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achphoenix

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Date Signed Up:8/18/2011
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#2 - obligatory  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2014 on Thanks Satan +83
#10 - majordraco (11/21/2014) [-]
#91 - show what level you are 11/20/2014 on like new levels bars on top... +2
#16 - 1 second super strength... how often? you could really pac… 11/20/2014 on Thinking these up is fun. 0
#735 - i thought i had... 11/20/2014 on Special People 0
#49 - THANK YOU! 11/19/2014 on westernization -1
#186 - *laws of good code 11/19/2014 on Code +1
#180 - Picture 11/18/2014 on Assassass Greed Protagonisits 0
#37 - Fat harp rivers. kewl 11/18/2014 on Big Bad Boy Washington 0
#6 - Well, the word Assassin comes from the "Hashashin" o… 11/17/2014 on Useless Knowledge Comp 2 +3
#520 - read fanfics 11/17/2014 on Entertain Me 0
#145 - answer your phone ******* . Old tech-handicapped people … 11/16/2014 on Friendly Message 0
#21 - yeah, its the only animation dreamworks has made which costed … 11/15/2014 on Disney mix +1
#14 - sadly, it made less than it costed to make, as the only Dreamw…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/15/2014 on Disney mix +2
#19 - theonlytinman (11/15/2014) [-]
Only Dreamworks animation? Antz, Shrek x4, Sinbad, Quest for Camelot...
User avatar #40 - dorfdorfdorf (11/16/2014) [-]
shrek was compooter animated tho

not like sno wite

that's the anemeted he's talkin bout
#37 - icametocomment (11/16/2014) [-]
MFW Sinbad and Quest for Camelot
User avatar #21 - achphoenix (11/15/2014) [-]
yeah, its the only animation dreamworks has made which costed more than its budget
#68 - brain 11/15/2014 on Letter to Anita Sarkeesian 0
#346 - my bad, i meant to say feudal, forgot the right word  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2014 on not too stupid for Obama... 0
User avatar #349 - dorfdorfdorf (11/11/2014) [-]
then should have looked it up before commenting. if i seem perturbed it's because dontmindmeplz is a shitbrained asswipe
#81 - [Chainsaw intensifies] 11/11/2014 on Read Desc. +4
#62 - i will sex you now 11/11/2014 on then get fired 0
#322 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 11/11/2014 on not too stupid for Obama... -1
User avatar #325 - dorfdorfdorf (11/11/2014) [-]
except that's wrong, shitface. we elect our leaders, most (though not enough) industries are lightly legislated, and to claim that racism is a big deal in America is laughable. Educated black people don't even believe that.
User avatar #346 - achphoenix (11/11/2014) [-]
my bad, i meant to say feudal, forgot the right word
User avatar #349 - dorfdorfdorf (11/11/2014) [-]
then should have looked it up before commenting. if i seem perturbed it's because dontmindmeplz is a shitbrained asswipe
#390 - relatively cheaper, since you again get less for your money  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2014 on mustard rack 0
User avatar #402 - sketchE (11/10/2014) [-]
i get reliability. i spent about a grand on my pc. glitches out at random requiring a restart and cant play skyrim anymore. dont know what happened but when i do play theres no music and dies in ten minutes guaranteed. pc is nice dont get me wrong. i havent turned on my xbox in months. i just like the reliability of popping in a game and knowing its going to work every time.
User avatar #396 - letriggs (11/10/2014) [-]
not talking about relativity here

talking about the number

you can buy a PS4 with 3 games and a year of the online service for £400 here

if you to pay that much here on parts for a PC of the equivalent money it would have trouble opening up solitaire taxes for computer parts here are stupidly high
#43 - enjoy reich? 11/10/2014 on >Wake up 0
#28 - so, no work or obligations? sweet 11/10/2014 on fucked up 0
#68 - Comment deleted 11/08/2014 on When I was 14 0
#103 - Picture 11/08/2014 on Biscuit catching heat says... 0
#276 - Picture 11/08/2014 on Not actually anti-vaccine... +2
#116 - Picture 11/08/2014 on He would love to "snake"... +2

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #91 - I Am Monkey (02/06/2015) [-]
stickied by achphoenix
Best back the **** off son.
#94 to #93 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
Why is that brown not wearing her Sato approved attire?

It knows better not to be defiant.
#95 to #94 - achphoenix Comment deleted by achphoenix [-]
#96 to #95 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
You're so banned.

Much better. Everyone knows women from the Southern Water Tribe are extremely disposable. Their only purpose is to be maids for more powerful successful people and they should be privledged they aren't slaughtered like the vermin that they're.

Northern water benders even agree that the Southern Tribe is the toilet of their race making Korra and Katara pieces of **** .
#97 to #96 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
Please stop. How do you even live like this?
I am literally worried about you.
User avatar #106 to #97 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
How can you like me but won't give me a real legit reason

What would you rather I do?
#107 to #106 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
I just... I feel bad cause like. Everyone is just cringing at you silently.
We just try to avoid you.
And it sucks cause you're a nice guy. But **** some of the **** you say and fetishize is just. What the **** .
User avatar #108 to #107 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
>Everyone is just cringing at you silently.
>Everyone

That is a very broad statement.

>We just try to avoid you.

There is another one.

>And it sucks cause you're a nice guy.

Why thank you

>But **** some of the **** you say and fetishize is just. What the **** .

What's wrong with it?
User avatar #104 to #97 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
Terrible reasoning give me a real answer.
User avatar #98 to #97 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
I don't understand.
#99 to #98 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
The whole everything.. your fetishes and obsessions.
I like you, I do. But i just... are you serious? I mean... c'mon. Look at the **** you say.
User avatar #100 to #99 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
>I like you, I do.

But you're a random anon

>But i just... are you serious?

I swore an oath from /co/ that I would rewrite all 4 books of LoK all while writing prequels to them as well.

>Look at the **** you say.

What about it?
#101 to #100 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
I'm not a random anon. I'm posting as anon.

Oh my god....


It's just... Man I really don't wanna be rude. But. It's cringey as all hell.
User avatar #102 to #101 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]


Wait

why the anon posting?
#105 to #102 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
I don't want you knowing who I am
#103 to #102 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
Cause.
#70 - anon (11/03/2014) [-]
I'm the anon in the night
Guess who I am and win a prize
User avatar #71 to #70 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
whydoesthishappen?
#72 to #71 - anon (11/04/2014) [-]
Guess again
User avatar #73 to #72 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
grogorvic?
#74 to #73 - anon (11/04/2014) [-]
Have another guess
User avatar #75 to #74 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
christineline?
#76 to #75 - anon (11/05/2014) [-]
Okay, I will give you a hint
Think of a word that ends with vel
User avatar #77 to #76 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
level
#78 to #77 - anon (11/05/2014) [-]
starts with a J
User avatar #79 to #78 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
cant think of any english words that will fit that description
#80 to #79 - anon (11/05/2014) [-]
Who says its and english word and not from the rest of europe?
User avatar #81 to #80 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
javel?
#82 to #81 - anon (11/06/2014) [-]
Yes, javel
now, name a specific type of javel
User avatar #83 to #82 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
javel sir?
#84 to #83 - anon (11/06/2014) [-]
Okay, time for another clue:
I tend to call you danskjavel
User avatar #85 to #84 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
Bäcke for helvete xD
User avatar #86 to #85 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
You have discovered my true identity xD
User avatar #87 to #86 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
a thousand curses and flæskesteg upon you xD
User avatar #88 to #87 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
A thousand? Pfft, going soft?
User avatar #89 to #88 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
im generous because i have gotten rid of stresses
User avatar #90 to #89 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
Hurray, no more stress!
#67 - anon (11/02/2014) [-]
Pølse
User avatar #68 to #67 - achphoenix (11/02/2014) [-]
flæskesteg
#69 to #68 - anon (11/02/2014) [-]
rullebør
#65 - chrisstineline (07/15/2014) [-]
Hejsa.
Hejsa.
User avatar #36 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon huggles ach**
User avatar #37 to #36 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix purrs** Hello dear, i have missed you.
User avatar #38 to #37 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses ach's cheek happily**

Sorry dear.
User avatar #39 to #38 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix sneaks his arm around warzon's lower back and draws him closer**

whatever have you been doing today, love?
User avatar #40 to #39 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to kiss ach lightly**

Not much I guess
User avatar #41 to #40 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
what gender should i imagine you as?
User avatar #42 to #41 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
Changeling.
User avatar #46 to #42 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix gently touched warz's forehead, before moving his hand down warz's face and placing it by his throat. achphoenix continued kissing warz with held back passion**

you' re here now and thats what matters
User avatar #47 to #46 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to purr gently hugging his neck warmly kissing him passionately**
User avatar #48 to #47 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix ended the kiss abruptly and bend down to bite warz in the neck, while his hands greedily caressed warz' carapace**
User avatar #49 to #48 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to gasp softly stroking down his sides very slowly**

Oh...~
User avatar #50 to #49 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix stops the bite to take a deep inhale of warz' scent, and moans thoroughly. achphoenix scratches his nails down warz' chest, stops, and firmly grabs warz' ass**
User avatar #51 to #50 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble sharply pressing up against him as warzy began to nibble his neck**
User avatar #52 to #51 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix let out a throaty moan and shivered. ach put his leg around warzy, while his hand searched between the changelings hindlegs **
User avatar #53 to #52 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to bite my lower lip as he felt both pair of equipment as the changeling squirms sharply**
User avatar #55 to #53 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix 's pleasure was becoming too immense, he had to confess. ach´s hand went to warzy's face and his mouth to his ear**

I want you. I need to have you.
User avatar #56 to #55 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper back somewhat shamed**

You know I get around...?
User avatar #57 to #56 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix looks confused at warzon**
User avatar #58 to #57 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
You do realize I get around A lot.
User avatar #64 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i only thought of this as harmless cybering... rp...
User avatar #62 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
please explain. please
User avatar #63 to #62 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry.
flirt and the next step
User avatar #61 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean *get around a lot" ?
User avatar #59 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i did not no
User avatar #60 to #59 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
#14 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#15 to #14 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
An unexpected visitor.
#16 to #15 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yup -  jeg er et gigantisk creep!    
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep!
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
#17 to #16 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
klaret alle combat med 3 stjerner. stealth senere...
and how did you?...
User avatar #18 to #17 - chrisstineline (11/05/2013) [-]
How did I what?
User avatar #19 to #18 - achphoenix (11/05/2013) [-]
know?
User avatar #20 to #19 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Magic n' stuff.
(du kommenterede noget på en no-fap november, hvor du sagde noget om Batman)
User avatar #21 to #20 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
hvem er du?
hvordan ved du også jeg er dansk?
User avatar #22 to #21 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Igen: Det skrev du også.
Noget med en "report from Denmark: Day four" osv.
User avatar #23 to #22 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
tænkte det nok
#24 to #23 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Så: Hvem er du?
Så: Hvem er du?
#25 to #24 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
en datamatiker studerende.
ti hi fnidder fnis
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder ret fedt!    
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
Det lyder ret fedt!
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
#27 to #26 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
hvordan skulle jeg ellers miste min tid når jeg burde læse?
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det er jo det.    
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
Det er jo det.
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
#29 to #28 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
ingen af delene siger mig noget
ingen af delene siger mig noget
#31 to #30 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...   
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
User avatar #32 to #31 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder også rart - men Hearthstone?
Kører de ikke stadig med closed beta?
User avatar #33 to #32 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
Jo de gør
User avatar #34 to #33 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Fedt nok! Er det noget ved?
User avatar #9 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hellur. c:
#10 to #9 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
what are you up to?
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much. :3
#12 to #11 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yowch, that sucks. But I guess at least you;re getting money. c:
#2 to #1 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
well hello there
well hello there
#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Hola.
What's up?
#4 to #3 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
should be preparing for exams, instead i am sitting here like a foal
#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
When are the exams?
When are the exams?
#6 to #5 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
next one is in 2 days. Have to defend my report on a machine and electronics project that streched 3,5 months. 12 minutes powerpoint presentation and 8 minutes questions.
#7 to #6 - queenchrysalis ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds difficult.   
You should prepare.
Sounds difficult.
You should prepare.
#8 to #7 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, i have prepared some. We were in groups of 3, people usually picked either electronics or machinery and worked there, i picked electronics.
3-2 days ago i met up with the machine specialist from my/our project and we traded knowledge in both our fields so, we could answer theoretical questions from both teachers.
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