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Date Signed Up:8/18/2011
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#7 - implying im implying anything  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2015 on Rub it in 0
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#8 - bigbuttjackson (12/11/2015) [-]
>Imblynig
#69 - Landwide Annual Netdating 12/10/2015 on This is me but with music 0
#46 - I read that post. Dont worry. Im just really a fan of the …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2015 on Undertale comp +6
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#52 - lemanrouste (12/10/2015) [-]
So is fishanon
#20 - Double the hats, double the fun 12/10/2015 on admins quality hatting skills 0
#3 - I wish it was like that here. Say a prayer and get assistance 12/10/2015 on Captain Hammer is best Captain +1
#14 - ****... i was so good at that as a kid... now my brain is comp…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2015 on Maths +1
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#15 - mylazy (12/10/2015) [-]
I have a similar problem.

Except I still come up with an answer instantly. I am just never really sure whether it is right anymore.
#8 - totally underrated comment  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2015 on Based China +10
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#57 - strangesir (12/11/2015) [-]
Maybe it was underrated at the time you commented, but now it has 215+ thumbs. Why comment on a seconds-ago comment that is "underrated" if it's basically not even rated yet??
#32 - shut up Frodo 12/10/2015 on This is me but with music +9
#24 - You wanna ******* go?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2015 on This is me but with music +1
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#31 - lolzordz (12/10/2015) [-]
Mind Sphere and Simulation Cube fight to the death

meanwhile im here with my Nintendo Poo
#36 - i ******* love Undyne  [+] (3 new replies) 12/10/2015 on Undertale comp +3
#45 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
hope u don't masturbate to fishoil.
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#46 - achphoenix (12/10/2015) [-]
I read that post. Dont worry.
Im just really a fan of the character.
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#52 - lemanrouste (12/10/2015) [-]
So is fishanon
#21 - Actwually, it was only the older models FD-12 and FD-22, since…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2015 on This is me but with music +17
#22 - dreadric (12/10/2015) [-]
I think I'll just sell all this tchnology and go back to my old pc and laptop from 2015, someone wants to buy a mind sphere, and a new quantum computer, and this waifu simulator 2060?
#19 - >2064 >Not lugging around a 40kg uranium isotope pow…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/10/2015 on This is me but with music +40
#51 - fecal (12/10/2015) [-]
>2064
>LAN
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#69 - achphoenix (12/10/2015) [-]
Landwide Annual Netdating
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#20 - borderlineparanoid (12/10/2015) [-]
>quantom computer

you know they were outlawed in 2039, enjoy Cryo-Prison pleb.
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#21 - achphoenix (12/10/2015) [-]
Actwually, it was only the older models FD-12 and FD-22, since they had the fatal flaw of not having a built in hivemind auto thinking-corrector relay, to save production costs. But the newer iDrool, Galaxy Box 37s and 4th dimensional Surface(c) 10.2063 has fixed that issue, so no accidental free thought slips through.
#22 - dreadric (12/10/2015) [-]
I think I'll just sell all this tchnology and go back to my old pc and laptop from 2015, someone wants to buy a mind sphere, and a new quantum computer, and this waifu simulator 2060?
#17 - consoles may rise and fall, but pc is forever.... also jus…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/10/2015 on This is me but with music +36
#23 - muffincannibal (12/10/2015) [-]
Simulation Cube is way better.
#24 - achphoenix (12/10/2015) [-]
You wanna fucking go?
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#31 - lolzordz (12/10/2015) [-]
Mind Sphere and Simulation Cube fight to the death

meanwhile im here with my Nintendo Poo
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#18 - borderlineparanoid (12/10/2015) [-]
>2065
>not having the MIND SPHERE implant chip
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#19 - achphoenix (12/10/2015) [-]
>2064
>Not lugging around a 40kg uranium isotope powered quantom computer on your back to every LAN.
#51 - fecal (12/10/2015) [-]
>2064
>LAN
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#69 - achphoenix (12/10/2015) [-]
Landwide Annual Netdating
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#20 - borderlineparanoid (12/10/2015) [-]
>quantom computer

you know they were outlawed in 2039, enjoy Cryo-Prison pleb.
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#21 - achphoenix (12/10/2015) [-]
Actwually, it was only the older models FD-12 and FD-22, since they had the fatal flaw of not having a built in hivemind auto thinking-corrector relay, to save production costs. But the newer iDrool, Galaxy Box 37s and 4th dimensional Surface(c) 10.2063 has fixed that issue, so no accidental free thought slips through.
#22 - dreadric (12/10/2015) [-]
I think I'll just sell all this tchnology and go back to my old pc and laptop from 2015, someone wants to buy a mind sphere, and a new quantum computer, and this waifu simulator 2060?
#30 - Picture 12/10/2015 on Procrastinators power 0
#26 - well, not in his "true form" 12/09/2015 on Undertale, Merry Christmas 0
#5 - i see  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2015 on (untitled) 0
#6 - myjunk (12/09/2015) [-]
You can see a lot of things but there's no female nipples
Shame on you for getting my content b&
#6 - Comment deleted 12/09/2015 on Christ-chan +3
#5 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2015 on Christ-chan +13
#7 - chilloutdude Comment deleted by achphoenix
#2 - i see female nipples  [+] (5 new replies) 12/09/2015 on (untitled) 0
#4 - myjunk (12/09/2015) [-]
No you don't, that's a dude.
You can check a longer version here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ
(this one contains nipples though)
#13 - benadryl (12/09/2015) [-]
fucking art
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#5 - achphoenix (12/09/2015) [-]
i see
#6 - myjunk (12/09/2015) [-]
You can see a lot of things but there's no female nipples
Shame on you for getting my content b&
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#3 - helpful (12/09/2015) [-]
thats a guy
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 12/09/2015 on Christ-chan +26
#4 - chilloutdude Comment deleted by achphoenix
#5 - achphoenix Comment deleted by achphoenix
#7 - chilloutdude Comment deleted by achphoenix
#2 - Comment deleted 12/09/2015 on Disney raptors +4
#5 - One whole minute of Hanna Barbara 12/09/2015 on Nostalgia Express 0
#11 - when he died. but time has passed  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2015 on Undertale, Merry Christmas +1
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#25 - psykobear (12/09/2015) [-]
>>#24
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#26 - achphoenix (12/09/2015) [-]
well, not in his "true form"
#2 - this is a bit scary... thinking back my physics teacher switch…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/08/2015 on Mr. Feeny..? +129
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#26 - greatdanesrock (12/09/2015) [-]
my history teacher got arrested for fucking a student... goodbye Mr.Depuydt
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#21 - zaxzwim (12/09/2015) [-]
i bet he was all like "ahh shit not this fag again"
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#3 - normiefag (12/08/2015) [-]
My physics teacher was arrested and isn't allowed to work with kids any more
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#12 - arandomjunker (12/08/2015) [-]
My computer applications teacher just got arrested for soliciting prostitution, he was pretty chill tho sad to see him go
#24 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
why would they let him go for something he did that has nothing to do with school? Its not like teachers contribute or change lives or anything.
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#8 - shadowpieman (12/08/2015) [-]
You live in texas?
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#9 - normiefag (12/08/2015) [-]
Nay, I'm a brit yo
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#10 - shadowpieman (12/08/2015) [-]
Gotcha, i knew a physics teacher back in texas that had the same thing happen to him. Though it might have been Chem or something, it happened a few years ago.
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#4 - protomanrulezz (12/08/2015) [-]
Did he get... physical with them?
#7 - kondo (12/08/2015) [-]
#5 - commencingfailure (12/08/2015) [-]
#6 - batmanbeyonddgrave (12/08/2015) [-]
i think i know what happened
#8 - and the judgement of a 10 year old 12/08/2015 on The Invisible Man +2
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#92 - murrlogic (07/31/2015) [-]
#93 to #92 - achphoenix ONLINE (08/01/2015) [-]
#94 to #93 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
Why is that brown not wearing her Sato approved attire?

It knows better not to be defiant.
#95 to #94 - achphoenix ONLINE
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#96 to #95 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
You're so banned.

Much better. Everyone knows women from the Southern Water Tribe are extremely disposable. Their only purpose is to be maids for more powerful successful people and they should be privledged they aren't slaughtered like the vermin that they're.

Northern water benders even agree that the Southern Tribe is the toilet of their race making Korra and Katara pieces of ****.
#97 to #96 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
Please stop. How do you even live like this?
I am literally worried about you.
#106 to #97 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
How can you like me but won't give me a real legit reason

What would you rather I do?
#107 to #106 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
I just... I feel bad cause like. Everyone is just cringing at you silently.
We just try to avoid you.
And it sucks cause you're a nice guy. But **** some of the **** you say and fetishize is just. What the ****.
#108 to #107 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
>Everyone is just cringing at you silently.
>Everyone

That is a very broad statement.

>We just try to avoid you.

There is another one.

>And it sucks cause you're a nice guy.

Why thank you

>But **** some of the **** you say and fetishize is just. What the ****.

What's wrong with it?
#104 to #97 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
Terrible reasoning give me a real answer.
#98 to #97 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
I don't understand.
#99 to #98 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
The whole everything.. your fetishes and obsessions.
I like you, I do. But i just... are you serious? I mean... c'mon. Look at the **** you say.
#100 to #99 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
>I like you, I do.

But you're a random anon

>But i just... are you serious?

I swore an oath from /co/ that I would rewrite all 4 books of LoK all while writing prequels to them as well.

>Look at the **** you say.

What about it?
#101 to #100 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
I'm not a random anon. I'm posting as anon.

Oh my god....


It's just... Man I really don't wanna be rude. But. It's cringey as all hell.
#102 to #101 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]


Wait

why the anon posting?
#105 to #102 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
I don't want you knowing who I am
#103 to #102 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
Cause.
#91 - I Am Monkey (02/06/2015) [-]
Best back the **** off son.
#70 - anon (11/03/2014) [-]
I'm the anon in the night
Guess who I am and win a prize
#71 to #70 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
whydoesthishappen?
#72 to #71 - anon (11/04/2014) [-]
Guess again
#73 to #72 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
grogorvic?
#74 to #73 - anon (11/04/2014) [-]
Have another guess
#75 to #74 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
christineline?
#76 to #75 - anon (11/05/2014) [-]
Okay, I will give you a hint
Think of a word that ends with vel
#77 to #76 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/05/2014) [-]
level
#78 to #77 - anon (11/05/2014) [-]
starts with a J
#79 to #78 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/05/2014) [-]
cant think of any english words that will fit that description
#80 to #79 - anon (11/05/2014) [-]
Who says its and english word and not from the rest of europe?
#81 to #80 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/05/2014) [-]
javel?
#82 to #81 - anon (11/06/2014) [-]
Yes, javel
now, name a specific type of javel
#83 to #82 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
javel sir?
#84 to #83 - anon (11/06/2014) [-]
Okay, time for another clue:
I tend to call you danskjavel
#85 to #84 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
Bäcke for helvete xD
#86 to #85 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
You have discovered my true identity xD
#87 to #86 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
a thousand curses and flæskesteg upon you xD
#88 to #87 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
A thousand? Pfft, going soft?
#89 to #88 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
im generous because i have gotten rid of stresses
#90 to #89 - becke
(11/06/2014) [-]
Hurray, no more stress!
#67 - anon (11/02/2014) [-]
Pølse
#68 to #67 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/02/2014) [-]
flæskesteg
#69 to #68 - anon (11/02/2014) [-]
rullebør
#65 - chrisstineline (07/15/2014) [-]
Hejsa.
Hejsa.
#66 to #65 - achphoenix ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
dig igen?
#36 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon huggles ach**
#37 to #36 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix purrs** Hello dear, i have missed you.
#38 to #37 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses ach's cheek happily**

Sorry dear.
#39 to #38 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix sneaks his arm around warzon's lower back and draws him closer**

whatever have you been doing today, love?
#40 to #39 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to kiss ach lightly**

Not much I guess
#41 to #40 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
what gender should i imagine you as?
#42 to #41 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
Changeling.
#46 to #42 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix gently touched warz's forehead, before moving his hand down warz's face and placing it by his throat. achphoenix continued kissing warz with held back passion**

you' re here now and thats what matters
#47 to #46 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to purr gently hugging his neck warmly kissing him passionately**
#48 to #47 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix ended the kiss abruptly and bend down to bite warz in the neck, while his hands greedily caressed warz' carapace**
#49 to #48 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to gasp softly stroking down his sides very slowly**

Oh...~
#50 to #49 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix stops the bite to take a deep inhale of warz' scent, and moans thoroughly. achphoenix scratches his nails down warz' chest, stops, and firmly grabs warz' ass**
#51 to #50 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble sharply pressing up against him as warzy began to nibble his neck**
#52 to #51 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix let out a throaty moan and shivered. ach put his leg around warzy, while his hand searched between the changelings hindlegs **
#53 to #52 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to bite my lower lip as he felt both pair of equipment as the changeling squirms sharply**
#55 to #53 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix 's pleasure was becoming too immense, he had to confess. ach´s hand went to warzy's face and his mouth to his ear**

I want you. I need to have you.
#56 to #55 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper back somewhat shamed**

You know I get around...?
#57 to #56 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix looks confused at warzon**
#58 to #57 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
You do realize I get around A lot.
#64 to #58 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
i only thought of this as harmless cybering... rp...
#62 to #58 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
please explain. please
#63 to #62 - warzon
(11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry.
flirt and the next step
#61 to #58 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean *get around a lot" ?
#59 to #58 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
i did not no
#60 to #59 - warzon
(11/30/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
#35 - ihatethings (11/22/2013) [-]
******
#14 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#15 to #14 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
An unexpected visitor.
#16 to #15 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yup -  jeg er et gigantisk creep!    
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep!
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
#17 to #16 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
klaret alle combat med 3 stjerner. stealth senere...
and how did you?...
#18 to #17 - chrisstineline (11/05/2013) [-]
How did I what?
#19 to #18 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
know?
#20 to #19 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Magic n' stuff.
(du kommenterede noget på en no-fap november, hvor du sagde noget om Batman)
#21 to #20 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
hvem er du?
hvordan ved du også jeg er dansk?
#22 to #21 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Igen: Det skrev du også.
Noget med en "report from Denmark: Day four" osv.
#23 to #22 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
tænkte det nok
#24 to #23 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Så: Hvem er du?
Så: Hvem er du?
#25 to #24 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
en datamatiker studerende.
ti hi fnidder fnis
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder ret fedt!    
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
Det lyder ret fedt!
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
#27 to #26 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
hvordan skulle jeg ellers miste min tid når jeg burde læse?
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det er jo det.    
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
Det er jo det.
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
#29 to #28 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
ingen af delene siger mig noget
ingen af delene siger mig noget
#30 to #29 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#31 to #30 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...   
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
#32 to #31 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder også rart - men Hearthstone?
Kører de ikke stadig med closed beta?
#33 to #32 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
Jo de gør
#34 to #33 - chrisstineline
(11/07/2013) [-]
Fedt nok! Er det noget ved?
#9 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hellur. c:
#10 to #9 - achphoenix ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
what are you up to?
#11 to #10 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much. :3
#12 to #11 - achphoenix ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
#13 to #12 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yowch, that sucks. But I guess at least you;re getting money. c:
#1 - queenchrysalis ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
#2 to #1 - achphoenix ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
well hello there
well hello there
#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Hola.
What's up?
#4 to #3 - achphoenix ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
should be preparing for exams, instead i am sitting here like a foal
#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
When are the exams?
When are the exams?
#6 to #5 - achphoenix ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
next one is in 2 days. Have to defend my report on a machine and electronics project that streched 3,5 months. 12 minutes powerpoint presentation and 8 minutes questions.
#7 to #6 - queenchrysalis ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds difficult.   
You should prepare.
Sounds difficult.
You should prepare.
#8 to #7 - achphoenix ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, i have prepared some. We were in groups of 3, people usually picked either electronics or machinery and worked there, i picked electronics.
3-2 days ago i met up with the machine specialist from my/our project and we traded knowledge in both our fields so, we could answer theoretical questions from both teachers.