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#3 - Right you are, but classified under "Great hammers"  [+] (6 new replies) 08/13/2016 on Story of Hammerbro +4
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#4 - undeaddog (08/13/2016) [-]
See this is why you aren't allowed into the great great club club.
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#6 - techyphoenix (08/13/2016) [-]
Do you mean the large and great great and large club, club?
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#7 - undeaddog (08/13/2016) [-]
No, just the great great club club since the other part wasn't invited from looking at the pictures.
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#8 - techyphoenix (08/13/2016) [-]
I knowm but it can be in DS3 in my dreams, great and large dreams.
Link related its the large and great great and large club club
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OybT0-Ui5a0
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#9 - undeaddog (08/13/2016) [-]
I have seen it.
#5 - achphoenix (08/13/2016) [-]
#121 - *traded  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2016 on West stahp! 0
#130 - skebaba (08/08/2016) [-]
Sure. Some were traded and some were stolen. Stolen if it's possible more easily.
#177 - Tekken 7 will come to pc. This makes me happy. 08/07/2016 on PC 0
#37 - before and after mutation shots  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2016 on Batman Villains Prisoner +1
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#82 - mangaexplain (08/05/2016) [-]
Why would she have been in jail before the shots, she wasn't a criminal till after she got them.
#7 - My soulmate is a drill Sergeant... 08/04/2016 on soulmate 0
#61 - Tekken 7 coming natively to PC Anyone else STOKED?! 08/03/2016 on Vigaplowhu Feytey Elidookn 0
#9 - >Smart people >New York Times k, then 08/02/2016 on smart people who made dumb... +56
#5 - close but no cigar 08/02/2016 on Milo took GamerGate a bit... 0
#13 - Picture 07/31/2016 on moar dankness of the dota 2... 0
#19 - shes also a blood mage  [+] (22 new replies) 07/26/2016 on Wrist Damage +1
#22 - dofyx (07/26/2016) [-]
I have no idea what that means
#128 - anon (07/27/2016) [-]
You had spells that drained health from enemies and you could spend HP to cast spells. So you could disregard mana and drain tank with a Mage fat with HP. Basicaly it's OP but everyone hates you cause demons or something. If you want to stick it in anders cornhole don't Make demon pacts. If you want to deflower Merrill get as bloody as you want.
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#36 - overlordweasel (07/26/2016) [-]
basically magic thats all hyped up on crack bc they use demons to power up, usually via some life drain deal or w/e basically some kind of sacrifice . In the DA universe its pretty much the biggest taboo a mage or anyone really can do, and really...REALLY frowned upon. Merril does it any ways, bc fuck the popo shes cute as fuck
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#37 - dofyx (07/26/2016) [-]
so she has immense power at the cost of her life being shortened or something?
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#41 - overlordweasel (07/26/2016) [-]
Merril btw, falls into category 1.
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#44 - dofyx (07/26/2016) [-]
but she is so tiny, why would she do that, tbh that sounds horrible. i would rather stick with conventional methods, because that sounds crazy
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#46 - overlordweasel (07/26/2016) [-]
well in her case, i dont think she knew how dangerous or that it was a literal demon she was contacting for power. Havent played in forever, i do remember the entire party flips their shit when she does it right in front of them and shes all "what...i helped right? why are you mad"

And the DA universe has a major pulling point between mages and templars mage hunting knights that get addicted to a special drug to give them anti magic powers and unless they fall into a special circle of magi that are either lobotomized to be emotionless and unable to use magic, or mages that view magic as dangerous and it shouldnt be used unless absolutely necessary like...pussy mage nuns... Templars usually hunt down and muderize any mage with extreme prejudice, so you can see why some mages choose the demon route. Some get lucky, and get possessed by a good spirit like another DA companion anders who has justice, a spirit of...well justice. Its just Punisher style justice. They live together relatively peacefully
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#47 - dofyx (07/26/2016) [-]
and this is all a game? it sure as hell sounds like a series of anime, or a serious cartoon
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#48 - overlordweasel (07/26/2016) [-]
A game that has 3 games plus expansions and a movie, not to mention books to read ingame just like skyrim to pad the lore even more for those interested. Its had years to establish its own universe at this point.
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#50 - dofyx (07/26/2016) [-]
wow, ill have to check it out, sounds interesting tbh i just found the elf girl really cute went in too deep, but in the end got a pleasant surprise
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#53 - overlordweasel (07/26/2016) [-]
She appears in DA 2, just fyi. Unfortunately the DA game most ppl agree was the worst of the 3 of those beign DA Origins, 2, and Inquisition. Although it had the most popular companions ive noticed being Merril, Varrus emo elf dude that REALLY FUCKING HATES MAGES , and a couple others
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#65 - lokischosen (07/26/2016) [-]
*Fenris, Fenris really hates mages, Varrus is a dwarf who just likes cash money and good stories.
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#120 - overlordweasel (07/26/2016) [-]
aw fuck me i knew it didnt sound right in my head...
#69 - skebaba (07/26/2016) [-]
Who doesn't like cash money?
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#70 - lokischosen (07/26/2016) [-]
The Qun, the Qun don't like anything, except dragons and slaying heretics.
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#39 - overlordweasel (07/26/2016) [-]
in game Hawke if played as a mage and chooses the blood mage route sacrifice health to increase spell power. So yeah, in a way they give up life force to gain immense power. However, blood mages also have the ability to siphon life force from others, so theyre all good on that front. Its the eventual possibility said demon you made a pact with takes your soul/body/both into the fade essentially heaven/hell that becomes the real problem. Its usually used by ppl that either 1. believe that magic should be unrestrained and used in all its forms or 2. A mage pushed/cornered into a desperation moment and reach out for some hope they can survive and use blood magic to do it usually with demon summoning en mass and shit getting real, real fast shortly after
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#26 - wraithguard (07/26/2016) [-]
She uses "evil" magic even though you're really not supposed to fuck around with it in that universe.
#38 - dofyx (07/26/2016) [-]
so she has immense power at the cost of her life being shortened or something,or like bringing back the dead?
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#40 - mcknyte (07/26/2016) [-]
More like you have to enter a pact with a demon that may or may not possess you and turn you into an abomination just to learn the basic shit for blood magic.
#114 - wattlegobbler (07/26/2016) [-]
I don't care als long as i can attract goth Girls
#43 - dofyx (07/26/2016) [-]
oh shit, that is pretty spooky just the BASICS, lol
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#57 - wraithguard (07/26/2016) [-]
More or less. It's like the dark side in Star Wars. Immense power at a cost.