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abachonk

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Video Games Played: Halo, Skyrim, your mom
X-box Gamertag: ABRAHAM NORRIS
Date Signed Up:4/03/2012
Last Login:8/05/2015
Location:Mexico Fucking City
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#273 - Well, it's my happiest moment of the day, and I get everything… 4 hours ago on tell me about your happiest... 0
#433 - Comment deleted 07/27/2015 on Roll mod, get funny ban 0
#552 - **abachonk used "*roll picture*"** **abachonk rolled image ** 07/25/2015 on What turned you gay 0
#343 - **abachonk used "*roll picture*"** **abachonk rolled image… 07/21/2015 on You have to eat what you... 0
#15 - Can I get more?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2015 on Chuck ~ An Original Song 0
#19 - Silver Quantum (07/19/2015) [-]
#974 - **abachonk used "*roll picture*"** **abachonk rolled image ** 07/18/2015 on Roll for your superpower 0
#54 - Just like parkour traceurs, they know how to disperse the ener… 07/18/2015 on Return of the Dank WebM 11 +2
#26 - She was trying to run away from the other cat. And she failed … 07/17/2015 on Return of the Dank WebM 11 +3
#13 - When there's no fall damage in videogames.  [+] (21 new replies) 07/17/2015 on Return of the Dank WebM 11 +67
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#172 - dawggz (07/18/2015) [-]
I cringed so fucking hard, thank Odin the kitty is fine.
User avatar #155 - obese (07/18/2015) [-]
Spider Cat, Spider Cat, Does whatever a Spider Cat does, can climb up walls, can't shoot web... look out... there goes The Spiiider Caaat.
#147 - anon (07/18/2015) [-]
my cat fell from 5th floor and died last year why do you have to make my cry
#165 - skebaba (07/18/2015) [-]
That's because your cat had a manufacture error. I'd get a refund if I were you.
User avatar #39 - nickypickle (07/18/2015) [-]
how do they do this shit. I know how they can minimize the hurting of falling from maybe a couple of meters but fucking 3 stories? seriously?
User avatar #47 - toncheky (07/18/2015) [-]
They can survive terminal velocity which is the maximum velocity at which you can travel while free falling. So it doesn't matter if it's 3 or 10 stories, they will probably survive since it's the same velocity.
User avatar #137 - kioftak (07/18/2015) [-]
But they still break bones and get seriously hurt even die (my cat fell from 8 stories and broke his leg)
User avatar #151 - toncheky (07/18/2015) [-]
True. That's why I said they can survive, not that they will.
#72 - midothegreat (07/18/2015) [-]
doesn't that mean they can survive a fall from an airplane?
what kind of superpowers are that and how can we harness them?
User avatar #152 - toncheky (07/18/2015) [-]
Yes, there's a good chance.
#141 - twentyten (07/18/2015) [-]
They can survive, not uninjured mind you.
#52 - nickypickle (07/18/2015) [-]
but
h o w
User avatar #74 - cpawsome (07/18/2015) [-]
The loose skin also acts as an air break as well.
These bastards have a very flexible spine as well.
On a more related notes, ants can't die from a fall.
User avatar #66 - greyhoundfd (07/18/2015) [-]
Depending on the size of an object, after a certain point the friction on the air becomes greater than the force of gravity, which is terminal velocity. The smaller an object is, the lower the terminal velocity. Depending on the bone structure, size, and ability of the animal to absorb or ablate a shock it may be able to survive terminal velocity. Cats can do this, humans can't. The best example is a mouse. Because of the size of the mouse, you could literally drop it from space and unless it ionizes the air and melts it will survive the fall because it can ablate the shock from landing.
#164 - skebaba (07/18/2015) [-]
We have to find a way for them to not burn up in the atmosphere. Would be fun as hell to drop some mice from space and film them fall to ground without dying.
User avatar #54 - abachonk (07/18/2015) [-]
Just like parkour traceurs, they know how to disperse the energy in their muscles so they don't hurt anything.
Also it's more dangerous for a cat to fall from 1 story than 3, because it is unable to react so fast.
User avatar #53 - toncheky (07/18/2015) [-]
They're lightweight and don't carry a lot of kinetic energy, and they also handle landing pretty good.
User avatar #25 - darthblam (07/17/2015) [-]
How the fuck did that thing even get in that situation?
User avatar #26 - abachonk (07/17/2015) [-]
She was trying to run away from the other cat. And she failed gloriously.
#17 - midothegreat (07/17/2015) [-]
for a second i thought you were gonna make me witness the death of spidercat
#123 - What's wrong about SU???  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2015 on show him wrong +1
User avatar #124 - greedtheavaricious (07/17/2015) [-]
Nigga I don't know

I just wanted to post something

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