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#105 - Eh, not really. It's more of a "biological revu…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/29/2015 on Nope O_O +6
#150 - zoologyexplain (07/29/2015) [-]
I had someone tell me they didnt like Pac-man frogs because the spots looked too hole-y and it freaked them out. Then I showed her a surinam toad and she hyperventilated and almost passed out.. definitely a real phobia.
User avatar #153 - absolyst (07/29/2015) [-]
Not to invalidate your experiences or anything, but the Wikipedia page I posted clearly states that it's not recognized by the APA as a real phobia. I know it sounds like an authority appeal fallacy, but until they or another group equally credible officially recognizes it and has the scientific proof to back it up, it can't be factually called a true phobia. It just doesn't match the rigor required.
#157 - anon (07/29/2015) [-]
yeah, and the guy who created gifs says it's pronounced "JIFF" but we all know that's bullshit.
User avatar #165 - absolyst (07/29/2015) [-]
That was a computer engineer expressing his opinion on a linguistic matter. I don't see what that has to do with the APA - the American *Psychological* Association - expressing their opinion on a *psychological* matter.
User avatar #127 - burpityhatburp (07/29/2015) [-]
I feel like a lot of people claim this after they see what a bot fly does, none of the people I know who claim that phobia didn't claim it until after we leaned about bot flies in zoology
#163 - I'll take mine in incest indigo 07/19/2015 on Who wouldn't?? :O +1
#64 - Yeah, I know. I'm irrationally afraid of people misunderstandi… 07/18/2015 on so..can ya go out? 0
#53 - I like this picture because it's a good analogy for demonstrat…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2015 on so..can ya go out? +1
User avatar #54 - kellexar (07/18/2015) [-]
While I respect this post, and it is very accurate, you also repeat the same thing several times over and probably could've trimmed off two paragraphs worth of text just taking out things you already said.

That's like if I was making a post responding to you and I re-iterated on things I already said in the previous paragraph of the same post, it would be repeating the thing more than necessary.

By repeating it more than necessary I'm really just saying the same things I already said, but in a new paragraph like it was a new idea.

So from this we can learn that all the previous paragraphs weren't really necessary but I was just using them as a way to repeat everything I already said, even though they weren't necessary and just makes my post look more wordy.
User avatar #64 - absolyst (07/18/2015) [-]
Yeah, I know. I'm irrationally afraid of people misunderstanding me, so I ramble a lot. But thanks for the positive feedback.
#54 - I don't get it  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2015 on they arent wrong tho 0
User avatar #55 - akho (05/28/2015) [-]
Refer to comment #25
#843 - Comment deleted 04/25/2015 on Steam Card Giveaway 0
#163 - It's not. Those Spanish subtitles were for Spanish viewers, no… 04/23/2015 on Playing games with an enemy... +2
#46 - Sex, and really any physical intimacy, is the only tangible th… 04/10/2015 on The most action I ever get. +5
#15 - Picture 03/29/2015 on majestic +10
#339 - I request a drawing of my namesake, the Pokemon Absol. In all … 03/21/2015 on FREE STUFF 0
#104 - Picture 03/15/2015 on smooth +3
#283 - Now you don't have a leg, to stand on! 03/03/2015 on 4chan 0
#35 - Picture 02/25/2015 on bee hive yourself +14
#36 - Can someone help a ***** out and explain that Sherlock …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/19/2015 on Social Media Comp 15 0
User avatar #43 - obviousxplains (02/19/2015) [-]
sherlock was told that if he didnt kill himself his 3 best friends would die, so he called watson to say goodbye and then jumpped off a building to kill himself.
#38 - yeagerbombastic (02/19/2015) [-]
Sherlock was talking to Watson on a cell phone when he jumped off of a building and faked his suicide.
#95 - Her left leg is bent so that she's resting on its shinbone. 02/10/2015 on Lichtenstein is best Stein 0
#30 - For the Tower of Heaven fans 02/08/2015 on Tfw no gf 0
#21 - Why isn't this? No seriously like wtf how  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2015 on I felt... Under Pressure 0
User avatar #47 - beroty (01/11/2015) [-]
but it is an gif, i can enlarge it by dragging
#25 - karenoniks (01/10/2015) [-]
Don't you fucking lie to me.
Image on the left is a jpg.
#24 - karenoniks has deleted their comment.
User avatar #22 - goobyman (01/10/2015) [-]
it is tho
#115 - Hell I thought he THREW a bird at first 01/10/2015 on Gotta get more rocks 0
#27 - Picture 01/02/2015 on BURN 0
#95 - It's a perfectly valid perspective for some people. Those with… 01/01/2015 on truth 0
#40 - No prob, buddy. 01/01/2015 on heck yeah +1
#38 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/01/2015 on heck yeah +5
User avatar #39 - sonatadusk (01/01/2015) [-]
#40 - absolyst (01/01/2015) [-]
No prob, buddy.
#52 - Picture 12/29/2014 on New Kid +28
#22 - Do not trifle with an African-American enamored with Japanese culture 12/29/2014 on KFC Style: Super Secret... +17
#24 - Is that even a question 12/29/2014 on Lord knows what I'd do +3


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#4 - keplerx ONLINE (09/11/2015) [-]
Guarding you right now.
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User avatar #1 - reesepiece (07/31/2012) [-]
No waste of time, to be honest. You got me curious. I hear it's a good anime. Like Another or DeathNote or Yuyu hakasho, and I totally killed the spelling of that.
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