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#6 - that face when when?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/06/2014 on The comparison between... +1
User avatar #10 - camslayer (07/06/2014) [-]
Its "that feel when"
User avatar #15 - achphoenix (07/06/2014) [-]
my bad. still 2 "when" though
User avatar #325 - camslayer (07/07/2014) [-]
Yes it is still dum
#13 - anonymous (07/06/2014) [-]
that feel when when?
User avatar #14 - camslayer (07/06/2014) [-]
Well it still doesn't make sense with the other when, just thats what TFW means
#9 - anonymous (07/06/2014) [-]
u'd be surprised by how many ppl missuse MFW and TFW.
#4336 - Darn 07/06/2014 on Train, Game +1
#4331 - **achphoenix rolls 6,778**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on Train, Game 0
#4336 - achphoenix (07/06/2014) [-]
Darn
#6 - playing wow with 4 friends? 07/06/2014 on Did you know? 0
#5 - what three continents?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on Simple Comp 6 +1
User avatar #13 - playerdous (07/06/2014) [-]
Asia (japan), North America (USA), and I believe the third part is in Europe or South America. But this is off memory the desc, the last one.
#17 - if people didnt have weapons, it wouldnt be a problem to defen…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/06/2014 on The effect of civilian... -2
User avatar #33 - Maroon (07/06/2014) [-]
If I had to choose between physically fighting off an attacker who will probably surprise me, be bigger than me, and have some kind of weapon and just shooting the fucker in the face, why the fuck would I want to fight him?
User avatar #18 - fireairshot (07/06/2014) [-]
Criminals are still going to get weapons either way. It doesn't matter if they're outlawed or not.
User avatar #69 - GodofTV (07/06/2014) [-]
Criminals are still going to rape either way, It doesn't matter if they're punished or not.
Good enlargement retard.
User avatar #30 - lazypaul (07/06/2014) [-]
Gun crime is rare in the UK because guns are simply harder to get hold of.
#21 - anonymous (07/06/2014) [-]
tbh most criminals wont use the weapon to hurt u. its probs more likely the defender is gna shoot a criminal down. if both parties have guns its more likely i think for an altercation that will kill someone. if only one side has a gun i think its defo safer
User avatar #22 - fireairshot (07/06/2014) [-]
I get where you're coming from but think of it like this.

In a situation where a 155 Pound 5' 5" pregnant woman, let's call her Mary, is attacked by a 220 pound 6' 6" individual, who we'll call Ted, with a pipe, baseball bat, crowbar, etc. what does the Mary need? A firearm, it's a great equalizer. It puts Mary on the same playing field as Ted here. Suddenly an easy target is lobbing .38 caliber chunks of lead and copper at Ted and he has got to make a choice, continue the attack and potentially get ventilated, or take right the fuck off. I think the choice is clear and it's one that was presented solely because Mary had a firearm.

Now to be fair, less strict gun control does make it easier for upcoming criminals to arm themselves. But in the end the amount of armed good guys far surpasses the amount of thugs and gangbangers. This is because of the need to have a clear criminal record when purchasing a legitimate firearm. There will always, always be a way for a criminal to get a gun in the end, however.

By enforcing gun laws all one would be doing is disarming a populace that only wishes to help those in need, protect themselves, or just go to the range and plug some targets.

Hope this response was though out enough to form readable dialogue, I'm rather tired.
User avatar #70 - GodofTV (07/06/2014) [-]
You know what's MUCH more likely than Mary vs Ted? Ted vs 55 elementary school children. I would rather have Mary take her fucking chances, maybe learn self defense, than allow Ted to massacre those children. How many fucking schools have to get shot up before you realized that tired ass argument that you're throwing around isn't how things happen in the real world.
P.S. Guns aren't cool, they are for pussies who don't know how to fight.
User avatar #74 - lilnuggetbob (07/07/2014) [-]
*tips fedora*
#24 - citation needed  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on 'merica +1
User avatar #40 - roflerman (07/06/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#5 - Maersk. swell with pride 07/06/2014 on real trust 0
#680 - Picture 07/05/2014 on Make Admin Mad 0
#1996 - ode to joy in my ass 07/05/2014 on in my ass 0
#24 - surprisingly, he is the only one getting near the orange one 07/05/2014 on May It Never End 0
#13 - muh lower price 07/05/2014 on Wasted +4
#41 - dont suppose we can count the gb, gb color and gb advance toge…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2014 on ps2 mustard race 0
User avatar #42 - besle (07/04/2014) [-]
Well, GB and GB Color is already counted together because they originate from the same generation of consoles, but seeing as Advance was another generation in itself i don't think it count. Why they split up the DS versions, i don't know though, that would probably put it ahead of the PS2.
#34 - gameboy still beats it  [+] (3 new replies) 07/04/2014 on ps2 mustard race 0
User avatar #40 - besle (07/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #41 - achphoenix (07/04/2014) [-]
dont suppose we can count the gb, gb color and gb advance together? hihi?
User avatar #42 - besle (07/04/2014) [-]
Well, GB and GB Color is already counted together because they originate from the same generation of consoles, but seeing as Advance was another generation in itself i don't think it count. Why they split up the DS versions, i don't know though, that would probably put it ahead of the PS2.
#350 - being so closed minded as to think furries cant love people to…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2014 on weird gif battle me u faggots 0
User avatar #351 - sabdoor (07/04/2014) [-]
No man I totally fucking about... I thought you would have got that.
#347 - i am afraid you are unaware of what a furry really is.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/04/2014 on weird gif battle me u faggots 0
#348 - sabdoor (07/04/2014) [-]
Yup. Totally unaware. Im one of those privileged, straight, real-life, human-species loving people and dont really take notice of those lesser than me. Is this slightly better?
#350 - achphoenix (07/04/2014) [-]
being so closed minded as to think furries cant love people too, its just. are you even real?
User avatar #351 - sabdoor (07/04/2014) [-]
No man I totally fucking about... I thought you would have got that.
#345 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 07/04/2014 on weird gif battle me u faggots 0
#346 - sabdoor (07/04/2014) [-]
Here, this is the best porn I could get you on short notice.

User avatar #347 - achphoenix (07/04/2014) [-]
i am afraid you are unaware of what a furry really is.
#348 - sabdoor (07/04/2014) [-]
Yup. Totally unaware. Im one of those privileged, straight, real-life, human-species loving people and dont really take notice of those lesser than me. Is this slightly better?
#350 - achphoenix (07/04/2014) [-]
being so closed minded as to think furries cant love people too, its just. are you even real?
User avatar #351 - sabdoor (07/04/2014) [-]
No man I totally fucking about... I thought you would have got that.
#304 - *improved  [+] (7 new replies) 07/04/2014 on weird gif battle me u faggots +1
User avatar #342 - sabdoor (07/04/2014) [-]
Incest, homosexuality and bestiality. You are one fucked-up furry-lover, my friend
#345 - achphoenix (07/04/2014) [-]
#346 - sabdoor (07/04/2014) [-]
Here, this is the best porn I could get you on short notice.

User avatar #347 - achphoenix (07/04/2014) [-]
i am afraid you are unaware of what a furry really is.
#348 - sabdoor (07/04/2014) [-]
Yup. Totally unaware. Im one of those privileged, straight, real-life, human-species loving people and dont really take notice of those lesser than me. Is this slightly better?
#350 - achphoenix (07/04/2014) [-]
being so closed minded as to think furries cant love people too, its just. are you even real?
User avatar #351 - sabdoor (07/04/2014) [-]
No man I totally fucking about... I thought you would have got that.
#58 - close the gates 07/04/2014 on Allahu Akbørk +1
#317 - im sure thats true. but shouldnt it be self esteem, not countr…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on Rate Yourself 0
#322 - minibeep (07/03/2014) [-]
guess i shouldnt think everyone is a nationalist :p
#308 - Picture 07/03/2014 on Rate Yourself 0
#305 - self esteem should be off the charts....  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Rate Yourself 0
#310 - minibeep (07/03/2014) [-]
i have talked to many muricans and they say they do not belive in their ovn gov and that they are not free and actually farm animals
User avatar #317 - achphoenix (07/03/2014) [-]
im sure thats true. but shouldnt it be self esteem, not country esteem? if that makes sense... average american have high self esteem about themselves?
#322 - minibeep (07/03/2014) [-]
guess i shouldnt think everyone is a nationalist :p
#297 - Picture 07/03/2014 on Rate Yourself 0
#2716 - **achphoenix rolled image ** 07/03/2014 on zombified 10 year olds 0
#4 - i could be mistaken, but his straigth punch with added weight …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Wrath activated 0
User avatar #28 - tehfalconguy (07/03/2014) [-]
Nah, he would have obviously hit confirmed into DP FADC ultra if that were the case Kappa
User avatar #5 - whitelapras (07/03/2014) [-]
or he was just a kid who had enough of being picked on
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User avatar #36 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon huggles ach**
User avatar #37 to #36 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix purrs** Hello dear, i have missed you.
User avatar #38 to #37 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses ach's cheek happily**

Sorry dear.
User avatar #39 to #38 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix sneaks his arm around warzon's lower back and draws him closer**

whatever have you been doing today, love?
User avatar #40 to #39 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to kiss ach lightly**

Not much I guess
User avatar #41 to #40 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
what gender should i imagine you as?
User avatar #42 to #41 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
Changeling.
User avatar #46 to #42 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix gently touched warz's forehead, before moving his hand down warz's face and placing it by his throat. achphoenix continued kissing warz with held back passion**

you' re here now and thats what matters
User avatar #47 to #46 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to purr gently hugging his neck warmly kissing him passionately**
User avatar #48 to #47 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix ended the kiss abruptly and bend down to bite warz in the neck, while his hands greedily caressed warz' carapace**
User avatar #49 to #48 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to gasp softly stroking down his sides very slowly**

Oh...~
User avatar #50 to #49 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix stops the bite to take a deep inhale of warz' scent, and moans thoroughly. achphoenix scratches his nails down warz' chest, stops, and firmly grabs warz' ass**
User avatar #51 to #50 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble sharply pressing up against him as warzy began to nibble his neck**
User avatar #52 to #51 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix let out a throaty moan and shivered. ach put his leg around warzy, while his hand searched between the changelings hindlegs **
User avatar #53 to #52 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to bite my lower lip as he felt both pair of equipment as the changeling squirms sharply**
User avatar #55 to #53 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix 's pleasure was becoming too immense, he had to confess. ach´s hand went to warzy's face and his mouth to his ear**

I want you. I need to have you.
User avatar #56 to #55 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper back somewhat shamed**

You know I get around...?
User avatar #57 to #56 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix looks confused at warzon**
User avatar #58 to #57 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
You do realize I get around A lot.
User avatar #64 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i only thought of this as harmless cybering... rp...
User avatar #62 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
please explain. please
User avatar #63 to #62 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry.
flirt and the next step
User avatar #61 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean *get around a lot" ?
User avatar #59 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i did not no
User avatar #60 to #59 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
#14 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#15 to #14 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
An unexpected visitor.
#16 to #15 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yup -  jeg er et gigantisk creep!    
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep!
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
#17 to #16 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
klaret alle combat med 3 stjerner. stealth senere...
and how did you?...
User avatar #18 to #17 - chrisstineline (11/05/2013) [-]
How did I what?
User avatar #19 to #18 - achphoenix (11/05/2013) [-]
know?
User avatar #20 to #19 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Magic n' stuff.
(du kommenterede noget på en no-fap november, hvor du sagde noget om Batman)
User avatar #21 to #20 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
hvem er du?
hvordan ved du også jeg er dansk?
User avatar #22 to #21 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Igen: Det skrev du også.
Noget med en "report from Denmark: Day four" osv.
User avatar #23 to #22 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
tænkte det nok
#24 to #23 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Så: Hvem er du?
Så: Hvem er du?
#25 to #24 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
en datamatiker studerende.
ti hi fnidder fnis
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder ret fedt!    
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
Det lyder ret fedt!
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
#27 to #26 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
hvordan skulle jeg ellers miste min tid når jeg burde læse?
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det er jo det.    
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
Det er jo det.
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
#29 to #28 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
ingen af delene siger mig noget
ingen af delene siger mig noget
#31 to #30 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...   
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
User avatar #32 to #31 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder også rart - men Hearthstone?
Kører de ikke stadig med closed beta?
User avatar #33 to #32 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
Jo de gør
User avatar #34 to #33 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Fedt nok! Er det noget ved?
User avatar #9 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hellur. c:
#10 to #9 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
what are you up to?
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much. :3
#12 to #11 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yowch, that sucks. But I guess at least you;re getting money. c:
#2 to #1 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
well hello there
well hello there
#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Hola.
What's up?
#4 to #3 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
should be preparing for exams, instead i am sitting here like a foal
#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
When are the exams?
When are the exams?
#6 to #5 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
next one is in 2 days. Have to defend my report on a machine and electronics project that streched 3,5 months. 12 minutes powerpoint presentation and 8 minutes questions.
#7 to #6 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds difficult.   
You should prepare.
Sounds difficult.
You should prepare.
#8 to #7 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, i have prepared some. We were in groups of 3, people usually picked either electronics or machinery and worked there, i picked electronics.
3-2 days ago i met up with the machine specialist from my/our project and we traded knowledge in both our fields so, we could answer theoretical questions from both teachers.
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