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absolyst

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:1/02/2012
Last Login:8/04/2015
Location:CA
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#20281
Highest Comment Rank:#336
Comment Thumbs: 8171 total,  8575 ,  404
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 95% (95/100)
Level 280 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 281 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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Total Comments Made:1233
FJ Points:1299

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#46 - Sex, and really any physical intimacy, is the only tangible th… 04/10/2015 on The most action I ever get. +5
#15 - Picture 03/29/2015 on majestic +10
#339 - I request a drawing of my namesake, the Pokemon Absol. In all … 03/21/2015 on FREE STUFF 0
#104 - Picture 03/15/2015 on smooth +3
#283 - Now you don't have a leg, to stand on! 03/03/2015 on 4chan 0
#35 - Picture 02/25/2015 on bee hive yourself +14
#36 - Can someone help a ***** out and explain that Sherlock …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/19/2015 on Social Media Comp 15 0
User avatar #43 - obviousxplains (02/19/2015) [-]
sherlock was told that if he didnt kill himself his 3 best friends would die, so he called watson to say goodbye and then jumpped off a building to kill himself.
#38 - yeagerbombastic (02/19/2015) [-]
Sherlock was talking to Watson on a cell phone when he jumped off of a building and faked his suicide.
#95 - Her left leg is bent so that she's resting on its shinbone. 02/10/2015 on Lichtenstein is best Stein 0
#30 - For the Tower of Heaven fans 02/08/2015 on Tfw no gf 0
#21 - Why isn't this? No seriously like wtf how  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2015 on I felt... Under Pressure 0
User avatar #47 - beroty (01/11/2015) [-]
but it is an gif, i can enlarge it by dragging
#25 - karenoniks (01/10/2015) [-]
Don't you fucking lie to me.
Image on the left is a jpg.
#24 - karenoniks has deleted their comment.
User avatar #22 - goobyman (01/10/2015) [-]
it is tho
#115 - Hell I thought he THREW a bird at first 01/10/2015 on Gotta get more rocks 0
#27 - Picture 01/02/2015 on BURN 0
#95 - It's a perfectly valid perspective for some people. Those with… 01/01/2015 on truth 0
#40 - No prob, buddy. 01/01/2015 on heck yeah +1
#38 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/01/2015 on heck yeah +5
User avatar #39 - sonatadusk (01/01/2015) [-]
Oh.
#40 - absolyst (01/01/2015) [-]
No prob, buddy.
#52 - Picture 12/29/2014 on New Kid +28
#22 - Do not trifle with an African-American enamored with Japanese culture 12/29/2014 on KFC Style: Super Secret... +17
#24 - Is that even a question 12/29/2014 on Lord knows what I'd do +3
#933 - Comment deleted 12/22/2014 on Happy Helliday's Give-Away +1
#97 - If that semantic purity is what you're going for, then fine by me  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2014 on Not technically advice but... 0
User avatar #98 - xbyronx (10/19/2014) [-]
Well semantics are exactly what languages were founded on.
#94 - Well no, but that doesn't make it wrong  [+] (3 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Not technically advice but... 0
User avatar #95 - xbyronx (10/19/2014) [-]
It doesn't make it right. If I say it translates to Blue, but it actually translates to Baby blue, while being similar to each other, it is technically wrong.
User avatar #97 - absolyst (10/19/2014) [-]
If that semantic purity is what you're going for, then fine by me
User avatar #98 - xbyronx (10/19/2014) [-]
Well semantics are exactly what languages were founded on.
#86 - How was the post wrong? It said "i.e." means "w…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Not technically advice but... 0
User avatar #87 - xbyronx (10/19/2014) [-]
Synonymous =/= the exact same thing.
User avatar #94 - absolyst (10/19/2014) [-]
Well no, but that doesn't make it wrong
User avatar #95 - xbyronx (10/19/2014) [-]
It doesn't make it right. If I say it translates to Blue, but it actually translates to Baby blue, while being similar to each other, it is technically wrong.
User avatar #97 - absolyst (10/19/2014) [-]
If that semantic purity is what you're going for, then fine by me
User avatar #98 - xbyronx (10/19/2014) [-]
Well semantics are exactly what languages were founded on.
#38 - This reminds me, does anyone remember that post about the weir… 09/21/2014 on The clock of clocks 0
#6753 - I sure hope that counts 07/18/2014 on Steam Code Giveaway! 0
#6749 - **absolyst rolls 44** Okay last one I promise  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on Steam Code Giveaway! 0
User avatar #6753 - absolyst (07/18/2014) [-]
I sure hope that counts

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User avatar #1 - reesepiece (07/31/2012) [-]
No waste of time, to be honest. You got me curious. I hear it's a good anime. Like Another or DeathNote or Yuyu hakasho, and I totally killed the spelling of that.
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