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#15 - I skip the intro every time. 04/27/2013 on ♥♥♥ 0
#185 - It isn't really proportionately less because a percentage is a… 04/26/2013 on Dear Teabaggers... 0
#98 - Flat tax is regressive. Feel free to learn about economics at …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2013 on Dear Teabaggers... +1
User avatar #173 - schneidend (04/25/2013) [-]
I actually looked up regressive tax, but I don't fully understand how a flat tax ends up with higher incomes paying proportionally less than lower incomes. 7.5%, for example, is a flat rate, but people with higher incomes can end up paying less than that somehow? I'm confused.
User avatar #185 - ablt (04/26/2013) [-]
It isn't really proportionately less because a percentage is a percentage no matter how much you're dealing with. The problem is that taxing someone who makes $10,000 a year 15% has more of an impact than taxing someone who makes $100,000 a year 15%. In this example, you're leaving someone with $8,500 and someone else with $85,000. The person making 10k a year has had their spending power drastically reduced, while the person with 100k can still live comfortably.

Now, I'm not some faggot who complains about rich people not being taxed enough, but I think the Fair Tax is a viable option. Just Google this one because I can't explain the entire thing here, but it works as a consumption tax, meaning that you keep all of your income and are only taxed on your purchases. The current proposal for the consumption tax is not regressive because there is a rebate for anyone under the poverty line to cover consumption tax up to whatever the poverty line is. So let's say that the poverty line is $30,000, you would get a rebate to cover sales tax on $30,000 of purchases.
#5 - Did you ever consider that they aren't jokes?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2013 on Stupid Facebook Girl +8
User avatar #10 - davvi (04/18/2013) [-]
i sincerely hope that they are indeed jokes
#11 - elgringogordo has deleted their comment.
#7 - You can buy them at Target. I think they're $30. And there's a…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2013 on Thor and Captain America... 0
#9 - seleniyxoxo (04/17/2013) [-]
I work at Target, they are $20, and they also sell things like footballs, hockey pucks, front end of the car (miniaturized) crashing through the wall

www.target.com/p/3d-wall-art-3d-hockey-puck-light/-/A-14382000#?lnk=sc_qi_detaillink
User avatar #10 - seleniyxoxo (04/17/2013) [-]
Also, I know we sell the avengers 3D wall art for a fact, but I can't find them on the stupid website
#11 - House, a show that was written by copying and pasting Sherlock Holmes 04/17/2013 on I miss House 0
#26 - It's probably made up  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2013 on But what about the bears? 0
User avatar #30 - brenton (04/16/2013) [-]
OP's picture or the Wikipedia article?
User avatar #35 - atheistzilla (04/16/2013) [-]
both?
#5 - Do you really think I browse the blackveilbrides channel, it w… 04/13/2013 on Which one do you choose? 0
#2 - Politely ask him to stop making ****** music  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2013 on Which one do you choose? 0
#3 - anon (04/13/2013) [-]
Get off this board if you dont like black veil brides. FUCK THE HATERS BVB ARMY 4EVA!
User avatar #5 - ablt (04/13/2013) [-]
Do you really think I browse the blackveilbrides channel, it was in the newest uploads.
#18 - Comment deleted 04/13/2013 on Ps one 0
#271 - Bioshock Infinite had a pretty lazy story, so I'll settle for … 04/13/2013 on Lessons for devs -9
#14 - Comment deleted 04/12/2013 on Let's Talk About This Game -1
#3 - Battlefield 4: BF3 with a next gen skin Frostbite 3 engine… 04/12/2013 on New BF4 Karkand Trailer 0
#1 - I had an anthropology teacher try to tell a class that everyon…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/12/2013 on Worked Perfectly! +6
#4 - gisuar (04/12/2013) [-]
did you know that men with XYY actually tend to be more aggressive than "normal" XY men?
User avatar #6 - crownangel (04/12/2013) [-]
You are a dumb shit.
#7 - HerpinMaiDerpin (04/12/2013) [-]
No, he's actually correct.
User avatar #8 - crownangel (04/14/2013) [-]
the addition of an extra y chromosome has no links to increased aggression.
#2 - anon (04/12/2013) [-]
I'm an anthropology major. I agree. I had to take biology and chemistry in order to make it into a science.
#11 - This is obviously one of the alternate universes where Termina…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Bioshock +10
#12 - teranin (04/11/2013) [-]
You know, if there were an infinite number of universes, then in one of those universes someone would have created a device that would allow them to be in every place in every universe simultaneously, which in turn would mean that right now you would likely be full of trans-dimensional super-scientists trapped by their own madness.

That's the premise for a paper I'm working on, positing a hypothesis about multiverse limitation and synchronicity.
#38 - maxsexington (04/11/2013) [-]
So..that would make said person a time lord?
User avatar #19 - snowshark (04/11/2013) [-]
Wait... does that mean that that hypothesised person has technically anally violated every single living being that has ever existed?

If they exist in every place then their dick must logically also exist in a place corresponding to their location, meaning they have also, are also and will also be anally violating themselves as well as anally violating everything in existence that has an ass to violate?

And if you argue that this person may be a woman then I would argue that there must logically stand to be a universe where this person is in fact a man (like the lutesces).
User avatar #20 - teranin (04/11/2013) [-]
eeyup
User avatar #21 - snowshark (04/11/2013) [-]
Ha! A reference!
#16 - beercanbacon (04/11/2013) [-]
#15 - pentol (04/11/2013) [-]
perhaps our multiverse has physical laws that prohit that, but other multiverses have laws of physics that allow it.
#1 - I don't blame her, breast pump kits cost like $400  [+] (3 new replies) 04/10/2013 on Why not 0
User avatar #2 - catloverforlife (04/10/2013) [-]
And are painful
User avatar #3 - captainoptimist (04/10/2013) [-]
Not painful enough to let my Dad suck on my tit.

Sorry, just...no.
User avatar #4 - catloverforlife (04/10/2013) [-]
yeah I think that's disgusting
#3 - He says "elementary" a lot, but it's never followed … 04/10/2013 on elementary -1
#8 - I reality both the 3DS and the Vita are kinda ****** … 04/10/2013 on Handheld consoles users... -5
#1 - Do we have to go through this again? That phrase is never used…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2013 on elementary 0
User avatar #2 - mrheavyxd (04/10/2013) [-]
but then where does that phrase come from then?
User avatar #3 - ablt (04/10/2013) [-]
He says "elementary" a lot, but it's never followed by the phrase "my dear Watson". I don't know who was the first person to put them together.
#1 - Why does she have yellow cum dripping down her legs?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2013 on Paramore 0
#2 - allwinterswhite (04/10/2013) [-]
Better question;
Why is she projectile puking?
#1 - unibrow  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2013 on Tumblr you ignorant slut +37
User avatar #7 - explore (04/10/2013) [-]
Unibrow is the straight line singular eyebrow.
Monobrow is the singular eyebrow shaped like an 'm'.
#2 - ihaveupsyndrome (04/10/2013) [-]
#2 - Comment deleted 04/09/2013 on Microsoft Project "Fortaleza" +1
#11 - Don't forget that she's had Sean Penn's cock in her mouth  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2013 on No X-ray needed 0
User avatar #12 - delphine (04/09/2013) [-]
Touche. Though Ryan Reynolds kind of makes up for that haha...
#1 - She's lost patients? Is this bytch a modern day Doogie Howser? 04/09/2013 on Subtle 0
#4 - I'm pretty sure the Red Dawn remake copied and pasted this exact intro 04/09/2013 on Homefront Intro could be real? 0
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