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absolyst

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:1/02/2012
Last Login:7/01/2016
Location:CA
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#77 - Maybe the woman brought the "40 or 50" people to the…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/06/2013 on Funny wrong number texts +4
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#88 - corso (01/18/2014) [-]
But he's saying that it happened way too fast. Usually when there's a delay, it shows the time between texts, such as 6:45 for one series and 7:00 for the next series of texts. But the person isn't going to say they're on their way with 50 other people and then immediately be there
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#89 - absolyst (01/18/2014) [-]
Maybe the person was already on the way there when they sent the message, meaning that it wouldn't be weird if they replied very quickly afterwards. Also, why would you bother replying to a more than 2 month old post?
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#90 - corso (01/18/2014) [-]
Why not?
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#91 - absolyst (01/18/2014) [-]
Now that I think about it, you're absolutely right. Why the fuck not. Good day to you sir.
#92 - corso (01/18/2014) [-]
#38 - If it's not lupus... 11/06/2013 on Classic House 0
#88 - Picture 11/06/2013 on Delicious +5
#162 - Well, for a juxtaposition, the words themselves don't have to … 10/31/2013 on cancer 0
#14 - That's interesting and all, but the Kelly in the content is Ke… 10/11/2013 on tumor frendly -1
#40 - That's assuming that the exact same people comment on every po… 09/29/2013 on Yeah...Screw that +5
#113 - What movie was it?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2013 on Life Hacks - Compilation... 0
#118 - JHDog (09/29/2013) [-]
If you ever played The Last of Us, you can tell it's kinda where they got their inspiration
#117 - JHDog (09/29/2013) [-]
The Road, you can watch it on Netflix
#202 - Holy **** that name (replied to the wrong person the first time) 09/23/2013 on the mallard is always right 0
#200 - Comment deleted 09/23/2013 on the mallard is always right 0
#99 - *piqued I'm sorry, I had to, it was bothering me  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2013 on Trying to out-logic a robot +4
#111 - Lambert (09/18/2013) [-]
THANK YOU FOR CORRECTING MY GRAMMAR!