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#1020 - the bullies would win... 07/19/2014 on feels part 9000 0
#305 - actually im bi, but nevermind 07/18/2014 on weekend plans 0
#296 - what if i usually have that with all my guy friends too?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2014 on weekend plans 0
User avatar #297 - derivat (07/18/2014) [-]
Then congratulations, youre straight
#305 - achphoenix (07/18/2014) [-]
actually im bi, but nevermind
#292 - but she is a lesbian, and acts like a dude, is that ok?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/18/2014 on weekend plans 0
User avatar #293 - derivat (07/18/2014) [-]
As long as you dont have any skin contact
#296 - achphoenix (07/18/2014) [-]
what if i usually have that with all my guy friends too?
User avatar #297 - derivat (07/18/2014) [-]
Then congratulations, youre straight
#305 - achphoenix (07/18/2014) [-]
actually im bi, but nevermind
#290 - im sorry  [+] (6 new replies) 07/18/2014 on weekend plans 0
User avatar #291 - derivat (07/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, you should feel ashamed. Girls are gross
#292 - achphoenix (07/18/2014) [-]
but she is a lesbian, and acts like a dude, is that ok?
User avatar #293 - derivat (07/18/2014) [-]
As long as you dont have any skin contact
#296 - achphoenix (07/18/2014) [-]
what if i usually have that with all my guy friends too?
User avatar #297 - derivat (07/18/2014) [-]
Then congratulations, youre straight
#305 - achphoenix (07/18/2014) [-]
actually im bi, but nevermind
#191 - getting visited by a girl for a week  [+] (8 new replies) 07/18/2014 on weekend plans 0
User avatar #200 - derivat (07/18/2014) [-]
faggot
#290 - achphoenix (07/18/2014) [-]
im sorry
User avatar #291 - derivat (07/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, you should feel ashamed. Girls are gross
#292 - achphoenix (07/18/2014) [-]
but she is a lesbian, and acts like a dude, is that ok?
User avatar #293 - derivat (07/18/2014) [-]
As long as you dont have any skin contact
#296 - achphoenix (07/18/2014) [-]
what if i usually have that with all my guy friends too?
User avatar #297 - derivat (07/18/2014) [-]
Then congratulations, youre straight
#305 - achphoenix (07/18/2014) [-]
actually im bi, but nevermind
#3403 - **achphoenix rolls 767,656,784** 07/18/2014 on Roll for Red 0
#347 - hugs 07/17/2014 on my kinky gay son 0
#10 - hm, i remembered wrong. how embarrassing 07/16/2014 on Leona Diana relationship... 0
#8 - but the sun killed everyone in leonas name -.- how is she an…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Leona Diana relationship... 0
User avatar #9 - letmetouchyourboob (07/16/2014) [-]
the sun never killed anyone in her name. it just knocked them unconscious when they tried to execute her.
leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Leona/Background
#10 - achphoenix (07/16/2014) [-]
hm, i remembered wrong. how embarrassing
#6 - only if you have problems. if not, drink all you can. … 07/15/2014 on drink water 0
#3 - the first problem you will face with "overhydration"…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2014 on drink water 0
User avatar #5 - guiguito (07/15/2014) [-]
So take it easy on the water right?
User avatar #6 - achphoenix (07/15/2014) [-]
only if you have problems.
if not, drink all you can.
The blood thinning will generally happen if you drink 1,5-2 liters of water in 10 minutes or so, depending on body size.
but a high intake of water over the span of the day is no problem, as long as you pee regularly.
#66 - dig igen? 07/15/2014 on achphoenix's profile 0
#1021 - Mass effect 3 and Metal gear rising. I could see it happen. 07/15/2014 on This will be interesting 0
#360 - feminazi 07/14/2014 on Rename Anonymous! 0
#80 - its neither  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Some Random Interesting... +1
User avatar #83 - tacticalhog (07/11/2014) [-]
oh, well whichever company. But out of curiosity what is it? Asking you insted of google so you can get pinkies.
#111 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/12/2014) [-]
Universal Pictures and Illumination Entertainment.
#40 - 12000 4000 350 07/11/2014 on fj quiz +4
#71 - can anyone tell me if the 3 bionicle movies made it internatio… 07/11/2014 on bionicle thread +1
#42 - and skype was "only" 8,5 how does that make sense? s…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on Smart bastard.. +2
#65 - areancoconut (07/12/2014) [-]
Monetization.
#29 - water cooling pls 07/11/2014 on You get one wish 0
#883 - i dont want fame 07/11/2014 on Admin the Preacher 0
#502 - **achphoenix rolls 4,121** challenge accepted 07/09/2014 on muh sticky power 0
#243 - History teacher 07/09/2014 on Admins School 0
#3 - which means that she lies? 07/09/2014 on SEEING IS BELIEVING -1
#4 - I WILL CRUSH YOU! 07/09/2014 on Playing against a priest in... +1
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#65 - chrisstineline (07/15/2014) [-]
Hejsa.
Hejsa.
User avatar #36 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon huggles ach**
User avatar #37 to #36 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix purrs** Hello dear, i have missed you.
User avatar #38 to #37 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses ach's cheek happily**

Sorry dear.
User avatar #39 to #38 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix sneaks his arm around warzon's lower back and draws him closer**

whatever have you been doing today, love?
User avatar #40 to #39 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to kiss ach lightly**

Not much I guess
User avatar #41 to #40 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
what gender should i imagine you as?
User avatar #42 to #41 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
Changeling.
User avatar #46 to #42 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix gently touched warz's forehead, before moving his hand down warz's face and placing it by his throat. achphoenix continued kissing warz with held back passion**

you' re here now and thats what matters
User avatar #47 to #46 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to purr gently hugging his neck warmly kissing him passionately**
User avatar #48 to #47 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix ended the kiss abruptly and bend down to bite warz in the neck, while his hands greedily caressed warz' carapace**
User avatar #49 to #48 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to gasp softly stroking down his sides very slowly**

Oh...~
User avatar #50 to #49 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix stops the bite to take a deep inhale of warz' scent, and moans thoroughly. achphoenix scratches his nails down warz' chest, stops, and firmly grabs warz' ass**
User avatar #51 to #50 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble sharply pressing up against him as warzy began to nibble his neck**
User avatar #52 to #51 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix let out a throaty moan and shivered. ach put his leg around warzy, while his hand searched between the changelings hindlegs **
User avatar #53 to #52 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to bite my lower lip as he felt both pair of equipment as the changeling squirms sharply**
User avatar #55 to #53 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix 's pleasure was becoming too immense, he had to confess. ach´s hand went to warzy's face and his mouth to his ear**

I want you. I need to have you.
User avatar #56 to #55 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper back somewhat shamed**

You know I get around...?
User avatar #57 to #56 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix looks confused at warzon**
User avatar #58 to #57 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
You do realize I get around A lot.
User avatar #64 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i only thought of this as harmless cybering... rp...
User avatar #62 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
please explain. please
User avatar #63 to #62 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry.
flirt and the next step
User avatar #61 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean *get around a lot" ?
User avatar #59 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i did not no
User avatar #60 to #59 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
#14 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#15 to #14 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
An unexpected visitor.
#16 to #15 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yup -  jeg er et gigantisk creep!    
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep!
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
#17 to #16 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
klaret alle combat med 3 stjerner. stealth senere...
and how did you?...
User avatar #18 to #17 - chrisstineline (11/05/2013) [-]
How did I what?
User avatar #19 to #18 - achphoenix (11/05/2013) [-]
know?
User avatar #20 to #19 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Magic n' stuff.
(du kommenterede noget på en no-fap november, hvor du sagde noget om Batman)
User avatar #21 to #20 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
hvem er du?
hvordan ved du også jeg er dansk?
User avatar #22 to #21 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Igen: Det skrev du også.
Noget med en "report from Denmark: Day four" osv.
User avatar #23 to #22 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
tænkte det nok
#24 to #23 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Så: Hvem er du?
Så: Hvem er du?
#25 to #24 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
en datamatiker studerende.
ti hi fnidder fnis
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder ret fedt!    
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
Det lyder ret fedt!
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
#27 to #26 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
hvordan skulle jeg ellers miste min tid når jeg burde læse?
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det er jo det.    
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
Det er jo det.
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
#29 to #28 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
ingen af delene siger mig noget
ingen af delene siger mig noget
#31 to #30 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...   
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
User avatar #32 to #31 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder også rart - men Hearthstone?
Kører de ikke stadig med closed beta?
User avatar #33 to #32 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
Jo de gør
User avatar #34 to #33 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Fedt nok! Er det noget ved?
User avatar #9 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hellur. c:
#10 to #9 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
what are you up to?
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much. :3
#12 to #11 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yowch, that sucks. But I guess at least you;re getting money. c:
#2 to #1 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
well hello there
well hello there
#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Hola.
What's up?
#4 to #3 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
should be preparing for exams, instead i am sitting here like a foal
#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
When are the exams?
When are the exams?
#6 to #5 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
next one is in 2 days. Have to defend my report on a machine and electronics project that streched 3,5 months. 12 minutes powerpoint presentation and 8 minutes questions.
#7 to #6 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds difficult.   
You should prepare.
Sounds difficult.
You should prepare.
#8 to #7 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, i have prepared some. We were in groups of 3, people usually picked either electronics or machinery and worked there, i picked electronics.
3-2 days ago i met up with the machine specialist from my/our project and we traded knowledge in both our fields so, we could answer theoretical questions from both teachers.
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