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Date Signed Up:8/18/2011
Last Login:5/25/2016
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#200 - through friend denmark just finished studying 07/28/2015 on How did you find FJ? Where... 0
#42 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2015 on (untitled) +12
#54 - galanorth (07/28/2015) [-]
thats muh OC!
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#55 - achphoenix (07/28/2015) [-]
neat
#29 - Scuse me? 07/28/2015 on Meatball +1
#3 - check the audience 07/27/2015 on Still a good deal 0
#6 - yay, i won 07/26/2015 on Pick a color and see which... 0
#23 - not gonna go up and double check my numbers, but i agree w… 07/25/2015 on Real Unpopular Opinions 0
#13 - They make kirby. I buy kirby. Im always happy with kirby. 07/25/2015 on Nintendo 0
#10 - People carry around small traces of minerals in their bodies. … 07/24/2015 on Avatar: Fear the Elements 0
#8 - Chin up, champ. Good times will come again <3  [+] (5 new replies) 07/24/2015 on Anyone? +1
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#14 - batmanbeyonddgrave (07/25/2015) [-]
i'm not the one you were talking to, but...
Thank
:')
#9 - lankyman (07/24/2015) [-]
well, its not a break up, just a long distance relationship
I guess I should return that heart....

>3
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#66 - wanpanman (07/25/2015) [-]
Breaking up isnt fun at all....worst times of my life...
#69 - lankyman (07/25/2015) [-]
You never have to break up with us wanpanman
#71 - wanpanman (07/25/2015) [-]
Its okay now though... I discovered FJ.
#32 - Comment deleted 07/23/2015 on anime 0
#40 - he admits to being gay later, hes just a closet dweller 07/23/2015 on PORN FOR ALL 0
#2803 - dunmer stormcloak. FFS 07/23/2015 on Skyrim Roulette 0
#2802 - **achphoenix used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"** **achphoenix rolls 9,830**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2015 on Skyrim Roulette 0
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#2803 - achphoenix (07/23/2015) [-]
dunmer stormcloak. FFS
#98 - except wii u actually backwards compatible  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2015 on (untitled) 0
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#99 - ottoboys (07/23/2015) [-]
i think xbox will be soon
#659 - you can jump into fury road fine  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2015 on When i thumb up a comment... 0
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#661 - punkeryo (07/22/2015) [-]
have you seen all 4 episodes? like are they all worth watching?
#702 - feck 07/21/2015 on Admin's dating game 0
#700 - **achphoenix used "*roll 1, 1-99*"** **achphoenix rolls 31**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2015 on Admin's dating game 0
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#702 - achphoenix (07/21/2015) [-]
feck
#6 - but i want more... 07/20/2015 on Love/Death 7 (Final) +2
#6 - Toph is love.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2015 on Oh How times have changed +26
#32 - zenler (07/19/2015) [-]
Toph is life.
#31 - why complain about crusaders? 07/17/2015 on get over the 1000yo... +1
#5 - the first ever iPod used a battery built by samsung. That spec… 07/15/2015 on Good customer service 0
#103 - i just wanna say hi  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2015 on The worst person ever +1
#129 - thetrapkiller (07/15/2015) [-]
hi how are ya
#3 - im gonna need source  [+] (4 new replies) 07/13/2015 on Everytime I try ASMR be like 0
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#6 - sxlp (07/14/2015) [-]
The anime is Hibike! Euphonium
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#9 - kovo (07/14/2015) [-]
Would recomend
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#14 - locken (07/14/2015) [-]
What's it about
Looks like it could be creepy
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#24 - kovo (07/14/2015) [-]
It follows a high school band, and focuses on music and competition. Lots of attention to detail and great art.
#4523 - **achphoenix used "*roll 1, male privilege*"** **achphoenix… 07/13/2015 on Your new sex toy 0
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#92 - murrlogic (07/31/2015) [-]
#93 to #92 - achphoenix (08/01/2015) [-]
#94 to #93 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
Why is that brown not wearing her Sato approved attire?

It knows better not to be defiant.
#95 to #94 - achphoenix
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#96 to #95 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
You're so banned.

Much better. Everyone knows women from the Southern Water Tribe are extremely disposable. Their only purpose is to be maids for more powerful successful people and they should be privledged they aren't slaughtered like the vermin that they're.

Northern water benders even agree that the Southern Tribe is the toilet of their race making Korra and Katara pieces of ****.
#97 to #96 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
Please stop. How do you even live like this?
I am literally worried about you.
#106 to #97 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
How can you like me but won't give me a real legit reason

What would you rather I do?
#107 to #106 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
I just... I feel bad cause like. Everyone is just cringing at you silently.
We just try to avoid you.
And it sucks cause you're a nice guy. But **** some of the **** you say and fetishize is just. What the ****.
#108 to #107 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
>Everyone is just cringing at you silently.
>Everyone

That is a very broad statement.

>We just try to avoid you.

There is another one.

>And it sucks cause you're a nice guy.

Why thank you

>But **** some of the **** you say and fetishize is just. What the ****.

What's wrong with it?
#104 to #97 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
Terrible reasoning give me a real answer.
#98 to #97 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
I don't understand.
#99 to #98 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
The whole everything.. your fetishes and obsessions.
I like you, I do. But i just... are you serious? I mean... c'mon. Look at the **** you say.
#100 to #99 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
>I like you, I do.

But you're a random anon

>But i just... are you serious?

I swore an oath from /co/ that I would rewrite all 4 books of LoK all while writing prequels to them as well.

>Look at the **** you say.

What about it?
#101 to #100 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
I'm not a random anon. I'm posting as anon.

Oh my god....


It's just... Man I really don't wanna be rude. But. It's cringey as all hell.
#102 to #101 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]


Wait

why the anon posting?
#105 to #102 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
I don't want you knowing who I am
#103 to #102 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
Cause.
#91 - I Am Monkey (02/06/2015) [-]
Best back the **** off son.
#70 - anon (11/03/2014) [-]
I'm the anon in the night
Guess who I am and win a prize
#71 to #70 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
whydoesthishappen?
#72 to #71 - anon (11/04/2014) [-]
Guess again
#73 to #72 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
grogorvic?
#74 to #73 - anon (11/04/2014) [-]
Have another guess
#75 to #74 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
christineline?
#76 to #75 - anon (11/05/2014) [-]
Okay, I will give you a hint
Think of a word that ends with vel
#77 to #76 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
level
#78 to #77 - anon (11/05/2014) [-]
starts with a J
#79 to #78 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
cant think of any english words that will fit that description
#80 to #79 - anon (11/05/2014) [-]
Who says its and english word and not from the rest of europe?
#81 to #80 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
javel?
#82 to #81 - anon (11/06/2014) [-]
Yes, javel
now, name a specific type of javel
#83 to #82 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
javel sir?
#84 to #83 - anon (11/06/2014) [-]
Okay, time for another clue:
I tend to call you danskjavel
#85 to #84 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
Bäcke for helvete xD
#86 to #85 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
You have discovered my true identity xD
#87 to #86 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
a thousand curses and flæskesteg upon you xD
#88 to #87 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
A thousand? Pfft, going soft?
#89 to #88 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
im generous because i have gotten rid of stresses
#90 to #89 - becke
(11/06/2014) [-]
Hurray, no more stress!
#67 - anon (11/02/2014) [-]
Pølse
#68 to #67 - achphoenix (11/02/2014) [-]
flæskesteg
#69 to #68 - anon (11/02/2014) [-]
rullebør
#65 - chrisstineline (07/15/2014) [-]
Hejsa.
Hejsa.
#66 to #65 - achphoenix (07/15/2014) [-]
dig igen?
#36 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon huggles ach**
#37 to #36 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix purrs** Hello dear, i have missed you.
#38 to #37 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses ach's cheek happily**

Sorry dear.
#39 to #38 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix sneaks his arm around warzon's lower back and draws him closer**

whatever have you been doing today, love?
#40 to #39 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to kiss ach lightly**

Not much I guess
#41 to #40 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
what gender should i imagine you as?
#42 to #41 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
Changeling.
#46 to #42 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix gently touched warz's forehead, before moving his hand down warz's face and placing it by his throat. achphoenix continued kissing warz with held back passion**

you' re here now and thats what matters
#47 to #46 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to purr gently hugging his neck warmly kissing him passionately**
#48 to #47 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix ended the kiss abruptly and bend down to bite warz in the neck, while his hands greedily caressed warz' carapace**
#49 to #48 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to gasp softly stroking down his sides very slowly**

Oh...~
#50 to #49 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix stops the bite to take a deep inhale of warz' scent, and moans thoroughly. achphoenix scratches his nails down warz' chest, stops, and firmly grabs warz' ass**
#51 to #50 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble sharply pressing up against him as warzy began to nibble his neck**
#52 to #51 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix let out a throaty moan and shivered. ach put his leg around warzy, while his hand searched between the changelings hindlegs **
#53 to #52 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to bite my lower lip as he felt both pair of equipment as the changeling squirms sharply**
#55 to #53 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix 's pleasure was becoming too immense, he had to confess. ach´s hand went to warzy's face and his mouth to his ear**

I want you. I need to have you.
#56 to #55 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper back somewhat shamed**

You know I get around...?
#57 to #56 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix looks confused at warzon**
#58 to #57 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
You do realize I get around A lot.
#64 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i only thought of this as harmless cybering... rp...
#62 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
please explain. please
#63 to #62 - warzon
(11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry.
flirt and the next step
#61 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean *get around a lot" ?
#59 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i did not no
#60 to #59 - warzon
(11/30/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
#35 - ihatethings (11/22/2013) [-]
******
#14 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#15 to #14 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
An unexpected visitor.
#16 to #15 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yup -  jeg er et gigantisk creep!    
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep!
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
#17 to #16 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
klaret alle combat med 3 stjerner. stealth senere...
and how did you?...
#18 to #17 - chrisstineline (11/05/2013) [-]
How did I what?
#19 to #18 - achphoenix (11/05/2013) [-]
know?
#20 to #19 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Magic n' stuff.
(du kommenterede noget på en no-fap november, hvor du sagde noget om Batman)
#21 to #20 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
hvem er du?
hvordan ved du også jeg er dansk?
#22 to #21 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Igen: Det skrev du også.
Noget med en "report from Denmark: Day four" osv.
#23 to #22 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
tænkte det nok
#24 to #23 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Så: Hvem er du?
Så: Hvem er du?
#25 to #24 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
en datamatiker studerende.
ti hi fnidder fnis
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder ret fedt!    
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
Det lyder ret fedt!
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
#27 to #26 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
hvordan skulle jeg ellers miste min tid når jeg burde læse?
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det er jo det.    
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
Det er jo det.
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
#29 to #28 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
ingen af delene siger mig noget
ingen af delene siger mig noget
#30 to #29 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
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#31 to #30 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...   
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
#32 to #31 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder også rart - men Hearthstone?
Kører de ikke stadig med closed beta?
#33 to #32 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
Jo de gør
#34 to #33 - chrisstineline
(11/07/2013) [-]
Fedt nok! Er det noget ved?
#9 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hellur. c:
#10 to #9 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
what are you up to?
#11 to #10 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much. :3
#12 to #11 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
#13 to #12 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yowch, that sucks. But I guess at least you;re getting money. c:
#1 - queenchrysalis ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
#2 to #1 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
well hello there
well hello there
#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Hola.
What's up?
#4 to #3 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
should be preparing for exams, instead i am sitting here like a foal
#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
When are the exams?
When are the exams?
#6 to #5 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
next one is in 2 days. Have to defend my report on a machine and electronics project that streched 3,5 months. 12 minutes powerpoint presentation and 8 minutes questions.
#7 to #6 - queenchrysalis ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds difficult.   
You should prepare.
Sounds difficult.
You should prepare.
#8 to #7 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, i have prepared some. We were in groups of 3, people usually picked either electronics or machinery and worked there, i picked electronics.
3-2 days ago i met up with the machine specialist from my/our project and we traded knowledge in both our fields so, we could answer theoretical questions from both teachers.