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#14 - She's been putting on some weight.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2015 on Anita Sarkeesian In A Nutshell +2
#17 - anon (04/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, that'll happen when you sit on your ass all day, living on money people to you, while uploading 1 video per 2 months created mostly by white knights, working for free.
#67 - The movie, no. The book was pretty damn deep, though. Over 40 …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/09/2015 on Hunger Games +1
User avatar #69 - assdoreponyfucker (04/09/2015) [-]
also the movie to battle royale was not deep at all anyways
User avatar #68 - assdoreponyfucker (04/09/2015) [-]
I was talking about the book
#381224 - >implying a t-shirt, shorts, and underwear is "nothing…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/09/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #381282 - sugoi (04/09/2015) [-]
>implying a t-shirt, shorts, and underwear is going to be cool enough (it isn't) Most of the time it is but sometimes it's still so humid and horrible
>Implying sweat isn't a massive distraction and makes it harder to grip things.
>Implying someone that already requires glasses can get prescription sunglasses willy nilly I'm basically grasping at straws here haha
>What are costs and bills
>Implying cold weather doesn't make for the most beautiful days.

Where I am the summers can reach 40 degrees Celcius and can get humid as heck. The winters are actually kinda chill at 5 degrees minimum and an average of around 10-15 so it's probably not as bad as where you are.

That's also probably why I may be romanticizing winter since I really wanna see snow.
User avatar #381283 - ZenMacros (04/09/2015) [-]
Where you grow up can definitely be a big factor in how you feel about seasons.

I grew up in NJ and upstate NY. In NJ I wasn't too fond of cold, but I tolerated it. In NY winters were fucking awful and now I wanna vomit whenever I see snow. Up there it lasts the whole season and it gets dirty after a few days and just makes everything look depressing Although there was this one time where all the dead trees has icicles on all the branches and it looked beautiful. Going down the highway was surreal because it was just bright and sparkly all the way through.
User avatar #381284 - sugoi (04/09/2015) [-]
Yeah that kinda stuff in your spoiler is probably why I've got it so romanticized in my brain meats.
User avatar #381285 - ZenMacros (04/09/2015) [-]
I had started to change my mind about winter when I saw that, but it never happened again, and the rest of the winter was miserable (this one time I stood outside during a flurry in a town I don't live in for 2-3 hours waiting for the bus to come so I could go to school, figures the one bus that was running extremely late due to the weather was the one I had to take).
#381204 - >don't have to wear ten layers of clothes just to go outsid…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/08/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #381215 - sugoi (04/08/2015) [-]
>Don't have to wear nothing at all just to go outside.
>Dexterity won't be hindered from sweat every goddamn where.
>No Sun burning up your retinas and fucking up your driving, no superheated car when you get in.
>Swimming is the only viable option for cooling off.
>Looks like hell on earth outside.

But that's just me, I don't like summer.
User avatar #381224 - ZenMacros (04/09/2015) [-]
>implying a t-shirt, shorts, and underwear is "nothing" though to be fair, I exaggerated too
>implying sweat hinders dexterity in any way other than making you wipe your face
>what are sunglasses/visors the car thing is valid though, which sucks especially for me because the one I drive doesn't have a working AC
>what are fans, AC, and driving with the windows down
>implying hot weather doesn't make for the most beautiful days

But since we're talking about the extremes of both sides, they're both ass. It gets way too fucking hot in the Summer down here, but Winter up north is dreadful too. But if for some reason I had to endure one or the other all year round, I personally would choose hot and I respect your opinion faggot
User avatar #381282 - sugoi (04/09/2015) [-]
>implying a t-shirt, shorts, and underwear is going to be cool enough (it isn't) Most of the time it is but sometimes it's still so humid and horrible
>Implying sweat isn't a massive distraction and makes it harder to grip things.
>Implying someone that already requires glasses can get prescription sunglasses willy nilly I'm basically grasping at straws here haha
>What are costs and bills
>Implying cold weather doesn't make for the most beautiful days.

Where I am the summers can reach 40 degrees Celcius and can get humid as heck. The winters are actually kinda chill at 5 degrees minimum and an average of around 10-15 so it's probably not as bad as where you are.

That's also probably why I may be romanticizing winter since I really wanna see snow.
User avatar #381283 - ZenMacros (04/09/2015) [-]
Where you grow up can definitely be a big factor in how you feel about seasons.

I grew up in NJ and upstate NY. In NJ I wasn't too fond of cold, but I tolerated it. In NY winters were fucking awful and now I wanna vomit whenever I see snow. Up there it lasts the whole season and it gets dirty after a few days and just makes everything look depressing Although there was this one time where all the dead trees has icicles on all the branches and it looked beautiful. Going down the highway was surreal because it was just bright and sparkly all the way through.
User avatar #381284 - sugoi (04/09/2015) [-]
Yeah that kinda stuff in your spoiler is probably why I've got it so romanticized in my brain meats.
User avatar #381285 - ZenMacros (04/09/2015) [-]
I had started to change my mind about winter when I saw that, but it never happened again, and the rest of the winter was miserable (this one time I stood outside during a flurry in a town I don't live in for 2-3 hours waiting for the bus to come so I could go to school, figures the one bus that was running extremely late due to the weather was the one I had to take).
#78 - Uptown Funk isn't jazz, though. 04/08/2015 on Past and the furious +1
#381106 - le born in le wrong generation faec Picking on nerds … 04/08/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#381104 - Wow, that gave me cancer. They were basically complaining that… 04/08/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#380963 - I wanted to tell totallytito that he's the only themed account…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... +5
#380968 - totallytito (04/07/2015) [-]
It's okay, my friend. I heard it
User avatar #380966 - hardstylehobo (04/07/2015) [-]
the reason is he was behind the other kids in middle school and never really had a chance to catch up
#75 - People actually fell for this **** . 04/07/2015 on Jackie Chan Facts +1
#380710 - I hate that my granddad's car doesn't have an aux port, so I h…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #380718 - funi (04/06/2015) [-]
>tape to aux

goml faggot
User avatar #380712 - peepeepoopooanon (04/06/2015) [-]
Put your favorite poo on some cd's
#380579 - Yeah, people talk **** on her too much, not even realiz…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #380591 - dreygur (04/06/2015) [-]
She isn't that smart. She just found a stupid demographic to exploit.
User avatar #380582 - freedomreturns (04/06/2015) [-]
There's videos of her promoting pyramid schemes, she knows full well what she is doing.
#380574 - I left out that barbacking is something you don't need any pri… 04/06/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#380571 - Why do you need your parents' permission to do what you wanna …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #380574 - ZenMacros (04/06/2015) [-]
I left out that barbacking is something you don't need any prior experience for. My first job ever was as a barback and I did just fine. But it's difficult to find a job in that position because it's a position that a bar would typically only need one person for, if they even want one at all. But it's still an option. If you want, try looking on Craigslist in the food/beverage/hospitality section to see if anyone is looking for a barback. That's how I got the job.
#56 - My ***** Roy. 04/06/2015 on Do you know this feel? 0
#173 - Picture 04/05/2015 on Oh Wait I Won't +2
#380346 - >muh effort >muh reposts 04/04/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
#380334 - People who say that are just buttmad because a lot of people d… 04/04/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#59 - It's just a bandwagon, really. I mean, they still genuinely di… 04/04/2015 on I really, really, really... 0
#361 - I could see Ridley working if they do what yiu said and made i… 04/03/2015 on Dark Peach +1
#359 - The fact that so many major changes to his design would have t…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/03/2015 on Dark Peach 0
User avatar #360 - naplinewander (04/03/2015) [-]
So why don't they just give him a more hunched over design, like they did with charizard in brawl. No one would notice if his neck was just short instead of bent and his tail could go parallel to his back like pikachu. Really, that's all they have to fix. For crying out loud they could just take the model from his stage when he is on the ground and shrink it down a few sizes. Oh and as for "not fitting in with the rest of the game" imagine what they had to deal with when they put in a human, realistic looking soldier like Snake in Brawl, he looked nothing like the rest of the roster!
User avatar #361 - ZenMacros (04/03/2015) [-]
I could see Ridley working if they do what yiu said and made it so he has detractible wings that fold when he's grounded and open when he jumps.

And I don't think Snake was hard to implement, tbh. It's not like he's a real person, he's still a video game character like everyone else. They've had more "realistic" looking characters like Capt Falcon and ZSS (albeit with cartoonish outfits), I can't imagine it was hard to make another one but just give him a less cartoonish outfit.
#47 - True, but it's not really helping anything because it's not li… 04/03/2015 on It's going down for real 0
#289 - Ridley can be scaled down, but the model would still be large …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/03/2015 on Dark Peach +1
#357 - naplinewander (04/03/2015) [-]
As I said, same goes for Ridley. Here he is in the first metroid. As for proportions, they can be easily fixed by shortening the tail, neck e.t.c . They did that with other characters i belive like Sonic to make him the same size as mario. Olimar was even upscaled from his original size
User avatar #359 - ZenMacros (04/03/2015) [-]
The fact that so many major changes to his design would have to be made in order for him to fit in should show that he just doesn't fit in.

Most characters were resized, but all of their proportions stayed the same, thus keeping their look true to their source material. Ridley, like you said, would have to have several individual body parts shrunken and/or shortened in order for him to not be too big to fit the game's mechanics, and would just end up looking weird at that point. And even in your picture, you can still see his legs and neck are bent, so he's still bigger than he appears there.
User avatar #360 - naplinewander (04/03/2015) [-]
So why don't they just give him a more hunched over design, like they did with charizard in brawl. No one would notice if his neck was just short instead of bent and his tail could go parallel to his back like pikachu. Really, that's all they have to fix. For crying out loud they could just take the model from his stage when he is on the ground and shrink it down a few sizes. Oh and as for "not fitting in with the rest of the game" imagine what they had to deal with when they put in a human, realistic looking soldier like Snake in Brawl, he looked nothing like the rest of the roster!
User avatar #361 - ZenMacros (04/03/2015) [-]
I could see Ridley working if they do what yiu said and made it so he has detractible wings that fold when he's grounded and open when he jumps.

And I don't think Snake was hard to implement, tbh. It's not like he's a real person, he's still a video game character like everyone else. They've had more "realistic" looking characters like Capt Falcon and ZSS (albeit with cartoonish outfits), I can't imagine it was hard to make another one but just give him a less cartoonish outfit.
#128 - Simon would be pretty ******* cool. Although third part… 04/03/2015 on Dark Peach +1
#124 - I don't see a problem with DLC as long as it's 1. reasonably p…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2015 on Dark Peach +1
User avatar #161 - Greevon (04/03/2015) [-]
If DLC meets all of those criteria, anyone who complains is a retarded baby.
#120 - You mean the Pyrosphere? Yeah, ruined an otherwise great stage…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/03/2015 on Dark Peach +1
User avatar #122 - saltyfries (04/03/2015) [-]
tbh, i want Simon Belmont as a SSB character, he's got the full arsenal and then some, and how long of a Nintendo history has he had?
User avatar #128 - ZenMacros (04/03/2015) [-]
Simon would be pretty fucking cool. Although third party characters are a long shot unless it's Snake, another Sonic character, or even Bayo (because Nintendo owns her now I think).

At least as far as this contest is contest is concerned. I don't know if they'd go out of their way to get permission for a DLC character. I think they'd rather save a 3rd party newcomer as the "big reveal" of the next Smash game. Then again, that's a long ways away, so you never know.

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User avatar #2266 - murrlogic ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
I am almost done with my wrestling back log.

EC3 is Champion

Balor is Champion

Kane/Barrett main eventing a Japan PPV should not be allowed
User avatar #2267 to #2266 - ZenMacros (23 hours ago) [-]
I watched the show later on so I was able to watch only the matches I cared about (ie, Bork/Coffee and Balor/Owens). The fact that Owens dropped the title in Japan leads me to believe it was originally supposed to be Itami in that role, but of course it didn't work out that way. Great match, but the final spot took me out of it (the part where Balor did the dropkick into the corner and Owens just rolled perfectly into position for the finish).
User avatar #2268 to #2267 - murrlogic ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
Itami's fault for getting ****** up at a House Show.
User avatar #2269 to #2268 - ZenMacros (23 hours ago) [-]
Nah it was Ryback's fault.
User avatar #2270 to #2269 - murrlogic ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
>Blaming the Big Guy

No seriously tho. I feel like they brought the wrong people with them to the Japan showing.

Rollins and Wyatt should have came and Kane and Barrett should have stayed behind. I would have Brought Ryback as well.
User avatar #2271 to #2270 - ZenMacros (22 hours ago) [-]
Yeah they had a really weird card. Should've had an NXT women's match too I just wanna see my Sasha . Kane and Barrett should've ****** off. Diego too. At least one Shield guy should've been there. New Day and Lucha Dragons shouldn't have been a dark match.
User avatar #2272 to #2271 - murrlogic ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
Sasha is turning Face it seems...I'm guessing to make Dana top Heel.
User avatar #2273 to #2272 - ZenMacros (22 hours ago) [-]
With the reactions she gets, she pretty much has to turn face now.
User avatar #2274 to #2273 - murrlogic ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
That's the idea. They need Nattie on NXT since Tyson is out of commission for at least a year.

Also Charlotte is transitioning over to the main roster divas division may god rest her soul
User avatar #2275 to #2274 - ZenMacros (22 hours ago) [-]
I feel so bad for the NXT women. They have the potential to be some of the best divas we've seen in many years, especially Sasha, but Vince and Dunn are gonna make sure they're as mediocre as possible.
User avatar #2276 to #2275 - murrlogic ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
Summer and Emma are the worst examples of this.
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