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achphoenix

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Date Signed Up:8/18/2011
Last Login:3/28/2015
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Total Comments Made:2966
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#894 - Im so afraid that the recent feminazi movement will cause last…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Let it all out, let FJ be... +3
#896 - thelokihasbeen (03/27/2015) [-]
Don't be afraid. Be mad.
Fear built the wall of china.
Anger turned lemons into grenades.
User avatar #899 - achphoenix (03/27/2015) [-]
problem is, can this be fought with passion?
much points to "stop feeding the trolls" seems to be the only viable strategy one man can take...
User avatar #901 - thelokihasbeen (03/27/2015) [-]
I don't have a viable answer either.
It's no simple fix. Only way to fix it is to have more supporters than them.
Problematically they're blinded to their own irrational hate.
#902 - achphoenix (03/27/2015) [-]
#904 - thelokihasbeen (03/27/2015) [-]
Revel in glorious boobage.
#92 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2015 on lets get some pussy tonight +1
#93 - thewebmaker (03/26/2015) [-]
#7 - i believe in you, Thor 03/25/2015 on Cat 0
#8 - that ******* picture xD 03/25/2015 on Grandma calling during sex +2
#18 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/25/2015 on Directions 0
#23 - phonicghost (03/25/2015) [-]
I was gonna thumb you up, then I had a seizure.
#28 - kibbleking (03/25/2015) [-]
#27 - its her voice actor 03/24/2015 on Yeha Boi 0
#10 - try a whole weekend... sheeiiiiit 03/24/2015 on Randy Marsh is best Randy 0
#2 - Iroh is love 03/23/2015 on oh boy tea am 0
#1 - Iroh is life 03/23/2015 on oh boy tea am 0
#32 - Deep down, you all want to be an Omnibus 03/23/2015 on dankestyoa +1
#31 - Architect. 03/23/2015 on dankestyoa +1
#44 - Picture 03/22/2015 on Let's play the alphabet game 0
#74 - yes please <3 03/20/2015 on Money changes people 0
#73 - im baffled... 03/20/2015 on Money changes people 0
#10 - Picture 03/19/2015 on Its crucial +65
#23 - wolf master race 03/19/2015 on Logic 0
#28 - 115 checking intensifies 03/18/2015 on Check your privilege 0
#9 - no 03/18/2015 on The Top 25 Living Comedians 0
#25 - 67 years  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2015 on Flashy Stats on Government... +8
User avatar #26 - mattyflash (03/18/2015) [-]
Why is that?
#43 - lordlolland (03/18/2015) [-]
Firstly achphoenix is wrong, its 62 years.
Constitution change of 1953 reformed our parliament, removing the upper chamber, the Landsting, and making the lower chamber, the Folketing, the entire parliament.

Other changes included in the constitution of 53:
Introduction of Female inheritance for the Danish throne This prevented King Frederik IX's unpopular brother Prince Knud from becoming king and instead made the eldest of Frederik's daughters, now Queen Margrethe II, first in line to the throne.
A lowering of the voting age to 23 Previously 25, since '78 it has been 18 and making the voting age changeable independent of the constitution.
Making it possible for 1/3rd of the parliament to demand a referendum on a law before it passes.
Ending Greenland's status as a colony and making them a county of the Kingdom of Denmark Greenland later became a constituent country of the kingdom
Chanigng the conditions for referendum on future constitution changes at least 50% of those eligible to vote has to do so and 40% (previously 45%) of those eligible has to vote yes and constitute more than 50% of those actually voting.
The establishment of Folketingets Ombudsmand, a post elected by the Folketing which is charged with investigating claims of maladministration and violations of rights.


Pic related, Folketinget at its opening 2012.
#162 - dark souls 03/18/2015 on Skyrim 0
#35 - i dont own a console. but i still find the wii u more appealin… 03/16/2015 on Wii U 0
#32 - still better than ps4 and xbone.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Wii U +4
#33 - anonymous (03/16/2015) [-]
do you nintendrones think your cute
User avatar #35 - achphoenix (03/16/2015) [-]
i dont own a console. but i still find the wii u more appealing in every aspect.
#11 - thats the joke  [+] (3 new replies) 03/15/2015 on Gendalf & Barlog +18
User avatar #12 - europe (03/15/2015) [-]
Your life is the joke
User avatar #13 - plokix (03/15/2015) [-]
europe is a joke.
#38 - newpulse (03/15/2015) [-]
#38 - i can upload it if you wish  [+] (3 new replies) 03/14/2015 on "hello darkness my old friend" +3
User avatar #43 - danigoro (03/14/2015) [-]
it's uploading
give credit ok?
User avatar #39 - danigoro (03/14/2015) [-]
k
hold on I'm cleaning some parts
damn next/prev buttons
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#36 - im more in for cuddling 03/14/2015 on "hello darkness my old friend" 0

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#92 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi achphoenix! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
User avatar #91 - I Am Monkey (02/06/2015) [-]
Best back the **** off son.
#70 - anonymous (11/03/2014) [-]
I'm the anon in the night
Guess who I am and win a prize
User avatar #71 to #70 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
whydoesthishappen?
#72 to #71 - anonymous (11/04/2014) [-]
Guess again
User avatar #73 to #72 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
grogorvic?
#74 to #73 - anonymous (11/04/2014) [-]
Have another guess
User avatar #75 to #74 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
christineline?
#76 to #75 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
Okay, I will give you a hint
Think of a word that ends with vel
User avatar #77 to #76 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
level
#78 to #77 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
starts with a J
User avatar #79 to #78 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
cant think of any english words that will fit that description
#80 to #79 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
Who says its and english word and not from the rest of europe?
User avatar #81 to #80 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
javel?
#82 to #81 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
Yes, javel
now, name a specific type of javel
User avatar #83 to #82 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
javel sir?
#84 to #83 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
Okay, time for another clue:
I tend to call you danskjavel
User avatar #85 to #84 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
Bäcke for helvete xD
User avatar #86 to #85 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
You have discovered my true identity xD
User avatar #87 to #86 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
a thousand curses and flæskesteg upon you xD
User avatar #88 to #87 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
A thousand? Pfft, going soft?
User avatar #89 to #88 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
im generous because i have gotten rid of stresses
User avatar #90 to #89 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
Hurray, no more stress!
#67 - anonymous (11/02/2014) [-]
Pølse
User avatar #68 to #67 - achphoenix (11/02/2014) [-]
flæskesteg
#69 to #68 - anonymous (11/02/2014) [-]
rullebør
#65 - chrisstineline (07/15/2014) [-]
Hejsa.
Hejsa.
User avatar #36 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon huggles ach**
User avatar #37 to #36 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix purrs** Hello dear, i have missed you.
User avatar #38 to #37 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses ach's cheek happily**

Sorry dear.
User avatar #39 to #38 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix sneaks his arm around warzon's lower back and draws him closer**

whatever have you been doing today, love?
User avatar #40 to #39 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to kiss ach lightly**

Not much I guess
User avatar #41 to #40 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
what gender should i imagine you as?
User avatar #42 to #41 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
Changeling.
User avatar #46 to #42 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix gently touched warz's forehead, before moving his hand down warz's face and placing it by his throat. achphoenix continued kissing warz with held back passion**

you' re here now and thats what matters
User avatar #47 to #46 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to purr gently hugging his neck warmly kissing him passionately**
User avatar #48 to #47 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix ended the kiss abruptly and bend down to bite warz in the neck, while his hands greedily caressed warz' carapace**
User avatar #49 to #48 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to gasp softly stroking down his sides very slowly**

Oh...~
User avatar #50 to #49 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix stops the bite to take a deep inhale of warz' scent, and moans thoroughly. achphoenix scratches his nails down warz' chest, stops, and firmly grabs warz' ass**
User avatar #51 to #50 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble sharply pressing up against him as warzy began to nibble his neck**
User avatar #52 to #51 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix let out a throaty moan and shivered. ach put his leg around warzy, while his hand searched between the changelings hindlegs **
User avatar #53 to #52 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to bite my lower lip as he felt both pair of equipment as the changeling squirms sharply**
User avatar #55 to #53 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix 's pleasure was becoming too immense, he had to confess. ach´s hand went to warzy's face and his mouth to his ear**

I want you. I need to have you.
User avatar #56 to #55 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper back somewhat shamed**

You know I get around...?
User avatar #57 to #56 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix looks confused at warzon**
User avatar #58 to #57 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
You do realize I get around A lot.
User avatar #64 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i only thought of this as harmless cybering... rp...
User avatar #62 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
please explain. please
User avatar #63 to #62 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry.
flirt and the next step
User avatar #61 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean *get around a lot" ?
User avatar #59 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i did not no
User avatar #60 to #59 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
#14 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#15 to #14 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
An unexpected visitor.
#16 to #15 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yup -  jeg er et gigantisk creep!    
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep!
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
#17 to #16 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
klaret alle combat med 3 stjerner. stealth senere...
and how did you?...
User avatar #18 to #17 - chrisstineline (11/05/2013) [-]
How did I what?
User avatar #19 to #18 - achphoenix (11/05/2013) [-]
know?
User avatar #20 to #19 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Magic n' stuff.
(du kommenterede noget på en no-fap november, hvor du sagde noget om Batman)
User avatar #21 to #20 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
hvem er du?
hvordan ved du også jeg er dansk?
User avatar #22 to #21 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Igen: Det skrev du også.
Noget med en "report from Denmark: Day four" osv.
User avatar #23 to #22 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
tænkte det nok
#24 to #23 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Så: Hvem er du?
Så: Hvem er du?
#25 to #24 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
en datamatiker studerende.
ti hi fnidder fnis
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder ret fedt!    
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
Det lyder ret fedt!
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
#27 to #26 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
hvordan skulle jeg ellers miste min tid når jeg burde læse?
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det er jo det.    
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
Det er jo det.
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
#29 to #28 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
ingen af delene siger mig noget
ingen af delene siger mig noget
#31 to #30 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...   
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
User avatar #32 to #31 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder også rart - men Hearthstone?
Kører de ikke stadig med closed beta?
User avatar #33 to #32 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
Jo de gør
User avatar #34 to #33 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Fedt nok! Er det noget ved?
User avatar #9 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hellur. c:
#10 to #9 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
what are you up to?
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much. :3
#12 to #11 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yowch, that sucks. But I guess at least you;re getting money. c:
#2 to #1 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
well hello there
well hello there
#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Hola.
What's up?
#4 to #3 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
should be preparing for exams, instead i am sitting here like a foal
#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
When are the exams?
When are the exams?
#6 to #5 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
next one is in 2 days. Have to defend my report on a machine and electronics project that streched 3,5 months. 12 minutes powerpoint presentation and 8 minutes questions.
#7 to #6 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds difficult.   
You should prepare.
Sounds difficult.
You should prepare.
#8 to #7 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, i have prepared some. We were in groups of 3, people usually picked either electronics or machinery and worked there, i picked electronics.
3-2 days ago i met up with the machine specialist from my/our project and we traded knowledge in both our fields so, we could answer theoretical questions from both teachers.
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