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Date Signed Up:1/02/2012
Last Login:12/25/2014
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Comment Thumbs: 8074 total,  8471 ,  397
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Level 280 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 281 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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#75 - Ah, I see. I'm not really familiar with them, so thanks for in… 05/31/2014 on Pokérus: The More You Know 0
#72 - Hmm. That would explain it, yes. 05/31/2014 on Pokérus: The More You Know 0
#65 - But Nidoking and its previous forms are purple, not blue...  [+] (4 new replies) 05/31/2014 on Pokérus: The More You Know 0
User avatar #74 - laavalamppu (05/31/2014) [-]
The author of this comic uses colors only in every fifth comic. But other than that he uses blue, white and black.
User avatar #75 - absolyst (05/31/2014) [-]
Ah, I see. I'm not really familiar with them, so thanks for informing me of that.
User avatar #68 - tokitoki (05/31/2014) [-]
Is shiny!
User avatar #72 - absolyst (05/31/2014) [-]
Hmm. That would explain it, yes.
#87 - Akame ga Kiru  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2014 on new character +1
#88 - ninthismywaifu (05/22/2014) [-]
IC
Ive read it, i just didnt recognize it in color. Although its been awhile since i started it and since the chapters are months ive forgoten most of its earlier moments. sadface
User avatar #89 - ninthismywaifu (05/22/2014) [-]
New chaptars*
months Apart*
#75 - You poor, poor soul. Absolutely right, and you still get thumb… 05/17/2014 on Just my bird and I +4
#66 - Why so defensive? Your comment and use of it is perfectly vali… 04/28/2014 on Fat people 0
#55 - I didn't say that. All I did was express my amusement at your … 04/28/2014 on Fat people 0
#38 - I like how you took the copypasta and just added "Perfect… 04/27/2014 on Fat people 0
#36 - It all went to her stomach. At least, I hope that's her stomach. 04/27/2014 on Fat people +3
#77 - Good Lord, pretentiousness? From House ? The absolute horror!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2014 on 10 TV & Movie Screen Caps +2
#93 - ryderjbudde (04/27/2014) [-]
Pretentious: attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.

Dr. House is acting like he knows more than he actually does to seem witty. Normally, Dr. House uses facts that he knows because he's such a good doctor or whatever, but because the writers misunderstand genetics, he tries to sound smart by saying something incorrect. That's not a characteristic of House. He may be full of himself, but he has reason to be. Just saying.
#149 - I think giving complementary blowjobs at birthdays would be th… 04/26/2014 on When I Pull An Argument Out... +9
#220 - Good Lord, just like in Outlast. Use the lockers to … 04/24/2014 on How To Scare a Gamer +18
#187 - Thumbwhore or not, I'd crack open her Easter eggs 04/21/2014 on Happy Easter +1
#149 - Oh god imagining that description 04/16/2014 on Someone Said It +1
#47 - O I C  [+] (3 new replies) 04/14/2014 on Cultural Pearl Harbour 0
#48 - notstill (04/14/2014) [-]
well now you know you aren't as racist as the rest of funnyjunk
#57 - xcoreyx (04/14/2014) [-]
Because you totally have to be racist in order to get a really obvious racist joke...
User avatar #61 - notstill (04/14/2014) [-]
shut up nigger
#13 - Picture 04/14/2014 on Boobs +27
#66 - Cage is love Cage is life 04/14/2014 on My Little Alchemy +5
#25 - Picture 04/14/2014 on catspeak 0
#36 - A cat is fine too... 04/14/2014 on Animated Heavy Breathing Cat 0
#25 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 04/14/2014 on Crappy Easter +24
#94 - moneybrasco (04/14/2014) [-]
#39 - kommandantvideo (04/14/2014) [-]
you saved a thumbnail god damnit
User avatar #47 - parishailsatan (04/14/2014) [-]
You did too.
User avatar #26 - qxangelxp (04/14/2014) [-]
hue.
#41 - I think those are meant to be eye bags  [+] (5 new replies) 04/14/2014 on Cultural Pearl Harbour -5
User avatar #44 - notstill (04/14/2014) [-]
>he doesn't get it
#47 - absolyst (04/14/2014) [-]
O I C
#48 - notstill (04/14/2014) [-]
well now you know you aren't as racist as the rest of funnyjunk
#57 - xcoreyx (04/14/2014) [-]
Because you totally have to be racist in order to get a really obvious racist joke...
User avatar #61 - notstill (04/14/2014) [-]
shut up nigger
#180 - hue 04/13/2014 on Your average Skyrim experience +8
#128 - I guess that could work, if you don't mind doing only 100 dama…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2014 on Link 0
User avatar #132 - platinuminfernape (04/13/2014) [-]
It is supposed to be durable.
User avatar #152 - fishandkids (04/13/2014) [-]
That may be the better option in uu, but I use Umbreon as a tank that after 3 turns can atleast 3 shot anything in ou. I need the curese so that I can take anything that is thrown at me. Umbreon 252 Ev in sp.def and rest in hp and def and +2 (defense) curse if you get a good switch can tank anything as long as they don't get a critical hit.
#123 - I dunno, there aren't any EVs in Sp. Attack...  [+] (4 new replies) 04/13/2014 on Link 0
User avatar #127 - platinuminfernape (04/13/2014) [-]
Can't it get night shade?
User avatar #128 - absolyst (04/13/2014) [-]
I guess that could work, if you don't mind doing only 100 damage each move, plus the Toxic tick. Could be a long battle.
User avatar #132 - platinuminfernape (04/13/2014) [-]
It is supposed to be durable.
User avatar #152 - fishandkids (04/13/2014) [-]
That may be the better option in uu, but I use Umbreon as a tank that after 3 turns can atleast 3 shot anything in ou. I need the curese so that I can take anything that is thrown at me. Umbreon 252 Ev in sp.def and rest in hp and def and +2 (defense) curse if you get a good switch can tank anything as long as they don't get a critical hit.
#118 - Curse would make up for the low Attack and complement the alre…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/13/2014 on Link 0
User avatar #121 - platinuminfernape (04/13/2014) [-]
Dark pulse would do :/
User avatar #123 - absolyst (04/13/2014) [-]
I dunno, there aren't any EVs in Sp. Attack...
User avatar #127 - platinuminfernape (04/13/2014) [-]
Can't it get night shade?
User avatar #128 - absolyst (04/13/2014) [-]
I guess that could work, if you don't mind doing only 100 damage each move, plus the Toxic tick. Could be a long battle.
User avatar #132 - platinuminfernape (04/13/2014) [-]
It is supposed to be durable.
User avatar #152 - fishandkids (04/13/2014) [-]
That may be the better option in uu, but I use Umbreon as a tank that after 3 turns can atleast 3 shot anything in ou. I need the curese so that I can take anything that is thrown at me. Umbreon 252 Ev in sp.def and rest in hp and def and +2 (defense) curse if you get a good switch can tank anything as long as they don't get a critical hit.
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User avatar #1 - reesepiece (07/31/2012) [-]
No waste of time, to be honest. You got me curious. I hear it's a good anime. Like Another or DeathNote or Yuyu hakasho, and I totally killed the spelling of that.
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