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#92 - knave 05/26/2014 on Let's make a story. +1
#14 - it is. there is even references to ctOS in black flag 05/26/2014 on Nothing is everything is... 0
#5 - Comment deleted 05/26/2014 on Bong souls +2
#22 - Wolf form link  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Ridley is too big +4
User avatar #62 - sketchE (05/26/2014) [-]
that should be links final smash. let toon link have the sword slashes
User avatar #127 - froggets (05/26/2014) [-]
I was thinking the same, I am really curious to what different types of final smashes both Links will have... Wolf Link would make sense since this link is also based on the Twilight Princess link
#22 - Picture 05/26/2014 on Its these things that drive... +3
#14 - sonofabitch... 05/26/2014 on God save the Queen. 0
#21 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2014 on High(er) res gifs +19
#34 - trixcision (05/26/2014) [-]
I fucking love that gif so much
User avatar #42 - chcknchsr (05/26/2014) [-]
no you
#58 - Picture 05/25/2014 on Assassins 0
#70 - and on that day, they recieved a grim reminder... that their f…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2014 on Blow My Nose at You +16
User avatar #71 - sunnyday (05/25/2014) [-]
5 MINUTES AND I WAS BEATEN TO THE PUNCH
#65 - Comment deleted 05/25/2014 on Guys, I want a castle. 0
#11 - we should praise together some time 05/25/2014 on rise and shine, motherfucker +3
#2 - say hello to the sun from me  [+] (15 new replies) 05/25/2014 on rise and shine, motherfucker +30
#21 - metalcoldreaper (05/25/2014) [-]
No. No to all of that. FUCK the sun.

Praise the liar.
#31 - megayoming (05/25/2014) [-]
Well you could just praise the light you fucking pleb.

~Figgit
User avatar #44 - metalcoldreaper (05/25/2014) [-]
I praise the liar. Because the liar will set you free (Or piss you off)
#45 - megayoming (05/25/2014) [-]
Lies but good lies
#22 - shabadaka (05/25/2014) [-]
I don't like your attitude sir.
#42 - cplkoeksuster (05/25/2014) [-]
#23 - metalcoldreaper (05/25/2014) [-]
Praise the Liar, Illusion wall ahead.
#24 - shabadaka (05/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #25 - metalcoldreaper (05/25/2014) [-]
He would honestly have to if i sent him a dead cat..
#26 - shabadaka (05/25/2014) [-]
#27 - metalcoldreaper (05/25/2014) [-]
Kinda makes me sad Ego is a douche now..

Jon n Erin were the best team up next to 2bestfriends. Hell, The guy even lied about why Jon left the group, Still feel terrible for the guy :/ Praise Jon at the very least.
#28 - shabadaka (05/25/2014) [-]
That's what I wanted to hear.
User avatar #29 - metalcoldreaper (05/25/2014) [-]
Just remember to don't send him live animals.
#14 - ldnelson (05/25/2014) [-]
#13 - anonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
#3 - jokeexplain  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2014 on (untitled) -1
#14 - darkjustifier (05/25/2014) [-]
When he was standing at his doorway he believed the shadow he saw to be his own because of the fact that there was light behind him when in fact it was his neighbors shadow so when it looked like the shadow closed a door he had a freakout session.
#4 - angelicdemon (05/25/2014) [-]
HNNNNGGGGGGG, you know?
Fucker had a heart attack
#3 - Picture 05/25/2014 on I made this +34
#8828274 - Picture 05/24/2014 on retard forum +1
#74 - When my time here is done, you shall be king!  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2014 on So.. 0
User avatar #149 - licestr (05/24/2014) [-]
its ''When my days have come to and end, You, Shall, Be, KING!''
User avatar #148 - licestr (05/24/2014) [-]
HHHIIIIIII HAAAAA HAAAAAAAA HIIIII HEEEEE HIII HOOOOOOOOOOO!
#25 - fuck.... 05/23/2014 on Brain Damaging Habits 0
#4 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2014 on Before They Were Famous... +6
#10 - anonymous (05/23/2014) [-]
Hellere blinkende lygter!
#5 - wroughten (05/23/2014) [-]
åh gud...
#2 - Comment deleted 05/23/2014 on hueheuheue 0
#23 - why cant we just form a nordic union and reign supreme?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/23/2014 on Living in Denmark 0
User avatar #26 - nomisdk (05/23/2014) [-]
becus most of the nordic hates sweden. So we can do it just without sweden
User avatar #27 - spokig (05/23/2014) [-]
Cute dreamworld you´re living in.. silly Norwegians thinking they got power.
User avatar #29 - nomisdk (05/23/2014) [-]
i ain't form norway dummey
User avatar #32 - spokig (05/23/2014) [-]
From*

Norway, Denmark dosent matter you are just our little monkeys we go to look at to laugh
User avatar #34 - sickopuppy (05/23/2014) [-]
im from norway, we're the best (if you exclude everything south of the DOVRE mountain
#33 - nomisdk (05/23/2014) [-]
at lest we have lego
#167 - jessica elwood  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2014 on anatomy 0
User avatar #183 - leonhardt (05/23/2014) [-]
Best furry porn.
User avatar #180 - afrodemon (05/23/2014) [-]
man in disquise
#7 - discovery channel between breaks  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2014 on Solar sistem 0
User avatar #15 - flamingbananas (05/23/2014) [-]
thanks
#6 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2014 on When people argue about... +3
#12 - doktorwhat (05/23/2014) [-]
dayum, phanaict knows how to troll
#7 - avliam (05/22/2014) [-]
he's not serious he's trying to fill the big lubey hole phanact left so thumb up everything he posts and he'll go away.
#7 - bitch please 05/22/2014 on A very well-done villain 0
#4 - Visual Studio 2013 please?  [+] (7 new replies) 05/22/2014 on When people argue about... +1
#9 - anonymous (05/23/2014) [-]
To be fair visual studios is confusing as fuck to work with, I prefer just to use Quartus
User avatar #5 - phanaict (05/22/2014) [-]
if it isnt on mac, then it isnt required
User avatar #22 - grandmabetty (05/23/2014) [-]
you are gay
User avatar #25 - phanaict (05/23/2014) [-]
you take that back, i am a proud straight male who only rarely sucks penises
#6 - achphoenix (05/22/2014) [-]
#12 - doktorwhat (05/23/2014) [-]
dayum, phanaict knows how to troll
#7 - avliam (05/22/2014) [-]
he's not serious he's trying to fill the big lubey hole phanact left so thumb up everything he posts and he'll go away.
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#65 - chrisstineline (07/15/2014) [-]
Hejsa.
Hejsa.
User avatar #36 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon huggles ach**
User avatar #37 to #36 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix purrs** Hello dear, i have missed you.
User avatar #38 to #37 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses ach's cheek happily**

Sorry dear.
User avatar #39 to #38 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix sneaks his arm around warzon's lower back and draws him closer**

whatever have you been doing today, love?
User avatar #40 to #39 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to kiss ach lightly**

Not much I guess
User avatar #41 to #40 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
what gender should i imagine you as?
User avatar #42 to #41 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
Changeling.
User avatar #46 to #42 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix gently touched warz's forehead, before moving his hand down warz's face and placing it by his throat. achphoenix continued kissing warz with held back passion**

you' re here now and thats what matters
User avatar #47 to #46 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to purr gently hugging his neck warmly kissing him passionately**
User avatar #48 to #47 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix ended the kiss abruptly and bend down to bite warz in the neck, while his hands greedily caressed warz' carapace**
User avatar #49 to #48 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to gasp softly stroking down his sides very slowly**

Oh...~
User avatar #50 to #49 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix stops the bite to take a deep inhale of warz' scent, and moans thoroughly. achphoenix scratches his nails down warz' chest, stops, and firmly grabs warz' ass**
User avatar #51 to #50 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble sharply pressing up against him as warzy began to nibble his neck**
User avatar #52 to #51 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix let out a throaty moan and shivered. ach put his leg around warzy, while his hand searched between the changelings hindlegs **
User avatar #53 to #52 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to bite my lower lip as he felt both pair of equipment as the changeling squirms sharply**
User avatar #55 to #53 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix 's pleasure was becoming too immense, he had to confess. ach´s hand went to warzy's face and his mouth to his ear**

I want you. I need to have you.
User avatar #56 to #55 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper back somewhat shamed**

You know I get around...?
User avatar #57 to #56 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix looks confused at warzon**
User avatar #58 to #57 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
You do realize I get around A lot.
User avatar #64 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i only thought of this as harmless cybering... rp...
User avatar #62 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
please explain. please
User avatar #63 to #62 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry.
flirt and the next step
User avatar #61 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean *get around a lot" ?
User avatar #59 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i did not no
User avatar #60 to #59 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
#35 - ihatethings (11/22/2013) [-]
Nigger
#14 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#15 to #14 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
An unexpected visitor.
#16 to #15 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yup -  jeg er et gigantisk creep!    
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep!
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
#17 to #16 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
klaret alle combat med 3 stjerner. stealth senere...
and how did you?...
User avatar #18 to #17 - chrisstineline (11/05/2013) [-]
How did I what?
User avatar #19 to #18 - achphoenix (11/05/2013) [-]
know?
User avatar #20 to #19 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Magic n' stuff.
(du kommenterede noget på en no-fap november, hvor du sagde noget om Batman)
User avatar #21 to #20 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
hvem er du?
hvordan ved du også jeg er dansk?
User avatar #22 to #21 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Igen: Det skrev du også.
Noget med en "report from Denmark: Day four" osv.
User avatar #23 to #22 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
tænkte det nok
#24 to #23 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Så: Hvem er du?
Så: Hvem er du?
#25 to #24 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
en datamatiker studerende.
ti hi fnidder fnis
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder ret fedt!    
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
Det lyder ret fedt!
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
#27 to #26 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
hvordan skulle jeg ellers miste min tid når jeg burde læse?
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det er jo det.    
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
Det er jo det.
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
#29 to #28 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
ingen af delene siger mig noget
ingen af delene siger mig noget
#31 to #30 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...   
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
User avatar #32 to #31 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder også rart - men Hearthstone?
Kører de ikke stadig med closed beta?
User avatar #33 to #32 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
Jo de gør
User avatar #34 to #33 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Fedt nok! Er det noget ved?
User avatar #9 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hellur. c:
#10 to #9 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
what are you up to?
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much. :3
#12 to #11 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yowch, that sucks. But I guess at least you;re getting money. c:
#2 to #1 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
well hello there
well hello there
#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Hola.
What's up?
#4 to #3 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
should be preparing for exams, instead i am sitting here like a foal
#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
When are the exams?
When are the exams?
#6 to #5 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
next one is in 2 days. Have to defend my report on a machine and electronics project that streched 3,5 months. 12 minutes powerpoint presentation and 8 minutes questions.
#7 to #6 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds difficult.   
You should prepare.
Sounds difficult.
You should prepare.
#8 to #7 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, i have prepared some. We were in groups of 3, people usually picked either electronics or machinery and worked there, i picked electronics.
3-2 days ago i met up with the machine specialist from my/our project and we traded knowledge in both our fields so, we could answer theoretical questions from both teachers.
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