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Date Signed Up:8/18/2011
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#32 - clever bastard 02/26/2016 on happy family +2
#9 - Aw ye 02/26/2016 on Bernie +3
#75 - Picture 02/25/2016 on Daily Reminder About the... 0
#181 - Obviously the problem is long overdue now. But how would the w… 02/25/2016 on Shall Not Be Infringed 0
#176 - "Shall not be infringed" Great, but the constitu…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2016 on Shall Not Be Infringed -4
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#179 - mrfinnt (02/25/2016) [-]
but who is going to write the constituation?
the 40-60 years old politicans or even worst lobbiests
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#181 - achphoenix (02/25/2016) [-]
Obviously the problem is long overdue now. But how would the world have looked, if it had been enforced from the beginning?
#48 - Adulthood is not so much that you dont know a lot, its more th… 02/24/2016 on adulthood 0
#14 - What you are made of? Ah, so you are saying my actions are… 02/22/2016 on Deep 0
#12 - Whåt åræ yøu tålking åbøut? 02/21/2016 on Denmørk +1
#14 - Officer: "Well since you are living off of wellfare, im y… 02/20/2016 on taxes +1
#2 - Comment deleted 02/17/2016 on Nice Try! 0
#22 - Picture 02/13/2016 on sex 0
#83 - Feel the Bern 02/10/2016 on Who's got your vote FJ? 0
#15 - 4 02/10/2016 on Pepper & Carrot 14 +4
#6 - still, cant tell me dragons teeth arent valuable???  [+] (2 new replies) 02/10/2016 on Pepper & Carrot 14 +21
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#11 - commoncrunch (02/10/2016) [-]
They'd make for very powerful clubs, that's obvious.

Even more so if you're familiar with Dark Souls.
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#15 - achphoenix (02/10/2016) [-]
#52 - right in the jaw, works every time. 02/10/2016 on get fucked comp 0
#117 - Im already offended 02/09/2016 on Worst Civilization 5 Deity... 0
#10 - or Lucas´ writing is weak? 02/08/2016 on not even onece 0
#96 - 'You are in the presence of a god' 02/06/2016 on Deal Breakers 0
#2 - Still needs more Tharja 02/06/2016 on e10+ 0
#6 - Its fine. We will just take back all of that yearly economical… 02/06/2016 on Greenland has visitors +7
#35 - wouldnt it be specially the men then? Since they need to fill … 02/04/2016 on Next stop, Japan +5
#34 - i find nordic/caucassian women more attractive. But that is on…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/04/2016 on Next stop, Japan +8
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#39 - infinitereaper (02/04/2016) [-]
When it comes to white women I love me some (rare) pale. Ghostly pale.
The cutest girl I've ever seen is probably that half Russian half Japanese girl who posted those nudes.
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#53 - theminatour (02/04/2016) [-]
Never really seen a half Russian half Japanese but would love to marry one. Love both of them, so that is why.
#55 - anon (02/04/2016) [-]
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#57 - theminatour (02/04/2016) [-]
Yup, only one I have seen before. But does not quite count since you can not see much of her. No Pervert
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#109 - dagold (02/04/2016) [-]
If you scroll down a bit, the first comment on that one is a link to a nude of her.
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#54 - infinitereaper (02/04/2016) [-]
same
#56 - anon (02/04/2016) [-]
got a link to those nudes?
#17 - My man 02/03/2016 on Priorities +3
#71 - jesus christ i did not need to see that 02/03/2016 on What did you do? 0
#8 - I recognize something 02/03/2016 on Gotcha +9
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#92 - murrlogic (07/31/2015) [-]
#93 to #92 - achphoenix (08/01/2015) [-]
#94 to #93 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
Why is that brown not wearing her Sato approved attire?

It knows better not to be defiant.
#95 to #94 - achphoenix
Comment deleted by achphoenix [-]
#96 to #95 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
You're so banned.

Much better. Everyone knows women from the Southern Water Tribe are extremely disposable. Their only purpose is to be maids for more powerful successful people and they should be privledged they aren't slaughtered like the vermin that they're.

Northern water benders even agree that the Southern Tribe is the toilet of their race making Korra and Katara pieces of ****.
#97 to #96 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
Please stop. How do you even live like this?
I am literally worried about you.
#106 to #97 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
How can you like me but won't give me a real legit reason

What would you rather I do?
#107 to #106 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
I just... I feel bad cause like. Everyone is just cringing at you silently.
We just try to avoid you.
And it sucks cause you're a nice guy. But **** some of the **** you say and fetishize is just. What the ****.
#108 to #107 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
>Everyone is just cringing at you silently.
>Everyone

That is a very broad statement.

>We just try to avoid you.

There is another one.

>And it sucks cause you're a nice guy.

Why thank you

>But **** some of the **** you say and fetishize is just. What the ****.

What's wrong with it?
#104 to #97 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
Terrible reasoning give me a real answer.
#98 to #97 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
I don't understand.
#99 to #98 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
The whole everything.. your fetishes and obsessions.
I like you, I do. But i just... are you serious? I mean... c'mon. Look at the **** you say.
#100 to #99 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
>I like you, I do.

But you're a random anon

>But i just... are you serious?

I swore an oath from /co/ that I would rewrite all 4 books of LoK all while writing prequels to them as well.

>Look at the **** you say.

What about it?
#101 to #100 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
I'm not a random anon. I'm posting as anon.

Oh my god....


It's just... Man I really don't wanna be rude. But. It's cringey as all hell.
#102 to #101 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]


Wait

why the anon posting?
#105 to #102 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
I don't want you knowing who I am
#103 to #102 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
Cause.
#91 - I Am Monkey (02/06/2015) [-]
Best back the **** off son.
#70 - anon (11/03/2014) [-]
I'm the anon in the night
Guess who I am and win a prize
#71 to #70 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
whydoesthishappen?
#72 to #71 - anon (11/04/2014) [-]
Guess again
#73 to #72 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
grogorvic?
#74 to #73 - anon (11/04/2014) [-]
Have another guess
#75 to #74 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
christineline?
#76 to #75 - anon (11/05/2014) [-]
Okay, I will give you a hint
Think of a word that ends with vel
#77 to #76 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
level
#78 to #77 - anon (11/05/2014) [-]
starts with a J
#79 to #78 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
cant think of any english words that will fit that description
#80 to #79 - anon (11/05/2014) [-]
Who says its and english word and not from the rest of europe?
#81 to #80 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
javel?
#82 to #81 - anon (11/06/2014) [-]
Yes, javel
now, name a specific type of javel
#83 to #82 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
javel sir?
#84 to #83 - anon (11/06/2014) [-]
Okay, time for another clue:
I tend to call you danskjavel
#85 to #84 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
Bäcke for helvete xD
#86 to #85 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
You have discovered my true identity xD
#87 to #86 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
a thousand curses and flæskesteg upon you xD
#88 to #87 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
A thousand? Pfft, going soft?
#89 to #88 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
im generous because i have gotten rid of stresses
#90 to #89 - becke
(11/06/2014) [-]
Hurray, no more stress!
#67 - anon (11/02/2014) [-]
Pølse
#68 to #67 - achphoenix (11/02/2014) [-]
flæskesteg
#69 to #68 - anon (11/02/2014) [-]
rullebør
#65 - chrisstineline (07/15/2014) [-]
Hejsa.
Hejsa.
#66 to #65 - achphoenix (07/15/2014) [-]
dig igen?
#36 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon huggles ach**
#37 to #36 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix purrs** Hello dear, i have missed you.
#38 to #37 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses ach's cheek happily**

Sorry dear.
#39 to #38 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix sneaks his arm around warzon's lower back and draws him closer**

whatever have you been doing today, love?
#40 to #39 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to kiss ach lightly**

Not much I guess
#41 to #40 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
what gender should i imagine you as?
#42 to #41 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
Changeling.
#46 to #42 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix gently touched warz's forehead, before moving his hand down warz's face and placing it by his throat. achphoenix continued kissing warz with held back passion**

you' re here now and thats what matters
#47 to #46 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to purr gently hugging his neck warmly kissing him passionately**
#48 to #47 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix ended the kiss abruptly and bend down to bite warz in the neck, while his hands greedily caressed warz' carapace**
#49 to #48 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to gasp softly stroking down his sides very slowly**

Oh...~
#50 to #49 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix stops the bite to take a deep inhale of warz' scent, and moans thoroughly. achphoenix scratches his nails down warz' chest, stops, and firmly grabs warz' ass**
#51 to #50 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble sharply pressing up against him as warzy began to nibble his neck**
#52 to #51 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix let out a throaty moan and shivered. ach put his leg around warzy, while his hand searched between the changelings hindlegs **
#53 to #52 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to bite my lower lip as he felt both pair of equipment as the changeling squirms sharply**
#55 to #53 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix 's pleasure was becoming too immense, he had to confess. ach´s hand went to warzy's face and his mouth to his ear**

I want you. I need to have you.
#56 to #55 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper back somewhat shamed**

You know I get around...?
#57 to #56 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix looks confused at warzon**
#58 to #57 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
You do realize I get around A lot.
#64 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i only thought of this as harmless cybering... rp...
#62 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
please explain. please
#63 to #62 - warzon
(11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry.
flirt and the next step
#61 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean *get around a lot" ?
#59 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i did not no
#60 to #59 - warzon
(11/30/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
#35 - ihatethings (11/22/2013) [-]
******
#14 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#15 to #14 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
An unexpected visitor.
#16 to #15 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yup -  jeg er et gigantisk creep!    
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep!
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
#17 to #16 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
klaret alle combat med 3 stjerner. stealth senere...
and how did you?...
#18 to #17 - chrisstineline (11/05/2013) [-]
How did I what?
#19 to #18 - achphoenix (11/05/2013) [-]
know?
#20 to #19 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Magic n' stuff.
(du kommenterede noget på en no-fap november, hvor du sagde noget om Batman)
#21 to #20 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
hvem er du?
hvordan ved du også jeg er dansk?
#22 to #21 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Igen: Det skrev du også.
Noget med en "report from Denmark: Day four" osv.
#23 to #22 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
tænkte det nok
#24 to #23 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Så: Hvem er du?
Så: Hvem er du?
#25 to #24 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
en datamatiker studerende.
ti hi fnidder fnis
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder ret fedt!    
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
Det lyder ret fedt!
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
#27 to #26 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
hvordan skulle jeg ellers miste min tid når jeg burde læse?
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det er jo det.    
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
Det er jo det.
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
#29 to #28 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
ingen af delene siger mig noget
ingen af delene siger mig noget
#30 to #29 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#31 to #30 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...   
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
#32 to #31 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder også rart - men Hearthstone?
Kører de ikke stadig med closed beta?
#33 to #32 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
Jo de gør
#34 to #33 - chrisstineline
(11/07/2013) [-]
Fedt nok! Er det noget ved?
#9 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hellur. c:
#10 to #9 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
what are you up to?
#11 to #10 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much. :3
#12 to #11 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
#13 to #12 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yowch, that sucks. But I guess at least you;re getting money. c:
#1 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
#2 to #1 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
well hello there
well hello there
#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Hola.
What's up?
#4 to #3 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
should be preparing for exams, instead i am sitting here like a foal
#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
When are the exams?
When are the exams?
#6 to #5 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
next one is in 2 days. Have to defend my report on a machine and electronics project that streched 3,5 months. 12 minutes powerpoint presentation and 8 minutes questions.
#7 to #6 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds difficult.   
You should prepare.
Sounds difficult.
You should prepare.
#8 to #7 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, i have prepared some. We were in groups of 3, people usually picked either electronics or machinery and worked there, i picked electronics.
3-2 days ago i met up with the machine specialist from my/our project and we traded knowledge in both our fields so, we could answer theoretical questions from both teachers.