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absolyst

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Date Signed Up:1/02/2012
Last Login:3/03/2015
Location:CA
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#38 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/01/2015 on heck yeah +5
User avatar #39 - sonatadusk (01/01/2015) [-]
Oh.
#40 - absolyst (01/01/2015) [-]
No prob, buddy.
#52 - Picture 12/29/2014 on New Kid +28
#22 - Do not trifle with an African-American enamored with Japanese culture 12/29/2014 on KFC Style: Super Secret... +17
#24 - Is that even a question 12/29/2014 on Lord knows what I'd do +3
#933 - Happy holidays OP 12/22/2014 on Happy Helliday's Give-Away +1
#97 - If that semantic purity is what you're going for, then fine by me  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2014 on Not technically advice but... 0
User avatar #98 - xbyronx (10/19/2014) [-]
Well semantics are exactly what languages were founded on.
#94 - Well no, but that doesn't make it wrong  [+] (3 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Not technically advice but... 0
User avatar #95 - xbyronx (10/19/2014) [-]
It doesn't make it right. If I say it translates to Blue, but it actually translates to Baby blue, while being similar to each other, it is technically wrong.
User avatar #97 - absolyst (10/19/2014) [-]
If that semantic purity is what you're going for, then fine by me
User avatar #98 - xbyronx (10/19/2014) [-]
Well semantics are exactly what languages were founded on.
#86 - How was the post wrong? It said "i.e." means "w…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Not technically advice but... 0
User avatar #87 - xbyronx (10/19/2014) [-]
Synonymous =/= the exact same thing.
User avatar #94 - absolyst (10/19/2014) [-]
Well no, but that doesn't make it wrong
User avatar #95 - xbyronx (10/19/2014) [-]
It doesn't make it right. If I say it translates to Blue, but it actually translates to Baby blue, while being similar to each other, it is technically wrong.
User avatar #97 - absolyst (10/19/2014) [-]
If that semantic purity is what you're going for, then fine by me
User avatar #98 - xbyronx (10/19/2014) [-]
Well semantics are exactly what languages were founded on.
#38 - This reminds me, does anyone remember that post about the weir… 09/21/2014 on The clock of clocks 0
#6753 - I sure hope that counts 07/18/2014 on Steam Code Giveaway! 0
#6749 - **absolyst rolls 44** Okay last one I promise  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on Steam Code Giveaway! 0
User avatar #6753 - absolyst (07/18/2014) [-]
I sure hope that counts
#6745 - **absolyst rolls 24** Daddy needs a new game in his library  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Steam Code Giveaway! 0
User avatar #6749 - absolyst (07/18/2014) [-]
**absolyst rolls 44** Okay last one I promise
User avatar #6753 - absolyst (07/18/2014) [-]
I sure hope that counts
#6732 - **absolyst rolls 40**  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Steam Code Giveaway! 0
User avatar #6745 - absolyst (07/18/2014) [-]
**absolyst rolls 24** Daddy needs a new game in his library
User avatar #6749 - absolyst (07/18/2014) [-]
**absolyst rolls 44** Okay last one I promise
User avatar #6753 - absolyst (07/18/2014) [-]
I sure hope that counts
#217 - Perused a bunch of Cinnymon's recent pics and she either remov…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2014 on take it off 0
User avatar #239 - lirfy (06/19/2014) [-]
same person

I did quite a bit of research on her a while ago...

She changed a fuckton
#75 - Ah, I see. I'm not really familiar with them, so thanks for in… 05/31/2014 on Pokérus: The More You Know 0
#72 - Hmm. That would explain it, yes. 05/31/2014 on Pokérus: The More You Know 0
#65 - But Nidoking and its previous forms are purple, not blue...  [+] (4 new replies) 05/31/2014 on Pokérus: The More You Know 0
User avatar #74 - laavalamppu (05/31/2014) [-]
The author of this comic uses colors only in every fifth comic. But other than that he uses blue, white and black.
User avatar #75 - absolyst (05/31/2014) [-]
Ah, I see. I'm not really familiar with them, so thanks for informing me of that.
User avatar #68 - tokitoki (05/31/2014) [-]
Is shiny!
User avatar #72 - absolyst (05/31/2014) [-]
Hmm. That would explain it, yes.
#87 - Akame ga Kiru  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2014 on new character +1
#88 - ninthismywaifu (05/22/2014) [-]
IC
Ive read it, i just didnt recognize it in color. Although its been awhile since i started it and since the chapters are months ive forgoten most of its earlier moments. sadface
User avatar #89 - ninthismywaifu (05/22/2014) [-]
New chaptars*
months Apart*
#75 - You poor, poor soul. Absolutely right, and you still get thumb… 05/17/2014 on Just my bird and I +4
#66 - Why so defensive? Your comment and use of it is perfectly vali… 04/28/2014 on Fat people 0
#55 - I didn't say that. All I did was express my amusement at your … 04/28/2014 on Fat people 0
#38 - I like how you took the copypasta and just added "Perfect… 04/27/2014 on Fat people 0
#36 - It all went to her stomach. At least, I hope that's her stomach. 04/27/2014 on Fat people +3
#77 - Good Lord, pretentiousness? From House ? The absolute horror!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2014 on 10 TV & Movie Screen Caps +2
User avatar #93 - ryderjbudde (04/27/2014) [-]
Pretentious: attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.

Dr. House is acting like he knows more than he actually does to seem witty. Normally, Dr. House uses facts that he knows because he's such a good doctor or whatever, but because the writers misunderstand genetics, he tries to sound smart by saying something incorrect. That's not a characteristic of House. He may be full of himself, but he has reason to be. Just saying.
#149 - I think giving complementary blowjobs at birthdays would be th… 04/26/2014 on When I Pull An Argument Out... +9

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User avatar #1 - reesepiece (07/31/2012) [-]
No waste of time, to be honest. You got me curious. I hear it's a good anime. Like Another or DeathNote or Yuyu hakasho, and I totally killed the spelling of that.
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