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#693 - why would you want to bring a kid into the world that was pro…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/18/2012 on This is not a title. +3
#731 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
ignorant twat
#891 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
wow funnyjunk, you grew morals based in ideology and theology over night! i didnt know the bandwagons would go this far!
#917 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
look! he thinks hes people!
#41 - there are nomads on the island learning the ways of the air no… 06/15/2012 on Family dinner 0
#151 - you know homophobes are generally homophobes because they have… 06/15/2012 on :( -4
#221 - my guess is that hes trained defensively against bending inclu… 06/10/2012 on Caption Obvious to the rescue. 0
#219 - well only thing i can say is 1. images from the show that…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2012 on Caption Obvious to the rescue. 0
#220 - anonymous (06/10/2012) [-]
Images aren't fake, they're taken from the season finale preview that was shown after the episode from yesterday. They're probably taken out of context I guess, but Tarrlok not being able to bloodbend Amon gives support to the idea that Amon is a bloodbender but yeah, probably taken out of context I guess.
User avatar #221 - absynthe (06/10/2012) [-]
my guess is that hes trained defensively against bending including blood bending, best guess if he is a bender is hes an energy bender
#216 - it was most likely chi blocking or electricity from the equali…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/10/2012 on Caption Obvious to the rescue. 0
#218 - anonymous (06/10/2012) [-]
But maybe you're right, who knows, I watched the preview right now and it shows Korra not being able to move while she was on her knees, it could be that they tied up her arms and legs but I don't know, seems fishy to me, but you're probably right. http : [url deleted] /watch?v=LmMjBdBuHSI on 3:27 or so
#217 - anonymous (06/10/2012) [-]
The first picture shows amon taking a bloodbender's stance (one of them) and the second pic seems to show korra floating in the air since no one is grabbig her, unless they are grabbing her below her chest area which is highly unlikely.
User avatar #219 - absynthe (06/10/2012) [-]
well only thing i can say is
1. images from the show that are "leaked" are easy to fake, similar to the picture of amon with his mask off it was proven to be a fake although it looks EXTREMELY similar to the shows art style

although to add a quick explination to the possibilities is that the bloodbenders stance is not specific to that style it can easily be mimicked by someone jumping backwards in retort or even amon for example pulling back to take away someones bending weve seen this before. if anything amon is an energy bender giving him minor abilities if practiced as that of the avatar but thats still unlikely. my guess is pictures are fake leaked images or theyre taken way out of context
#220 - anonymous (06/10/2012) [-]
Images aren't fake, they're taken from the season finale preview that was shown after the episode from yesterday. They're probably taken out of context I guess, but Tarrlok not being able to bloodbend Amon gives support to the idea that Amon is a bloodbender but yeah, probably taken out of context I guess.
User avatar #221 - absynthe (06/10/2012) [-]
my guess is that hes trained defensively against bending including blood bending, best guess if he is a bender is hes an energy bender
#210 - he is similar to batman or V in respect to his actions. curren…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/10/2012 on Caption Obvious to the rescue. 0
#214 - anonymous (06/10/2012) [-]
SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER

Someone noticed that in one of the previews (SPOILER) Amon was bloodbending Korra. Link to pics:

http://i.imgur.com/of3Fu.png

http://i.imgur.com/NZoVb.png

http://i.imgur.com/PvDpL.png

If he IS a bloodbender (very likely) he could be related to Tarrlok (brother?), and he could be bloodbending his enemies only slightly, where they can't notice it. For example, when the leader of that mafia group shot out his lightning bolt at Amon, maybe he bloodbended his arms so it just slightly moves to the right of him, not allowing his enemy to notice it and just beloeve he missed, and amon dashes to the side, "evading it"
User avatar #216 - absynthe (06/10/2012) [-]
it was most likely chi blocking or electricity from the equalitist weapons, chi blocking can cause people to lose control of their limbs and be unable to move as well as bend depending on the degree that its used and electricity can do the same although they use it to knock people out generally it can be used as temporary paralysis
#218 - anonymous (06/10/2012) [-]
But maybe you're right, who knows, I watched the preview right now and it shows Korra not being able to move while she was on her knees, it could be that they tied up her arms and legs but I don't know, seems fishy to me, but you're probably right. http : [url deleted] /watch?v=LmMjBdBuHSI on 3:27 or so
#217 - anonymous (06/10/2012) [-]
The first picture shows amon taking a bloodbender's stance (one of them) and the second pic seems to show korra floating in the air since no one is grabbig her, unless they are grabbing her below her chest area which is highly unlikely.
User avatar #219 - absynthe (06/10/2012) [-]
well only thing i can say is
1. images from the show that are "leaked" are easy to fake, similar to the picture of amon with his mask off it was proven to be a fake although it looks EXTREMELY similar to the shows art style

although to add a quick explination to the possibilities is that the bloodbenders stance is not specific to that style it can easily be mimicked by someone jumping backwards in retort or even amon for example pulling back to take away someones bending weve seen this before. if anything amon is an energy bender giving him minor abilities if practiced as that of the avatar but thats still unlikely. my guess is pictures are fake leaked images or theyre taken way out of context
#220 - anonymous (06/10/2012) [-]
Images aren't fake, they're taken from the season finale preview that was shown after the episode from yesterday. They're probably taken out of context I guess, but Tarrlok not being able to bloodbend Amon gives support to the idea that Amon is a bloodbender but yeah, probably taken out of context I guess.
User avatar #221 - absynthe (06/10/2012) [-]
my guess is that hes trained defensively against bending including blood bending, best guess if he is a bender is hes an energy bender
#6 - oh god this is amazing, please keep it up 06/10/2012 on gradualbillcosby's profile 0
#137 - he is a good guy though thats what makes him so interesting wh…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/10/2012 on Caption Obvious to the rescue. 0
#209 - anonymous (06/10/2012) [-]
He has yet to kill anyone and has only captured his enemies (without torture since the prisoners didn't have scars). So far he hasn't done anything that we could call him a bad guy and I agree with you, I still think he is a good guy, just one who takes things a bit too extreme.
User avatar #210 - absynthe (06/10/2012) [-]
he is similar to batman or V in respect to his actions. currently id rate him at batman standards but if he personally does begin to kill people he would go to V status in my mind
#214 - anonymous (06/10/2012) [-]
SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER

Someone noticed that in one of the previews (SPOILER) Amon was bloodbending Korra. Link to pics:

http://i.imgur.com/of3Fu.png

http://i.imgur.com/NZoVb.png

http://i.imgur.com/PvDpL.png

If he IS a bloodbender (very likely) he could be related to Tarrlok (brother?), and he could be bloodbending his enemies only slightly, where they can't notice it. For example, when the leader of that mafia group shot out his lightning bolt at Amon, maybe he bloodbended his arms so it just slightly moves to the right of him, not allowing his enemy to notice it and just beloeve he missed, and amon dashes to the side, "evading it"
User avatar #216 - absynthe (06/10/2012) [-]
it was most likely chi blocking or electricity from the equalitist weapons, chi blocking can cause people to lose control of their limbs and be unable to move as well as bend depending on the degree that its used and electricity can do the same although they use it to knock people out generally it can be used as temporary paralysis
#218 - anonymous (06/10/2012) [-]
But maybe you're right, who knows, I watched the preview right now and it shows Korra not being able to move while she was on her knees, it could be that they tied up her arms and legs but I don't know, seems fishy to me, but you're probably right. http : [url deleted] /watch?v=LmMjBdBuHSI on 3:27 or so
#217 - anonymous (06/10/2012) [-]
The first picture shows amon taking a bloodbender's stance (one of them) and the second pic seems to show korra floating in the air since no one is grabbig her, unless they are grabbing her below her chest area which is highly unlikely.
User avatar #219 - absynthe (06/10/2012) [-]
well only thing i can say is
1. images from the show that are "leaked" are easy to fake, similar to the picture of amon with his mask off it was proven to be a fake although it looks EXTREMELY similar to the shows art style

although to add a quick explination to the possibilities is that the bloodbenders stance is not specific to that style it can easily be mimicked by someone jumping backwards in retort or even amon for example pulling back to take away someones bending weve seen this before. if anything amon is an energy bender giving him minor abilities if practiced as that of the avatar but thats still unlikely. my guess is pictures are fake leaked images or theyre taken way out of context
#220 - anonymous (06/10/2012) [-]
Images aren't fake, they're taken from the season finale preview that was shown after the episode from yesterday. They're probably taken out of context I guess, but Tarrlok not being able to bloodbend Amon gives support to the idea that Amon is a bloodbender but yeah, probably taken out of context I guess.
User avatar #221 - absynthe (06/10/2012) [-]
my guess is that hes trained defensively against bending including blood bending, best guess if he is a bender is hes an energy bender
#371 - also season 2 is already made so its not going to be too long … 06/10/2012 on fucking with the Avatar? +4
#51 - id add you but sadly theres a few problems, my 360 is with a f…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2012 on AAAAAHHHHHHH!!! -1
User avatar #72 - notfunnyusername (06/10/2012) [-]
I feel for you, but then I got a job.
#91 - sunshine is great but it was odd, i never got hugely into it l…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2012 on YOU ARE OLD +1
User avatar #97 - anonymouslive (06/10/2012) [-]
Fair enough, My friend told me it was great, But I never owned it. I was always more a Pokemon/Zelda/Metroid kid over Mario, so I've never played through a lot of the games. I've played most of 64, never beat it, Played through Galaxy, and all the SNES ones, despite RPG, even though I own the cartridge. Oh well.
#79 - why isnt it worthy? super mario galaxy in my opinion and in th…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/10/2012 on YOU ARE OLD 0
User avatar #89 - anonymouslive (06/10/2012) [-]
I gotta agree. I really need to play Sunshine, though.
Also, Mainly commenting because I hate the drink which is your name. =P
User avatar #91 - absynthe (06/10/2012) [-]
sunshine is great but it was odd, i never got hugely into it like i did with super mario world, mario 64, or super mario galaxy and yet ive played it several times
User avatar #97 - anonymouslive (06/10/2012) [-]
Fair enough, My friend told me it was great, But I never owned it. I was always more a Pokemon/Zelda/Metroid kid over Mario, so I've never played through a lot of the games. I've played most of 64, never beat it, Played through Galaxy, and all the SNES ones, despite RPG, even though I own the cartridge. Oh well.
#39 - the invincible zombie with no speed what so ever?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/10/2012 on AAAAAHHHHHHH!!! +1
User avatar #50 - xedeid (06/10/2012) [-]
if you still have h 3 friend me gt is BRNYxApplejack
User avatar #73 - notfunnyusername (06/10/2012) [-]
OK my xbox is not with me for like another week. I will add you then
User avatar #51 - absynthe (06/10/2012) [-]
id add you but sadly theres a few problems, my 360 is with a friend whos broke, my halo 3 disk reads as a dvd and i only have xbox live silver .-.
User avatar #72 - notfunnyusername (06/10/2012) [-]
I feel for you, but then I got a job.
#174 - its a disney movie they cant go without songs 06/09/2012 on Long live the King +1
#381 - having a sex drive =/= lust though. a want for sex yes thats l… 06/09/2012 on #BronyLogic -1
#367 - not having lust doesnt mean you cant have sex, it just means y…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2012 on #BronyLogic -1
#371 - dragonthief (06/09/2012) [-]
nobody said lacking sex tho, said lacking the sex drive, or the want for sex. and wanting sex is basically the same thing as lust...
User avatar #381 - absynthe (06/09/2012) [-]
having a sex drive =/= lust though. a want for sex yes thats lust but the act of being able to get a boner doesnt mean youre lusting after something and the act of thinking "i want to fuck someone with this boner" doesnt mean you have to lust after them. they would get for the most part the same type of pleasure fucking as they would masturbating

the ones who just dont want sex at all are eunuchs not asexuals, asexuals who have working genitals are free to use them as they want, theres just no emotional attachment, lust or otherwise.
#186 - no i didnt... where was it implied it can be made in fight? my… 06/09/2012 on What I noticed at E3 this year -1
#60 - although impractical, not impossible, while i think making bol…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2012 on What I noticed at E3 this year -1
#185 - anonymous (06/09/2012) [-]
you implied it can made in fight... but that's not true... people can make arrows from trees yes (they did back then) but they could not make it in fight, they needed much more time to make one (and also the tree was just the body of the arrow)
User avatar #186 - absynthe (06/09/2012) [-]
no i didnt... where was it implied it can be made in fight? my point was making arrows for a modern bow is impractical, but not impossible
#24 - ....x-men doesnt just have men.... rogue, jean grey,…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2012 on X-men? Eww no. -1
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#89 - asexual doesnt mean a lack of sexual drive, you can have sexua…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/08/2012 on #BronyLogic +2
#350 - stubbernaut (06/09/2012) [-]
>you don't lack sexual drive...
>you just won't have the lust associated with sex...
This looks like a direct contradiction to me
User avatar #367 - absynthe (06/09/2012) [-]
not having lust doesnt mean you cant have sex, it just means youre not turned on by the anatomy of anything, person animal or otherwise. if youre turned on then youre just turned on, theres no reason it has to be associated with anything.

being demisexual (similar to asexuality, google it i dont particularly want to explain) in my experience ive had sex with both someone im not sexually attracted to and someone i was sexually attracted to and in the first case i can tell you its about as interesting as fapping to good porn and id assume its probably the same for most asexuals.

i would guess in all honesty it doesnt make any sense to someone who isnt asexual or a variant of it or at the very least is hard to imagine
#371 - dragonthief (06/09/2012) [-]
nobody said lacking sex tho, said lacking the sex drive, or the want for sex. and wanting sex is basically the same thing as lust...
User avatar #381 - absynthe (06/09/2012) [-]
having a sex drive =/= lust though. a want for sex yes thats lust but the act of being able to get a boner doesnt mean youre lusting after something and the act of thinking "i want to fuck someone with this boner" doesnt mean you have to lust after them. they would get for the most part the same type of pleasure fucking as they would masturbating

the ones who just dont want sex at all are eunuchs not asexuals, asexuals who have working genitals are free to use them as they want, theres just no emotional attachment, lust or otherwise.
#212 - i thought sony was decent i mean nothing really all that great… 06/08/2012 on How about, you stop existing. 0
#493 - you misunderstand my comment. i feel that before th… 06/07/2012 on She's doing it right 0
#41 - **** the police  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2012 on Well +1
#44 - steelhawk (06/07/2012) [-]
nope thats wenda
#40 - Comment deleted 06/07/2012 on Well 0

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#32 - notapotato (05/09/2012) [-]
You're going to get raped
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User avatar #25 - jubnik ONLINE (05/09/2012) [-]
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#24 - seekay (05/09/2012) [-]
You're getting raped tonight.
#1 - absynthe (02/02/2012) [-]
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