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#4 - needs more Ashbringer  [+] (6 new replies) 05/13/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #13 - killthebilly (05/14/2014) [-]
i honestly think Frostmourne is more known than Ashbringer, simply because it had a way bigger role in World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King.
User avatar #18 - achphoenix (05/14/2014) [-]
vanilla players will be sad
User avatar #19 - killthebilly (05/14/2014) [-]
yea, i know. I played in Vanilla myself, but Wrath had more players than Vanilla
User avatar #20 - ganto (05/14/2014) [-]
You could equip Ashbringer in vanilla... Therefore it is more iconic
User avatar #21 - killthebilly (05/15/2014) [-]
sure, you could equip it, but that doesn't make it more iconic m8.

Frostmourne was the icon, along with the helmet, for the WoW-expansion that had the most players.

Ashbringer was iconic, but not the only icon, in Vanilla.

Either way, both should be featured, if any of them are featured.
User avatar #9 - JukkaTheTroll (05/14/2014) [-]
Lets not forget Frostmourne now...
#9 - ********** is legal in denmark as long as the ani… 05/13/2014 on just puffin' along 0
#9 - glorious **** lifestyle being compared to dark so… 05/13/2014 on It's Not Cosplay 0
#6 - here are some parts, Gab. Go nuts.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2014 on How the platypus was created +113
User avatar #27 - spatulaman (05/14/2014) [-]
2 and a half parts to be exact.
User avatar #7 - iliekmennow (05/13/2014) [-]
he only combinded the beaver and the duck because he cant count to 3...
#7 - Bill gates was also in harvard, but they both left because the…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2014 on school +65
#40 - endospore (05/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, people love using these as perfect college dropout stories, but they all leave out the fact that not only did they leave because they were already making enough money to live on, they all also had the kind of connections and/or grades where they could just go right back to Harvard if it didn't work out.
#171 - i think it should be possible to make a challenging and enjoya…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2014 on Git gud or git rekt 0
User avatar #172 - kennyh (05/12/2014) [-]
Hey we will take it if someone makes it. It's on the developers to produce such a game. Not the community. The community has shown there is a market for hard yet good games.
But plenty of games CAN be hard with difficulty settings.
Too many people complain about how "new games are too easy" but play on the easiest possible setting. The only difference here is that DS does not have a setting.
#3 - Comment deleted 05/12/2014 on The Legend of Zelda:... 0
#4 - nice one 05/12/2014 on The clock +4
#2 - this wouldnt help me in any way... 05/12/2014 on word clock design 0
#15 - 1. its not about taste then 2. even if you are intolerent,…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/12/2014 on Thanks, Mom! [Mind Game] +3
#69 - anonymous (05/12/2014) [-]
1. I don't have lactose intolerance but i fucking hate milk.
2. Listing numbers doesn't make you sound any more convincing
#24 - killemusen (05/12/2014) [-]
plus you can get milk without lactose.
User avatar #16 - theguywhoaskswhy (05/12/2014) [-]
1. & 2. One would think that if the consumption of milk caused cramps, diarrhoea and bloating then even if it tasted like the nectar or the gods, you would not enjoy it.
3. That wasn't even part of the question you asked.
#2 - why is this not on the ferry between denmark and england... di…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2014 on The clock +5
#3 - drickz (05/12/2014) [-]
Why would you need to know the Swedish and Finnish time when going to the UK?

Sorry. Bad joke.
#4 - achphoenix (05/12/2014) [-]
nice one
#3 - naggers 05/12/2014 on My favorite South Park moment +4
#1 - so old it isnt even true 05/12/2014 on How to tell it’s HTML5 0
#12 - who the hell dosnt like milk?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/12/2014 on Thanks, Mom! [Mind Game] +27
#49 - relant (05/12/2014) [-]
I like it in the tea. But...You know...In tea
#14 - theguywhoaskswhy (05/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #15 - achphoenix (05/12/2014) [-]
1. its not about taste then
2. even if you are intolerent, it can still taste good.
3. your mom wouldnt make you drink it, if you were intolerent.
#69 - anonymous (05/12/2014) [-]
1. I don't have lactose intolerance but i fucking hate milk.
2. Listing numbers doesn't make you sound any more convincing
#24 - killemusen (05/12/2014) [-]
plus you can get milk without lactose.
User avatar #16 - theguywhoaskswhy (05/12/2014) [-]
1. & 2. One would think that if the consumption of milk caused cramps, diarrhoea and bloating then even if it tasted like the nectar or the gods, you would not enjoy it.
3. That wasn't even part of the question you asked.
#8 - i wanted switzerland to win...  [+] (4 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Austria what are you doing +11
User avatar #66 - perfonator (05/11/2014) [-]
As a Swiss person, I was really surprised for Switzerland not to make last place like the years before...
User avatar #19 - dispensa (05/11/2014) [-]
Swiss guy here.
I really rooted for Belarus, thought they were awesome.
#15 - pellebauss (05/11/2014) [-]
i wanted france to win... with their two points i think they got pretty close to winning!
#9 - hugebulliest (05/11/2014) [-]
So did I!

But no, all bow down to the beard thing overlord!
#84 - needs more Rokhan in the background 05/10/2014 on I am the night.... 0
#2 - William dawat 05/09/2014 on (untitled) 0
#2 - arbeit macht frei 05/09/2014 on German gaming +3
#4 - uplay works fine 05/09/2014 on Watch Dogs 0
#100 - ah, thanks for the correction. i think it had more to do with … 05/08/2014 on Nintendo $457 Million in debt +2
#16 - with the amount of money nintendo has in the bank, there is no…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/08/2014 on Nintendo $457 Million in debt +39
User avatar #49 - garymotherfingoak (05/08/2014) [-]
indeed, they have a lot of time and chances to screw up before they're in serious trouble.

I think Sony is dealing with a very similar issue. big losses, but bigger bank check.
#112 - deckbox (05/08/2014) [-]
The Playstation brand and console end of things are fine but pretty much everything else has gone to shit
User avatar #22 - tokitoki (05/08/2014) [-]
It's spelled debt.
Dept is an abbreviation for the word department.
I don't usually correct things like this, but you spelled it wrong the same way twice so I'm not sure if you just spell it like that or what.
User avatar #100 - achphoenix (05/08/2014) [-]
ah, thanks for the correction. i think it had more to do with me waking up 35 min before typing this x3
#16 - too sexy for sfw 05/07/2014 on Never Ending Sword Fight 0
#22 - beating some meat 05/03/2014 on not what i meant by we ride... -1
#15 - **achphoenix rolls 083** math 05/03/2014 on Roughly 0
#192 - besides diseases and uncleaness, our digestive systems dosnt r… 05/03/2014 on 404 0
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User avatar #36 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon huggles ach**
User avatar #37 to #36 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix purrs** Hello dear, i have missed you.
User avatar #38 to #37 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses ach's cheek happily**

Sorry dear.
User avatar #39 to #38 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix sneaks his arm around warzon's lower back and draws him closer**

whatever have you been doing today, love?
User avatar #40 to #39 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to kiss ach lightly**

Not much I guess
User avatar #41 to #40 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
what gender should i imagine you as?
User avatar #42 to #41 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
Changeling.
User avatar #46 to #42 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix gently touched warz's forehead, before moving his hand down warz's face and placing it by his throat. achphoenix continued kissing warz with held back passion**

you' re here now and thats what matters
User avatar #47 to #46 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to purr gently hugging his neck warmly kissing him passionately**
User avatar #48 to #47 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix ended the kiss abruptly and bend down to bite warz in the neck, while his hands greedily caressed warz' carapace**
User avatar #49 to #48 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to gasp softly stroking down his sides very slowly**

Oh...~
User avatar #50 to #49 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix stops the bite to take a deep inhale of warz' scent, and moans thoroughly. achphoenix scratches his nails down warz' chest, stops, and firmly grabs warz' ass**
User avatar #51 to #50 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble sharply pressing up against him as warzy began to nibble his neck**
User avatar #52 to #51 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix let out a throaty moan and shivered. ach put his leg around warzy, while his hand searched between the changelings hindlegs **
User avatar #53 to #52 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to bite my lower lip as he felt both pair of equipment as the changeling squirms sharply**
User avatar #55 to #53 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix 's pleasure was becoming too immense, he had to confess. ach´s hand went to warzy's face and his mouth to his ear**

I want you. I need to have you.
User avatar #56 to #55 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper back somewhat shamed**

You know I get around...?
User avatar #57 to #56 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix looks confused at warzon**
User avatar #58 to #57 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
You do realize I get around A lot.
User avatar #64 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i only thought of this as harmless cybering... rp...
User avatar #62 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
please explain. please
User avatar #63 to #62 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry.
flirt and the next step
User avatar #61 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean *get around a lot" ?
User avatar #59 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i did not no
User avatar #60 to #59 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
#14 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#15 to #14 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
An unexpected visitor.
#16 to #15 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yup -  jeg er et gigantisk creep!    
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep!
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
#17 to #16 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
klaret alle combat med 3 stjerner. stealth senere...
and how did you?...
User avatar #18 to #17 - chrisstineline (11/05/2013) [-]
How did I what?
User avatar #19 to #18 - achphoenix (11/05/2013) [-]
know?
User avatar #20 to #19 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Magic n' stuff.
(du kommenterede noget på en no-fap november, hvor du sagde noget om Batman)
User avatar #21 to #20 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
hvem er du?
hvordan ved du også jeg er dansk?
User avatar #22 to #21 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Igen: Det skrev du også.
Noget med en "report from Denmark: Day four" osv.
User avatar #23 to #22 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
tænkte det nok
#24 to #23 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Så: Hvem er du?
Så: Hvem er du?
#25 to #24 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
en datamatiker studerende.
ti hi fnidder fnis
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder ret fedt!    
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
Det lyder ret fedt!
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
#27 to #26 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
hvordan skulle jeg ellers miste min tid når jeg burde læse?
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det er jo det.    
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
Det er jo det.
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
#29 to #28 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
ingen af delene siger mig noget
ingen af delene siger mig noget
#31 to #30 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...   
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
User avatar #32 to #31 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder også rart - men Hearthstone?
Kører de ikke stadig med closed beta?
User avatar #33 to #32 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
Jo de gør
User avatar #34 to #33 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Fedt nok! Er det noget ved?
User avatar #9 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hellur. c:
#10 to #9 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
what are you up to?
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much. :3
#12 to #11 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yowch, that sucks. But I guess at least you;re getting money. c:
#2 to #1 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
well hello there
well hello there
#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Hola.
What's up?
#4 to #3 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
should be preparing for exams, instead i am sitting here like a foal
#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
When are the exams?
When are the exams?
#6 to #5 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
next one is in 2 days. Have to defend my report on a machine and electronics project that streched 3,5 months. 12 minutes powerpoint presentation and 8 minutes questions.
#7 to #6 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds difficult.   
You should prepare.
Sounds difficult.
You should prepare.
#8 to #7 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, i have prepared some. We were in groups of 3, people usually picked either electronics or machinery and worked there, i picked electronics.
3-2 days ago i met up with the machine specialist from my/our project and we traded knowledge in both our fields so, we could answer theoretical questions from both teachers.
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