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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:11/10/2010
Last Login:12/15/2014
Location:Florida
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Comment Ranking:#5636
Highest Content Rank:#1639
Highest Comment Rank:#220
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Level 205 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 206 Content: Comedic Genius
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#276998 - It was hilariously bad. I actually did like Yamcha though, he …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #276999 - saltyfries (06/15/2014) [-]
oh god, Yamcha just made the whole movie more hilarious cuz of his surfer accent, HOWEVER, the fact that he won at something does piss me off a little, I agree with TFS there...
#26 - MFW I'm a manlet with an above average penis. 06/14/2014 on Two bananas, one hamster +1
#171 - You don't get a PhD in Ass Forensics, moron, you get a BS. … 06/14/2014 on Can't unslap +1
#26 - Then explain the bananas hanging from it.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on B a n a n a s +3
User avatar #27 - enemyoftrn (06/13/2014) [-]
The Monkey-WIzard did it, but the obvious Futa-Banana-Ona was the one that grow the tree.
#301 - Nah, he died years after the show got cancelled. 06/13/2014 on (untitled) 0
#210 - **** yeah Cesaro.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/12/2014 on Where are they now?... +1
#212 - DahColeTrain (06/12/2014) [-]
IKR?
User avatar #312 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
fuck you profile comment friends only motherfucker
#313 - DahColeTrain (06/22/2014) [-]
#64 - >Antoine Dodson apparently no longer has the gay >lo…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/12/2014 on Where are they now?... +301
User avatar #213 - Userjames (06/12/2014) [-]
He's not gay he's just fabulous
#207 - DahColeTrain (06/12/2014) [-]
Cesaro related.
#210 - ZenMacros (06/12/2014) [-]
Fuck yeah Cesaro.
#212 - DahColeTrain (06/12/2014) [-]
IKR?
User avatar #312 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
fuck you profile comment friends only motherfucker
#313 - DahColeTrain (06/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #128 - tazzerz (06/12/2014) [-]
I though that was his wife! Shit!
User avatar #144 - derivat (06/12/2014) [-]
That would've been one ugly woman
#30 - He's my all-time favorite comedian, but if you don't like him,… 06/12/2014 on c k +1
#39 - My favorite comedian. 06/09/2014 on Don't even lift +9
#23 - So adorable, I want them all! 06/08/2014 on I am the night 0
#273066 - I hate that restaurant dishes are always brought to me in the … 06/07/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#10 - These are great. Keep em coming! 06/06/2014 on Steam reviews comp part 2 0
#6 - The mother was originally played by a darker woman named Janet…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2014 on Things changed +4
User avatar #10 - saltyfries (06/05/2014) [-]
did someone say Jazz?
Clip from Fresh Prince In Bel Air  - Jazz gets thrown out
#2 - Not a bad joke, it's just taken out of context, so anyone who …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/04/2014 on Things changed +61
User avatar #4 - spanishiqiustion (06/04/2014) [-]
I havent seen it, halp.
User avatar #6 - ZenMacros (06/04/2014) [-]
The mother was originally played by a darker woman named Janet Hubert. She got fired from the show and was replaced with Daphne Maxwell-Reid (the lady in the OP) between seasons. The character Jazz broke the fourth wall by making a subtle reference to the change, which is the joke in the OP.
User avatar #10 - saltyfries (06/05/2014) [-]
did someone say Jazz?
Clip from Fresh Prince In Bel Air  - Jazz gets thrown out
#12 - Pink belly! 06/02/2014 on Slappy +1
#15 - Would bang either way. 06/02/2014 on dear mutha of god 0
#33 - These days, most other kids will probably think you're a loser… 06/02/2014 on another >greentext story 0
#34 - I'd say that's a pretty accurate description of the internet i…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/01/2014 on Hur durr, privilege +10
User avatar #35 - TheFixer (06/01/2014) [-]
Give a man a mask and he will show you who he really is.
#44 - thememegod (06/01/2014) [-]
So heres a story about when a prank goes very wrong.
> be me, 16, skinny and beta as fuck and let it be mid June, and just gotten off anti-psychotic pills
> have a few friends, 7/10 chick really friendly and enjoyed getting blitzed and I decide to prank her
> Im going to capture her at night and pretend to do horrible things only to leave at the last, best moment
> Have both black fedora, screamer mask and butcher knife
> I wait and i wait some more, Formulating more and more mental torture
> Finally, the time has come later that night, shes supposed to be walking home from a party
> Im in full nightmare fuel garb, mask, fedora, full black jacket and pants with knife and rope
> I see her leave the party, texting on her phone
> I jump down and stay in the shadows while i stalk her, plus im hot on her heels
> mid way down I snatch her up and put the blade up to her throat and I whisper ever so gently, yet so demonically
> " If you so much as twitch wrong, I will slit your throat and watch you bleed."
> Shes visibly shaken and crying, but my hand is over her mouth so no real loud screams
> I look to my left
> Abandoned building, I point to the building and say "Move", She obeys
> Be in a room straight out of Human Centipede, and she plops in the middle of the room crying, begging me not to kill her
> Her eyes are gyshers of sweet, sweet tears, I want to go outside and let my sides erupt with the force of a thousand novas
> But then i look her in the face
> Shes not the girl
> ohfuckohfuckOOOHHFUUUCK
> Shes still weeping and now Im panicking
> The phscyo inside me is not enjoying the loud noises and sudden panic and to make things worse, theres a pipe next to the wall on my right
> SHUT UP DAMMIT AND LET ME THINK STRAIGHT

#45 - thememegod (06/01/2014) [-]
(cont)
> I keep telling her to shut up
> she wont and just keeps at it
> Fuck it
> I grab the pipe and swing as sofly as i could
> Boom, headshot
> shes out cold
> right in the temple
> I dont go for the phone to see who it was, I dont check for a wallet
> i ditch the unconsiouse body were it was
> ran home and burned everything
The moral here people is double check who you stalk
#46 - datmine (06/01/2014) [-]
You spooked her good.
#36 - dagreatmax (06/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #37 - TheFixer (06/01/2014) [-]
ive been expecting something like this. we've been waiting for you dagreatmax you've been activated your compliance is vital. in 5 minutes some men will arrive at your house I suggest you leave and await further instruction.
User avatar #40 - dagreatmax (06/01/2014) [-]
No I'm fine, I've been doing systema for a year now, I'm taught by kevin secour (the man behind the choreography of sam fisher)
#83 - Yeah a lot of that stuff is up to interpretation since it's no… 05/31/2014 on Pokemon trainer 0
#61 - I like it. I hated playing as a character like Zelda and havin…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2014 on Pokemon trainer 0
User avatar #63 - iceguy (05/31/2014) [-]
the thing about greninja is stupid because hes just like lucario and pichu, an extra pokemon character to have for almost no reason, the thing about the pokemon trainer was he could be any of the 3 types of characters, weak and fast, strong and slow, or in the middle with both, thats why he was amazing
#515 - You could even do that as a side job since people won't see yo… 05/31/2014 on Which Button? +2
#58 - I thought by saying "3 different clones" you were im…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2014 on Pokemon trainer 0
#79 - traceirving (05/31/2014) [-]
Sort of depends how you view it though. If you view the games as taking place in alternate versions of the same reality (in the sense that it assumes the events of the old ones that the player made happened never happened) then that works.
But if you view them as a long chain of events, it wouldn't really make sense.

But I think the one thing we can all agree on is that the canon of pokemon is totally vague and totally fucked.
User avatar #83 - ZenMacros (05/31/2014) [-]
Yeah a lot of that stuff is up to interpretation since it's not really laid out for us.
The way I see it, the protagonists of each game typically don't catch legendaries, they only defeat them in battle. The one exception I make for that headcanon is Black and White.
So that means, to me, that Red defeated Mewtwo, who then fled from Cerulean Cave to hide in the Unknown Dungeon. This is supported by the fact that the dungeon is located right near the Pokemon Village, where Pokemon go to hide from humans.
#56 - The Ash anime isn't canon. Origins and the games are. So in th…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/31/2014 on Pokemon trainer 0
User avatar #57 - grrphc (05/31/2014) [-]
Being canon or not doesn't take away my point in the slightest.
The fact of the matter is is that they are still 3 different mewtwos.
You obviously haven't played X and Y if you honestly think there is only one Mewtwo.
Canonically, as long as the scientists still have this hard on for cloning Mew, there are tons roaming about.
User avatar #58 - ZenMacros (05/31/2014) [-]
I thought by saying "3 different clones" you were implying they were all of the same universe. My bad.

But I have played X and Y I can see why one would think there is more than one Mewtwo there as well. But I personally think the one in the cave is the same one from the Cerulean Cave in gens 1 and 2.
#79 - traceirving (05/31/2014) [-]
Sort of depends how you view it though. If you view the games as taking place in alternate versions of the same reality (in the sense that it assumes the events of the old ones that the player made happened never happened) then that works.
But if you view them as a long chain of events, it wouldn't really make sense.

But I think the one thing we can all agree on is that the canon of pokemon is totally vague and totally fucked.
User avatar #83 - ZenMacros (05/31/2014) [-]
Yeah a lot of that stuff is up to interpretation since it's not really laid out for us.
The way I see it, the protagonists of each game typically don't catch legendaries, they only defeat them in battle. The one exception I make for that headcanon is Black and White.
So that means, to me, that Red defeated Mewtwo, who then fled from Cerulean Cave to hide in the Unknown Dungeon. This is supported by the fact that the dungeon is located right near the Pokemon Village, where Pokemon go to hide from humans.
#54 - They would have if it weren't for the fact that they got rid o…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/31/2014 on Pokemon trainer 0
User avatar #59 - iceguy (05/31/2014) [-]
thats stupid, just like putting in greninja as a character by himself to try to please the people who want mewtwo to come back but they're never gonna bring him back
User avatar #61 - ZenMacros (05/31/2014) [-]
I like it. I hated playing as a character like Zelda and having no down B move (which is ironic since I loved using Sheik in Melee, but was terrible with him in Brawl). It was worse with Pkmn Trainer since you could only keep the same Pokemon out for a limited amount of time, and then you HAD to switch out. Now everyone is their own character and I don't have to worry about stuff like that.

Also, I like Greninja being in. It's a surprise character that looks cool to use. And even though I wanted Mewtwo in as well, I don't mind him getting shafted again. I didn't think he was that great a character anyway.
User avatar #63 - iceguy (05/31/2014) [-]
the thing about greninja is stupid because hes just like lucario and pichu, an extra pokemon character to have for almost no reason, the thing about the pokemon trainer was he could be any of the 3 types of characters, weak and fast, strong and slow, or in the middle with both, thats why he was amazing
#25 - Same. That show is ******* amazing. 05/28/2014 on Oh Archer +3
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User avatar #75 to #74 - ZenMacros (02/21/2013) [-]
It'd be easier to just give you a link instead of explaining lol.

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User avatar #70 - ZakisBak (08/12/2012) [-]
what trade request did u accept of mine?
User avatar #71 to #70 - ZenMacros (08/12/2012) [-]
If you're not the one who traded me the Crown Banner, then it was just some meaningless thing, can't even remember what it was.
User avatar #67 - foolycoolyy (06/22/2012) [-]
to answer your question on lustads content; yes
#66 to #67 - ZenMacros (04/28/2012) [-]
Thanks broski
Thanks broski
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User avatar #41 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
hahah oh
User avatar #42 to #42 - ZenMacros (11/11/2011) [-]
Just had to since you're a Jersey girl just like me haha, wait....
User avatar #43 to #43 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
haha you're a Jersey girl? never would've guessed.
User avatar #44 to #44 - ZenMacros (11/11/2011) [-]
Yes, I am. Whatchu gonna do about it?
User avatar #45 to #45 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
loll. where in jersey are you from?
User avatar #46 to #46 - ZenMacros (11/11/2011) [-]
Central Jersey, Bordentown. You?
User avatar #47 to #47 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
i live a little more north i believe. like an hour away.
User avatar #48 to #48 - ZenMacros (11/11/2011) [-]
I used to live in North Jersey, I lived in Paterson for like a year and a half.
User avatar #49 to #49 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
oh cool, yeah that's like a half hour away from me
User avatar #50 to #50 - ZenMacros (11/11/2011) [-]
Sadly I don't live in NJ anymore. I like Florida, but I wanna go back home :(
User avatar #51 to #51 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
aw. are you in college?
User avatar #52 to #52 - ZenMacros (11/11/2011) [-]
Yeah, that's mainly why I'm down here. I wanted to go to William Paterson University in Wayne, but I couldn't afford it or take out a loan that big, so I'm here with my grandparents. The school I'm going to is good, but I'd much rather be at WPU.
User avatar #53 to #53 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
yeah, college is so damn expensive. where do you go now?
User avatar #54 to #54 - ZenMacros (11/11/2011) [-]
Keiser University. I'm studying forensics, but I really wanted to go to WPU and do a program that had basically everything for entertainment, whether you wanted to be on or offscreen. Are you going to school?
User avatar #55 to #55 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
i'm still in high school /: haha
User avatar #56 to #56 - ZenMacros (11/11/2011) [-]
Wait, how old are you?
User avatar #57 to #57 - lindsaaay (11/12/2011) [-]
17. but you can't have an account until you're 18 so i just said i was 18.
User avatar #58 to #58 - ZenMacros (11/12/2011) [-]
Oh okay, I gotcha. You plan on going to college?
User avatar #59 to #59 - lindsaaay (11/12/2011) [-]
yup. i actually visited UDel today.
User avatar #60 to #60 - ZenMacros (11/12/2011) [-]
Where's that at?
User avatar #61 to #61 - lindsaaay (11/12/2011) [-]
UDel is University of Delaware.
User avatar #40 - jingleforth ONLINE (10/17/2011) [-]
Negro, Let me mold yo ***** azz.

One Piece sucks DICK for the first 30ish episodes. Almost everybody agrees. Please, Start at the GrandLine arc. There's all kinds of funny **** , I can explain some to you if you like.
User avatar #39 - lordheckler (09/18/2011) [-]
Done, Almost all your stuff are thumbed up!

Have a nice day sir!
#38 - mehehe ONLINE (09/18/2011) [-]
Yo...Colonel Mehehe reporting from the bron­y program... currently running through your posts thumbing up everything..

may you have a awesome day buddy...

And btw your latest post was actually pretty funny...
#37 - diamondminer (09/18/2011) [-]
You are absolutely  
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sincerely,  
ponysexuals
You are absolutely
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sincerely,
ponysexuals
#33 - mangioluingi ONLINE (09/18/2011) [-]
hello friend

I just wanna let you know that you are a pretty cool guy
User avatar #32 - brometheus (09/18/2011) [-]
thumbed you up, sincerely ponysexuals
#31 - plataeiou ONLINE (09/18/2011) [-]
Have a dashie pic!
User avatar #30 - yourbestfriend (09/18/2011) [-]
Hey, just here letting you know all of us ponysexuals love you.
#29 - mazzyrazzy (09/18/2011) [-]
Hey :) You've been choosen randomly to receive the benefit of a new b.rony program, Helping Hooves, a program where a few of us pick a user at random and thumb up all their content and comments.
#36 to #29 - ZenMacros (09/18/2011) [-]
Wooooooooooooooooo
#27 - killerzombie (09/17/2011) [-]
**killerzombie rolled user schaeferboi **
You have been murdered.
Kill the user rolled above by posting this on their page, and you will get your soul back and revive.
#26 - bassagent (08/28/2011) [-]
why did you repost my comment?
#24 - torkarta (07/28/2011) [-]
just gonna leave this here for you.
heard your into her. dont feel bad i am too lol
User avatar #25 to #24 - ZenMacros (07/29/2011) [-]
Haha thanks. I'm not really into hentai anymore, but I do get into it form time to time.
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