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#5 - every other country with lower alcohol age seems to be doing f…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2014 on Title -1
User avatar #17 - demigodofmadness (01/02/2014) [-]
I know and I agree it should be lower I'm just presenting the actual reasoning behind the law, I'm really tired of seeing this specific argument.
#10 - flapz (01/02/2014) [-]
better*
#4 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 01/02/2014 on Oh Satan +11
User avatar #7 - championofglaceon (01/02/2014) [-]
"It's Sateen actually"
#11 - kanatana (01/02/2014) [-]
Take this with you.
#17 - championofglaceon (01/03/2014) [-]
Thanks man.
User avatar #18 - kanatana (01/03/2014) [-]
No problem at all.
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#425 - but i doubt anyone is a proud non-reader  [+] (9 new replies) 01/01/2014 on It's a sad that he is is... 0
#427 - grampian (01/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #426 - bananarchy (01/01/2014) [-]
Point taken, but Kanye knows that he can say whatever the fuck he wants, because he is extremely wealthy and won't lose any sleep over it
He also continues to produce amazing music to this day, he's probably the best rapper of all time
#445 - smegmatron (01/02/2014) [-]
>He also continues to produce amazing music to this day, he's probably the best rapper of all time

You high or something?
User avatar #446 - bananarchy (01/02/2014) [-]
No
He's highly regarded in the rap community as one of the best rappers of all time
#447 - smegmatron (01/02/2014) [-]
Oh, i thought you meant by people in general, that's ok then.
If rap wants to follow him and become even more terrible i'm not gonna argue.
User avatar #448 - bananarchy (01/02/2014) [-]
Why do you think rap is terrible?
#449 - smegmatron (01/02/2014) [-]
It's mostly just idiots "singing" about the following

>Whores.
>Guns
>Drugs
>Gangs
>Crime
>Sex
>Money obtained through any of the topics above.
User avatar #450 - bananarchy (01/02/2014) [-]
No, that's wrong
That's just something people who have never really listened to rap say
You people completely dismiss the entire genre because you're so close minded you're scared of new ideas
The only rappers who are like that are people like Lil Wayne, who you people think is the face of the hiphop community
Also, I'm guessing you listen to rock? As if rock artists have never sang about whores, guns, drugs, crime or sex.
#451 - smegmatron (01/02/2014) [-]
> It's mostly just idiots "singing" about the following

I never said rock artists didn't sing about that stuff and i know there are.

I know there are rap artists that sing about more decent stuff the same way in any genre there are people that sing about stupid shit and people that make decent songs.
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#26 - the worst argument my friend has proposed: "D stands … 12/29/2013 on Which one are you 0
#207 - Capitalist scum will pay! 12/27/2013 on Why Not? 0
#134 - brother, i have found you  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2013 on Why Not? 0
User avatar #158 - oppenheimer (12/27/2013) [-]
Let's conquer America comrade
#207 - achphoenix (12/27/2013) [-]
Capitalist scum will pay!
#133 - Comment deleted 12/27/2013 on Why Not? 0
#77 - Picture 12/27/2013 on Why Not? 0
#75 - synes nok det så bekendt ud  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2013 on Why Not? 0
User avatar #80 - boblywop (12/27/2013) [-]
Uha, du fandt mig.
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#10 - Close, but safe  [+] (9 new replies) 12/22/2013 on Stolen Flag +17
#38 - robatic (12/23/2013) [-]
Danskjääävlar
User avatar #15 - pureevil (12/22/2013) [-]
Considering they took OUR flag, we should sue them for all the oil they tricked from us.
User avatar #22 - NolanNasty (12/22/2013) [-]
you gave it to us!!!
User avatar #27 - pureevil (12/22/2013) [-]
NO, you tricked a drunk minister into signing a contract, that's TAKING WHAT ISNT YOURS!
User avatar #28 - NolanNasty (12/22/2013) [-]
he signed it... twas legal and you KNOW IT!!!!... besides, we love you guise, so don't be mad =]
User avatar #29 - pureevil (12/22/2013) [-]
You took our oil millions and yet we can't be mad at you.
God damnit.

Stupid minister....
User avatar #32 - NolanNasty (12/22/2013) [-]
yea, you guise are great

Billions btw
User avatar #34 - pureevil (12/22/2013) [-]
FU
User avatar #39 - darkandbrooding (12/23/2013) [-]
Don't worry about it, fellow dane! We still got Greenland to exploit.
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#93 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2013 on with fire +1
#118 - TheForbiddenOne (12/20/2013) [-]
My apologies. It seems I posted hat picture without seeing that it had already been posted.
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#15 - if you watch the series, you wont like her for much longer 12/16/2013 on pornhub logic +1
#11 - trueblood  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2013 on pornhub logic 0
#12 - anonymous (12/16/2013) [-]
Thank you, she is REALLY attractive.
User avatar #15 - achphoenix (12/16/2013) [-]
if you watch the series, you wont like her for much longer
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User avatar #36 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon huggles ach**
User avatar #37 to #36 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix purrs** Hello dear, i have missed you.
User avatar #38 to #37 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses ach's cheek happily**

Sorry dear.
User avatar #39 to #38 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix sneaks his arm around warzon's lower back and draws him closer**

whatever have you been doing today, love?
User avatar #40 to #39 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to kiss ach lightly**

Not much I guess
User avatar #41 to #40 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
what gender should i imagine you as?
User avatar #42 to #41 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
Changeling.
User avatar #46 to #42 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix gently touched warz's forehead, before moving his hand down warz's face and placing it by his throat. achphoenix continued kissing warz with held back passion**

you' re here now and thats what matters
User avatar #47 to #46 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to purr gently hugging his neck warmly kissing him passionately**
User avatar #48 to #47 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix ended the kiss abruptly and bend down to bite warz in the neck, while his hands greedily caressed warz' carapace**
User avatar #49 to #48 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to gasp softly stroking down his sides very slowly**

Oh...~
User avatar #50 to #49 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix stops the bite to take a deep inhale of warz' scent, and moans thoroughly. achphoenix scratches his nails down warz' chest, stops, and firmly grabs warz' ass**
User avatar #51 to #50 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble sharply pressing up against him as warzy began to nibble his neck**
User avatar #52 to #51 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix let out a throaty moan and shivered. ach put his leg around warzy, while his hand searched between the changelings hindlegs **
User avatar #53 to #52 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to bite my lower lip as he felt both pair of equipment as the changeling squirms sharply**
User avatar #55 to #53 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix 's pleasure was becoming too immense, he had to confess. ach´s hand went to warzy's face and his mouth to his ear**

I want you. I need to have you.
User avatar #56 to #55 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper back somewhat shamed**

You know I get around...?
User avatar #57 to #56 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix looks confused at warzon**
User avatar #58 to #57 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
You do realize I get around A lot.
User avatar #64 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i only thought of this as harmless cybering... rp...
User avatar #62 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
please explain. please
User avatar #63 to #62 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry.
flirt and the next step
User avatar #61 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean *get around a lot" ?
User avatar #59 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i did not no
User avatar #60 to #59 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
#14 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#15 to #14 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
An unexpected visitor.
#16 to #15 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yup -  jeg er et gigantisk creep!    
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep!
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
#17 to #16 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
klaret alle combat med 3 stjerner. stealth senere...
and how did you?...
User avatar #18 to #17 - chrisstineline (11/05/2013) [-]
How did I what?
User avatar #19 to #18 - achphoenix (11/05/2013) [-]
know?
User avatar #20 to #19 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Magic n' stuff.
(du kommenterede noget på en no-fap november, hvor du sagde noget om Batman)
User avatar #21 to #20 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
hvem er du?
hvordan ved du også jeg er dansk?
User avatar #22 to #21 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Igen: Det skrev du også.
Noget med en "report from Denmark: Day four" osv.
User avatar #23 to #22 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
tænkte det nok
#24 to #23 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Så: Hvem er du?
Så: Hvem er du?
#25 to #24 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
en datamatiker studerende.
ti hi fnidder fnis
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder ret fedt!    
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
Det lyder ret fedt!
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
#27 to #26 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
hvordan skulle jeg ellers miste min tid når jeg burde læse?
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det er jo det.    
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
Det er jo det.
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
#29 to #28 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
ingen af delene siger mig noget
ingen af delene siger mig noget
#31 to #30 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...   
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
User avatar #32 to #31 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder også rart - men Hearthstone?
Kører de ikke stadig med closed beta?
User avatar #33 to #32 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
Jo de gør
User avatar #34 to #33 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Fedt nok! Er det noget ved?
User avatar #9 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hellur. c:
#10 to #9 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
what are you up to?
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much. :3
#12 to #11 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yowch, that sucks. But I guess at least you;re getting money. c:
#2 to #1 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
well hello there
well hello there
#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Hola.
What's up?
#4 to #3 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
should be preparing for exams, instead i am sitting here like a foal
#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
When are the exams?
When are the exams?
#6 to #5 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
next one is in 2 days. Have to defend my report on a machine and electronics project that streched 3,5 months. 12 minutes powerpoint presentation and 8 minutes questions.
#7 to #6 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds difficult.   
You should prepare.
Sounds difficult.
You should prepare.
#8 to #7 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, i have prepared some. We were in groups of 3, people usually picked either electronics or machinery and worked there, i picked electronics.
3-2 days ago i met up with the machine specialist from my/our project and we traded knowledge in both our fields so, we could answer theoretical questions from both teachers.
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