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#31 - These two. I can't choose. The blue bat shaped one is called B… 07/31/2015 on Sentimental items 0
#2160 - **Zydratejunkie used "*roll 1, cah answer*"** **Zydratejunk… 07/06/2015 on Try out new ROLL BUTTON 0
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User avatar #2158 - Zydratejunkie (07/06/2015) [-]
**Zydratejunkie used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**Zydratejunkie rolls A mopey zoo lion.**
#137 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2015 on wtf is wrong with some women +2
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#86 - This is exactly the reason why I haven't dyed my hair in like … 03/31/2015 on oh boi 0
#158 - My old cat was a bitch in almost every way. She bit people whe… 03/31/2015 on PUPPY! +1
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User avatar #56 - deltoraquest (03/26/2015) [-]
it asked me to mention someone, and I did
#177 - Oh my gosh why. Thank you mom for teaching me how to maintain … 03/25/2015 on 84,000 miles without an oil... 0
#14 - live rats are more fun for the snake.  [+] (7 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Rats +4
#17 - StealerShock (03/24/2015) [-]
they really aren't, snakes don't have a concept of fun...
#42 - amuzen (03/24/2015) [-]
Is that a fact or are you being presumptuous?
#115 - StealerShock (03/24/2015) [-]
it's a fact, they don't possess the parts of the brain required to have an understanding of 'fun'.
User avatar #21 - darksideofthebeast (03/24/2015) [-]
It isn't more "fun" but they can sense if it is dead or alive.
Typically with frozen mice, they won't eat it unless you dangle it about them with some tongs... Which isn't the safest thing to do.

They need to see it moving around to convince them that it is alive.
#116 - StealerShock (03/24/2015) [-]
Very dependant on the snake, the vast majority hunt via smell, so just the smell of the mouse or rat is enough to get them to strike at it. Some species do only hunt by sight though, such as asian vine snakes, and these species require live prey. Any python or boa however, will do just fine without a live animal.

source: I've fed more snakes than most people will ever see in their lives
User avatar #138 - darksideofthebeast (03/24/2015) [-]
I know about pythons...
But you still have to sometimes dangle the mouse in front of them.
User avatar #19 - thenoobkaboom (03/24/2015) [-]
but they know the concept of the hunt, and it would give them something to do other than sit around all day and chill

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User avatar #31 - erotictentacle (02/03/2015) [-]
Well, since you're my valentine and all now, tell me something about yourself?
I just realised that i know ******** about you.
User avatar #32 to #31 - Zydratejunkie (02/03/2015) [-]
I own over 1000 books. My house is like a small library.
User avatar #33 to #32 - erotictentacle (02/03/2015) [-]
so i take it that you like to read, but i doubt thats the only thing to ya, is it?
User avatar #34 to #33 - Zydratejunkie (02/03/2015) [-]
It's not, I also really love vidya. My favourite genres are hack n slash, rpg, and strategy. What about you? I know nothing about you.
User avatar #35 to #34 - erotictentacle (02/03/2015) [-]
Well, i spend most time time working and studying until summer. But apart from that i like kendo, i have to practice by myself, unfortunately. I usually read mangas on my phone during breaks or play vydias on my 3DS on long trainrides.
My fav genres would be RPGs, especially the round based ones like chrono trigger and Bravely default. I also quite like RTS games and adventure. Im usually rather story-driven when it comes to games, except in action games like God of War or Devil may cry.
Only genre i don't really like are shooters, except when i play with friends, usually PayDay or TF2.
User avatar #36 to #35 - Zydratejunkie (02/03/2015) [-]
I don't really like shooters either. I never got the hang of them. I played the original Call of Duty on PC when I was like 12 and was decent at that but then I started playing Diablo and loved it so I dropped the fps in favour of more games like it. I got into the Elder Scrolls series in a big way. But my favourite game has still got to be the first I ever played, which is Ocarina of Time, I first beat it when I was 6 after 8 months of steadily working my way through it, I got stuck in the water temple for 2 months and almost gave up.
User avatar #37 to #36 - erotictentacle (02/03/2015) [-]
Ah yes, the water temple, i remember bragging to my friends how i could beat it without guide in only 2.5h, good times! Did you ever play the Master Quest version of it? It's way harder and as cows in walls as switches sometimes~
I love the elder scrolls series, but i prefer the fallout series over it, that might be due the nostalgia though. I really like the gameplay of the first 2 fallouts.

AH! Do you like arcade fighters? Like street fighter
User avatar #38 to #37 - Zydratejunkie (02/03/2015) [-]
I have unfortunately never been able to get my hands on Master Quest, it is one of the great voids in my life. And I do like arcade fighters, I'm just absolutely terrible at them, it's one of those things that I enjoy despite losing 80% of the time.
And yeah I've gotten way better at OoT since I was 6, I can beat the game in 12 hours now, I'm definitely not speedrunner material but it's good fun to play still anyway.
User avatar #39 to #38 - erotictentacle (02/03/2015) [-]
Shame, you could get the new 3DS, so you could play the remake of Majora's mask and OoT with the master quest.
And its good that you like fighters, gives me an idea for valentine's day.
would you mind giving me your steam name?
User avatar #40 to #39 - Zydratejunkie (02/03/2015) [-]
Ah, I can't give you anything in return though.
User avatar #41 to #40 - erotictentacle (02/03/2015) [-]
It's ok. I'm always generous. Even more so if i end up actually liking you!
Hell, i shared more hot dogs with beggars than i gave my brother presents!
and i can't even remember all the time i paid dinner for all my friends.
I don't know why, but i enjoy being generous, and my privately very jewish financing makes it possible~

So yeah, the best thing you can give me on valentine's is to enjoy your day~
User avatar #42 to #41 - Zydratejunkie (02/03/2015) [-]
Thank you <3 I'm really poor right now and still looking for a job. My steam name is nocturneblazes
User avatar #43 to #42 - erotictentacle (02/03/2015) [-]
Neat, you'll soon receive an invitation from a Foxgray.
Also, im curious, what direction of job are you looking for, if i may be so bold~?
User avatar #44 to #43 - Zydratejunkie (02/03/2015) [-]
A job. Any job. I'm desperate and really strapped for cash right now. I would shovel **** all day if I could find someone to pay me for it.
User avatar #45 to #44 - erotictentacle (02/03/2015) [-]
Gahaha! Well, you don't seem like an incompetent fool to me, so it shouldn't be all too hard to find a job.

I'm not really sure what tips to give, but i know from seom who made it by doing work for free, and then, when they liked them, they stayed with pay.
If that fails, you're charming enough for a rich husband~
User avatar #46 to #45 - Zydratejunkie (02/03/2015) [-]
Ah, but a rich husband would want children. And I don't want any.
User avatar #47 to #46 - erotictentacle (02/03/2015) [-]
What, never?
Or maybe you'll want some wen you're older?
User avatar #48 to #47 - Zydratejunkie (02/03/2015) [-]
Nope. I can't stand children. I can only take them in small doses, like an hour a week. Any more than that and they get unbearable. The closest to having children I will ever get is perhaps adopting a child. One over 8 years old. They're less annoying once they begin to develop a personality and can do things for themselves.
User avatar #49 to #48 - erotictentacle (02/03/2015) [-]
Heh, i used to think like that too, but people change~
Also, how old are you actually? I also haven't seen a picture of you.

I^m a bit carefull now since the last canadian teen turned out to be a fat farmer in his 30s. at least he didn't lie about being canadian
User avatar #55 to #49 - Zydratejunkie (02/03/2015) [-]
I sent a friend request. You're much easier to find than I am!
#56 to #55 - erotictentacle (02/03/2015) [-]
I'll take that as a compliment~
User avatar #53 to #49 - Zydratejunkie (02/03/2015) [-]
No I'm not Tim Jones, I think you may have found the wrong one. Apparently it's a popular steam id?
#54 to #53 - erotictentacle (02/03/2015) [-]
It actually was the only hit~
Can you try looking for "Foxgray"?
<- this is the avatar
User avatar #50 to #49 - Zydratejunkie (02/03/2015) [-]
I'm 22. I promise I'm not a catfish.
User avatar #52 to #50 - erotictentacle (02/03/2015) [-]
uhm, i just sent a friend invitation to nocturneblazes, but something seems fishy....
are you Tim Jones, perchance~?
User avatar #51 to #50 - erotictentacle (02/03/2015) [-]
22, eh? neat.
and well..... im a good willed person, or at least i like to think i am.
But please understand when i take written words on the internet with a grain of salt~

I hope you don't mind~
User avatar #22 - phunkyzilla ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
I don't even know who you are I just saw you commenting n **** in some stupid post and I just decided to message you this ****
User avatar #23 to #22 - Zydratejunkie (07/30/2014) [-]
Hi. I don't know who you are either. Which post of mine prompted you to message me?
User avatar #24 to #23 - phunkyzilla ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
I don't remember now it's been two hours and I've been high since noon
User avatar #25 to #24 - Zydratejunkie (07/30/2014) [-]
Fair point. Shall I add you to my random name dropping list?

You can join erotictentacle in my randomly inserting your name into posts every few (weeks, months, whenever I feel like it).
#29 to #25 - erotictentacle (07/30/2014) [-]
I thought what we had was something special.....
I thought what we had was something special.....
User avatar #30 to #29 - Zydratejunkie (07/30/2014) [-]
We do darling, but I'm a polygamist.
#26 to #25 - phunkyzilla ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
That sounds 			*******		 great. I'm glad I met a nice person instead. Last time I did this 			****		 some 			*****		 blocked me. Have this gif that will help you if someone is ever Rood to you
That sounds ******* great. I'm glad I met a nice person instead. Last time I did this **** some ***** blocked me. Have this gif that will help you if someone is ever Rood to you
User avatar #27 to #26 - Zydratejunkie (07/30/2014) [-]
It has been inserted into my reaction folder.
User avatar #28 to #27 - phunkyzilla ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
good ******* job m8. I'm probably gonna go jack off now. Good talk <3
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User avatar #18 to #17 - Zydratejunkie (08/07/2013) [-]
**** that **** noob. Go get your own points.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - kaycie (05/01/2011) [-]
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User avatar #2 to #1 - Zydratejunkie (03/12/2010) [-]
#3 to #2 - anon (05/10/2010) [-]
A little glass vial! And the little glass goes into the gun like a battery!
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User avatar #5 to #4 - Zydratejunkie (05/20/2010) [-]
Graverobber, Graverobber, sometimes I wonder why I even bother, Graverobber, Graverobber, sometimes I wonder why I need you at all!
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User avatar #7 to #6 - Zydratejunkie (05/20/2010) [-]
Addicted to the knife?
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User avatar #9 to #8 - Zydratejunkie (05/20/2010) [-]
And addicted to the knife, she needs a little help with the agony. And a little help comes in a little glass vial in a gun pressed against her anatomy. And when the gun goes off miss. Sweet is ready for surgery.
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User avatar #11 to #10 - Zydratejunkie (05/20/2010) [-]
It's clean, it's clear, it's pure-
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#13 to #12 - anon (07/14/2010) [-]
That was epic.
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