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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:11/10/2010
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#4642 - **ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"** **ZenMacros rolls 135*…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/28/2016 on fjwf's profile 0
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#4643 - darealsnooki (04/28/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 133**

SIT BACK DOWN!

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#4644 - ZenMacros (04/28/2016) [-]
**ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**ZenMacros rolls 066**
*muffled words*
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#4645 - darealsnooki (04/28/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 145**

WHAT WAS THAT?

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#4646 - ZenMacros (04/28/2016) [-]
**ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**ZenMacros rolls 063**
I said HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS
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#4647 - darealsnooki (04/28/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 087**

EXCUSE ME?!!

530
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#4648 - ZenMacros (04/28/2016) [-]
**ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**ZenMacros rolls 024**
DAREALSNOOKI'S MOM IS A BIG FAT BITCH SHE'S THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD

523
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#4649 - darealsnooki (04/28/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 011**

I haven't watched South Park in years. I forgot about that song

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!

617
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#4650 - ZenMacros (04/28/2016) [-]
**ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**ZenMacros rolls 053**
Show was god tier back then

547
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#4651 - darealsnooki (04/28/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 127**

I ultimately stopped watching in maybe 2012. Too much dark humor and violence for my taste.

Shane O' Mac's elbow drop from the top of the cell was worrying me because I thought he had died


628
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#4652 - ZenMacros (04/28/2016) [-]
**ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**ZenMacros rolls 023**
For me it just got way too story driven and political. Not enough focus on actual humor.

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#4653 - darealsnooki (04/28/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 109**

Mmhm

King of the Hill is the best anime

755
#4640 - **ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"** **ZenMacros rolls 023*…  [+] (13 new replies) 04/27/2016 on fjwf's profile 0
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#4641 - darealsnooki (04/27/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 108**

Drugs are bad, m'kay?

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#4642 - ZenMacros (04/28/2016) [-]
**ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**ZenMacros rolls 135**
Whateva, I do what I want.

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#4643 - darealsnooki (04/28/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 133**

SIT BACK DOWN!

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#4644 - ZenMacros (04/28/2016) [-]
**ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**ZenMacros rolls 066**
*muffled words*
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#4645 - darealsnooki (04/28/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 145**

WHAT WAS THAT?

385
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#4646 - ZenMacros (04/28/2016) [-]
**ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**ZenMacros rolls 063**
I said HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS
460
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#4647 - darealsnooki (04/28/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 087**

EXCUSE ME?!!

530
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#4648 - ZenMacros (04/28/2016) [-]
**ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**ZenMacros rolls 024**
DAREALSNOOKI'S MOM IS A BIG FAT BITCH SHE'S THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD

523
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#4649 - darealsnooki (04/28/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 011**

I haven't watched South Park in years. I forgot about that song

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!

617
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#4650 - ZenMacros (04/28/2016) [-]
**ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**ZenMacros rolls 053**
Show was god tier back then

547
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#4651 - darealsnooki (04/28/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 127**

I ultimately stopped watching in maybe 2012. Too much dark humor and violence for my taste.

Shane O' Mac's elbow drop from the top of the cell was worrying me because I thought he had died


628
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#4652 - ZenMacros (04/28/2016) [-]
**ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**ZenMacros rolls 023**
For me it just got way too story driven and political. Not enough focus on actual humor.

600
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#4653 - darealsnooki (04/28/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 109**

Mmhm

King of the Hill is the best anime

755
#4638 - **ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"** **ZenMacros rolls 111*…  [+] (15 new replies) 04/27/2016 on fjwf's profile 0
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#4639 - darealsnooki (04/27/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 061**

The internet is why I don't need drugs

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#4640 - ZenMacros (04/27/2016) [-]
**ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**ZenMacros rolls 023**
The internet is why I want drugs.

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#4641 - darealsnooki (04/27/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 108**

Drugs are bad, m'kay?

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#4642 - ZenMacros (04/28/2016) [-]
**ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**ZenMacros rolls 135**
Whateva, I do what I want.

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#4643 - darealsnooki (04/28/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 133**

SIT BACK DOWN!

252
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#4644 - ZenMacros (04/28/2016) [-]
**ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**ZenMacros rolls 066**
*muffled words*
394
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#4645 - darealsnooki (04/28/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 145**

WHAT WAS THAT?

385
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#4646 - ZenMacros (04/28/2016) [-]
**ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**ZenMacros rolls 063**
I said HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS
460
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#4647 - darealsnooki (04/28/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 087**

EXCUSE ME?!!

530
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#4648 - ZenMacros (04/28/2016) [-]
**ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**ZenMacros rolls 024**
DAREALSNOOKI'S MOM IS A BIG FAT BITCH SHE'S THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD

523
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#4649 - darealsnooki (04/28/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 011**

I haven't watched South Park in years. I forgot about that song

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!

617
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#4650 - ZenMacros (04/28/2016) [-]
**ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**ZenMacros rolls 053**
Show was god tier back then

547
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#4651 - darealsnooki (04/28/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 127**

I ultimately stopped watching in maybe 2012. Too much dark humor and violence for my taste.

Shane O' Mac's elbow drop from the top of the cell was worrying me because I thought he had died


628
User avatar
#4652 - ZenMacros (04/28/2016) [-]
**ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**ZenMacros rolls 023**
For me it just got way too story driven and political. Not enough focus on actual humor.

600
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#4653 - darealsnooki (04/28/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 109**

Mmhm

King of the Hill is the best anime

755
#4636 - **ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"** **ZenMacros rolls 023*…  [+] (17 new replies) 04/27/2016 on fjwf's profile 0
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#4637 - darealsnooki (04/27/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 039**

Who the hell did you take a part of that quote from?

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#4638 - ZenMacros (04/27/2016) [-]
**ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**ZenMacros rolls 111**
Me, although it sounds vaguely familiar like I've seen it somewhere before.

125
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#4639 - darealsnooki (04/27/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 061**

The internet is why I don't need drugs

83
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#4640 - ZenMacros (04/27/2016) [-]
**ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**ZenMacros rolls 023**
The internet is why I want drugs.

236
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#4641 - darealsnooki (04/27/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 108**

Drugs are bad, m'kay?

144
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#4642 - ZenMacros (04/28/2016) [-]
**ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**ZenMacros rolls 135**
Whateva, I do what I want.

259
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#4643 - darealsnooki (04/28/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 133**

SIT BACK DOWN!

252
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#4644 - ZenMacros (04/28/2016) [-]
**ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**ZenMacros rolls 066**
*muffled words*
394
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#4645 - darealsnooki (04/28/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 145**

WHAT WAS THAT?

385
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#4646 - ZenMacros (04/28/2016) [-]
**ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**ZenMacros rolls 063**
I said HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS
460
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#4647 - darealsnooki (04/28/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 087**

EXCUSE ME?!!

530
User avatar
#4648 - ZenMacros (04/28/2016) [-]
**ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**ZenMacros rolls 024**
DAREALSNOOKI'S MOM IS A BIG FAT BITCH SHE'S THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD

523
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#4649 - darealsnooki (04/28/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 011**

I haven't watched South Park in years. I forgot about that song

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!

617
User avatar
#4650 - ZenMacros (04/28/2016) [-]
**ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**ZenMacros rolls 053**
Show was god tier back then

547
User avatar
#4651 - darealsnooki (04/28/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 127**

I ultimately stopped watching in maybe 2012. Too much dark humor and violence for my taste.

Shane O' Mac's elbow drop from the top of the cell was worrying me because I thought he had died


628
User avatar
#4652 - ZenMacros (04/28/2016) [-]
**ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**ZenMacros rolls 023**
For me it just got way too story driven and political. Not enough focus on actual humor.

600
User avatar
#4653 - darealsnooki (04/28/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 109**

Mmhm

King of the Hill is the best anime

755
#4634 - **ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"** **ZenMacros rolls 102*…  [+] (19 new replies) 04/27/2016 on fjwf's profile 0
#4635 - darealsnooki (04/27/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 027**

Your blood will be perfect for my spaghetti!
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#4636 - ZenMacros (04/27/2016) [-]
**ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**ZenMacros rolls 023**
Your pain fuels my boner.
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#4637 - darealsnooki (04/27/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 039**

Who the hell did you take a part of that quote from?

44
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#4638 - ZenMacros (04/27/2016) [-]
**ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**ZenMacros rolls 111**
Me, although it sounds vaguely familiar like I've seen it somewhere before.

125
User avatar
#4639 - darealsnooki (04/27/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 061**

The internet is why I don't need drugs

83
User avatar
#4640 - ZenMacros (04/27/2016) [-]
**ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**ZenMacros rolls 023**
The internet is why I want drugs.

236
User avatar
#4641 - darealsnooki (04/27/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 108**

Drugs are bad, m'kay?

144
User avatar
#4642 - ZenMacros (04/28/2016) [-]
**ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**ZenMacros rolls 135**
Whateva, I do what I want.

259
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#4643 - darealsnooki (04/28/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 133**

SIT BACK DOWN!

252
User avatar
#4644 - ZenMacros (04/28/2016) [-]
**ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**ZenMacros rolls 066**
*muffled words*
394
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#4645 - darealsnooki (04/28/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 145**

WHAT WAS THAT?

385
User avatar
#4646 - ZenMacros (04/28/2016) [-]
**ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**ZenMacros rolls 063**
I said HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS
460
User avatar
#4647 - darealsnooki (04/28/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 087**

EXCUSE ME?!!

530
User avatar
#4648 - ZenMacros (04/28/2016) [-]
**ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**ZenMacros rolls 024**
DAREALSNOOKI'S MOM IS A BIG FAT BITCH SHE'S THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD

523
User avatar
#4649 - darealsnooki (04/28/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 011**

I haven't watched South Park in years. I forgot about that song

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!

617
User avatar
#4650 - ZenMacros (04/28/2016) [-]
**ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**ZenMacros rolls 053**
Show was god tier back then

547
User avatar
#4651 - darealsnooki (04/28/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 127**

I ultimately stopped watching in maybe 2012. Too much dark humor and violence for my taste.

Shane O' Mac's elbow drop from the top of the cell was worrying me because I thought he had died


628
User avatar
#4652 - ZenMacros (04/28/2016) [-]
**ZenMacros used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**ZenMacros rolls 023**
For me it just got way too story driven and political. Not enough focus on actual humor.

600
User avatar
#4653 - darealsnooki (04/28/2016) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-150*"**
**darealsnooki rolls 109**

Mmhm

King of the Hill is the best anime

755
#4632 - Post the rules of the match and let's get started! 04/27/2016 on fjwf's profile 0
#4629 - >hacking darealsnooki's account to "confirm" that…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2016 on fjwf's profile 0
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#4631 - darealsnooki (04/27/2016) [-]
I'm still darealsnooki... but thank you for encouraging my ego.

I sure can use it in the title match that we're about have!
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#4632 - ZenMacros (04/27/2016) [-]
Post the rules of the match and let's get started!
#80 - I thought it was funny until this site got a hold of it and ra… 04/27/2016 on I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD 0
#4627 - He's just scared he'll lose to me, because he knows he will.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/27/2016 on fjwf's profile 0
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#4628 - darealsnooki (04/27/2016) [-]
"Stone Cold" brothergrimm isn't afraid of anyone.

As one of his main rivals, I can confirm this.

If he wasn't out with an injury computer issues , then he would definitely kick your ass
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#4629 - ZenMacros (04/27/2016) [-]
>hacking darealsnooki's account to "confirm" that you're actually a badass
Oh brothergrimm, I've just become a fan of yours. I'll remember this glorious moment when I'm kicking your ass.
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#4631 - darealsnooki (04/27/2016) [-]
I'm still darealsnooki... but thank you for encouraging my ego.

I sure can use it in the title match that we're about have!
User avatar
#4632 - ZenMacros (04/27/2016) [-]
Post the rules of the match and let's get started!
#69 - I never cared for Ricky Gervais as a comedian, only as an acto…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2016 on How feminism works 0
#71 - msamnesia (04/27/2016) [-]
I think he had one special that got me good, but that was it. As you, i lile him mainly for acting. Dry humor in movies is what does it for me