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achphoenix

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Date Signed Up:8/18/2011
Last Login:6/25/2016
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#59 - 7 toph is always the answer 03/17/2016 on Don't lie to yourself 0
#7 - i had a laptop, it had a pretty strong integrated graphics car…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/17/2016 on PC Hacks +30
#72 - anon (03/18/2016) [-]
Bruh, bruh. laptops have two problems: either they can't run a game, or when they can, and the fps jumps to over 60, they will overheat.

Solution: limit your fps through the game options/ NVIDIA or AMD control panel/ patches and use a lower resolution while downscaling the UI. You won't see the difference.
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#77 - achphoenix (03/18/2016) [-]
framerate was capped at 60 and the resolution was set down to 1024x720 just to run it
#21 - semidemon (03/18/2016) [-]
>pretty strong
>integrated gfx card
pick one

also, assassins creed is a 10 year old game. my phone can play that shit... on high specs...
if your laptop is having trouble playing it i suggest you chuck that shit out the window
#22 - anon (03/18/2016) [-]
Oh man its almost like the story happened in the past.
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#70 - achphoenix (03/18/2016) [-]
i didnt think it was necessary to say the laptop was from 2008.
Lesson learned i guess.
#23 - semidemon (03/18/2016) [-]
let em explain why thats bullshit, if it truly happened way back when then the integrated gfx card simply wouldnt be able to handle ac, no matter the temp
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#53 - justanotherusernam (03/18/2016) [-]
You make it a habit to talk out of your ass about shit you know nothing about?
#68 - anon (03/18/2016) [-]
that feel when fj doesn't know how computers work
#13 - GIVE ME DARK SOULS 3 NOW YOU SQUINT EYED PIECE OF **** MIYAZAKI  [+] (16 new replies) 03/17/2016 on The Gundaming +8
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#21 - trisketthebiskit (03/18/2016) [-]
the 12th my friend we must stay strong til the 12th. look at none of the souls uploaders channels spoil nothing. damn you from why did you let people play and record footage early and then release the game in japan so much earlier than the rest of the world.
#23 - achphoenix (03/18/2016) [-]
I rub a cheesgrater with a Miyazaki face printout on it over my nipples every evening to emulate the feeling of dark souls. Im getting desynthesized...
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#26 - trisketthebiskit (03/18/2016) [-]
i've been playing ds2 pvp even though i hate it and most of the people are pure cancer and i should just go back to ds 1 pvp. with ever match win or lose i hate the game just a little bit more. DS 3 save us
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#38 - thepimpleoffury (03/18/2016) [-]
I never got into DS1 pvp, since I got the pc port (DS2 came soon after). I find DS2 clearly inferior to DS1 but I must say, the PVP is done right.

Ever since I learned that DS3 will be following the DS1s gameplay style, I went back in DS1 to learn the PVP there. The backstabs are just unfair, man.
#56 - thelastelephant (03/18/2016) [-]
Ah, DS1 PvP. When armor meant you could actually tank a hit or three.

I remember when poise actually mattered. In DS2 I can be wearing heavy as shit armor, but someone can run up and butter knife me like a drunken Spy and there's nothing I can do about it.
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#122 - thepimpleoffury (03/18/2016) [-]
Haven't PVPd in DS2 in a while. Are rapiers still broken?
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#42 - trisketthebiskit (03/18/2016) [-]
the hit boxes are so much worse in ds2 though. just in general even in pve. like they fixed stuff somewhat with scholar but its still bad. ds 1 hitboxes were great usually with the exception of smoughs plow attack. the pvp is much faster and it required a very different touch than ds 2 did. ds 2 just became a meta circle jerk and the community would only ever use what was broken at the time. nowadays the arena is all rapiers and katanas and a million buffs its just irritating
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#44 - thepimpleoffury (03/18/2016) [-]
I agree (and I love DS1's faster gameplay), but I feel like in DS2 I had a larger gap for errors, that would help me learn the game and/or the enemy. DS1 is just brutal. The only way to keep it safe, is to circle around the enemy with a shield up, and never do heavy attacks that leave you exposed even the slightest.
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#46 - trisketthebiskit (03/18/2016) [-]
circling is a bad idea and is easily punished. mixups with light and heavy attacks are used to combo and trap opponents . sheilds are more necessary in ds 1 than 2 because there is powerstancing in ds 2 but ds1 has good parry baiting techniques. just practice a bunch and you will see what i mean.
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#48 - thepimpleoffury (03/18/2016) [-]
Currently I can pvp fine enough in DS1.

My point is that both games have their exploits and weaknesses when it comes to pvp. I just feel that it's easier to get acclimated to the slower, more methodical pvp of DS2, than it is to start with DS1.
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#50 - trisketthebiskit (03/18/2016) [-]
true i prefer both over bloodborne pvp. it feels too floaty and its too easy to spam and win. although i didnt play it nearly as much
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#53 - thepimpleoffury (03/18/2016) [-]
The battle system worked great in PVE, but it was just horrible in PVP. Actually, everything regarding Bloodborne PVP was bad. Even the netcode was bad.
That's why DS3 has been slowed down ever since the stress test (it's about as fast as DS1 right now).
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#27 - achphoenix (03/18/2016) [-]
ive begun doing weird things... like "only spears playthrough..."
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#29 - trisketthebiskit (03/18/2016) [-]
try bow only that shit was hard as fuck. try to beat the game without dying and without bonfires. ive done it all and none of it was worth it
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#31 - achphoenix (03/18/2016) [-]
Fromsoft feeds on our suffering
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#32 - trisketthebiskit (03/18/2016) [-]
its true even when the game is out there will be new players that feel so much pain and anger
#37 - i like it when the phone has a solid feel to it 03/17/2016 on 3.5 +9
#5 - Comment deleted 03/17/2016 on Lily Love 10 +1
#6 - fruit are great snacks. 03/17/2016 on Fruit ≠ snack +14
#550 - im scared 03/17/2016 on Roll for what you'll sleep... 0
#549 - **achphoenix used "*roll picture*"** **achphoenix rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2016 on Roll for what you'll sleep... +1
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#550 - achphoenix (03/17/2016) [-]
im scared
#14 - irrational fear of the foreign or unknown 03/16/2016 on What is she talking about 0
#3 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2016 on Kirbye +28
#10 - thematthew (03/17/2016) [-]
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#25 - vorarephilia (03/17/2016) [-]
No more lemon lime.
#9 - nibbero (03/17/2016) [-]