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User avatar #288 - shavethewhales (06/18/2012) [-]
I don't think I'm obsessive, or a freak, and I would never cheat. And, I'm no whore, kind sir. But, you are correct, to an extent. This is the kind of shit that HS girls wanna hear (ie me). So, if you're a grown man or mature teen, don't follow this advise.
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User avatar #301 - absynthe (06/18/2012) [-]
really no one should follow this advice. doing so and only following this advice would cause a very shallow relationship. each woman and even girl is different and following cookie cutter advice may work for a swoon but the only guys who could make use of things like this are probably "nice guys" who think that if you put gifts and compliments into a woman then sex will fall out
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#878 - whether science calls it life or not is not meaning its a huma…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2012 on This is not a title. +1
#920 - theinvisibletheift (06/18/2012) [-]
Sure a kid could have a problem family. Sure adoption isn't always a good idea. Sure having a kid could ruin a person if they can't handle it. Sure STD's could hurt a kid. I'm not saying that anti-abortion is a flawless concept. I know there are issues with having a kid. For me, the main dilemma is do you let something live or do you kill it before it has a chance to?

I'm not gonna demonize you for being for abortion. I disagree with your viewpoint, though I respect it, and that's all I can and will do.
User avatar #1096 - absynthe (06/18/2012) [-]
at least youre respectful about it. i disagree with your opinion but feel free to have it, i could debate reasoning for or against many things but youre right theres really nothing to do aside from let it be, id say i respect your opinion but my previous comments dont really share my viewpoint that as much as i would like to say them now.

please dont take my comments as an offense or attack on your opinion theyre not but solely a way to get viewpoints out there to someone who isnt a complete dick about it while at the same time trying to understand the sudden bandwagon to pro-life. again not trying to offend but any other day being pro-choice wouldnt result in negative thumbs and majority of comments claiming "thrones of stupidity" or "stupid twat", "imbcile" or near absolute praise of pro-life
#714 - be your opinion as it may is it really someone elses right to …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/18/2012 on This is not a title. +1
#807 - theinvisibletheift (06/18/2012) [-]
The main flaw I see in that argument is where the argument lies... It's not about what someone decides to do. It's about whether or not it's ok to destroy something that all science says is life. Human life. It's an argument based on someone's want to erase something they irresponsibly created with another person. Abortion is, essentially, an unwillingness to take responsibility for your actions. Its an easy way out. *That* aspect, I must admit, boils down to personal ethics. But not the life part. The life being present is a standard. Also, circumcision is an aesthetic choice. Taking the foreskin of a penis is not the same as taking the kid's life. It's not even close to the same choice. Sure it's not really the parent's right to choose, but that's the way it's been done for millenia.
User avatar #878 - absynthe (06/18/2012) [-]
whether science calls it life or not is not meaning its a human before its cells form it as a human and the cells are specified to some extent. my argument as this stands was on moral standing not scientific. my relation to circumcision is specifically to the fact that its moral and generally tied to ideology and theology.

scientifically it may be life but only so because it is a group of living cells, cells reproduce and its dna is human nothing more. before the cells are specified (albeit how shortly of time that happens) it is a potential human. my point still stands that although abortion is the easy way out if the child is unwanted and unable to be cared for due to money issues or maybe its a one night stand and the father is unavailable to provide then why bring it into the world? not only is that unfair but its forcing that on an unready and unwilling parent but unless immediate adoption is already an option then it will live its life in probable poverty, a string of foster families or foster homes adding to an already huge number of unadopted or poor children.

in many cases it also boils down to (morals aside) what is best for the child or parents, if the person has cervical cancer for example it can actually be deadly to go through the pregnancy and the birthing process or take into consideration that the parent or parents could be physically violent and not want the child in their lives to be harmed, or the mother has an STD that is almost guaranteed transfer at birth. another example as a physical example is a woman in texas who was highly schizophrenic who killed her infant child and ate its brain in an episode she had not only is it a terrible idea to let her bring the child into the world its a worse idea to leave someone like that with a child.

at the end of the day morals aside, science aside theres situations where abortion is a viable option and shouldnt be discounted immediately as unspeakable and taboo.
#920 - theinvisibletheift (06/18/2012) [-]
Sure a kid could have a problem family. Sure adoption isn't always a good idea. Sure having a kid could ruin a person if they can't handle it. Sure STD's could hurt a kid. I'm not saying that anti-abortion is a flawless concept. I know there are issues with having a kid. For me, the main dilemma is do you let something live or do you kill it before it has a chance to?

I'm not gonna demonize you for being for abortion. I disagree with your viewpoint, though I respect it, and that's all I can and will do.
User avatar #1096 - absynthe (06/18/2012) [-]
at least youre respectful about it. i disagree with your opinion but feel free to have it, i could debate reasoning for or against many things but youre right theres really nothing to do aside from let it be, id say i respect your opinion but my previous comments dont really share my viewpoint that as much as i would like to say them now.

please dont take my comments as an offense or attack on your opinion theyre not but solely a way to get viewpoints out there to someone who isnt a complete dick about it while at the same time trying to understand the sudden bandwagon to pro-life. again not trying to offend but any other day being pro-choice wouldnt result in negative thumbs and majority of comments claiming "thrones of stupidity" or "stupid twat", "imbcile" or near absolute praise of pro-life
#737 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
wow youre just on the throne of stupidity today

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