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#698 - Picture 07/09/2014 on Roll for Red Text 0
#236 - I'm thinking they would be other worldly creates. Obviously ea…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on Fuck the system +1
User avatar #260 - bioexplain (07/11/2014) [-]
Some people think that it may be possible in a place like Titan or the Earth's mantle because of the conditions but then again: Not enough evidence. Doesn't mean it's impossible, it's possible just unlikely.

Sorry for the late reply I got distracted by an awesome recipe my friend gave to me. It's like corned beef hash but made like a frittata. Been experimenting with it for two days. Best two days ever.
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User avatar #205 - bioexplain (07/09/2014) [-]
Silicon certainly looks like it may be a promising alternative to carbon in life forms at first glance, doesn't it? However, me and most other biochemists would agree that such life forms would be very unlikely to occur naturally. Silicon has a fatal flaw which is its affinity for oxygen. Now when a carbon based organism respires it creates CO2 which is easy to expel. Now, when a silicon based life respires it creates SiO2, which is sand, so there's our first problem. Our next problem is chirality, which describes compounds that can take a "left handed" or "right handed" forms. Now chirality gives rise to so many different molecules used for metabolism. Because silicon doesn't really rise to many metabolic molecules a silicon based life form would be quite metabolically lacking. Earth is a rather silicon abundant planet the relative abundance of silicon to carbon in the Earth's crust is roughly 925:1. That is lot of carbon and the fact that life on Earth is carbon based suggests that silicon is poorly suited for biochemistry, at least on Earth like planets. I personally believe that there is not enough evidence to support the possibility of natural silicon based life but if we ever create a perfect AI, we could consider that silicon based life. The universe still has a lot to surprise us with!
User avatar #236 - Zyklone (07/09/2014) [-]
I'm thinking they would be other worldly creates. Obviously earth would be a deadly environment for them, but how about the atmosphere on Saturn? or another gas planet?

User avatar #260 - bioexplain (07/11/2014) [-]
Some people think that it may be possible in a place like Titan or the Earth's mantle because of the conditions but then again: Not enough evidence. Doesn't mean it's impossible, it's possible just unlikely.

Sorry for the late reply I got distracted by an awesome recipe my friend gave to me. It's like corned beef hash but made like a frittata. Been experimenting with it for two days. Best two days ever.

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User avatar #57 to #56 - sciencexplain ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
That really doesn't mean much to me. Polio causes paralysis anyways, so this simply reduces the risk of paralysis and the death would be far less painful and a lower chance with taking the vaccine. It's a shame, of course, but unless they can tell me exactly why the vaccine causes these ailments, I don't have much interest in that.
User avatar #58 to #57 - Zyklone (06/20/2014) [-]
It killed people...
User avatar #59 to #58 - sciencexplain ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
And? Those people were likely to have died from polio anyway. They weren't clear with the numbers, but that's a vaccine occurring in a LEDC. The only vaccines I ever needed and need are the Meningitis C ones and the Diptheria/Polio/Tetanus vaccine, all of which are administered through a needle in inactive form instead of oral form. That's Bill Gates' problem, not mine. Unless I'm getting Polio Drops, I don't much care.
User avatar #60 to #59 - Zyklone (06/20/2014) [-]
"not my problem" sort of thing,

gotcha.
User avatar #61 to #60 - sciencexplain ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Pretty much. It would be much more interesting if that was in a MEDC though, wouldn't it? Everybody would actually care then.
User avatar #62 to #61 - Zyklone (06/21/2014) [-]
Or if it happened in America.
I thought those were to prevent people from getting polio, not cure those who have it.
Don't they give them to people without the disease?
Do you know the quote from Martin Niemöller?

The vaccine definitely didn't help the nearly half million.
Question: When was the last disease cured? what was it?

I enjoy our back and forths, but i too should be more career focused.
User avatar #63 to #62 - sciencexplain ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
They are polio prevention, just the problem caused is very similar to polio, as if it weren't a dead or deactivated version of the virus that is placed in the vaccines. They are always administered to those without it, because what would be the point of giving people with polio polio?

I'm assuming you're referring to the quote "First they came". And, if my memory serves me correct, the most recent cured disease was in fact polio, around the 1950s. Correct me if I'm wrong, though.
User avatar #64 to #63 - Zyklone (06/21/2014) [-]
IDK, i ask you cuz you seem to care more about being correct on the internet.
User avatar #65 to #64 - sciencexplain ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
That's because people in real life have no interest in what you know. On the Internet, you can gain recognition for having awareness of the world you live in, and it makes me desire to learn and know more.
User avatar #66 to #65 - Zyklone (06/21/2014) [-]
>recognition on the internet
Hah.

If people don't care about what you know then you need to talk to new people. ALL i care about is what people know. Because i am good at reading body language and facial expressions, I trust people in real life 10x more than anything the internet says. Plus information IS the internet, anyone can pretend to know anything online with a few searches. Internet people are usually psudointellects. While RL people won't go beyond their knowledge base. (or i call them on it)
User avatar #67 to #66 - sciencexplain ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
I have fuck all in the way of friends IRL, so I just seek approval on the Internet...
User avatar #68 to #67 - Zyklone (06/21/2014) [-]
Been there. makes perfect sense, though I would discourage such behavior.

User avatar #69 to #68 - sciencexplain ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
I've lost interest in even bothering to make any change now. I just can't be bothered with anything anymore...
User avatar #70 to #69 - Zyklone (06/21/2014) [-]
So you're a soulless husk of a human with no honor or commitment?
User avatar #71 to #70 - sciencexplain ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Bingo.
User avatar #72 to #71 - Zyklone (06/21/2014) [-]
I'm very sorry to hear that. I read a book a few days ago that changed my entire life, I suggest it to anyone who has lost thier drive in life.

Its your choice to be that sad lonely person. Everything in your life is your choice. There is ALLWAYS a choice.

The book is "the compassionate samurai" by brian klemmer - please check into it.
It helped me go from an average mindset to an extraordinary passion for life.
I am done being a victim of circumstance. Next time you are presented with a decisions, instead of asking yourself "Can I" ask yourself "How can I?" that will force your subconscious to come up with a solution.
You have to honor yourself before anyone else will notice you.
User avatar #73 to #72 - sciencexplain ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
I might have a look into that, actually. If there's one thing I love, it's reading. No matter where, nor the weather, I can find comfort with a book and a drink at hand, letting time fly by.
User avatar #74 to #73 - Zyklone (06/21/2014) [-]
It's a self help book with the 10 traits of a compassionate samurai. It really helped me so much, 8/10 of the traits i needed to be reminded how to at like a man and not a bitch.

It's the 2008 best seller in the wall street journal business. Took me 2 days to blast through it. But then it has a 10 week program to concrete it into your lifestyle.

Watch some videos of Mr. Klemmer, he does seminars.
User avatar #51 to #50 - Zyklone (06/01/2014) [-]
tldr trust whomever you want.
Believe the FDA is your ally
User avatar #52 to #51 - sciencexplain ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
I wish you would at least show SOME knowledge of vaccines, so you don't seem so uneducated in your views. If you don't support vaccines or believe they are bad, at least know why they aren't and show some core knowledge. It makes your point more convincing in any argument.
User avatar #53 to #52 - Zyklone (06/01/2014) [-]
I'm done trying to convince.
For the fourth time ill say again, Nearly every vaccine that has been put out has been admitted to have contaminates 6-10 years after. I do not trust the FDA
Is that clear enough?

You should assume you know everything about my life and not just my knowledge.
User avatar #54 to #53 - sciencexplain ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
*contaminants

And really? Can you prove that they made clear the contaminants through recorded evidence of admission?
User avatar #55 to #54 - Zyklone (06/02/2014) [-]
"I'm done trying to convince you"

Ive showed you the links before, go find them yousrelf with all thatfreet ime Mr. Scinece links.
#35 - hentaisweetie (05/22/2014) [-]
Wow you honestly went into my profile, went through all my latest comments, and one by one thumbed them down? You are by far the most betta-bitch on this site.
#36 to #35 - Zyklone (05/23/2014) [-]
Your message and picture contradict each other

(yes, every single comment you've made in the last 6 weeks)

I truly DGAF
#37 to #36 - Orc (05/23/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Why did you do it?
#38 to #37 - Zyklone (05/24/2014) [-]
Long time no see, Orc.
#39 to #38 - Orc (05/24/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** You did it because women? >_>
#40 to #39 - Zyklone (05/24/2014) [-]
yes   
   
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yes

woman*
#41 to #40 - Orc (05/24/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** What did she do?
#42 to #41 - Zyklone (05/24/2014) [-]
>she suggested i use her reaction image

>donttellmewhattodo.jpeg

>red thumbs for not wanting her pic.
#43 to #42 - Orc (05/24/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** lmfao www.funnyjunk.com/user/Zyklone I found it. That's fucking hilarious. How long did it take you?
**Orc rolled image** lmfao www.funnyjunk.com/user/Zyklone I found it. That's fucking hilarious. How long did it take you?
#46 to #43 - Zyklone (05/24/2014) [-]
less than 2 minutes
#47 to #46 - Orc (05/24/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** wat
#49 to #48 - Orc (05/25/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** :C
**Orc rolled image** :C
User avatar #44 to #43 - Orc (05/24/2014) [-]
I accidentally copied your name. Fuck.
#32 - anonymous (04/13/2014) [-]
"I understand you're ugly and my face is like a beacon of hope in the otherwise dim world you live in. That is why I posted another one to make you happy, then you went and blocked me. "

You're subbed to the cringe channel so I take you do realise how cringey it is to message someone with this? haha.. you're butt ugly too kid you look literally do look like you've been taking hard class A drugs for a long time.
User avatar #33 to #32 - Zyklone (05/18/2014) [-]
tuff anon "class A drugs" wtf
Lol no one will ever care about you...or me.

Tell me who you are ill unblock you.
User avatar #31 - iamthou ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
fukkin brootal
User avatar #21 - revengeforfreeze (04/08/2014) [-]
Grime and Pasture
User avatar #22 to #21 - Zyklone (04/08/2014) [-]
uwotm8
User avatar #23 to #22 - revengeforfreeze (04/08/2014) [-]
are begin but slimy hue
#20 - matrixone (04/07/2014) [-]
Dubs and she removes shirt
User avatar #26 to #20 - Zyklone (04/10/2014) [-]
**Zyklone rolls 79**

dubs on first roll ever?
#27 to #26 - matrixone (04/10/2014) [-]
Would be cool.

Would be.

Try *roll picture* now.
#28 to #27 - Zyklone (04/10/2014) [-]
**Zyklone rolled image**

MFW first picture roll
User avatar #29 to #28 - matrixone (04/10/2014) [-]
Fits. XD
User avatar #24 to #20 - Zyklone (04/10/2014) [-]
IDK how to roll..
User avatar #25 to #24 - matrixone (04/10/2014) [-]
It's *roll 2*
User avatar #18 - runescapewasgood (03/06/2014) [-]
hillbilly
User avatar #17 - Zyklone (02/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #30 to #17 - lmOldGreg ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
HAhahahahaha, roll another joint while you sit there in your tinfoil fedora you waste of sperm.
User avatar #34 to #30 - Zyklone (05/18/2014) [-]
from this I infer you trust the government,,, drink your fluoride
User avatar #15 - tehbestever (02/14/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #16 to #15 - Zyklone (02/14/2014) [-]
confusion sets in
User avatar #10 - makegr (06/21/2013) [-]
I still don't get why the items are here.
User avatar #11 to #10 - Zyklone (06/21/2013) [-]
ok...
i dont know or care about items
#12 to #11 - makegr (06/27/2013) [-]
Then why you have them...
Then why you have them...
#8 - josa (03/11/2013) [-]
hi.
#6 - closingcubez (03/11/2013) [-]
How you doin, baby?
User avatar #4 - battlerifle (02/13/2013) [-]
Yo, Could I possibly have your points?
User avatar #5 to #4 - Zyklone (02/13/2013) [-]
they are mine for a reason,
no.
#3 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey dude!

just wondering

im like a huge itemfag currently and i was wondering,
if i could maybe have you fj points
as they serve no purpose other than random item junk

i will be very gratefull

here, have a wallpaper
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User avatar #1 - sheepysquirrel (01/09/2013) [-]
Care for more education?
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