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#302 - found noone interesting 08/25/2014 on Defender 0
#218 - its more, its way more, as the dollar is "only" 5.1 …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #219 - mettih (08/25/2014) [-]
Gymnasieelever doesnt get THAT much usually, since most is under the age of 20 and living at home
#226 - anonymous (08/25/2014) [-]
Depends on if they mean literally højskole or gymnasium. højskoleelever gets more obviously.
#180 - jesus **** thats horrifying 08/24/2014 on Whatd the 5 fingers say to... +1
#331 - who needs to be controlled when you ARE the hulk? 08/24/2014 on title 0
#104 - dont worry, i will save a seat for you. 08/24/2014 on Zelda -1
#2 - im not the only one using english (pirate) 08/24/2014 on Seems about right.. -1
#45 - i have a mighty need. and im not afraid to admit its not …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/24/2014 on NO BONER, NO! +6
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#55 - suckmyfunnyjunk (08/24/2014) [-]
I'm really lazy so here is 3, I posted 3 more to the other guy
#54 - suckmyfunnyjunk (08/24/2014) [-]
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#66 - Hell. If i were so bad, then there is no need to be s…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Zelda 0
#97 - silverhummer (08/24/2014) [-]
I guess you're going to hell in a handbasket.
User avatar #104 - achphoenix (08/24/2014) [-]
dont worry, i will save a seat for you.
#5 - but skyward happens before ocarina 08/23/2014 on LoZ feels 0
#4 - >understands danish >not as funny  [+] (3 new replies) 08/23/2014 on A Danish Rocket Scientist +35
#31 - limeliight (08/23/2014) [-]
You are right sir..

It's HORRIBLE when you understand it..
#35 - applescryatnight (08/24/2014) [-]
what does he say?
User avatar #36 - limeliight (08/24/2014) [-]
Alot of gibberish.. And he just tells what kind of stuff he needs to build his "rocket".

He also says: "My family has always used a lot of duct tape. Especially my parents! Every time I wouldn't shut up at dinner, I got a piece like this across"
#3 - Parthurnax = Mario 08/23/2014 on Cortana is lewd +12
#4 - they didnt have much choice, sadly. They ran out of budget and…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on Video game logic 0
User avatar #10 - thundagawd (08/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, I remember the Darksidesr IP going up for auction not too long afterwards. I'm hoping Nordic Games can make another one (it's not a bad series, it just had a bad game), but I won't make the mistake of preordering this one like I did last time.
#14 - oh... now i feel stupid 08/21/2014 on America's Secret Weapon +1
#10 - stay away from greenland, eh.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/21/2014 on America's Secret Weapon +8
#16 - gonzoen (08/21/2014) [-]
Denmark mentioned, swell with flæskesteg and racism

Here, have this.
#17 - gonzoen (08/21/2014) [-]
Nah, have this instead. Just cleaned it up in PS to remove artifacts.
#13 - anonymous (08/21/2014) [-]
They were refering to the Hans Island "war"
#15 - electrictroll (08/21/2014) [-]
And a horrendous war it is, so many flags taken down, so many bottles of booze given away. It brings tears to my eyes.
User avatar #14 - achphoenix (08/21/2014) [-]
oh... now i feel stupid
#260 - much appreciated, chap. 08/21/2014 on Let battle be joined! 0
#48 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on Stop right there criminal scum +13
User avatar #63 - redstonealchemist (08/21/2014) [-]
he's about to get violated then.
#251 - does anyone have a picture of TB without the other gents?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Let battle be joined! 0
#259 - Tyranitar (08/21/2014) [-]
A kind sir for you, kind sir.
#260 - achphoenix (08/21/2014) [-]
much appreciated, chap.
#59 - i know worse 08/21/2014 on Burgers and Fries +3
#2 - thanks for raping my ears  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2014 on Shingeki no Sanic +6
#4 - muffindemon (08/20/2014) [-]
the ear rape was super effective to me due to my headset
#3 - translated: How we get rid of the others 08/20/2014 on Poland cannot into laugh 0
#9 - hurr durr thanks, you too 08/20/2014 on london at night 0
#7 - hurr durr so is this  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2014 on london at night +1
User avatar #8 - bobthedilder (08/20/2014) [-]
hurr durr okay have good day
User avatar #9 - achphoenix (08/20/2014) [-]
hurr durr thanks, you too
#4 - hurr durr america only country  [+] (4 new replies) 08/20/2014 on london at night +2
User avatar #6 - bobthedilder (08/20/2014) [-]
hurr durr its a fucking joke
User avatar #7 - achphoenix (08/20/2014) [-]
hurr durr so is this
User avatar #8 - bobthedilder (08/20/2014) [-]
hurr durr okay have good day
User avatar #9 - achphoenix (08/20/2014) [-]
hurr durr thanks, you too
#1 - it annoys me a bit... i feel like steak should either be spell…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on MOO 0
#3 - steek (08/20/2014) [-]
I agree
#188 - This 08/19/2014 on Transvestites 0
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#70 - anonymous (11/03/2014) [-]
I'm the anon in the night
Guess who I am and win a prize
User avatar #71 to #70 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
whydoesthishappen?
#72 to #71 - anonymous (11/04/2014) [-]
Guess again
User avatar #73 to #72 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
grogorvic?
#74 to #73 - anonymous (11/04/2014) [-]
Have another guess
User avatar #75 to #74 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
christineline?
#76 to #75 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
Okay, I will give you a hint
Think of a word that ends with vel
User avatar #77 to #76 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
level
#78 to #77 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
starts with a J
User avatar #79 to #78 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
cant think of any english words that will fit that description
#80 to #79 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
Who says its and english word and not from the rest of europe?
User avatar #81 to #80 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
javel?
#82 to #81 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
Yes, javel
now, name a specific type of javel
User avatar #83 to #82 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
javel sir?
#84 to #83 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
Okay, time for another clue:
I tend to call you danskjavel
User avatar #85 to #84 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
Bäcke for helvete xD
User avatar #86 to #85 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
You have discovered my true identity xD
User avatar #87 to #86 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
a thousand curses and flæskesteg upon you xD
User avatar #88 to #87 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
A thousand? Pfft, going soft?
User avatar #89 to #88 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
im generous because i have gotten rid of stresses
User avatar #90 to #89 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
Hurray, no more stress!
#67 - anonymous (11/02/2014) [-]
Pølse
User avatar #68 to #67 - achphoenix (11/02/2014) [-]
flæskesteg
#69 to #68 - anonymous (11/02/2014) [-]
rullebør
#65 - chrisstineline (07/15/2014) [-]
Hejsa.
Hejsa.
User avatar #36 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon huggles ach**
User avatar #37 to #36 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix purrs** Hello dear, i have missed you.
User avatar #38 to #37 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses ach's cheek happily**

Sorry dear.
User avatar #39 to #38 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix sneaks his arm around warzon's lower back and draws him closer**

whatever have you been doing today, love?
User avatar #40 to #39 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to kiss ach lightly**

Not much I guess
User avatar #41 to #40 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
what gender should i imagine you as?
User avatar #42 to #41 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
Changeling.
User avatar #46 to #42 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix gently touched warz's forehead, before moving his hand down warz's face and placing it by his throat. achphoenix continued kissing warz with held back passion**

you' re here now and thats what matters
User avatar #47 to #46 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to purr gently hugging his neck warmly kissing him passionately**
User avatar #48 to #47 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix ended the kiss abruptly and bend down to bite warz in the neck, while his hands greedily caressed warz' carapace**
User avatar #49 to #48 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to gasp softly stroking down his sides very slowly**

Oh...~
User avatar #50 to #49 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix stops the bite to take a deep inhale of warz' scent, and moans thoroughly. achphoenix scratches his nails down warz' chest, stops, and firmly grabs warz' ass**
User avatar #51 to #50 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble sharply pressing up against him as warzy began to nibble his neck**
User avatar #52 to #51 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix let out a throaty moan and shivered. ach put his leg around warzy, while his hand searched between the changelings hindlegs **
User avatar #53 to #52 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to bite my lower lip as he felt both pair of equipment as the changeling squirms sharply**
User avatar #55 to #53 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix 's pleasure was becoming too immense, he had to confess. ach´s hand went to warzy's face and his mouth to his ear**

I want you. I need to have you.
User avatar #56 to #55 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper back somewhat shamed**

You know I get around...?
User avatar #57 to #56 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix looks confused at warzon**
User avatar #58 to #57 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
You do realize I get around A lot.
User avatar #64 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i only thought of this as harmless cybering... rp...
User avatar #62 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
please explain. please
User avatar #63 to #62 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry.
flirt and the next step
User avatar #61 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean *get around a lot" ?
User avatar #59 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i did not no
User avatar #60 to #59 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
#14 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#15 to #14 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
An unexpected visitor.
#16 to #15 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yup -  jeg er et gigantisk creep!    
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep!
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
#17 to #16 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
klaret alle combat med 3 stjerner. stealth senere...
and how did you?...
User avatar #18 to #17 - chrisstineline (11/05/2013) [-]
How did I what?
User avatar #19 to #18 - achphoenix (11/05/2013) [-]
know?
User avatar #20 to #19 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Magic n' stuff.
(du kommenterede noget på en no-fap november, hvor du sagde noget om Batman)
User avatar #21 to #20 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
hvem er du?
hvordan ved du også jeg er dansk?
User avatar #22 to #21 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Igen: Det skrev du også.
Noget med en "report from Denmark: Day four" osv.
User avatar #23 to #22 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
tænkte det nok
#24 to #23 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Så: Hvem er du?
Så: Hvem er du?
#25 to #24 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
en datamatiker studerende.
ti hi fnidder fnis
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder ret fedt!    
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
Det lyder ret fedt!
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
#27 to #26 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
hvordan skulle jeg ellers miste min tid når jeg burde læse?
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det er jo det.    
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
Det er jo det.
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
#29 to #28 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
ingen af delene siger mig noget
ingen af delene siger mig noget
#31 to #30 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...   
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
User avatar #32 to #31 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder også rart - men Hearthstone?
Kører de ikke stadig med closed beta?
User avatar #33 to #32 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
Jo de gør
User avatar #34 to #33 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Fedt nok! Er det noget ved?
User avatar #9 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hellur. c:
#10 to #9 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
what are you up to?
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much. :3
#12 to #11 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yowch, that sucks. But I guess at least you;re getting money. c:
#2 to #1 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
well hello there
well hello there
#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Hola.
What's up?
#4 to #3 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
should be preparing for exams, instead i am sitting here like a foal
#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
When are the exams?
When are the exams?
#6 to #5 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
next one is in 2 days. Have to defend my report on a machine and electronics project that streched 3,5 months. 12 minutes powerpoint presentation and 8 minutes questions.
#7 to #6 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds difficult.   
You should prepare.
Sounds difficult.
You should prepare.
#8 to #7 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, i have prepared some. We were in groups of 3, people usually picked either electronics or machinery and worked there, i picked electronics.
3-2 days ago i met up with the machine specialist from my/our project and we traded knowledge in both our fields so, we could answer theoretical questions from both teachers.
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