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#38 - That's reasonable. Though my interpretation on the "warri… 05/16/2016 on LEAKED POKEMON SUN/MOON... +1
#36 - Honestly, the only reason for that is the color scheme, which …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2016 on LEAKED POKEMON SUN/MOON... 0
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#37 - Mr Unsmiley (05/16/2016) [-]
I partially agree with that, I just feel that Chesnaught was way too bulky. Considering how they were going for the whole "warrior, mage, thief/ninja" thing with the starters in X & Y, they made Chesnaught look like a berserker more than a warrior. IMO it would've been much better if he looked like a slightly more muscular grass version of Bisharp.
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#38 - ZenMacros (05/16/2016) [-]
That's reasonable. Though my interpretation on the "warrior" thing was that it didn't need to necessarily be the shield and sword type of warrior, but basically resemble pretty much anything you'd find in armor on the battlefield. Mage and Ninja are a little more specific, but warrior can vary a bit.
#33 - Pooplio is Chesnaught all over again. A perfectly fine starter…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/16/2016 on LEAKED POKEMON SUN/MOON... 0
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#35 - Mr Unsmiley (05/16/2016) [-]
It's because Chespin looked adorable, and his final evo looked absolutely nothing like him.
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#36 - ZenMacros (05/16/2016) [-]
Honestly, the only reason for that is the color scheme, which is a criticism I totally agree with. I have no idea why they went with all the light colors when it should've just stayed brown and green.
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#37 - Mr Unsmiley (05/16/2016) [-]
I partially agree with that, I just feel that Chesnaught was way too bulky. Considering how they were going for the whole "warrior, mage, thief/ninja" thing with the starters in X & Y, they made Chesnaught look like a berserker more than a warrior. IMO it would've been much better if he looked like a slightly more muscular grass version of Bisharp.
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#38 - ZenMacros (05/16/2016) [-]
That's reasonable. Though my interpretation on the "warrior" thing was that it didn't need to necessarily be the shield and sword type of warrior, but basically resemble pretty much anything you'd find in armor on the battlefield. Mage and Ninja are a little more specific, but warrior can vary a bit.
#73 - Never reveal your secrets. Let everyone think you're some kind…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2016 on Pink Alert +88
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#127 - thegrohltroll (05/16/2016) [-]
you don't fuck around with memes
#47 - I don't remember this scene in Civil War. 05/15/2016 on Just kill me already... +7
#191 - True, but not all people would think that. But draw a phallic …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2016 on Drawing dicks = oppression! 0
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#193 - sagedivinity (05/13/2016) [-]
I think vaginas would be easier to recognize then they are if people drew them more often.

I personally don't find either to be funny.
#187 - Dicks are way easier to draw and don't even need to be remotel…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/13/2016 on Drawing dicks = oppression! +2
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#190 - sagedivinity (05/13/2016) [-]
If you make a oval like shape that reaches a point at both the top and bottom I'd assume it was a vagina. It would take less steps than penises to draw too. If it was something that was drawn for centuries like penises it would be immediately identifiable.
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#191 - ZenMacros (05/13/2016) [-]
True, but not all people would think that. But draw a phallic shape and I bet most would think it's a penis, especially if you just put a tiny line or even a dot at the tip. Even still, people generally just don't find vaginas funny like they do penises.
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#193 - sagedivinity (05/13/2016) [-]
I think vaginas would be easier to recognize then they are if people drew them more often.

I personally don't find either to be funny.
#60 - King Kai's VA is probably the worst VA I've ever heard in a Ja… 05/12/2016 on Dragonball characters... +1
#96 - **** you, Popplio is cute as ****. Rowlet is still cuter… 05/12/2016 on GEN 7 STARTER EVOLUTIONS... 0
#64 - As far as female comedian standards go, Chelsea Peretti isn't … 05/11/2016 on smooth 0