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ZenMacros

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:11/10/2010
Last Login:4/26/2015
Location:Florida
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Comment Ranking:#2421
Highest Content Rank:#1639
Highest Comment Rank:#220
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Level 206 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 207 Content: Comedic Genius
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#1636 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #1638 to #1636 - ZenMacros (04/25/2015) [-]
Also that pic is sexy as **** , got damn.
User avatar #1669 to #1638 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
What?
User avatar #1670 to #1669 - ZenMacros (04/25/2015) [-]
Guess you haven't kept up with the Xenoblade Chronicles X news.

the mechs you can use in the game are called "dolls" in Japan, and because what info we've gotten up until this morning was Japanese, that's what people were used to.

We get the "direct" and Treehouse today for localized XCX and it turns out that they've changed the name from "dolls" to "skells" and everyone lost their **** over it. The game looks ******* incredible, yet people are acting like this one insignificant change is gonna ruin it, and some even say they're not gonna get it now.
User avatar #1671 to #1670 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
Fanboys love excuses to bitch.
User avatar #1672 to #1671 - ZenMacros (04/25/2015) [-]
Of course.

No release date, but they said it's coming out later this year, so I imagine it's gonna be Nintendo's big holiday release for this year since Zelda's been delayed.
User avatar #1673 to #1672 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
>My new artist finally comes home
>He has guitar practice

I hate people in bands. They'll never understand no record deal is ever gonna give a **** about them.
User avatar #1674 to #1673 - ZenMacros (04/25/2015) [-]
He needs to do his artwork, he's guaranteed to get genuine appreciation there.
User avatar #1675 to #1674 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
Then I have another artist up to his asshole in schoolwork.
User avatar #1676 to #1675 - ZenMacros (04/25/2015) [-]
So glad I went to a school where we only had one class per month. Although we had class five days a week, but we still didn't have to worry about being overwhelmed by homework and such.
User avatar #1677 to #1676 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
Well it's college work and he doesn't wanna be seen as a **** up.
User avatar #1678 to #1677 - ZenMacros (04/25/2015) [-]
Ight son, I'm finally doin it. Goin to bed. Goodnight and don't do anything stupid.
#1659 to #1638 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
Well I am playing Animal Crossing and reliving the entirety of the Main Event Mafia Storyline from 07-09 TNA

While Flooding your profile with Asami art.
User avatar #1660 to #1659 - ZenMacros (04/25/2015) [-]
I have no problem with this. I usually delete the comments when we're done talking, but I'll leave these up for a while.
#1661 to #1660 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
You can always save them for later use.
#1662 to #1661 - ZenMacros (04/25/2015) [-]
Oh, they're gonna get some use later on.
#1663 to #1662 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
Disgusting   
   
 I bet you don't even lube up you're gonna get a fap burn
Disgusting

I bet you don't even lube up you're gonna get a fap burn
User avatar #1664 to #1663 - ZenMacros (04/25/2015) [-]
>using lube for any sexual endeavor
I bet you play video games on easy too.
#1665 to #1664 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
Asami certainly does she lives her life on easy   
   
She's probably the only human being that would go to your face and say these words   
   
>I love DLC. I buy all of it. I don't care how useless it is if I have to spend more money to get it then hell yes I'm going to buy it   
   
>Microtransactions are the best transactions   
   
>EA, Activision, Blizzard, and Dice are my favorite companies.
Asami certainly does she lives her life on easy

She's probably the only human being that would go to your face and say these words

>I love DLC. I buy all of it. I don't care how useless it is if I have to spend more money to get it then hell yes I'm going to buy it

>Microtransactions are the best transactions

>EA, Activision, Blizzard, and Dice are my favorite companies.
User avatar #1666 to #1665 - ZenMacros (04/25/2015) [-]
Like I've said before, she's the GOAT heel.
#1667 to #1666 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
Because we make her that way. I wonder what other things I can have her say that could easily b8 someone?
User avatar #1668 to #1667 - ZenMacros (04/25/2015) [-]
"skells > dolls"
#1649 to #1638 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
I like to picture Asami as a less **** version of Sarah Palin

>Of course you can **** her silly and if she says no she's wrong because this one sentence in the bible says you can AND you don't need protection because this one sentence says you don't.
User avatar #1650 to #1649 - ZenMacros (04/25/2015) [-]
A more consistent Sarah Palin with a plan (and lots of power and resources).
User avatar #1651 to #1650 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
That and Korra's tears make great lubricant when she touches herself before bed Fapping to the Wallstreet journal

Its now raining outside
User avatar #1652 to #1651 - ZenMacros (04/25/2015) [-]
>first spoiler
She's got great taste in fap material.

I kinda hope it pours all day tomorrow. But I also don't because it just means I have to do that **** on Sunday. And if it rains I'll have to take extra care of the new pool later on. Fuuuuuuck.
#1653 to #1652 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
This rain won't last

First off it's spring

Secondly drought Season for the 4th straight year in a row
User avatar #1654 to #1653 - ZenMacros (04/25/2015) [-]
True, it doesn't usually start raining in high doses here until the summer when it's hurricane season.
#1655 to #1654 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
Are you seriously not tired

Go bed now.
User avatar #1656 to #1655 - ZenMacros (04/25/2015) [-]
I'm tired, but I can't get myself to go to sleep. This happens every night and I hate it.
#1657 to #1656 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
This is called Insomnia and you'll regret it in the morning.
User avatar #1658 to #1657 - ZenMacros (04/25/2015) [-]
I'd say it's more of a disorder called "I stay up way later than I need to for no reason whatsoever despite knowing I really shouldn't be doing that."
#1639 to #1638 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
Go bed.
User avatar #1640 to #1639 - ZenMacros (04/25/2015) [-]
Make me.
#1641 to #1640 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
You're tired and you need to get up early.
User avatar #1642 to #1641 - ZenMacros (04/25/2015) [-]
You can't fool me, Asami. You just wanna do things to me while I sleep.
#1643 to #1642 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
You're a PEASANT!

I don't sleep with poor people I yell at them to get a job
User avatar #1644 to #1643 - ZenMacros (04/25/2015) [-]
I didn't necessarily mean sexual things.
#1645 to #1644 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
I don't share. My bed is all mine.

Why would I wanna sleep in your dirty poor person bed.
User avatar #1646 to #1645 - ZenMacros (04/25/2015) [-]
To convince me that something will happen between us so you can leave me high and dry while you laugh about the despair you've caused me?
#1647 to #1646 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
If it'll get you to go bed I will literally bring in the ass of Dumb Eskimo ******

Remember she listens to me so that means she listens to you

Meaning if she says "no" that means yes. and if she says "stop" that means "Faster and in my mouth".
#1648 to #1647 - ZenMacros (04/25/2015) [-]
If you make it this easy to bang Korra in your world, then I for one welcome our new overlord.
User avatar #1637 to #1636 - ZenMacros (04/25/2015) [-]
Buzzed and tired, dreading tomorrow because I have to get up early and do **** . Also still pissed about everyone's melodramatic reactions to a simple name change in XCX.

You?
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