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ZenMacros    

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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:11/10/2010
Last Login:8/20/2014
Location:Florida
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Comment Ranking:#3053
Highest Content Rank:#1639
Highest Comment Rank:#220
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Content Level Progress: 79% (79/100)
Level 205 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 206 Content: Comedic Genius
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#61 - rekt 03/10/2014 on Luminous nose? +5
#71 - I have the same problem, but I knew right away that it was bec… 03/10/2014 on Daylight Savings +1
#222558 - Huh. Interesting. 03/10/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#222555 - It was practically my catch phrase. 03/10/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
#222550 - A lot of **** has been made up about Einstein so …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/10/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #222557 - clavatninenine (03/10/2014) [-]
Records of his life and studies of the preserved slices of his brain actually suggest he did have high-functioning autism, but nothing is a given since its been so long and the brain slices are so old.
User avatar #222579 - leonhardt (03/10/2014) [-]
We still have slices of his brain?
User avatar #222649 - iamthepapercut (03/10/2014) [-]
I wonder if they're for sale

I'd like to own part of it
User avatar #222558 - ZenMacros (03/10/2014) [-]
Huh. Interesting.
User avatar #222556 - leonhardt (03/10/2014) [-]
He failed math because he was a know-it-al prick.
He had autism.
He was picked last in Gym class because he was a week fucking nerd jew.
#221989 - Sleep would like to have a word with you.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#222135 - anonymous (03/09/2014) [-]
Seriously? Sleep doesn't make you hit yourself
#139 - Didn't even think about that. That'll suck if he can't. 03/07/2014 on Oh Knuckles 0
#108 - Well it's not like they made his knuckles tiny. He still has b…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2014 on Oh Knuckles +1
User avatar #133 - sequel (03/07/2014) [-]
I just wonder if he can still glide with the new body,
User avatar #139 - ZenMacros (03/07/2014) [-]
Didn't even think about that. That'll suck if he can't.
#220213 - >cis 10/10 I don't care what movie this is, I automatic… 03/06/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#24 - Comment deleted 03/06/2014 on WARNING, Black humor +4
#23 - Comment deleted 03/06/2014 on WARNING, Black humor 0
#102 - That last one reminds me of a time in 8th grade. We were p…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2014 on Sux 2 B u +2
User avatar #106 - infinitereaper (03/05/2014) [-]
bulls eye
#38 - Picture 03/05/2014 on Meanwhile at shit-flinging... +2
#23 - is* 03/04/2014 on Shit happens +1
#22 - That us one odd looking cat.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2014 on Shit happens +1
User avatar #23 - ZenMacros (03/04/2014) [-]
is*
#14 - Female detected.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2014 on The difference! 0
User avatar #42 - xtwinblade (03/02/2014) [-]
im actually a dude.
#48 - "Well, when he doesn't have the hammer, he threatens to s… 03/02/2014 on Hammer time +3
#12 - Dude what? Sonic's Final Smash is OP as **** . It'…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2014 on Smash Bros. Comp Special +12
User avatar #13 - froggets (03/01/2014) [-]
What? Maybe I'm using it wrong, but then again, I never play as sonic unless those I play with wants to dick around with our least favorites
#60 - Depends for me. If I'm watching a video based on one of my fet… 03/01/2014 on merp +1
#25 - American Dad came out when I was about 12 years old or so, and… 03/01/2014 on Francine for homemaker of... 0
#32 - And then that obnoxious smile to go along with it. Jesus Christ... 03/01/2014 on Anna Kendrick. +1
#213564 - I hate how people generalize about new things being bad based … 02/28/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#213329 - >spending money  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #213338 - revengeforfreeze (02/28/2014) [-]
lol
#83 - No problem. Your replica is awesome, by the way. Just in… 02/28/2014 on The Crescent Rose (Part2) +1
#78 - **** YEAH YOU DO My name is Julian, but don'…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2014 on The Crescent Rose (Part2) +1
#81 - teFlyingNinja (02/28/2014) [-]
Coolios, thanks bud
#83 - ZenMacros (02/28/2014) [-]
No problem. Your replica is awesome, by the way. Just in case I forgot to say that when I saw it in person back in October.
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User avatar #75 to #74 - ZenMacros (02/21/2013) [-]
It'd be easier to just give you a link instead of explaining lol.

You need to login to view this link
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User avatar #70 - ZakisBak (08/12/2012) [-]
what trade request did u accept of mine?
User avatar #71 to #70 - ZenMacros (08/12/2012) [-]
If you're not the one who traded me the Crown Banner, then it was just some meaningless thing, can't even remember what it was.
User avatar #67 - foolycoolyy (06/22/2012) [-]
to answer your question on lustads content; yes
#66 to #67 - ZenMacros (04/28/2012) [-]
Thanks broski
Thanks broski
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User avatar #41 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
hahah oh
User avatar #42 to #42 - ZenMacros (11/11/2011) [-]
Just had to since you're a Jersey girl just like me haha, wait....
User avatar #43 to #43 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
haha you're a Jersey girl? never would've guessed.
User avatar #44 to #44 - ZenMacros (11/11/2011) [-]
Yes, I am. Whatchu gonna do about it?
User avatar #45 to #45 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
loll. where in jersey are you from?
User avatar #46 to #46 - ZenMacros (11/11/2011) [-]
Central Jersey, Bordentown. You?
User avatar #47 to #47 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
i live a little more north i believe. like an hour away.
User avatar #48 to #48 - ZenMacros (11/11/2011) [-]
I used to live in North Jersey, I lived in Paterson for like a year and a half.
User avatar #49 to #49 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
oh cool, yeah that's like a half hour away from me
User avatar #50 to #50 - ZenMacros (11/11/2011) [-]
Sadly I don't live in NJ anymore. I like Florida, but I wanna go back home :(
User avatar #51 to #51 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
aw. are you in college?
User avatar #52 to #52 - ZenMacros (11/11/2011) [-]
Yeah, that's mainly why I'm down here. I wanted to go to William Paterson University in Wayne, but I couldn't afford it or take out a loan that big, so I'm here with my grandparents. The school I'm going to is good, but I'd much rather be at WPU.
User avatar #53 to #53 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
yeah, college is so damn expensive. where do you go now?
User avatar #54 to #54 - ZenMacros (11/11/2011) [-]
Keiser University. I'm studying forensics, but I really wanted to go to WPU and do a program that had basically everything for entertainment, whether you wanted to be on or offscreen. Are you going to school?
User avatar #55 to #55 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
i'm still in high school /: haha
User avatar #56 to #56 - ZenMacros (11/11/2011) [-]
Wait, how old are you?
User avatar #57 to #57 - lindsaaay (11/12/2011) [-]
17. but you can't have an account until you're 18 so i just said i was 18.
User avatar #58 to #58 - ZenMacros (11/12/2011) [-]
Oh okay, I gotcha. You plan on going to college?
User avatar #59 to #59 - lindsaaay (11/12/2011) [-]
yup. i actually visited UDel today.
User avatar #60 to #60 - ZenMacros (11/12/2011) [-]
Where's that at?
User avatar #61 to #61 - lindsaaay (11/12/2011) [-]
UDel is University of Delaware.
User avatar #40 - jingleforth (10/17/2011) [-]
Negro, Let me mold yo ***** azz.

One Piece sucks DICK for the first 30ish episodes. Almost everybody agrees. Please, Start at the GrandLine arc. There's all kinds of funny **** , I can explain some to you if you like.
User avatar #39 - lordheckler (09/18/2011) [-]
Done, Almost all your stuff are thumbed up!

Have a nice day sir!
#38 - mehehe ONLINE (09/18/2011) [-]
Yo...Colonel Mehehe reporting from the bron­y program... currently running through your posts thumbing up everything..

may you have a awesome day buddy...

And btw your latest post was actually pretty funny...
#37 - diamondminer (09/18/2011) [-]
You are absolutely  
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sincerely,  
ponysexuals
You are absolutely
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sincerely,
ponysexuals
#33 - mangioluingi ONLINE (09/18/2011) [-]
hello friend

I just wanna let you know that you are a pretty cool guy
User avatar #32 - brometheus (09/18/2011) [-]
thumbed you up, sincerely ponysexuals
#31 - plataeiou (09/18/2011) [-]
Have a dashie pic!
User avatar #30 - yourbestfriend (09/18/2011) [-]
Hey, just here letting you know all of us ponysexuals love you.
#29 - mazzyrazzy (09/18/2011) [-]
Hey :) You've been choosen randomly to receive the benefit of a new b.rony program, Helping Hooves, a program where a few of us pick a user at random and thumb up all their content and comments.
#36 to #29 - ZenMacros (09/18/2011) [-]
Wooooooooooooooooo
#27 - killerzombie (09/17/2011) [-]
**killerzombie rolled user schaeferboi **
You have been murdered.
Kill the user rolled above by posting this on their page, and you will get your soul back and revive.
#26 - bassagent (08/28/2011) [-]
why did you repost my comment?
#24 - torkarta (07/28/2011) [-]
just gonna leave this here for you.
heard your into her. dont feel bad i am too lol
User avatar #25 to #24 - ZenMacros (07/29/2011) [-]
Haha thanks. I'm not really into hentai anymore, but I do get into it form time to time.
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