) [-]
if there is no source material then the anime itself is the source material. Hence "anime-original".
User avatar #107 - taokami (04/23/2015) [-]
then you're fucked.
User avatar #93 - achphoenix (04/23/2015) [-]
yes, i have begun doing that a lot
#9 - swell with danish pop groups 04/22/2015 on The clown has no penis 0
#59 - thats what we all ask ourselves. 04/21/2015 on Mac vs. PC 0
#55 - many parts are welded to the motherboard, so those cant be cha…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/21/2015 on Mac vs. PC +1
#57 - volksworgen (04/21/2015) [-]
What the fuck why would anybody design a computer this way.
#179 - cigma (04/21/2015) [-]
For people who don't know shit about computers.

Like an over expensive car. Which won't need a change of oil, water, coolant until it brokes down.
User avatar #77 - captainprincess (04/21/2015) [-]
Ka-ChingChingChing
#72 - inthenight (04/21/2015) [-]
Better question. Why would anyone BUY a computer designed like this?
#83 - deadmice (04/21/2015) [-]
Because this.
User avatar #64 - undeadmaus (04/21/2015) [-]
Because ,evidently ,it sells
#62 - genericnickname (04/21/2015) [-]
your .gif caption pretty much answers that.
User avatar #59 - achphoenix (04/21/2015) [-]
thats what we all ask ourselves.
#4 - Target in sight! 04/16/2015 on watching too much star wars? 0
#7 - strange how a highlander would use a katana instead of a claym… 04/16/2015 on 10 Modern Swords 0
#37 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2015 on Final Female Form -4
#69 - nikkadawgg Comment deleted by achphoenix
#39 - wraithguard Comment deleted by achphoenix
#82 - in her room 04/14/2015 on COMPILATION OF CUTE 2D SHIT 0
#38 - Picture 04/14/2015 on oh ya baby +2
#6 - sinning is winning 04/13/2015 on Doing it ... 0
#39 - hover miracle pls 04/13/2015 on Pain +2
#137 - >denmark >not beer europe aw **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2015 on Casual Racism +3
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#5 - nope 04/12/2015 on the only good scene in the... 0
#43 - no. tfw no quarter...  [+] (4 new replies) 04/12/2015 on Mildly rage inducing +1
#44 - anonymous (04/12/2015) [-]
It rarely works as hoped. But hey, free light's justice.
#119 - anonymous (04/13/2015) [-]
knife juggler, muster- next turn attack, muster again trade knife juggler, drop quartermaster
#50 - dzimo (04/12/2015) [-]
dmg to your face. but clears something sometimes.
#51 - anonymous (04/12/2015) [-]
Never underestimate the ability to make opponents trade less efficiently. I'd take 5 damage to the face over a bad 2-4-1 trade most days.

Of course, control isn't the best play style anymore, but I like it.
#40 - i play neither  [+] (6 new replies) 04/12/2015 on Mildly rage inducing 0
#41 - anonymous (04/12/2015) [-]
Quarter-mustard?
User avatar #43 - achphoenix (04/12/2015) [-]
no.
tfw no quarter...
#44 - anonymous (04/12/2015) [-]
It rarely works as hoped. But hey, free light's justice.
#119 - anonymous (04/13/2015) [-]
knife juggler, muster- next turn attack, muster again trade knife juggler, drop quartermaster
#50 - dzimo (04/12/2015) [-]
dmg to your face. but clears something sometimes.
#51 - anonymous (04/12/2015) [-]
Never underestimate the ability to make opponents trade less efficiently. I'd take 5 damage to the face over a bad 2-4-1 trade most days.

Of course, control isn't the best play style anymore, but I like it.
#35 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 04/12/2015 on Mildly rage inducing +2
#38 - mathiaslundem (04/12/2015) [-]
your mech mage/face hunter tears are delicious
User avatar #40 - achphoenix (04/12/2015) [-]
i play neither
#41 - anonymous (04/12/2015) [-]
Quarter-mustard?
User avatar #43 - achphoenix (04/12/2015) [-]
no.
tfw no quarter...
#44 - anonymous (04/12/2015) [-]
It rarely works as hoped. But hey, free light's justice.
#119 - anonymous (04/13/2015) [-]
knife juggler, muster- next turn attack, muster again trade knife juggler, drop quartermaster
#50 - dzimo (04/12/2015) [-]
dmg to your face. but clears something sometimes.
#51 - anonymous (04/12/2015) [-]
Never underestimate the ability to make opponents trade less efficiently. I'd take 5 damage to the face over a bad 2-4-1 trade most days.

Of course, control isn't the best play style anymore, but I like it.
#4 - i think i threw up in my mouth a little... 04/09/2015 on superman in 2015 +16

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User avatar #91 - I Am Monkey (02/06/2015) [-]
Best back the **** off son.
#70 - anonymous (11/03/2014) [-]
I'm the anon in the night
Guess who I am and win a prize
User avatar #71 to #70 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
whydoesthishappen?
#72 to #71 - anonymous (11/04/2014) [-]
Guess again
User avatar #73 to #72 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
grogorvic?
#74 to #73 - anonymous (11/04/2014) [-]
Have another guess
User avatar #75 to #74 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
christineline?
#76 to #75 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
Okay, I will give you a hint
Think of a word that ends with vel
User avatar #77 to #76 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/05/2014) [-]
level
#78 to #77 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
starts with a J
User avatar #79 to #78 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/05/2014) [-]
cant think of any english words that will fit that description
#80 to #79 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
Who says its and english word and not from the rest of europe?
User avatar #81 to #80 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/05/2014) [-]
javel?
#82 to #81 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
Yes, javel
now, name a specific type of javel
User avatar #83 to #82 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
javel sir?
#84 to #83 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
Okay, time for another clue:
I tend to call you danskjavel
User avatar #85 to #84 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
Bäcke for helvete xD
User avatar #86 to #85 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
You have discovered my true identity xD
User avatar #87 to #86 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
a thousand curses and flæskesteg upon you xD
User avatar #88 to #87 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
A thousand? Pfft, going soft?
User avatar #89 to #88 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
im generous because i have gotten rid of stresses
User avatar #90 to #89 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
Hurray, no more stress!
#67 - anonymous (11/02/2014) [-]
Pølse
User avatar #68 to #67 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/02/2014) [-]
flæskesteg
#69 to #68 - anonymous (11/02/2014) [-]
rullebør
#65 - chrisstineline (07/15/2014) [-]
Hejsa.
Hejsa.
#66 to #65 - achphoenix ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
dig igen?
User avatar #36 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon huggles ach**
User avatar #37 to #36 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix purrs** Hello dear, i have missed you.
User avatar #38 to #37 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses ach's cheek happily**

Sorry dear.
User avatar #39 to #38 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix sneaks his arm around warzon's lower back and draws him closer**

whatever have you been doing today, love?
User avatar #40 to #39 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to kiss ach lightly**

Not much I guess
User avatar #41 to #40 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
what gender should i imagine you as?
User avatar #42 to #41 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
Changeling.
User avatar #46 to #42 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix gently touched warz's forehead, before moving his hand down warz's face and placing it by his throat. achphoenix continued kissing warz with held back passion**

you' re here now and thats what matters
User avatar #47 to #46 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to purr gently hugging his neck warmly kissing him passionately**
User avatar #48 to #47 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix ended the kiss abruptly and bend down to bite warz in the neck, while his hands greedily caressed warz' carapace**
User avatar #49 to #48 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to gasp softly stroking down his sides very slowly**

Oh...~
User avatar #50 to #49 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix stops the bite to take a deep inhale of warz' scent, and moans thoroughly. achphoenix scratches his nails down warz' chest, stops, and firmly grabs warz' ass**
User avatar #51 to #50 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble sharply pressing up against him as warzy began to nibble his neck**
User avatar #52 to #51 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix let out a throaty moan and shivered. ach put his leg around warzy, while his hand searched between the changelings hindlegs **
User avatar #53 to #52 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to bite my lower lip as he felt both pair of equipment as the changeling squirms sharply**
User avatar #55 to #53 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix 's pleasure was becoming too immense, he had to confess. ach´s hand went to warzy's face and his mouth to his ear**

I want you. I need to have you.
User avatar #56 to #55 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper back somewhat shamed**

You know I get around...?
User avatar #57 to #56 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix looks confused at warzon**
User avatar #58 to #57 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
You do realize I get around A lot.
User avatar #64 to #58 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
i only thought of this as harmless cybering... rp...
User avatar #62 to #58 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
please explain. please
User avatar #63 to #62 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry.
flirt and the next step
User avatar #61 to #58 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean *get around a lot" ?
User avatar #59 to #58 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
i did not no
User avatar #60 to #59 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
#14 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#15 to #14 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
An unexpected visitor.
#16 to #15 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yup -  jeg er et gigantisk creep!    
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep!
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
#17 to #16 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
klaret alle combat med 3 stjerner. stealth senere...
and how did you?...
User avatar #18 to #17 - chrisstineline (11/05/2013) [-]
How did I what?
User avatar #19 to #18 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
know?
User avatar #20 to #19 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Magic n' stuff.
(du kommenterede noget på en no-fap november, hvor du sagde noget om Batman)
User avatar #21 to #20 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
hvem er du?
hvordan ved du også jeg er dansk?
User avatar #22 to #21 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Igen: Det skrev du også.
Noget med en "report from Denmark: Day four" osv.
User avatar #23 to #22 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
tænkte det nok
#24 to #23 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Så: Hvem er du?
Så: Hvem er du?
#25 to #24 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
en datamatiker studerende.
ti hi fnidder fnis
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder ret fedt!    
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
Det lyder ret fedt!
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
#27 to #26 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
hvordan skulle jeg ellers miste min tid når jeg burde læse?
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det er jo det.    
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
Det er jo det.
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
#29 to #28 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
ingen af delene siger mig noget
ingen af delene siger mig noget
#31 to #30 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...   
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
User avatar #32 to #31 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder også rart - men Hearthstone?
Kører de ikke stadig med closed beta?
User avatar #33 to #32 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
Jo de gør
User avatar #34 to #33 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Fedt nok! Er det noget ved?
User avatar #9 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hellur. c:
#10 to #9 - achphoenix ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
what are you up to?
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much. :3
#12 to #11 - achphoenix ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yowch, that sucks. But I guess at least you;re getting money. c:
#2 to #1 - achphoenix ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
well hello there
well hello there
#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Hola.
What's up?
#4 to #3 - achphoenix ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
should be preparing for exams, instead i am sitting here like a foal
#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
When are the exams?
When are the exams?
#6 to #5 - achphoenix ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
next one is in 2 days. Have to defend my report on a machine and electronics project that streched 3,5 months. 12 minutes powerpoint presentation and 8 minutes questions.
#7 to #6 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds difficult.   
You should prepare.
Sounds difficult.
You should prepare.
#8 to #7 - achphoenix ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, i have prepared some. We were in groups of 3, people usually picked either electronics or machinery and worked there, i picked electronics.
3-2 days ago i met up with the machine specialist from my/our project and we traded knowledge in both our fields so, we could answer theoretical questions from both teachers.
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