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#16 - but who determines the peace period? its completely arbitrary …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2016 on rocket and wade +1
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#24 - daniboyi (03/04/2016) [-]
You knew the danger and took the chance and failed.
What you are doing is the same as people going on the internet and then complains about people being rude.
#13 - i have seen it but others havent. not everyone has the budget …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/04/2016 on rocket and wade +2
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#14 - daniboyi (03/04/2016) [-]
Then one shouldn't go on internet before they have seen it.
Spoilers only counts for a week or two, if one is lucky.
Everything after that is own responsibility.
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#16 - achphoenix (03/04/2016) [-]
but who determines the peace period? its completely arbitrary and noone has agreed upon anything. I just find it plain respectless, at least as long as its still going in cinemas.
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#24 - daniboyi (03/04/2016) [-]
You knew the danger and took the chance and failed.
What you are doing is the same as people going on the internet and then complains about people being rude.
#52 - even stuff like good old warcraft 3 and laserage still works f… 03/04/2016 on Windows be like 0
#51 - they will, dont worry.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2016 on Windows be like 0
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#52 - achphoenix (03/04/2016) [-]
even stuff like good old warcraft 3 and laserage still works flawlessly on win10
#8 - how? its about time, if nothing else 03/04/2016 on How can they get Away with... 0
#13 - not true. source: life 03/04/2016 on Say it loud, say it clear:... +3
#12 - no no no non on on on ***** piss fade **** arse **** no piss w… 03/04/2016 on Say it loud, say it clear:... 0
#64 - Your feelings and gender are not connected. 03/04/2016 on gender is a social construct +2
#3 - I thought we agreed on no spoilers?  [+] (14 new replies) 03/04/2016 on rocket and wade -14
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#23 - kanatana (03/04/2016) [-]
It's been nearly a month, the "no spoilers" rule applies only two weeks after the film premiers. If you haven't seen it by then, that's on you.
#11 - itskennyandjosh (03/04/2016) [-]
**itskennyandjosh used "*roll picture*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolled image**Here's a spoiler for ya WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CLICK THIS Geez Deadpools girlfriend dies when the chamber they put deadpool in cracks and she gets crushed
#12 - majordegree (03/04/2016) [-]
Wtf man spoiling deadpool is already bad enough but also spoil MGS cmon man. I was just about to play it too.
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#20 - Cookiez (03/04/2016) [-]
Thats literally the first 2 minutes of gameplay in MGS
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#15 - ztron (03/04/2016) [-]
That just means you weren't ready for its majesty. The Phantom Hype SFM
#10 - daniboyi (03/04/2016) [-]
It's been nearly a month, if not more.
If you wanted to see it by now, you would have seen it.
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#17 - MrMustacho (03/04/2016) [-]
i'm seeing it tomorrow
my sister likes deadpool and we had to find the time to get together
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#13 - achphoenix (03/04/2016) [-]
i have seen it but others havent. not everyone has the budget to go to the cinema for every movie
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#14 - daniboyi (03/04/2016) [-]
Then one shouldn't go on internet before they have seen it.
Spoilers only counts for a week or two, if one is lucky.
Everything after that is own responsibility.
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#16 - achphoenix (03/04/2016) [-]
but who determines the peace period? its completely arbitrary and noone has agreed upon anything. I just find it plain respectless, at least as long as its still going in cinemas.
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#24 - daniboyi (03/04/2016) [-]
You knew the danger and took the chance and failed.
What you are doing is the same as people going on the internet and then complains about people being rude.
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#6 - iom (03/04/2016) [-]
spoiler he gets cancer
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#5 - italianfrosttroll (03/04/2016) [-]
Congrats, you know he cut off his hand, it's not worth seeing anymore.
You are more dense than tungsten.
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#4 - redscorp (03/04/2016) [-]
It's been 3 weeks already man.
#15 - I just lost my level 5 plague doctor from full health in 1 tur…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/04/2016 on Character comics +14
#31 - samxdaxman (03/04/2016) [-]
Went to the Darkest Dungeon for the first time yesterday, lost my Man-At-Arms, Leper and Dismas the Highwayman, all leven 6 and fully upgraded. My Occultist survived though, but overall it was fucked.

I love and hate this game at the same time
#21 - zafara (03/04/2016) [-]
You can find Dismas' head randomly in the dungeon for extra feels, since he's the one who led you to the estate. You can equip it too.

Although it can be mildly humorous if Dismas is still alive.
#34 - anon (03/04/2016) [-]
I just renamed Dismas as myself and play the game paying him special attention as the leader of this crusade as I throw teams of newbs into the depths to gather resources for me to continue my fight. I give myself the treatment to keep all my nice quirks like fated (able to turn miss into a hit) and increased ranged crit.
I love the game but it sometimes tries my patience when characters go mad and decide they won't accept heals while at deaths door then bleeding out on their next turn, the pricks.
#24 - You are right to be frigthened in the face of pure Light!!! 03/04/2016 on Chocolate vanilla ice cream -1
#91 - ah yes, the walking beanpoles.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2016 on Language lessons : 0
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#92 - onerace (03/04/2016) [-]
see wat i mean.
#37 - what in windows is making it tougher to install 3rd party software? 03/04/2016 on Windows be like 0
#89 - thats racist  [+] (3 new replies) 03/04/2016 on Language lessons : 0
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#90 - onerace (03/04/2016) [-]
i talking about the cartoon man not the people.
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#91 - achphoenix (03/04/2016) [-]
ah yes, the walking beanpoles.
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#92 - onerace (03/04/2016) [-]
see wat i mean.
#8 - People whine about all the negatives in windows 10 that are al…  [+] (18 new replies) 03/03/2016 on Windows be like +14
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#50 - sinonyx (03/04/2016) [-]
all my games run on windows 7

no idea if they will with 10
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#51 - achphoenix (03/04/2016) [-]
they will, dont worry.
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#52 - achphoenix (03/04/2016) [-]
even stuff like good old warcraft 3 and laserage still works flawlessly on win10
#28 - anon (03/04/2016) [-]
Not really. I love the interface and the look of it. It just makes it so tough to install 3rd party software, the major thing that separates Windows from Apple other than the pricing.
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#37 - achphoenix (03/04/2016) [-]
what in windows is making it tougher to install 3rd party software?
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#14 - moomootv (03/04/2016) [-]
Exactly, I don't want to install something new to deal with the same shit im already dealing with.
#12 - Flammenwerfer (03/03/2016) [-]
Exactly. Apparently it's okay that google pretty much mines our precious android phones, but fuck MS, it's not like these things are needed for the deep integration of services the general public wants.
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#18 - thatonecommunist (03/04/2016) [-]
Android has an open source base, I, through putting a custom rom on my phone have mitigated what google has on me.

You can't do that with windows 10.

Just because you don't feel like doing something doesn't mean its impossible, in the case of windows 10, complete removal of all their tracking BS is seemingly impossible.

So, I run linux.
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#23 - vorarephilia (03/04/2016) [-]
Do you use chrome?
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#24 - thatonecommunist (03/04/2016) [-]
Kinda? Chromium, I am stuck on hangouts, is the real issue.
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#31 - ugoboom (03/04/2016) [-]
Hey linux brother:
swap out chromium for iridiumbrowser.de/
removes a bit more of the google botnet from your life, but still lets you run a chromium based browser.
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#32 - thatonecommunist (03/04/2016) [-]
Yeah, i'll do that at some point or another.

Only real problem is that its not in the official repos for arch, i'll do some more research on it at some point.
#35 - ugoboom (03/04/2016) [-]
It's in the AUR
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#36 - thatonecommunist (03/04/2016) [-]
I'm aware, practically everything is in the AUR, but that's not the official repos.
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#40 - ugoboom (03/04/2016) [-]
I mean other than the fact you have to compile stuff in the AUR, what's it that you're worried about? The whole reason I went with Arch was to use the AUR as a repo-ish thing
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#41 - thatonecommunist (03/04/2016) [-]
It's nothing in particular, I just trust the main repos more, when I download something from the AUR I make sure there's not going to be any problems, and i'm currently on the gaming desktop, so, I can't just go and install it right now anywho.
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#43 - ugoboom (03/04/2016) [-]
That makes sense. Is it that common for things to break with aur programs? I've only been on arch for 1.5 months and haven't had any problems so far.
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#44 - thatonecommunist (03/04/2016) [-]
I don't really mean break, what I really mean is that anybody can put practically anything they want on the AUR in comparison to the main repos, so, downloading from the AUR is inherently more dangerous.
#27 - can anything really be over or underrated? since no piece of a… 03/03/2016 on what would u do? 0
#66 - evolution is a jolly thing 03/03/2016 on evolution +2
#65 - I agree. Even with all my preaching about logic and openness, … 03/03/2016 on evolution +13
#86 - **achphoenix used "*roll 1, 1-9999999999*"** **achphoenix r… 03/03/2016 on Highest roll gets a short... 0
#84 - it builds character  [+] (5 new replies) 03/03/2016 on Language lessons : 0
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#87 - onerace (03/03/2016) [-]
by the way it looks they need to build muscle. an a non fish like face
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#89 - achphoenix (03/04/2016) [-]
thats racist
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#90 - onerace (03/04/2016) [-]
i talking about the cartoon man not the people.
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#91 - achphoenix (03/04/2016) [-]
ah yes, the walking beanpoles.
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#92 - onerace (03/04/2016) [-]
see wat i mean.
#7 - Comment deleted 03/02/2016 on [Ballot checking intensifies] 0
#12 - To be fair, its the toomanydollarsforabloodbornemachinestation 03/01/2016 on Where were you when the... +3
#25 - character -flies away- 03/01/2016 on huggles 0
#4 - savage 03/01/2016 on This crow gives zero fucks +3
#133 - Creator miyazaki himself says that the idea for souls series c…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2016 on Casul age +3
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#134 - droitesorel (03/01/2016) [-]
>I like to think
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#92 - murrlogic (07/31/2015) [-]
#93 to #92 - achphoenix (08/01/2015) [-]
#94 to #93 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
Why is that brown not wearing her Sato approved attire?

It knows better not to be defiant.
#95 to #94 - achphoenix
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#96 to #95 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
You're so banned.

Much better. Everyone knows women from the Southern Water Tribe are extremely disposable. Their only purpose is to be maids for more powerful successful people and they should be privledged they aren't slaughtered like the vermin that they're.

Northern water benders even agree that the Southern Tribe is the toilet of their race making Korra and Katara pieces of ****.
#97 to #96 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
Please stop. How do you even live like this?
I am literally worried about you.
#106 to #97 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
How can you like me but won't give me a real legit reason

What would you rather I do?
#107 to #106 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
I just... I feel bad cause like. Everyone is just cringing at you silently.
We just try to avoid you.
And it sucks cause you're a nice guy. But **** some of the **** you say and fetishize is just. What the ****.
#108 to #107 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
>Everyone is just cringing at you silently.
>Everyone

That is a very broad statement.

>We just try to avoid you.

There is another one.

>And it sucks cause you're a nice guy.

Why thank you

>But **** some of the **** you say and fetishize is just. What the ****.

What's wrong with it?
#104 to #97 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
Terrible reasoning give me a real answer.
#98 to #97 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
I don't understand.
#99 to #98 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
The whole everything.. your fetishes and obsessions.
I like you, I do. But i just... are you serious? I mean... c'mon. Look at the **** you say.
#100 to #99 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]
>I like you, I do.

But you're a random anon

>But i just... are you serious?

I swore an oath from /co/ that I would rewrite all 4 books of LoK all while writing prequels to them as well.

>Look at the **** you say.

What about it?
#101 to #100 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
I'm not a random anon. I'm posting as anon.

Oh my god....


It's just... Man I really don't wanna be rude. But. It's cringey as all hell.
#102 to #101 - murrlogic (08/01/2015) [-]


Wait

why the anon posting?
#105 to #102 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
I don't want you knowing who I am
#103 to #102 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
Cause.
#91 - I Am Monkey (02/06/2015) [-]
Best back the **** off son.
#70 - anon (11/03/2014) [-]
I'm the anon in the night
Guess who I am and win a prize
#71 to #70 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
whydoesthishappen?
#72 to #71 - anon (11/04/2014) [-]
Guess again
#73 to #72 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
grogorvic?
#74 to #73 - anon (11/04/2014) [-]
Have another guess
#75 to #74 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
christineline?
#76 to #75 - anon (11/05/2014) [-]
Okay, I will give you a hint
Think of a word that ends with vel
#77 to #76 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
level
#78 to #77 - anon (11/05/2014) [-]
starts with a J
#79 to #78 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
cant think of any english words that will fit that description
#80 to #79 - anon (11/05/2014) [-]
Who says its and english word and not from the rest of europe?
#81 to #80 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
javel?
#82 to #81 - anon (11/06/2014) [-]
Yes, javel
now, name a specific type of javel
#83 to #82 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
javel sir?
#84 to #83 - anon (11/06/2014) [-]
Okay, time for another clue:
I tend to call you danskjavel
#85 to #84 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
Bäcke for helvete xD
#86 to #85 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
You have discovered my true identity xD
#87 to #86 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
a thousand curses and flæskesteg upon you xD
#88 to #87 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
A thousand? Pfft, going soft?
#89 to #88 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
im generous because i have gotten rid of stresses
#90 to #89 - becke
(11/06/2014) [-]
Hurray, no more stress!
#67 - anon (11/02/2014) [-]
Pølse
#68 to #67 - achphoenix (11/02/2014) [-]
flæskesteg
#69 to #68 - anon (11/02/2014) [-]
rullebør
#65 - chrisstineline (07/15/2014) [-]
Hejsa.
Hejsa.
#66 to #65 - achphoenix (07/15/2014) [-]
dig igen?
#36 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon huggles ach**
#37 to #36 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix purrs** Hello dear, i have missed you.
#38 to #37 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses ach's cheek happily**

Sorry dear.
#39 to #38 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix sneaks his arm around warzon's lower back and draws him closer**

whatever have you been doing today, love?
#40 to #39 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to kiss ach lightly**

Not much I guess
#41 to #40 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
what gender should i imagine you as?
#42 to #41 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
Changeling.
#46 to #42 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix gently touched warz's forehead, before moving his hand down warz's face and placing it by his throat. achphoenix continued kissing warz with held back passion**

you' re here now and thats what matters
#47 to #46 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to purr gently hugging his neck warmly kissing him passionately**
#48 to #47 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix ended the kiss abruptly and bend down to bite warz in the neck, while his hands greedily caressed warz' carapace**
#49 to #48 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to gasp softly stroking down his sides very slowly**

Oh...~
#50 to #49 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix stops the bite to take a deep inhale of warz' scent, and moans thoroughly. achphoenix scratches his nails down warz' chest, stops, and firmly grabs warz' ass**
#51 to #50 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble sharply pressing up against him as warzy began to nibble his neck**
#52 to #51 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix let out a throaty moan and shivered. ach put his leg around warzy, while his hand searched between the changelings hindlegs **
#53 to #52 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to bite my lower lip as he felt both pair of equipment as the changeling squirms sharply**
#55 to #53 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix 's pleasure was becoming too immense, he had to confess. ach´s hand went to warzy's face and his mouth to his ear**

I want you. I need to have you.
#56 to #55 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper back somewhat shamed**

You know I get around...?
#57 to #56 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix looks confused at warzon**
#58 to #57 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
You do realize I get around A lot.
#64 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i only thought of this as harmless cybering... rp...
#62 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
please explain. please
#63 to #62 - warzon
(11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry.
flirt and the next step
#61 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean *get around a lot" ?
#59 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i did not no
#60 to #59 - warzon
(11/30/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
#35 - ihatethings (11/22/2013) [-]
******
#14 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#15 to #14 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
An unexpected visitor.
#16 to #15 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yup -  jeg er et gigantisk creep!    
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep!
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
#17 to #16 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
klaret alle combat med 3 stjerner. stealth senere...
and how did you?...
#18 to #17 - chrisstineline (11/05/2013) [-]
How did I what?
#19 to #18 - achphoenix (11/05/2013) [-]
know?
#20 to #19 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Magic n' stuff.
(du kommenterede noget på en no-fap november, hvor du sagde noget om Batman)
#21 to #20 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
hvem er du?
hvordan ved du også jeg er dansk?
#22 to #21 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Igen: Det skrev du også.
Noget med en "report from Denmark: Day four" osv.
#23 to #22 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
tænkte det nok
#24 to #23 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Så: Hvem er du?
Så: Hvem er du?
#25 to #24 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
en datamatiker studerende.
ti hi fnidder fnis
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder ret fedt!    
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
Det lyder ret fedt!
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
#27 to #26 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
hvordan skulle jeg ellers miste min tid når jeg burde læse?
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det er jo det.    
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
Det er jo det.
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
#29 to #28 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
ingen af delene siger mig noget
ingen af delene siger mig noget
#30 to #29 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#31 to #30 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...   
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
#32 to #31 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder også rart - men Hearthstone?
Kører de ikke stadig med closed beta?
#33 to #32 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
Jo de gør
#34 to #33 - chrisstineline
(11/07/2013) [-]
Fedt nok! Er det noget ved?
#9 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hellur. c:
#10 to #9 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
what are you up to?
#11 to #10 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much. :3
#12 to #11 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
#13 to #12 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yowch, that sucks. But I guess at least you;re getting money. c:
#1 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
#2 to #1 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
well hello there
well hello there
#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Hola.
What's up?
#4 to #3 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
should be preparing for exams, instead i am sitting here like a foal
#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
When are the exams?
When are the exams?
#6 to #5 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
next one is in 2 days. Have to defend my report on a machine and electronics project that streched 3,5 months. 12 minutes powerpoint presentation and 8 minutes questions.
#7 to #6 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds difficult.   
You should prepare.
Sounds difficult.
You should prepare.
#8 to #7 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, i have prepared some. We were in groups of 3, people usually picked either electronics or machinery and worked there, i picked electronics.
3-2 days ago i met up with the machine specialist from my/our project and we traded knowledge in both our fields so, we could answer theoretical questions from both teachers.