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#131 - both male 12/14/2014 on right to the point +2
#33 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on Teen titans comparison +23
#98 - burpateer (12/14/2014) [-]
Oh dear...
#40 - M0AR!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on The Last Gay Avatar Post +1
#114 - icverano (12/16/2014) [-]
#15 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2014 on right to the point +9
User avatar #70 - ridivey (12/14/2014) [-]
i never understood either of their genders
User avatar #131 - achphoenix (12/14/2014) [-]
both male
User avatar #41 - youhgee (12/14/2014) [-]
I liked that.How to train your dragon 2 is my version of back door sluts 9.
#12 - yes 12/12/2014 on Liv Tyler is just... +3
#34 - just saying what he said. "jeg er for gammel." = &q…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2014 on Two words 0
User avatar #82 - feelythefeel (12/12/2014) [-]
I know, I'm just saying that's a fault of the dub.
#7 - in the danish translation he says "i am too old" wh…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/11/2014 on Two words +120
User avatar #110 - lawuser (12/12/2014) [-]
"Pension".
User avatar #109 - niggernazi (12/12/2014) [-]
No one gives a shit about your retarded country faggot
#116 - zentertainments (12/12/2014) [-]
such a tough cunt m8...
#17 - isbak (12/11/2014) [-]
"Jeg er pensioneret" do you even danish!
#18 - tjilaz (12/11/2014) [-]
Men han siger "jeg er for gammel"
Do you even read.
User avatar #91 - zwaxor (12/12/2014) [-]
Han siger "Jeg er holdt op" in English: "I am done/have stopped"

Still four words, but dude, get your Disney right.
#21 - isbak (12/11/2014) [-]
Apparently not
User avatar #13 - feelythefeel (12/11/2014) [-]
But he isn't old. He's middle aged. He just didn't like training people anymore.
User avatar #34 - achphoenix (12/11/2014) [-]
just saying what he said. "jeg er for gammel." = "i am too old"
User avatar #82 - feelythefeel (12/12/2014) [-]
I know, I'm just saying that's a fault of the dub.
#40 - yeah, because sweden and denmark are poor -.- 12/10/2014 on God fucking dammit Norway. 0
#34 - i work at a place where i have to make backups of computers us…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2014 on Kids today 0
User avatar #54 - feelythefeel (12/11/2014) [-]
America's nuclear weapons program uses floppy disks.
#30 - When EA kills mass effect by telling Bioware to release it bef… 12/09/2014 on Why? +2
#50 - like saying we should burn smart people for being witches 12/09/2014 on Animal born in a human body +2
#17 - well then.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2014 on How I set the mood 0
#18 - animesource (12/08/2014) [-]
Well, it scored almost 7.5 on MAL so it shouldn't be bad.
After all there isn't that much anime above 8.
#15 - worth a watch or just senseless fanservice?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/08/2014 on How I set the mood 0
#16 - animesource (12/08/2014) [-]
There is a bit story with a lot fanservice.
It's been awhile since I've watched this anime, but I think it doesn't have much nudity. It's mostly kissing.

Summed up it goes like this: this guy gets power to kill Gods, but in order to do that he has to know their history. Fastest way to communicate history from person to person is through kiss. Towards the end he's making out with 5 or 6 girls and one of them isn't even human.
User avatar #17 - achphoenix (12/08/2014) [-]
well then.
#18 - animesource (12/08/2014) [-]
Well, it scored almost 7.5 on MAL so it shouldn't be bad.
After all there isn't that much anime above 8.
#319 - exactly my thoughts, i recognize the guards uniforms to be roy… 12/08/2014 on Disney Princess 0
#3 - i came... 12/08/2014 on Artorias +1
#307 - Norway? [Citation needed]  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2014 on Disney Princess 0
User avatar #318 - tvfreakuk (12/08/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure it should be Denmark. Whenever a fairytale destination isn't explicitly stated in the book, what I've seen is people say that the characters and setting are where the author was from. In the case of H.C. Andersen, this would be Denmark; not Norway.

It's not the only inaccuracy in the post anyway, so it's hardly surprising. A few examples that I can see:
Kida isn't Caucasian
Elsa's hair is white like Kida's, not blonde.
We don't know what happened to Jane's mother, but we know her father is alive.
Anna isn't single at the end of Frozen.
Cinderella wore pants in 'Cinderella 3: A Twist In Time'
Snow White's character skills don't include singing, and Rapunzel only has cooking when Rapunzel is also good at sewing, cleaning and singing (heck, she even had a song at the start of the film where we see her do all these things - and an important aspect of her magical ability has a lot to do with singing)

User avatar #319 - achphoenix (12/08/2014) [-]
exactly my thoughts, i recognize the guards uniforms to be royal danish soldiers of the 1600
#10 - same 12/05/2014 on Wii U has no games 0
#1 - are you kidding? i would love this.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on It’s The Intention That... +420
User avatar #28 - hockeycrazysteve (12/05/2014) [-]
nice pick
#6 - wisdom, intelligence AND knowledge.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Wisdom is not the same as... -1
#14 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
Wisdom and intelligence(as in problem solving and outside thinking skills) are more or less the same thing. Any example of intelligence (that does not involve knowledge) can be used as an example of wisdom and vice versa.
#22 - Stevethewizard (12/05/2014) [-]
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not including tomatoes in a "chocolate covered fruit" basket.
#39 - anonymous (12/06/2014) [-]
Incorrect. KNOWING something would be knowledge.
User avatar #31 - techjoker (12/05/2014) [-]
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, intelligence is understanding why tomato is a fruit.
#339 - add feel button  [+] (4 new replies) 12/04/2014 on FJ needs a thumb +26
#356 - altari (12/04/2014) [-]
I agree. Something like this.
User avatar #556 - chasematic (12/05/2014) [-]
YESSS! PLEASE!

I came.
#385 - aperturepony (12/05/2014) [-]
Sticky this one please
User avatar #365 - hashtronaut (12/04/2014) [-]
This. Admin, don't fuck up a good thing. I like the thumb buttons. But, adding a little + that brings up bonus options like this would bring a lot of new life to the site.


Maybe a rage button as well? Some kind of "look at all that funny" option for posts with boobs and such.

I dunno, just shooting in the dark here but I definitely think additional voting options is a better idea than changing how the thumbs look (plus, if you change the thumbs you just made every thumb gif obsolete)
#18 - swell with honesty 12/03/2014 on Nordic Master Race +1
#3 - Picture 12/02/2014 on To all "lover" accounts +4
#1 - workers compensation pls  [+] (4 new replies) 11/29/2014 on angry supervisor monkey... +22
User avatar #3 - demandsgayversion (11/29/2014) [-]
Was the hand wiping thing from Planet of the Apes legit? It looks like that's what it's doing.
#2 - reaperslayer (11/29/2014) [-]
#4 - allahrules (11/29/2014) [-]
I love this office managing gorilla template
ITs a great template
#5 - anonymous (11/29/2014) [-]
that's not a gorilla.
#17 - Swell with Wulffmorgenthaler 11/29/2014 on More Truth Facts 0
#74 - FUN FACT: A good portion of the british women actually chose t… 11/29/2014 on Well That Explains a Lot 0
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#70 - anonymous (11/03/2014) [-]
I'm the anon in the night
Guess who I am and win a prize
User avatar #71 to #70 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
whydoesthishappen?
#72 to #71 - anonymous (11/04/2014) [-]
Guess again
User avatar #73 to #72 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
grogorvic?
#74 to #73 - anonymous (11/04/2014) [-]
Have another guess
User avatar #75 to #74 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
christineline?
#76 to #75 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
Okay, I will give you a hint
Think of a word that ends with vel
User avatar #77 to #76 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
level
#78 to #77 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
starts with a J
User avatar #79 to #78 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
cant think of any english words that will fit that description
#80 to #79 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
Who says its and english word and not from the rest of europe?
User avatar #81 to #80 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
javel?
#82 to #81 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
Yes, javel
now, name a specific type of javel
User avatar #83 to #82 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
javel sir?
#84 to #83 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
Okay, time for another clue:
I tend to call you danskjavel
User avatar #85 to #84 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
Bäcke for helvete xD
User avatar #86 to #85 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
You have discovered my true identity xD
User avatar #87 to #86 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
a thousand curses and flæskesteg upon you xD
User avatar #88 to #87 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
A thousand? Pfft, going soft?
User avatar #89 to #88 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
im generous because i have gotten rid of stresses
User avatar #90 to #89 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
Hurray, no more stress!
#67 - anonymous (11/02/2014) [-]
Pølse
User avatar #68 to #67 - achphoenix (11/02/2014) [-]
flæskesteg
#69 to #68 - anonymous (11/02/2014) [-]
rullebør
#65 - chrisstineline (07/15/2014) [-]
Hejsa.
Hejsa.
User avatar #36 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon huggles ach**
User avatar #37 to #36 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix purrs** Hello dear, i have missed you.
User avatar #38 to #37 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses ach's cheek happily**

Sorry dear.
User avatar #39 to #38 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix sneaks his arm around warzon's lower back and draws him closer**

whatever have you been doing today, love?
User avatar #40 to #39 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to kiss ach lightly**

Not much I guess
User avatar #41 to #40 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
what gender should i imagine you as?
User avatar #42 to #41 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
Changeling.
User avatar #46 to #42 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix gently touched warz's forehead, before moving his hand down warz's face and placing it by his throat. achphoenix continued kissing warz with held back passion**

you' re here now and thats what matters
User avatar #47 to #46 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to purr gently hugging his neck warmly kissing him passionately**
User avatar #48 to #47 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix ended the kiss abruptly and bend down to bite warz in the neck, while his hands greedily caressed warz' carapace**
User avatar #49 to #48 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to gasp softly stroking down his sides very slowly**

Oh...~
User avatar #50 to #49 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix stops the bite to take a deep inhale of warz' scent, and moans thoroughly. achphoenix scratches his nails down warz' chest, stops, and firmly grabs warz' ass**
User avatar #51 to #50 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble sharply pressing up against him as warzy began to nibble his neck**
User avatar #52 to #51 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix let out a throaty moan and shivered. ach put his leg around warzy, while his hand searched between the changelings hindlegs **
User avatar #53 to #52 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to bite my lower lip as he felt both pair of equipment as the changeling squirms sharply**
User avatar #55 to #53 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix 's pleasure was becoming too immense, he had to confess. ach´s hand went to warzy's face and his mouth to his ear**

I want you. I need to have you.
User avatar #56 to #55 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper back somewhat shamed**

You know I get around...?
User avatar #57 to #56 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix looks confused at warzon**
User avatar #58 to #57 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
You do realize I get around A lot.
User avatar #64 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i only thought of this as harmless cybering... rp...
User avatar #62 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
please explain. please
User avatar #63 to #62 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry.
flirt and the next step
User avatar #61 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean *get around a lot" ?
User avatar #59 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i did not no
User avatar #60 to #59 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
#14 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#15 to #14 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
An unexpected visitor.
#16 to #15 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yup -  jeg er et gigantisk creep!    
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep!
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
#17 to #16 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
klaret alle combat med 3 stjerner. stealth senere...
and how did you?...
User avatar #18 to #17 - chrisstineline (11/05/2013) [-]
How did I what?
User avatar #19 to #18 - achphoenix (11/05/2013) [-]
know?
User avatar #20 to #19 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Magic n' stuff.
(du kommenterede noget på en no-fap november, hvor du sagde noget om Batman)
User avatar #21 to #20 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
hvem er du?
hvordan ved du også jeg er dansk?
User avatar #22 to #21 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Igen: Det skrev du også.
Noget med en "report from Denmark: Day four" osv.
User avatar #23 to #22 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
tænkte det nok
#24 to #23 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Så: Hvem er du?
Så: Hvem er du?
#25 to #24 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
en datamatiker studerende.
ti hi fnidder fnis
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder ret fedt!    
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
Det lyder ret fedt!
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
#27 to #26 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
hvordan skulle jeg ellers miste min tid når jeg burde læse?
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det er jo det.    
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
Det er jo det.
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
#29 to #28 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
ingen af delene siger mig noget
ingen af delene siger mig noget
#31 to #30 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...   
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
User avatar #32 to #31 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder også rart - men Hearthstone?
Kører de ikke stadig med closed beta?
User avatar #33 to #32 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
Jo de gør
User avatar #34 to #33 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Fedt nok! Er det noget ved?
User avatar #9 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hellur. c:
#10 to #9 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
what are you up to?
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much. :3
#12 to #11 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yowch, that sucks. But I guess at least you;re getting money. c:
#2 to #1 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
well hello there
well hello there
#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Hola.
What's up?
#4 to #3 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
should be preparing for exams, instead i am sitting here like a foal
#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
When are the exams?
When are the exams?
#6 to #5 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
next one is in 2 days. Have to defend my report on a machine and electronics project that streched 3,5 months. 12 minutes powerpoint presentation and 8 minutes questions.
#7 to #6 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds difficult.   
You should prepare.
Sounds difficult.
You should prepare.
#8 to #7 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, i have prepared some. We were in groups of 3, people usually picked either electronics or machinery and worked there, i picked electronics.
3-2 days ago i met up with the machine specialist from my/our project and we traded knowledge in both our fields so, we could answer theoretical questions from both teachers.
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