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- I had an anthropology teacher try to tell a class that everyon…
did you know that men with XYY actually tend to be more aggressive than "normal" XY men?
You are a dumb shit.
No, he's actually correct.
the addition of an extra y chromosome has no links to increased aggression.
I'm an anthropology major. I agree. I had to take biology and chemistry in order to make it into a science.
- This is obviously one of the alternate universes where Termina…
You know, if there were an infinite number of universes, then in one of those universes someone would have created a device that would allow them to be in every place in every universe simultaneously, which in turn would mean that right now you would likely be full of trans-dimensional super-scientists trapped by their own madness.
That's the premise for a paper I'm working on, positing a hypothesis about multiverse limitation and synchronicity.
So..that would make said person a time lord?
Wait... does that mean that that hypothesised person has technically anally violated every single living being that has ever existed?
If they exist in every place then their dick must logically also exist in a place corresponding to their location, meaning they have also, are also and will also be anally violating themselves as well as anally violating everything in existence that has an ass to violate?
And if you argue that this person may be a woman then I would argue that there must logically stand to be a universe where this person is in fact a man (like the lutesces).
Ha! A reference!
perhaps our multiverse has physical laws that prohit that, but other multiverses have laws of physics that allow it.
- I don't blame her, breast pump kits cost like $400
And are painful
Not painful enough to let my Dad suck on my tit.
yeah I think that's disgusting
- He says "elementary" a lot, but it's never followed …
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- Do we have to go through this again? That phrase is never used…
but then where does that phrase come from then?
He says "elementary" a lot, but it's never followed by the phrase "my dear Watson". I don't know who was the first person to put them together.
- Why does she have yellow cum dripping down her legs?
Why is she projectile puking?
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