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#17 - "marriage" existed millenniums before Christianity, …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/02/2014 on Fuck you Obama +1
#19 - applescryatnight (05/02/2014) [-]
nobody mentioned christianity though, what does it have to do with anything?
marriage was still a religious bond before christianity, judaism, paganism, etc.
even if it was meant for connections and often for trade, it was still a deal that was completed religiously.
#34 - angelusprimus (05/02/2014) [-]
I forgot fucking Rome!
In roman empire, there was non religious civil marriage in 200 bc.
They also had religious marriage, but they did have non religious one too.
#29 - angelusprimus (05/02/2014) [-]
Actually not.
Marriage in both China and Persian empire was a completely non religious thing, in China it was a matter of bureocracy and in Persian empire it was a contract between families all till Zoroastrians became ruling power.
tl;dr marriage has been non religious in major cultures around the world for thousands of years.
#32 - shambizzle (05/02/2014) [-]
Saoshyant FTW.
#33 - angelusprimus (05/02/2014) [-]
Hey!
I'm not the only one that restored Persian empire.
#35 - shambizzle (05/02/2014) [-]
I've done a lot of empires, I like empire building but I never play them after I finish one because I want them all to stay within their de-jure territories....

Britannia, Scandinavia, HRE, France, Espania, Italia, Persian Empire, and I played as the Byzantines once and fiddled with Carparthia.
#36 - angelusprimus (05/02/2014) [-]
I once started with Croatia (cos bosnia is their dutchy) and then built carpatian empire, renamed it Croatian empire, conquered all slavic countries, converted them to slavic religion, renamed it "Great Slavic Empire"
And then realized I wasted an entire weekend...
#7 - if you, as horde, in world of warcraft type "LoL" an…  [+] (24 new replies) 05/01/2014 on top kek +165
User avatar #164 - hotschurl (05/02/2014) [-]
It actually goes further back than that. Koreans signal laughing in chat with the sign ㅋ, like "ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ", and the sign is romanized as "ke", resulting in "kekekekeke", which is about the same as "hehehe" for us. WoW made a joke of this by translating ally "lol" to orcish "kek".
User avatar #107 - garymotherfingoak (05/02/2014) [-]
so THAT's where that comes from
#102 - bemmo (05/02/2014) [-]
Finally I know what the hell that means.
#90 - craxxet (05/02/2014) [-]
Oh wow.

I invented my own explanation that people who wrote "lol" also wrote "lel", and that one day some dumbfuck's finger slipped and hit "k" instead of "l" and then it caught on.
User avatar #151 - masturbakor (05/02/2014) [-]
i thought the exact same thing
#126 - dillistone (05/02/2014) [-]
its the same with 'bur'

thats ally to orcish for lol


bur = kek = lol

kek's better imo
#128 - kez (05/02/2014) [-]
they're both insanely fucking sad and anyone who uses them should be shot since they are a burden to society
#181 - dillistone (05/03/2014) [-]
your mother's a burden, but I still let her ride me


its a great work out
#182 - kez (05/03/2014) [-]
You let her ride you?

So you're the submissive one? You're the bitch in that relationship?

Well, that speaks wonders about you.

No wonder you resort to WOW to try and get some enjoyment out of life. You have that little confidence you're even the bitch in your fantasies. Not supprised at all.
#183 - dillistone (05/03/2014) [-]
huehuehueheuheuheuheuheuheuheu

Nothing gets my dick harder than a stranger raging. There's just something magical about it.

I know that somewhere in the world, your sorry ass is feeling a touch of anger

The internet is a magical thing

#184 - kez (05/03/2014) [-]
The sad thing is, I have little to no feelings or emotions towards this conversation.

You're just happy to think you have had an impact on the world. Sadly, this has yet to be the case.
#142 - fistpump (05/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #115 - snowshark (05/02/2014) [-]
That's how pwned came into being, as a misspelling of owned. Also from World of Warcraft. A lot of the internet slang we use started out in WoW as misspellings or shorthand. It's pretty interesting from an etymological standpoint.
#135 - endospore (05/02/2014) [-]
Anyone else remember Plutonians are teh suck?
#20 - mkoala (05/02/2014) [-]
thanks man i actually didn't know that either pic somewhat related
User avatar #14 - nudybooty (05/02/2014) [-]
it works if the alli say kek as well
User avatar #23 - adunsaveme (05/02/2014) [-]
Well yeah but that's not where it came from
User avatar #145 - nudybooty (05/02/2014) [-]
sooo in vanilla when i ws playing alli and yelling out kek in bg's no one could understand me and my team mates thought I was retarded?
User avatar #147 - adunsaveme (05/02/2014) [-]
That second bit was wrong

But alliance to alliance, I'm pretty sure they see kek when you say kek
User avatar #148 - nudybooty (05/02/2014) [-]
yes, your own team mates will see kek but i mean I didn't know it use to be if you were playing alli and yelling out kek the horde didn't see lol
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#38 - klefenz (05/02/2014) [-]
I think it came from the koreans writing kekekeke when they zerg rushed your base and joke stood around
#101 - warnly (05/02/2014) [-]
This. Blizzard decided to implement it in WoW after that. Also, horde players listening to alliance characters see "bur". Topbur.
User avatar #117 - snowshark (05/02/2014) [-]
Not as cool.

Not nearly as cool.

Nothing could be as kek as kek.
#39 - i get angry easily...  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2014 on CONFESS THY SINS, FUNNYJUNK! +1
User avatar #68 - nothingatall (05/02/2014) [-]
you've come to the right place
#14 - Comment deleted 05/01/2014 on Fair Enough 0
#8 - no loss 05/01/2014 on Well what would you do guys 0
#112 - you rang? 04/29/2014 on Mind Blown 0
#32 - 5 or higher* 04/29/2014 on Just Hearthstone 0
#22 - tak fr at prøve at minde mig om hvad mit eget sprog betyder, asshat  [+] (4 new replies) 04/29/2014 on Mind Blown -2
#29 - anonymous (04/29/2014) [-]
Er man lidt sur i dag?
#66 - onanu (04/29/2014) [-]
#51 - soopfox (04/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #24 - thorlike (04/29/2014) [-]
Seems odd that you were struggeling then, anywho, glad I could help.
#18 - the animation is BOSS 04/29/2014 on Just Hearthstone 0
#6 - flæsk means flesh in general, not pork in particular.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/29/2014 on Mind Blown -2
User avatar #13 - thorlike (04/29/2014) [-]
In Danish, it only means pork.
User avatar #42 - boomerpyro (04/29/2014) [-]
in norwegian it only means the flesh of a pig that is where the fat and meat meet
User avatar #22 - achphoenix (04/29/2014) [-]
tak fr at prøve at minde mig om hvad mit eget sprog betyder, asshat
#29 - anonymous (04/29/2014) [-]
Er man lidt sur i dag?
#66 - onanu (04/29/2014) [-]
#51 - soopfox (04/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #24 - thorlike (04/29/2014) [-]
Seems odd that you were struggeling then, anywho, glad I could help.
#10 - i thought i was the only one using that  [+] (3 new replies) 04/29/2014 on Just Hearthstone 0
User avatar #13 - thechosentroll (04/29/2014) [-]
I keep one in my deck as a "FUCK EVERYTHING!" maneuver. Also, I like the animation.
User avatar #18 - achphoenix (04/29/2014) [-]
the animation is BOSS
User avatar #11 - gremious (04/29/2014) [-]
well, having one in a deck can potentially be good!
#9 - thanks for the free cards 04/29/2014 on Just Hearthstone +3
#4 - you were saying?  [+] (17 new replies) 04/29/2014 on Just Hearthstone +1
User avatar #39 - exotic (05/31/2014) [-]
:Þ you see it?
User avatar #37 - exotic (05/31/2014) [-]
you missed lethal
User avatar #40 - achphoenix (05/31/2014) [-]
he surrendered right after this picture so it dosnt matter much
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#7 - gremious (04/29/2014) [-]
And then he draws a twisting nether
User avatar #10 - achphoenix (04/29/2014) [-]
i thought i was the only one using that
User avatar #13 - thechosentroll (04/29/2014) [-]
I keep one in my deck as a "FUCK EVERYTHING!" maneuver. Also, I like the animation.
User avatar #18 - achphoenix (04/29/2014) [-]
the animation is BOSS
User avatar #11 - gremious (04/29/2014) [-]
well, having one in a deck can potentially be good!
User avatar #5 - wedgehead (04/29/2014) [-]
Priest Masterrace
40-40 Lightspawn ftw
User avatar #14 - thechosentroll (04/29/2014) [-]
The most I've ever managed to buff one is 72/72. Literally unloaded half my deck on that thing.
#20 - angelusprimus (04/29/2014) [-]
And then he gets killed with a card that says "Kill minion with attack more then 3" and costs only 3 crystal.
User avatar #32 - achphoenix (04/29/2014) [-]
5 or higher*
User avatar #21 - thechosentroll (04/29/2014) [-]
I only buff massive creatures like those if my opponent's used all their instakill cards or if I can attack with it the same turn.
#6 - deadnanners (04/29/2014) [-]
bitch i'm a druid
User avatar #23 - demcupcakes (04/29/2014) [-]
one drop opponent wins game
User avatar #9 - achphoenix (04/29/2014) [-]
thanks for the free cards
#5 - james you sexy fuck 04/29/2014 on All Grown Up Comp 2 +1
#3 - 29 letters  [+] (13 new replies) 04/29/2014 on Mind Blown +105
User avatar #58 - ocnamesaregone (04/29/2014) [-]
#37 - alruneia (04/29/2014) [-]
and so the Norwegian posted a Swedish reaction image to a post made by a Dane
User avatar #50 - soopfox (04/29/2014) [-]
As a Dane, I lol'd at that picture.
User avatar #5 - boomerpyro (04/29/2014) [-]
i suspect that flæskesteg is not the word for gentlemen
because flæsk means porkflesh
User avatar #41 - satrenkotheone (04/29/2014) [-]
I think it means pork steak or cooked pork.
User avatar #6 - achphoenix (04/29/2014) [-]
flæsk means flesh in general, not pork in particular.
User avatar #13 - thorlike (04/29/2014) [-]
In Danish, it only means pork.
User avatar #42 - boomerpyro (04/29/2014) [-]
in norwegian it only means the flesh of a pig that is where the fat and meat meet
User avatar #22 - achphoenix (04/29/2014) [-]
tak fr at prøve at minde mig om hvad mit eget sprog betyder, asshat
#29 - anonymous (04/29/2014) [-]
Er man lidt sur i dag?
#66 - onanu (04/29/2014) [-]
#51 - soopfox (04/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #24 - thorlike (04/29/2014) [-]
Seems odd that you were struggeling then, anywho, glad I could help.
#5 - cry more steve 04/29/2014 on (untitled) +6
#22 - i agree, except nintendo games. they can actually be challengi… 04/29/2014 on Unpopular Opinion 0
#4 - my education will be complete. Me. -19 04/29/2014 on the car is green 0
#80 - dat who = tho 04/29/2014 on question answers +2
#37 - i guess that explains all the bans in tournaments 04/26/2014 on Only 4 stars 0
#36 - sweet fact, and funny. most would think it to be the blue eyes. 04/26/2014 on Only 4 stars 0
#27 - i always thought the rule was no higher than 1900, i had never…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Only 4 stars 0
#28 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/26/2014) [-]
To be fair, xx50 is a pretty uncommon attack number. Fun fact, the highest combined stat in a normal monster is this.
User avatar #36 - achphoenix (04/26/2014) [-]
sweet fact, and funny. most would think it to be the blue eyes.
#25 - nice to know  [+] (4 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Only 4 stars 0
User avatar #26 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/26/2014) [-]
Basicly, Solaire up there is a leagal card.
User avatar #27 - achphoenix (04/26/2014) [-]
i always thought the rule was no higher than 1900, i had never seen a 1950 card so it made sense. but close enough
#28 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/26/2014) [-]
To be fair, xx50 is a pretty uncommon attack number. Fun fact, the highest combined stat in a normal monster is this.
User avatar #36 - achphoenix (04/26/2014) [-]
sweet fact, and funny. most would think it to be the blue eyes.
#15 - true, but you could argue that the low defense is a weakness i…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Only 4 stars +2
User avatar #30 - wliia (04/26/2014) [-]
To be honest that card isn't even very strong. Yugioh suffered a lot from power creep.
User avatar #37 - achphoenix (04/26/2014) [-]
i guess that explains all the bans in tournaments
User avatar #25 - achphoenix (04/26/2014) [-]
nice to know
User avatar #26 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/26/2014) [-]
Basicly, Solaire up there is a leagal card.
User avatar #27 - achphoenix (04/26/2014) [-]
i always thought the rule was no higher than 1900, i had never seen a 1950 card so it made sense. but close enough
#28 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/26/2014) [-]
To be fair, xx50 is a pretty uncommon attack number. Fun fact, the highest combined stat in a normal monster is this.
User avatar #36 - achphoenix (04/26/2014) [-]
sweet fact, and funny. most would think it to be the blue eyes.
#6 - level 4 1950attack with no bad effects... HAX!  [+] (11 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Only 4 stars 0
#20 - viralkamina (04/26/2014) [-]
nah its pretty useless without supporting cards..
#13 - neznanc (04/26/2014) [-]
pls
User avatar #15 - achphoenix (04/26/2014) [-]
true, but you could argue that the low defense is a weakness in its own... but yeah... not fair.
User avatar #30 - wliia (04/26/2014) [-]
To be honest that card isn't even very strong. Yugioh suffered a lot from power creep.
User avatar #37 - achphoenix (04/26/2014) [-]
i guess that explains all the bans in tournaments
User avatar #25 - achphoenix (04/26/2014) [-]
nice to know
User avatar #26 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/26/2014) [-]
Basicly, Solaire up there is a leagal card.
User avatar #27 - achphoenix (04/26/2014) [-]
i always thought the rule was no higher than 1900, i had never seen a 1950 card so it made sense. but close enough
#28 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/26/2014) [-]
To be fair, xx50 is a pretty uncommon attack number. Fun fact, the highest combined stat in a normal monster is this.
User avatar #36 - achphoenix (04/26/2014) [-]
sweet fact, and funny. most would think it to be the blue eyes.
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#65 - chrisstineline (07/15/2014) [-]
Hejsa.
Hejsa.
User avatar #36 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon huggles ach**
User avatar #37 to #36 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix purrs** Hello dear, i have missed you.
User avatar #38 to #37 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses ach's cheek happily**

Sorry dear.
User avatar #39 to #38 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix sneaks his arm around warzon's lower back and draws him closer**

whatever have you been doing today, love?
User avatar #40 to #39 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to kiss ach lightly**

Not much I guess
User avatar #41 to #40 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
what gender should i imagine you as?
User avatar #42 to #41 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
Changeling.
User avatar #46 to #42 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix gently touched warz's forehead, before moving his hand down warz's face and placing it by his throat. achphoenix continued kissing warz with held back passion**

you' re here now and thats what matters
User avatar #47 to #46 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to purr gently hugging his neck warmly kissing him passionately**
User avatar #48 to #47 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix ended the kiss abruptly and bend down to bite warz in the neck, while his hands greedily caressed warz' carapace**
User avatar #49 to #48 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to gasp softly stroking down his sides very slowly**

Oh...~
User avatar #50 to #49 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix stops the bite to take a deep inhale of warz' scent, and moans thoroughly. achphoenix scratches his nails down warz' chest, stops, and firmly grabs warz' ass**
User avatar #51 to #50 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble sharply pressing up against him as warzy began to nibble his neck**
User avatar #52 to #51 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix let out a throaty moan and shivered. ach put his leg around warzy, while his hand searched between the changelings hindlegs **
User avatar #53 to #52 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to bite my lower lip as he felt both pair of equipment as the changeling squirms sharply**
User avatar #55 to #53 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix 's pleasure was becoming too immense, he had to confess. ach´s hand went to warzy's face and his mouth to his ear**

I want you. I need to have you.
User avatar #56 to #55 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper back somewhat shamed**

You know I get around...?
User avatar #57 to #56 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix looks confused at warzon**
User avatar #58 to #57 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
You do realize I get around A lot.
User avatar #64 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i only thought of this as harmless cybering... rp...
User avatar #62 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
please explain. please
User avatar #63 to #62 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry.
flirt and the next step
User avatar #61 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean *get around a lot" ?
User avatar #59 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i did not no
User avatar #60 to #59 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
#35 - ihatethings (11/22/2013) [-]
Nigger
#14 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#15 to #14 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
An unexpected visitor.
#16 to #15 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yup -  jeg er et gigantisk creep!    
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep!
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
#17 to #16 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
klaret alle combat med 3 stjerner. stealth senere...
and how did you?...
User avatar #18 to #17 - chrisstineline (11/05/2013) [-]
How did I what?
User avatar #19 to #18 - achphoenix (11/05/2013) [-]
know?
User avatar #20 to #19 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Magic n' stuff.
(du kommenterede noget på en no-fap november, hvor du sagde noget om Batman)
User avatar #21 to #20 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
hvem er du?
hvordan ved du også jeg er dansk?
User avatar #22 to #21 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Igen: Det skrev du også.
Noget med en "report from Denmark: Day four" osv.
User avatar #23 to #22 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
tænkte det nok
#24 to #23 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Så: Hvem er du?
Så: Hvem er du?
#25 to #24 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
en datamatiker studerende.
ti hi fnidder fnis
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder ret fedt!    
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
Det lyder ret fedt!
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
#27 to #26 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
hvordan skulle jeg ellers miste min tid når jeg burde læse?
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det er jo det.    
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
Det er jo det.
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
#29 to #28 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
ingen af delene siger mig noget
ingen af delene siger mig noget
#31 to #30 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...   
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
User avatar #32 to #31 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder også rart - men Hearthstone?
Kører de ikke stadig med closed beta?
User avatar #33 to #32 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
Jo de gør
User avatar #34 to #33 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Fedt nok! Er det noget ved?
User avatar #9 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hellur. c:
#10 to #9 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
what are you up to?
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much. :3
#12 to #11 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yowch, that sucks. But I guess at least you;re getting money. c:
#2 to #1 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
well hello there
well hello there
#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Hola.
What's up?
#4 to #3 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
should be preparing for exams, instead i am sitting here like a foal
#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
When are the exams?
When are the exams?
#6 to #5 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
next one is in 2 days. Have to defend my report on a machine and electronics project that streched 3,5 months. 12 minutes powerpoint presentation and 8 minutes questions.
#7 to #6 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds difficult.   
You should prepare.
Sounds difficult.
You should prepare.
#8 to #7 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, i have prepared some. We were in groups of 3, people usually picked either electronics or machinery and worked there, i picked electronics.
3-2 days ago i met up with the machine specialist from my/our project and we traded knowledge in both our fields so, we could answer theoretical questions from both teachers.
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