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#4 - So you stole money from the register and tried to blame it on …  [+] (6 new replies) 02/18/2013 on Cuprite -47
#16 - majicolll (02/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #9 - leglesslegolegolas (02/18/2013) [-]
This is the part where you stop commenting.
#5 - wikkitywakyo (02/18/2013) [-]
Just cause you can comment doesn't mean you should.
User avatar #11 - spikethepony (02/18/2013) [-]
Relax, I'm pretty sure he's trying to be a troll.
#17 - wikkitywakyo (02/18/2013) [-]
he's not very good at this
User avatar #28 - ilikeeatingcheese (02/18/2013) [-]
none of you are
#2 - I've been on step 5 for two years. Is that bad?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2013 on Beating the Friend Zone +1
User avatar #3 - pheonixinstinct (02/18/2013) [-]
not ideal but could still work.
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 02/18/2013 on RIP 2/17/13 -15
#21 - dawinnamon Comment deleted by ablt
#4 - KawKz n BawLzZ Comment deleted by ablt
#17 - Bomiheko Comment deleted by ablt
#15 - nxtasa Comment deleted by ablt
#2 - And by "wrongly accused and fired" you mean you were…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/18/2013 on Cuprite -47
#3 - wikkitywakyo (02/18/2013) [-]
no asshole. I was accused of stealing money from the register when it was the managers punk kid. And when I told the higher ups I was fired a week later.
User avatar #4 - ablt (02/18/2013) [-]
So you stole money from the register and tried to blame it on the manager's son
#16 - majicolll (02/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #9 - leglesslegolegolas (02/18/2013) [-]
This is the part where you stop commenting.
#5 - wikkitywakyo (02/18/2013) [-]
Just cause you can comment doesn't mean you should.
User avatar #11 - spikethepony (02/18/2013) [-]
Relax, I'm pretty sure he's trying to be a troll.
#17 - wikkitywakyo (02/18/2013) [-]
he's not very good at this
User avatar #28 - ilikeeatingcheese (02/18/2013) [-]
none of you are
#2 - I was under the impression they will still clones, but the emp…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2013 on storm troopers 0
User avatar #3 - dxlewis (02/16/2013) [-]
No towards the end of the clone wars there was a kind of revolt on Kamino. After it was suppressed the Emperor decided that they would clone very little, almost none existent, and rely on recruitment to fill the ranks. By the time Luke made it to the Death Star there were very few pure blood troopers left. Most of them were in Vader's fist, the 501st.
#2 - This Tumblr place must be pretty funny because that's all anyo…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/14/2013 on my humps +23
#3 - stroopie has deleted their comment.
User avatar #5 - felixjarl (02/15/2013) [-]
The monkey with the typewriter example in other words.
User avatar #8 - kanatana (02/15/2013) [-]
Explains Twilight.
#11 - felixjarl (02/15/2013) [-]
#8 - So? 02/14/2013 on One Can Dream +1
#2 - You mean without the US government? 02/14/2013 on Ad infitium +1
#19 - You wanna log in an say that? 02/14/2013 on Well Hello There +5
#225 - No he doesn't. I take it you've never read the comics  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2013 on Cool Walking Dead Facts -14
User avatar #259 - neutralgray (02/12/2013) [-]
Yeah... he does. I take it you haven't read all the comics.
#231 - plates (02/12/2013) [-]
Yes he does...
#9 - That first face kinda looks like the Yao Ming face  [+] (6 new replies) 02/11/2013 on lol -8
#14 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/11/2013) [-]
classic newfag
#22 - fuckyosixtyminutes (02/11/2013) [-]
Classic anonymous coward.
User avatar #32 - kingrayne (02/11/2013) [-]
"omg, hes a le anonymous, hes a le coward and obviously loggd out!!!!"
#33 - fuckyosixtyminutes (02/11/2013) [-]
okay fat kid
User avatar #34 - kingrayne (02/11/2013) [-]
>calling someone fat in response to a comment on FJ
okay buddy
#13 - sambojkovic has deleted their comment.
#87 - I think it was safe for the artist to assume that just about e… 02/11/2013 on The shadows of his past +3
#6 - I'm kind of curious as to how that pastor delivers US currency…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/09/2013 on Your move ass hole -2
User avatar #13 - foelkera (02/09/2013) [-]
Money from offerings is used to pay for upkeep on the church, while the remainder goes to the poor.
#17 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/09/2013) [-]
"remainder goes to the poor" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! oh, god, AHA HEHE HOHO AHAHAHA! oh, that's funny.
User avatar #9 - spamalope (02/09/2013) [-]
It's not for God, it's for the Church
User avatar #7 - heartlessrobot (02/09/2013) [-]
Nah, he buys roofies to put in the choir boy's glass of communal wine.
#1 - The bitch who plays Beth is 27. Since when is 27 underage?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/04/2013 on Every Episode of The... -1
User avatar #2 - anbieter (02/04/2013) [-]
In the show she's 17.
User avatar #3 - Thorneyeagle (02/04/2013) [-]
TV magic legal jail bait .
#2 - The fanny pack distracted me from the hover hand 02/01/2013 on Da Man +1
#3 - Comment deleted 02/01/2013 on sheisse 0
#1 - Save yourself the trouble and never play that game again, 01/31/2013 on Fable III 0
#2 - Wouldn't he recognize a portrait of Snape? Are you telling me …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2013 on Albus Severus +5
#4 - GibbyTheGerbil (03/25/2013) [-]
where would he have gotten one? i don't recall there ever being mention of a picture of him in the books. and as a spy for the light wouldn't he have tried to avoid such a thing at all costs anyway?
#279 - While this is true, it's also ******* retarded. Y…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/31/2013 on 12 Childhood Plotholes 0
User avatar #310 - alexforce (01/31/2013) [-]
It's also a matter that Time Turners don't actually change the past, they only make the inevitable happen...it's weird...like the whole thing with Harry going back in time to do the Patronus, he didn't know it was himself until the moment he did it, but it happened before he used the time turner, so you don't actually change the past, you just make the past happen.
User avatar #287 - seajayjoonyo (01/31/2013) [-]
Time Travel was described as a very touchy subject, which is why Hermione was restricted to only using it for her multiple classes. Dumbledore was only able to figure out a way to utilize it to save two lives within the immediate events what was going on. The ministry restricts the use of Time Turners, so they're seldom used by anyone. It took McGonagall a buttload of work to convince the Ministry to allow Hermione to use one. It was by circumstance that Harry and Hermione were capable of rescuing Sirius and Buckbeak.
#65 - He did not direct or write Cloverfield, he only produced it. H… 01/30/2013 on Exclusive look at Star Wars... -3
#57 - You and everyone who has taken 7th grade biology 01/29/2013 on your face, I like that sh*t +2
#1 - I don't know why I even come to funnyjunk, everything here is … 01/29/2013 on It’s the sound 0
#2 - I can't believe that limeys really call popsicles "ice lo… 01/29/2013 on This would be a little awkward 0
#4 - Comment deleted 01/29/2013 on Facebook Posts 0
#1 - Reminds me of Idiocracy  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2013 on jail break 0
User avatar #2 - sonicwind (01/29/2013) [-]
i actually have a horrible fear that Idiocracy is a documentary from the future
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