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#42 - I don't think that other races are inferior, I just think that… 08/01/2011 on what +6
#41 - My Personal Favorites. They were singing. Obviously the…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2011 on what +7
User avatar #42 - absolutewilson (08/01/2011) [-]
I don't think that other races are inferior, I just think that there's something special about white people. Sometimes, when I think about all the things white people have accomplished throughout history, I smile, and I nod, and I think to myself, 'Yeah, I'm glad I'm on that team.'" - Zach Braff
Am I really gonna deny someone the opportunity of a lifetime just because they met me 5 easters early?" - Zach Braff on The Age of Consent
Well it's not that I HATE them, but honestly if I saw two homeless people begging for money, one white and one black, and I only had one quarter... Well I'd probably keep it actually." - Zach Braff on African Americans
*I'm pretty sure Africa was made up by the media to scare people. I mean, I've never seen it. Have you? I didn't think so." - Zach Braff on Africa
I figure it this way - if a woman claims she didn't want me to fudge her, then you already know she's a liar. So what the hell's the point of a trial, y'know?" - Zach Braff on rape


I mean the first time I had it I knew right off the bat it wasn't legit. I think most people are fooled, but I guess when it comes down to it people just don't have as keen a sense of taste as me." - Zach Braff on I cant believe its not butter

I actually did ponder doing the Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie thing and get a kid from Ethiopia. But you know, I already have an ashtray." - Zach Braff on adoption

What boggles my mind is that this man kills all these people, then we let him run for president." - Zach Braff on Osama Bin Laden

Look, you are misunderstanding me. All I'm saying is, if they can eat my dog, why can't I eat them?" - Zach Braff on Koreans
#96 - The **** . 07/30/2011 on The Magic of Sharing +8
#325 - I want that sandshrew one sooooo bad. 07/30/2011 on My OC +6
#110 - <---- Mike after he answered the second question. 07/30/2011 on Joke of the day +22
#179 - >Listening to Beiber  [+] (5 new replies) 07/30/2011 on bieber truth +6
#183 - tehkawaiineko (07/30/2011) [-]
#205 - sswildcats (07/30/2011) [-]
i miss Earl..
#208 - tehkawaiineko (07/30/2011) [-]
i dont get why im getting the red thumb..
i do too
#356 - sswildcats (07/31/2011) [-]
"WOLF GANG"
#357 - tehkawaiineko (07/31/2011) [-]
#458 - That is all. 07/30/2011 on MOTHERFUCKING ACE! +1
#3 - huh, i never noticed that. good eye. 03/15/2011 on You learn something new... 0
#38 - i really didnt mean to offend anyone guys, (i know putting up … 11/23/2010 on 9.11.2001 -1
#164 - Lil wayne's voice soinds like he deep throats on a regular basis. 07/18/2010 on Waynes World +1
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