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achphoenix

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Date Signed Up:8/18/2011
Last Login:7/01/2015
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latest user's comments

#77 - sorry 01/09/2015 on glorious bacon 0
#67 - Picture 01/08/2015 on Rude. +2
#26 - dont wanna get accused of rape 01/07/2015 on (untitled) 0
#29 - Picture 01/07/2015 on the only time +12
#9 - a sneaky printer? more like robo-sex-noise-explosion 01/07/2015 on Printing out stuff all... 0
#79 - best kind of love 01/06/2015 on HTTYD +2
#22 - hfw 01/06/2015 on Wait... what? +23
#35 - halt it there oedipus... 01/06/2015 on HTTYD +59
#11 - that escalated... 01/06/2015 on HTTYD +176
#9 - Picture 01/06/2015 on HTTYD +24
#8 - Picture  [+] (21 new replies) 01/06/2015 on HTTYD +108
User avatar #65 - ghostoffj (01/06/2015) [-]
But that's forbidden love.
#79 - achphoenix (01/06/2015) [-]
best kind of love
User avatar #30 - jubnik (01/06/2015) [-]
but thats his mom's dragon...

he better start making out with his mom for this image to make sense
User avatar #35 - achphoenix (01/06/2015) [-]
halt it there oedipus...
#10 - giffythetoad (01/06/2015) [-]
#68 - kingdaniel (01/06/2015) [-]
I did not expect that...
#53 - galkawhm (01/06/2015) [-]
#81 - drakevil (01/06/2015) [-]
It's a giant fire-breathing reptile that will kill and eat you.

It's not your waifu.
#126 - galkawhm (01/07/2015) [-]
I'm gay so I'd rather have a husbando.
#93 - Rascal (01/06/2015) [-]
houd je bek tiefushond
#84 - Rascal (01/06/2015) [-]
>Your waifu can't be real
>Implying 90% of waifus were ever real
Nigga what.
User avatar #87 - drakevil (01/06/2015) [-]
To be a waifu, it cant be real. I think?

Dragons are not real.

Get it? Also, it's a joke and not a cock, you dont need to take it too hard.
User avatar #123 - KevinPutt (01/07/2015) [-]
The fuck? When did you ever say waifus cant be real...
that anon is dumb
#38 - Sperit (01/06/2015) [-]
I love you vergina but you can't be doing that common
Prepare to die
#22 - bocatadesesos (01/06/2015) [-]
#29 - Rascal (01/06/2015) [-]
childhood?
what are you 1 year old?
#69 - kingdaniel (01/06/2015) [-]
I was 11/12 years old when the first movie aired
#117 - ohemgeezus (01/07/2015) [-]
That dragon wasn't in the first one...
#96 - quoterox (01/06/2015) [-]
Hello, 15/16 year old.
#11 - achphoenix (01/06/2015) [-]
that escalated...
#8 - Near cry 5?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2015 on How dare it +62
User avatar #43 - greensofa (01/06/2015) [-]
Have you seen the trailer for Close Tear 2 yet?
#161 - Picture 01/04/2015 on zombie apocalypse maybe... +3
#10 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2015 on faggot +22
#248 - amonahan (01/04/2015) [-]
#26 - aw yis  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2015 on By Go-Devil-Dante +113
#44 - jamieswhiteshirt (01/04/2015) [-]
#63 - 80% of dark souls lore is only implied through item descriptio… 01/03/2015 on And a new nightmare was born 0
#3 - nokias hardware department yes. but nokia as a phone carrier a…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #13 - whatwhen (01/03/2015) [-]
meh they are pretty desperate now. when smartphones just came to market they made their own OS. which terribly failed. BAM windows on nokia, that one kinda worked for a while. now they are trying to make android. probably the last opportunity.
if you're old enough you should have noticed how like 10 years ago everyone was using or wanted to have nokia. nowadays everyone is using samsungs, iphones and sony there are other brands but i named most popular . no one wants nokia anymore
#41 - It is settled then. Huzzar! 01/02/2015 on And a new nightmare was born 0
#39 - that pleases us greatly. Priscilla-kun too?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2015 on And a new nightmare was born 0
User avatar #40 - roxasftw (01/02/2015) [-]
>Priscilla-Kun
>Kun
Klol
And yes, I love here
#41 - achphoenix (01/02/2015) [-]
It is settled then. Huzzar!
#37 - im afraid we are too close to be one without the other.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/02/2015 on And a new nightmare was born 0
User avatar #38 - roxasftw (01/02/2015) [-]
Then, I will take both of you in bed!
#39 - achphoenix (01/02/2015) [-]
that pleases us greatly. Priscilla-kun too?
User avatar #40 - roxasftw (01/02/2015) [-]
>Priscilla-Kun
>Kun
Klol
And yes, I love here
#41 - achphoenix (01/02/2015) [-]
It is settled then. Huzzar!
#35 - do you reject us?  [+] (6 new replies) 01/02/2015 on And a new nightmare was born 0
User avatar #36 - roxasftw (01/02/2015) [-]
No, I merely don't want man dick on me, I would fuck the Darkmoon Knightess
She is mai waifu
#37 - achphoenix (01/02/2015) [-]
im afraid we are too close to be one without the other.
User avatar #38 - roxasftw (01/02/2015) [-]
Then, I will take both of you in bed!
#39 - achphoenix (01/02/2015) [-]
that pleases us greatly. Priscilla-kun too?
User avatar #40 - roxasftw (01/02/2015) [-]
>Priscilla-Kun
>Kun
Klol
And yes, I love here
#41 - achphoenix (01/02/2015) [-]
It is settled then. Huzzar!
#33 - Gwyn isnt home. Come sit on my lap.  [+] (8 new replies) 01/02/2015 on And a new nightmare was born 0
User avatar #34 - roxasftw (01/02/2015) [-]
No
Stahp
That's ghey
#35 - achphoenix (01/02/2015) [-]
do you reject us?
User avatar #36 - roxasftw (01/02/2015) [-]
No, I merely don't want man dick on me, I would fuck the Darkmoon Knightess
She is mai waifu
#37 - achphoenix (01/02/2015) [-]
im afraid we are too close to be one without the other.
User avatar #38 - roxasftw (01/02/2015) [-]
Then, I will take both of you in bed!
#39 - achphoenix (01/02/2015) [-]
that pleases us greatly. Priscilla-kun too?
User avatar #40 - roxasftw (01/02/2015) [-]
>Priscilla-Kun
>Kun
Klol
And yes, I love here
#41 - achphoenix (01/02/2015) [-]
It is settled then. Huzzar!
#31 - The sun never sets in Anor Londo. pls no bannerino  [+] (11 new replies) 01/02/2015 on And a new nightmare was born 0
User avatar #48 - plokix (01/03/2015) [-]
In Assor Londo*
User avatar #32 - roxasftw (01/02/2015) [-]
It set on my dick!
#33 - achphoenix (01/02/2015) [-]
Gwyn isnt home. Come sit on my lap.
User avatar #34 - roxasftw (01/02/2015) [-]
No
Stahp
That's ghey
#35 - achphoenix (01/02/2015) [-]
do you reject us?
User avatar #36 - roxasftw (01/02/2015) [-]
No, I merely don't want man dick on me, I would fuck the Darkmoon Knightess
She is mai waifu
#37 - achphoenix (01/02/2015) [-]
im afraid we are too close to be one without the other.
User avatar #38 - roxasftw (01/02/2015) [-]
Then, I will take both of you in bed!
#39 - achphoenix (01/02/2015) [-]
that pleases us greatly. Priscilla-kun too?
User avatar #40 - roxasftw (01/02/2015) [-]
>Priscilla-Kun
>Kun
Klol
And yes, I love here
#41 - achphoenix (01/02/2015) [-]
It is settled then. Huzzar!
#29 - if w ask kindly, would thou kindle our bonfire?  [+] (13 new replies) 01/02/2015 on And a new nightmare was born +2
User avatar #30 - roxasftw (01/02/2015) [-]
I would kindle that shit beyond 20
#31 - achphoenix (01/02/2015) [-]
The sun never sets in Anor Londo. pls no bannerino
User avatar #48 - plokix (01/03/2015) [-]
In Assor Londo*
User avatar #32 - roxasftw (01/02/2015) [-]
It set on my dick!
#33 - achphoenix (01/02/2015) [-]
Gwyn isnt home. Come sit on my lap.
User avatar #34 - roxasftw (01/02/2015) [-]
No
Stahp
That's ghey
#35 - achphoenix (01/02/2015) [-]
do you reject us?
User avatar #36 - roxasftw (01/02/2015) [-]
No, I merely don't want man dick on me, I would fuck the Darkmoon Knightess
She is mai waifu
#37 - achphoenix (01/02/2015) [-]
im afraid we are too close to be one without the other.
User avatar #38 - roxasftw (01/02/2015) [-]
Then, I will take both of you in bed!
#39 - achphoenix (01/02/2015) [-]
that pleases us greatly. Priscilla-kun too?
User avatar #40 - roxasftw (01/02/2015) [-]
>Priscilla-Kun
>Kun
Klol
And yes, I love here
#41 - achphoenix (01/02/2015) [-]
It is settled then. Huzzar!
#22 - dont you love me anymore?  [+] (18 new replies) 01/02/2015 on And a new nightmare was born 0
#51 - mightypoggers (01/03/2015) [-]
you need to stop being so weird brother.
yeah thats right. solaire is gwyndolins brother motherfucker
User avatar #60 - newforomador (01/03/2015) [-]
*might be his brother
It's never been confirmed, only implied
#63 - achphoenix (01/03/2015) [-]
80% of dark souls lore is only implied through item descriptions and what not. so stfu and praise the sun.
User avatar #27 - roxasftw (01/02/2015) [-]
God damn, I know that's a guy, but I would still fuck him
#29 - achphoenix (01/02/2015) [-]
if w ask kindly, would thou kindle our bonfire?
User avatar #30 - roxasftw (01/02/2015) [-]
I would kindle that shit beyond 20
#31 - achphoenix (01/02/2015) [-]
The sun never sets in Anor Londo. pls no bannerino
User avatar #48 - plokix (01/03/2015) [-]
In Assor Londo*
User avatar #32 - roxasftw (01/02/2015) [-]
It set on my dick!
#33 - achphoenix (01/02/2015) [-]
Gwyn isnt home. Come sit on my lap.
User avatar #34 - roxasftw (01/02/2015) [-]
No
Stahp
That's ghey
#35 - achphoenix (01/02/2015) [-]
do you reject us?
User avatar #36 - roxasftw (01/02/2015) [-]
No, I merely don't want man dick on me, I would fuck the Darkmoon Knightess
She is mai waifu
#37 - achphoenix (01/02/2015) [-]
im afraid we are too close to be one without the other.
User avatar #38 - roxasftw (01/02/2015) [-]
Then, I will take both of you in bed!
#39 - achphoenix (01/02/2015) [-]
that pleases us greatly. Priscilla-kun too?
User avatar #40 - roxasftw (01/02/2015) [-]
>Priscilla-Kun
>Kun
Klol
And yes, I love here
#41 - achphoenix (01/02/2015) [-]
It is settled then. Huzzar!

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User avatar #91 - I Am Monkey (02/06/2015) [-]
stickied by achphoenix
Best back the **** off son.
#70 - Rascal (11/03/2014) [-]
I'm the anon in the night
Guess who I am and win a prize
User avatar #71 to #70 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
whydoesthishappen?
#72 to #71 - Rascal (11/04/2014) [-]
Guess again
User avatar #73 to #72 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
grogorvic?
#74 to #73 - Rascal (11/04/2014) [-]
Have another guess
User avatar #75 to #74 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
christineline?
#76 to #75 - Rascal (11/05/2014) [-]
Okay, I will give you a hint
Think of a word that ends with vel
User avatar #77 to #76 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
level
#78 to #77 - Rascal (11/05/2014) [-]
starts with a J
User avatar #79 to #78 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
cant think of any english words that will fit that description
#80 to #79 - Rascal (11/05/2014) [-]
Who says its and english word and not from the rest of europe?
User avatar #81 to #80 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
javel?
#82 to #81 - Rascal (11/06/2014) [-]
Yes, javel
now, name a specific type of javel
User avatar #83 to #82 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
javel sir?
#84 to #83 - Rascal (11/06/2014) [-]
Okay, time for another clue:
I tend to call you danskjavel
User avatar #85 to #84 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
Bäcke for helvete xD
User avatar #86 to #85 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
You have discovered my true identity xD
User avatar #87 to #86 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
a thousand curses and flæskesteg upon you xD
User avatar #88 to #87 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
A thousand? Pfft, going soft?
User avatar #89 to #88 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
im generous because i have gotten rid of stresses
User avatar #90 to #89 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
Hurray, no more stress!
#67 - Rascal (11/02/2014) [-]
Pølse
User avatar #68 to #67 - achphoenix (11/02/2014) [-]
flæskesteg
#69 to #68 - Rascal (11/02/2014) [-]
rullebør
#65 - chrisstineline (07/15/2014) [-]
Hejsa.
Hejsa.
User avatar #36 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon huggles ach**
User avatar #37 to #36 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix purrs** Hello dear, i have missed you.
User avatar #38 to #37 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses ach's cheek happily**

Sorry dear.
User avatar #39 to #38 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix sneaks his arm around warzon's lower back and draws him closer**

whatever have you been doing today, love?
User avatar #40 to #39 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to kiss ach lightly**

Not much I guess
User avatar #41 to #40 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
what gender should i imagine you as?
User avatar #42 to #41 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
Changeling.
User avatar #46 to #42 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix gently touched warz's forehead, before moving his hand down warz's face and placing it by his throat. achphoenix continued kissing warz with held back passion**

you' re here now and thats what matters
User avatar #47 to #46 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to purr gently hugging his neck warmly kissing him passionately**
User avatar #48 to #47 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix ended the kiss abruptly and bend down to bite warz in the neck, while his hands greedily caressed warz' carapace**
User avatar #49 to #48 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to gasp softly stroking down his sides very slowly**

Oh...~
User avatar #50 to #49 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix stops the bite to take a deep inhale of warz' scent, and moans thoroughly. achphoenix scratches his nails down warz' chest, stops, and firmly grabs warz' ass**
User avatar #51 to #50 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble sharply pressing up against him as warzy began to nibble his neck**
User avatar #52 to #51 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix let out a throaty moan and shivered. ach put his leg around warzy, while his hand searched between the changelings hindlegs **
User avatar #53 to #52 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to bite my lower lip as he felt both pair of equipment as the changeling squirms sharply**
User avatar #55 to #53 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix 's pleasure was becoming too immense, he had to confess. ach´s hand went to warzy's face and his mouth to his ear**

I want you. I need to have you.
User avatar #56 to #55 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper back somewhat shamed**

You know I get around...?
User avatar #57 to #56 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix looks confused at warzon**
User avatar #58 to #57 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
You do realize I get around A lot.
User avatar #64 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i only thought of this as harmless cybering... rp...
User avatar #62 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
please explain. please
User avatar #63 to #62 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry.
flirt and the next step
User avatar #61 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean *get around a lot" ?
User avatar #59 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i did not no
User avatar #60 to #59 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
#14 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#15 to #14 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
An unexpected visitor.
#16 to #15 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yup -  jeg er et gigantisk creep!    
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep!
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
#17 to #16 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
klaret alle combat med 3 stjerner. stealth senere...
and how did you?...
User avatar #18 to #17 - chrisstineline (11/05/2013) [-]
How did I what?
User avatar #19 to #18 - achphoenix (11/05/2013) [-]
know?
User avatar #20 to #19 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Magic n' stuff.
(du kommenterede noget på en no-fap november, hvor du sagde noget om Batman)
User avatar #21 to #20 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
hvem er du?
hvordan ved du også jeg er dansk?
User avatar #22 to #21 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Igen: Det skrev du også.
Noget med en "report from Denmark: Day four" osv.
User avatar #23 to #22 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
tænkte det nok
#24 to #23 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Så: Hvem er du?
Så: Hvem er du?
#25 to #24 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
en datamatiker studerende.
ti hi fnidder fnis
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder ret fedt!    
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
Det lyder ret fedt!
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
#27 to #26 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
hvordan skulle jeg ellers miste min tid når jeg burde læse?
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det er jo det.    
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
Det er jo det.
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
#29 to #28 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
ingen af delene siger mig noget
ingen af delene siger mig noget
#31 to #30 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...   
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
User avatar #32 to #31 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder også rart - men Hearthstone?
Kører de ikke stadig med closed beta?
User avatar #33 to #32 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
Jo de gør
User avatar #34 to #33 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Fedt nok! Er det noget ved?
User avatar #9 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hellur. c:
#10 to #9 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
what are you up to?
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much. :3
#12 to #11 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yowch, that sucks. But I guess at least you;re getting money. c:
#2 to #1 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
well hello there
well hello there
#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Hola.
What's up?
#4 to #3 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
should be preparing for exams, instead i am sitting here like a foal
#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
When are the exams?
When are the exams?
#6 to #5 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
next one is in 2 days. Have to defend my report on a machine and electronics project that streched 3,5 months. 12 minutes powerpoint presentation and 8 minutes questions.
#7 to #6 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds difficult.   
You should prepare.
Sounds difficult.
You should prepare.
#8 to #7 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, i have prepared some. We were in groups of 3, people usually picked either electronics or machinery and worked there, i picked electronics.
3-2 days ago i met up with the machine specialist from my/our project and we traded knowledge in both our fields so, we could answer theoretical questions from both teachers.
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