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#334 - because they have no protection at all. 06/02/2014 on Protection 0
#332 - wouldnt use it even if i got paid.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/02/2014 on Protection 0
User avatar #335 - youhei (06/02/2014) [-]
that's your choice and i respect that
#336 - achphoenix (06/02/2014) [-]
likewise
#331 - Pretext: through the years i have given much thought to antivi… 06/02/2014 on Protection 0
#4 - not using rainbow wordart... pft... 06/02/2014 on word art 0
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2014 on Just skip to the next 0
#36 - alfredrh Comment deleted by achphoenix
#3 - didnt need them sads... 06/02/2014 on See You In The Morning 0
#137 - amazing chest ahead 06/01/2014 on DARK SOULS +1
#135 - Lord gwyn has the hottest children.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2014 on DARK SOULS +1
#173 - kingpinkie (06/02/2014) [-]
Mah nigga
#864 - **achphoenix rolled image ** 06/01/2014 on This is going up your butt 0
#40 - he surrendered right after this picture so it dosnt matter much 05/31/2014 on Just Hearthstone 0
#38 - Comment deleted 05/31/2014 on Just Hearthstone 0
#6 - mission sensitive hacks is all you need to show your colours a… 05/31/2014 on Watch Dogs with me 0
#4 - to be fair, maybe you fight for the greater good... but other …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2014 on Watch Dogs with me 0
User avatar #5 - gilliam (05/31/2014) [-]
You're only an arse if you decide to be so.
Nobody ever ordered or forced you to hack every civilian you see in the game, it's up to your own discretion.
Same with causing traffic accidents and stuff.
User avatar #6 - achphoenix (05/31/2014) [-]
mission sensitive hacks is all you need to show your colours as a tosser
#85 - ah... well good luck. The armor is good enough to keep until a… 05/30/2014 on (untitled) 0
#83 - you can outrun the bushes and golems to grab the loot if you a…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #84 - kinginyellow (05/30/2014) [-]
Oh it's okay, I know that area. I just kept trying to fight the golems at first, and I have the worst habit of overestimating how much time I have before he attacks and get hit while attacking when I should be blocking.
User avatar #85 - achphoenix (05/30/2014) [-]
ah... well good luck. The armor is good enough to keep until almost the end, i only switched it out for havels set.
darksouls.wikidot.com/havel-s-set
#81 - no, its actually down the path to the right of the door of art…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/30/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #82 - kinginyellow (05/30/2014) [-]
Oh god I promised myself I'd never go back there...fuck those golems man
User avatar #83 - achphoenix (05/30/2014) [-]
you can outrun the bushes and golems to grab the loot if you arent overcumbered.
want a tip? minor spoiler...
User avatar #84 - kinginyellow (05/30/2014) [-]
Oh it's okay, I know that area. I just kept trying to fight the golems at first, and I have the worst habit of overestimating how much time I have before he attacks and get hit while attacking when I should be blocking.
User avatar #85 - achphoenix (05/30/2014) [-]
ah... well good luck. The armor is good enough to keep until almost the end, i only switched it out for havels set.
darksouls.wikidot.com/havel-s-set
#79 - you are in luck. 1. right beside the church where you ring…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/30/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #80 - kinginyellow (05/30/2014) [-]
Huh, guess I grabbed it or something and never checked, I already beat Moonlight Butterfly and Hydra, is it near the door that needs the 20,000 soul key?
User avatar #81 - achphoenix (05/30/2014) [-]
no, its actually down the path to the right of the door of artorias, in the groove with all the bushes and stone golems. look for a corpse with loot near the edge, between the enterance and the moonlit butterfly
User avatar #82 - kinginyellow (05/30/2014) [-]
Oh god I promised myself I'd never go back there...fuck those golems man
User avatar #83 - achphoenix (05/30/2014) [-]
you can outrun the bushes and golems to grab the loot if you arent overcumbered.
want a tip? minor spoiler...
User avatar #84 - kinginyellow (05/30/2014) [-]
Oh it's okay, I know that area. I just kept trying to fight the golems at first, and I have the worst habit of overestimating how much time I have before he attacks and get hit while attacking when I should be blocking.
User avatar #85 - achphoenix (05/30/2014) [-]
ah... well good luck. The armor is good enough to keep until almost the end, i only switched it out for havels set.
darksouls.wikidot.com/havel-s-set
#77 - this is the elite knight set. in ordinary knight set the visor is up  [+] (8 new replies) 05/30/2014 on (untitled) +2
User avatar #78 - kinginyellow (05/30/2014) [-]
Oh, where is elite? I've only rung the first bell so I'm pretty behind.
User avatar #79 - achphoenix (05/30/2014) [-]
you are in luck.
1. right beside the church where you ring the first bell, there is a path.
2. follow the path until you get to a house with a blacksmith further down.
3. after BS, there will be a miniboss.
4. after miniboss, you will be in a forrest, continue on ahead intil you get to a grove.
5. follow right side of groove until you see a corpse shine with loot, entire set is on him.
6.grab and RUN!!!!
7. ???
8. profit
User avatar #80 - kinginyellow (05/30/2014) [-]
Huh, guess I grabbed it or something and never checked, I already beat Moonlight Butterfly and Hydra, is it near the door that needs the 20,000 soul key?
User avatar #81 - achphoenix (05/30/2014) [-]
no, its actually down the path to the right of the door of artorias, in the groove with all the bushes and stone golems. look for a corpse with loot near the edge, between the enterance and the moonlit butterfly
User avatar #82 - kinginyellow (05/30/2014) [-]
Oh god I promised myself I'd never go back there...fuck those golems man
User avatar #83 - achphoenix (05/30/2014) [-]
you can outrun the bushes and golems to grab the loot if you arent overcumbered.
want a tip? minor spoiler...
User avatar #84 - kinginyellow (05/30/2014) [-]
Oh it's okay, I know that area. I just kept trying to fight the golems at first, and I have the worst habit of overestimating how much time I have before he attacks and get hit while attacking when I should be blocking.
User avatar #85 - achphoenix (05/30/2014) [-]
ah... well good luck. The armor is good enough to keep until almost the end, i only switched it out for havels set.
darksouls.wikidot.com/havel-s-set
#491 - **achphoenix rolled image ** too late, but worth a try 05/30/2014 on This is what will turn you gay +2
#5 - Most iconic armor in game. Among the best armor/weight rat…  [+] (36 new replies) 05/30/2014 on (untitled) +73
User avatar #76 - kinginyellow (05/30/2014) [-]
Wait, how do you lower the visor? I think I have the same armor in DS, but my visor is always up
User avatar #77 - achphoenix (05/30/2014) [-]
this is the elite knight set. in ordinary knight set the visor is up
User avatar #78 - kinginyellow (05/30/2014) [-]
Oh, where is elite? I've only rung the first bell so I'm pretty behind.
User avatar #79 - achphoenix (05/30/2014) [-]
you are in luck.
1. right beside the church where you ring the first bell, there is a path.
2. follow the path until you get to a house with a blacksmith further down.
3. after BS, there will be a miniboss.
4. after miniboss, you will be in a forrest, continue on ahead intil you get to a grove.
5. follow right side of groove until you see a corpse shine with loot, entire set is on him.
6.grab and RUN!!!!
7. ???
8. profit
User avatar #80 - kinginyellow (05/30/2014) [-]
Huh, guess I grabbed it or something and never checked, I already beat Moonlight Butterfly and Hydra, is it near the door that needs the 20,000 soul key?
User avatar #81 - achphoenix (05/30/2014) [-]
no, its actually down the path to the right of the door of artorias, in the groove with all the bushes and stone golems. look for a corpse with loot near the edge, between the enterance and the moonlit butterfly
User avatar #82 - kinginyellow (05/30/2014) [-]
Oh god I promised myself I'd never go back there...fuck those golems man
User avatar #83 - achphoenix (05/30/2014) [-]
you can outrun the bushes and golems to grab the loot if you arent overcumbered.
want a tip? minor spoiler...
User avatar #84 - kinginyellow (05/30/2014) [-]
Oh it's okay, I know that area. I just kept trying to fight the golems at first, and I have the worst habit of overestimating how much time I have before he attacks and get hit while attacking when I should be blocking.
User avatar #85 - achphoenix (05/30/2014) [-]
ah... well good luck. The armor is good enough to keep until almost the end, i only switched it out for havels set.
darksouls.wikidot.com/havel-s-set
#73 - ppheadbuttface (05/30/2014) [-]
And it's fucking sexy as hell.
#66 - nibbero (05/30/2014) [-]
#38 - easternigguh (05/30/2014) [-]
But you also look like the biggest casul
User avatar #57 - thewasteland (05/30/2014) [-]
But the father mask can be got much faster, just rush pinwheel and if you get lucky father mask!
User avatar #59 - easternigguh (05/30/2014) [-]
Casuls don't know nothing about that
#37 - cubanwhiteman (05/30/2014) [-]
Most iconic armor in game.
Available at nearly end game and other armors still have better weight/armor ratios than it
#75 - gajasha (05/30/2014) [-]
you forgot to mention that it's near the end of the game AND found in a hidden area that is unlike all the other hidden areas.
User avatar #86 - cubanwhiteman (05/30/2014) [-]
And not to mention the hidden area is defended by 5 mini-bosses.
#54 - junahi (05/30/2014) [-]
Man, item placement was BS in ds2. You only get to fun items in late game so the game is basically just practice run until you get to the NG+. Then you can start tinkering with items and armor / spells.
User avatar #61 - slandersalamander (05/30/2014) [-]
I liked it better for my first run. Afterwards it was little annoying to not have access to cooler items until late, but for the first run through, I was pretty glad I couldn't just pick up some OP ultra greatsword early and three hit the first several bosses
#92 - junahi (05/31/2014) [-]
Well, I stormed half the game with a weapon I acquired in the first 2-3 hours. After that, every other weapon is shit since you don't have items to upgrade many weapons. Same with armor, most ppl stormed more than half the game with draeglic set. Armor itself doesn't matter to me, they all have almost same stats so you only take the one which you can fast roll with and which looks best to you. The weapon thing I wont accept.

I almost stopped playing since it got so boring to use same weapon all the time. Hell, even when I finally got Black Knight Greatsword, it was worse even in +5 than my previous weapon, which is a fucking joke, but I used it anyways since I was so bored with the club.
User avatar #93 - slandersalamander (05/31/2014) [-]
If you're bored of using a weapon, stop using that fucking weapon. Not that hard.
#94 - junahi (05/31/2014) [-]
Problem is, like I said, not many interesting or different weapons early or mid game, since the game isn't as open as DS1 you can't even skip places for late game items. And if you are playing DS you really want most damage you can get. AND like I said, game is stingy with upgrade items early...
User avatar #95 - slandersalamander (05/31/2014) [-]
I found none of those things to be true. I recently started another playthrough, and around 4 hours in, I have three different weapons to +6. You just have to know where the upgrade materials are.
User avatar #96 - slandersalamander (05/31/2014) [-]
Plus, if you want to go past +6 early, you can grind out Titanite Chunks in the Bell Keeper Covenant.
User avatar #87 - cubanwhiteman (05/30/2014) [-]
Did someone say Zweihander?
User avatar #50 - noshakingthrone (05/30/2014) [-]
Still gonna wear it just for the cool factor!
User avatar #53 - cubanwhiteman (05/30/2014) [-]
That's a given.
User avatar #24 - wmpedo (05/30/2014) [-]
Is that from 1 or 2?
User avatar #26 - arnoldnorris (05/30/2014) [-]
Image is from 1, but it's in both games.
User avatar #28 - wmpedo (05/30/2014) [-]
Incase of 2 i would say Fareem set is more iconic
User avatar #51 - snakephallus (05/30/2014) [-]
That armor set was a huge let down when I finally got it. I just went back to wearing my robes.
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#20 - angelious (05/30/2014) [-]
like an hour in if you arent speed running.i would say thats early?
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#23 - angelious (05/30/2014) [-]
notice the AND part of the message.


that chances the context quite a lot
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#140 - Picture 05/29/2014 on Fuck +1
#10 - excuse me while i **** a gold ingot 05/28/2014 on Fook Xbawx 0
#13 - Picture 05/28/2014 on because you're not a boyscout. +14
#1177 - all of them? 05/28/2014 on Your future wife/hubby 0
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#65 - chrisstineline (07/15/2014) [-]
Hejsa.
Hejsa.
User avatar #36 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon huggles ach**
User avatar #37 to #36 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix purrs** Hello dear, i have missed you.
User avatar #38 to #37 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses ach's cheek happily**

Sorry dear.
User avatar #39 to #38 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix sneaks his arm around warzon's lower back and draws him closer**

whatever have you been doing today, love?
User avatar #40 to #39 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to kiss ach lightly**

Not much I guess
User avatar #41 to #40 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
what gender should i imagine you as?
User avatar #42 to #41 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
Changeling.
User avatar #46 to #42 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix gently touched warz's forehead, before moving his hand down warz's face and placing it by his throat. achphoenix continued kissing warz with held back passion**

you' re here now and thats what matters
User avatar #47 to #46 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to purr gently hugging his neck warmly kissing him passionately**
User avatar #48 to #47 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix ended the kiss abruptly and bend down to bite warz in the neck, while his hands greedily caressed warz' carapace**
User avatar #49 to #48 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to gasp softly stroking down his sides very slowly**

Oh...~
User avatar #50 to #49 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix stops the bite to take a deep inhale of warz' scent, and moans thoroughly. achphoenix scratches his nails down warz' chest, stops, and firmly grabs warz' ass**
User avatar #51 to #50 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble sharply pressing up against him as warzy began to nibble his neck**
User avatar #52 to #51 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix let out a throaty moan and shivered. ach put his leg around warzy, while his hand searched between the changelings hindlegs **
User avatar #53 to #52 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to bite my lower lip as he felt both pair of equipment as the changeling squirms sharply**
User avatar #55 to #53 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix 's pleasure was becoming too immense, he had to confess. ach´s hand went to warzy's face and his mouth to his ear**

I want you. I need to have you.
User avatar #56 to #55 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper back somewhat shamed**

You know I get around...?
User avatar #57 to #56 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix looks confused at warzon**
User avatar #58 to #57 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
You do realize I get around A lot.
User avatar #64 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i only thought of this as harmless cybering... rp...
User avatar #62 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
please explain. please
User avatar #63 to #62 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry.
flirt and the next step
User avatar #61 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean *get around a lot" ?
User avatar #59 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i did not no
User avatar #60 to #59 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
#14 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#15 to #14 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
An unexpected visitor.
#16 to #15 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yup -  jeg er et gigantisk creep!    
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep!
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
#17 to #16 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
klaret alle combat med 3 stjerner. stealth senere...
and how did you?...
User avatar #18 to #17 - chrisstineline (11/05/2013) [-]
How did I what?
User avatar #19 to #18 - achphoenix (11/05/2013) [-]
know?
User avatar #20 to #19 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Magic n' stuff.
(du kommenterede noget på en no-fap november, hvor du sagde noget om Batman)
User avatar #21 to #20 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
hvem er du?
hvordan ved du også jeg er dansk?
User avatar #22 to #21 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Igen: Det skrev du også.
Noget med en "report from Denmark: Day four" osv.
User avatar #23 to #22 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
tænkte det nok
#24 to #23 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Så: Hvem er du?
Så: Hvem er du?
#25 to #24 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
en datamatiker studerende.
ti hi fnidder fnis
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder ret fedt!    
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
Det lyder ret fedt!
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
#27 to #26 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
hvordan skulle jeg ellers miste min tid når jeg burde læse?
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det er jo det.    
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
Det er jo det.
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
#29 to #28 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
ingen af delene siger mig noget
ingen af delene siger mig noget
#31 to #30 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...   
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
User avatar #32 to #31 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder også rart - men Hearthstone?
Kører de ikke stadig med closed beta?
User avatar #33 to #32 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
Jo de gør
User avatar #34 to #33 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Fedt nok! Er det noget ved?
User avatar #9 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hellur. c:
#10 to #9 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
what are you up to?
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much. :3
#12 to #11 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yowch, that sucks. But I guess at least you;re getting money. c:
#2 to #1 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
well hello there
well hello there
#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Hola.
What's up?
#4 to #3 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
should be preparing for exams, instead i am sitting here like a foal
#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
When are the exams?
When are the exams?
#6 to #5 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
next one is in 2 days. Have to defend my report on a machine and electronics project that streched 3,5 months. 12 minutes powerpoint presentation and 8 minutes questions.
#7 to #6 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds difficult.   
You should prepare.
Sounds difficult.
You should prepare.
#8 to #7 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, i have prepared some. We were in groups of 3, people usually picked either electronics or machinery and worked there, i picked electronics.
3-2 days ago i met up with the machine specialist from my/our project and we traded knowledge in both our fields so, we could answer theoretical questions from both teachers.
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