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Date Signed Up:11/10/2010
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#34 - I'd say that's a pretty accurate description of the internet i…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/01/2014 on Hur durr, privilege +10
User avatar #35 - TheFixer (06/01/2014) [-]
Give a man a mask and he will show you who he really is.
#44 - thememegod (06/01/2014) [-]
So heres a story about when a prank goes very wrong.
> be me, 16, skinny and beta as fuck and let it be mid June, and just gotten off anti-psychotic pills
> have a few friends, 7/10 chick really friendly and enjoyed getting blitzed and I decide to prank her
> Im going to capture her at night and pretend to do horrible things only to leave at the last, best moment
> Have both black fedora, screamer mask and butcher knife
> I wait and i wait some more, Formulating more and more mental torture
> Finally, the time has come later that night, shes supposed to be walking home from a party
> Im in full nightmare fuel garb, mask, fedora, full black jacket and pants with knife and rope
> I see her leave the party, texting on her phone
> I jump down and stay in the shadows while i stalk her, plus im hot on her heels
> mid way down I snatch her up and put the blade up to her throat and I whisper ever so gently, yet so demonically
> " If you so much as twitch wrong, I will slit your throat and watch you bleed."
> Shes visibly shaken and crying, but my hand is over her mouth so no real loud screams
> I look to my left
> Abandoned building, I point to the building and say "Move", She obeys
> Be in a room straight out of Human Centipede, and she plops in the middle of the room crying, begging me not to kill her
> Her eyes are gyshers of sweet, sweet tears, I want to go outside and let my sides erupt with the force of a thousand novas
> But then i look her in the face
> Shes not the girl
> ohfuckohfuckOOOHHFUUUCK
> Shes still weeping and now Im panicking
> The phscyo inside me is not enjoying the loud noises and sudden panic and to make things worse, theres a pipe next to the wall on my right
> SHUT UP DAMMIT AND LET ME THINK STRAIGHT

#45 - thememegod (06/01/2014) [-]
(cont)
> I keep telling her to shut up
> she wont and just keeps at it
> Fuck it
> I grab the pipe and swing as sofly as i could
> Boom, headshot
> shes out cold
> right in the temple
> I dont go for the phone to see who it was, I dont check for a wallet
> i ditch the unconsiouse body were it was
> ran home and burned everything
The moral here people is double check who you stalk
#46 - datmine (06/01/2014) [-]
You spooked her good.
#36 - dagreatmax (06/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #37 - TheFixer (06/01/2014) [-]
ive been expecting something like this. we've been waiting for you dagreatmax you've been activated your compliance is vital. in 5 minutes some men will arrive at your house I suggest you leave and await further instruction.
User avatar #40 - dagreatmax (06/01/2014) [-]
No I'm fine, I've been doing systema for a year now, I'm taught by kevin secour (the man behind the choreography of sam fisher)
#83 - Yeah a lot of that stuff is up to interpretation since it's no… 05/31/2014 on Pokemon trainer 0
#61 - I like it. I hated playing as a character like Zelda and havin…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2014 on Pokemon trainer 0
User avatar #63 - iceguy (05/31/2014) [-]
the thing about greninja is stupid because hes just like lucario and pichu, an extra pokemon character to have for almost no reason, the thing about the pokemon trainer was he could be any of the 3 types of characters, weak and fast, strong and slow, or in the middle with both, thats why he was amazing
#515 - You could even do that as a side job since people won't see yo… 05/31/2014 on Which Button? +2
#58 - I thought by saying "3 different clones" you were im…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2014 on Pokemon trainer 0
#79 - traceirving (05/31/2014) [-]
Sort of depends how you view it though. If you view the games as taking place in alternate versions of the same reality (in the sense that it assumes the events of the old ones that the player made happened never happened) then that works.
But if you view them as a long chain of events, it wouldn't really make sense.

But I think the one thing we can all agree on is that the canon of pokemon is totally vague and totally fucked.
User avatar #83 - ZenMacros (05/31/2014) [-]
Yeah a lot of that stuff is up to interpretation since it's not really laid out for us.
The way I see it, the protagonists of each game typically don't catch legendaries, they only defeat them in battle. The one exception I make for that headcanon is Black and White.
So that means, to me, that Red defeated Mewtwo, who then fled from Cerulean Cave to hide in the Unknown Dungeon. This is supported by the fact that the dungeon is located right near the Pokemon Village, where Pokemon go to hide from humans.
#56 - The Ash anime isn't canon. Origins and the games are. So in th…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/31/2014 on Pokemon trainer 0
User avatar #57 - grrphc (05/31/2014) [-]
Being canon or not doesn't take away my point in the slightest.
The fact of the matter is is that they are still 3 different mewtwos.
You obviously haven't played X and Y if you honestly think there is only one Mewtwo.
Canonically, as long as the scientists still have this hard on for cloning Mew, there are tons roaming about.
User avatar #58 - ZenMacros (05/31/2014) [-]
I thought by saying "3 different clones" you were implying they were all of the same universe. My bad.

But I have played X and Y I can see why one would think there is more than one Mewtwo there as well. But I personally think the one in the cave is the same one from the Cerulean Cave in gens 1 and 2.
#79 - traceirving (05/31/2014) [-]
Sort of depends how you view it though. If you view the games as taking place in alternate versions of the same reality (in the sense that it assumes the events of the old ones that the player made happened never happened) then that works.
But if you view them as a long chain of events, it wouldn't really make sense.

But I think the one thing we can all agree on is that the canon of pokemon is totally vague and totally fucked.
User avatar #83 - ZenMacros (05/31/2014) [-]
Yeah a lot of that stuff is up to interpretation since it's not really laid out for us.
The way I see it, the protagonists of each game typically don't catch legendaries, they only defeat them in battle. The one exception I make for that headcanon is Black and White.
So that means, to me, that Red defeated Mewtwo, who then fled from Cerulean Cave to hide in the Unknown Dungeon. This is supported by the fact that the dungeon is located right near the Pokemon Village, where Pokemon go to hide from humans.
#54 - They would have if it weren't for the fact that they got rid o…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/31/2014 on Pokemon trainer 0
User avatar #59 - iceguy (05/31/2014) [-]
thats stupid, just like putting in greninja as a character by himself to try to please the people who want mewtwo to come back but they're never gonna bring him back
User avatar #61 - ZenMacros (05/31/2014) [-]
I like it. I hated playing as a character like Zelda and having no down B move (which is ironic since I loved using Sheik in Melee, but was terrible with him in Brawl). It was worse with Pkmn Trainer since you could only keep the same Pokemon out for a limited amount of time, and then you HAD to switch out. Now everyone is their own character and I don't have to worry about stuff like that.

Also, I like Greninja being in. It's a surprise character that looks cool to use. And even though I wanted Mewtwo in as well, I don't mind him getting shafted again. I didn't think he was that great a character anyway.
User avatar #63 - iceguy (05/31/2014) [-]
the thing about greninja is stupid because hes just like lucario and pichu, an extra pokemon character to have for almost no reason, the thing about the pokemon trainer was he could be any of the 3 types of characters, weak and fast, strong and slow, or in the middle with both, thats why he was amazing
#25 - Same. That show is ******* amazing. 05/28/2014 on Oh Archer +3
#108 - Unfortunately that's not her. 05/27/2014 on Better Picture 0
#82 - I don't see The Expendables as a straight-up action movie so m… 05/25/2014 on The rock improvised this line 0
#266935 - I like them. Come at me. 05/25/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#74 - Are you trolling or are people still not getting that the new … 05/24/2014 on Gaming: Then Vs. Now +1
#134 - Because lizards. 05/21/2014 on Orc +8
#276 - I agree, there are tons of other ways to have fun besides part… 05/21/2014 on Modern girls at their finest 0
#11 - Like you said, Batman is a proper noun, so it would be Batmans…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2014 on End the madness! 0
User avatar #12 - justinsane (05/21/2014) [-]
but is batman always a proper noun? isnt it also a position since there are several of them? Grammar gets interesting on this one
#32 - I was just ******* around. 05/20/2014 on Oh Boobs, we still love you! 0
#26 - Men are mean?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2014 on Oh Boobs, we still love you! 0
User avatar #30 - sannes (05/20/2014) [-]
i was just pointing out that he misspelled men. Ok?
User avatar #32 - ZenMacros (05/20/2014) [-]
I was just fucking around.
User avatar #27 - sannes (05/20/2014) [-]
Apparently
#8 - Living in Florida, I know this rage too well. Most people here… 05/20/2014 on no grandma 0
#22 - What do you mean?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/20/2014 on Oh Boobs, we still love you! 0
User avatar #25 - sannes (05/20/2014) [-]
Men
User avatar #26 - ZenMacros (05/20/2014) [-]
Men are mean?
User avatar #30 - sannes (05/20/2014) [-]
i was just pointing out that he misspelled men. Ok?
User avatar #32 - ZenMacros (05/20/2014) [-]
I was just fucking around.
User avatar #27 - sannes (05/20/2014) [-]
Apparently
#263859 - This morning I figured out that someone (probably my grandma) … 05/20/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#263723 - Just went to go brush my teeth and my toothbrush wasn't in the…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/20/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #263768 - lobselvith (05/20/2014) [-]
I know that feel. I recently found out that my Stepdad had been using my toothbrush since the day I bought it. His teeth are black.
User avatar #263742 - darksideofthebeast (05/20/2014) [-]
Someone used your brush to scrub under the toilet seat...
#263859 - ZenMacros (05/20/2014) [-]
This morning I figured out that someone (probably my grandma) used it to clean the bathtub/shower. I got in and realized it was cleaner than it was yesterday.
User avatar #263739 - threeeighteen (05/20/2014) [-]
My stepdad took my toothbrush claiming it was his, he's lucky I haven't used it to replace my anal beads yet.
User avatar #263737 - alstorp (05/20/2014) [-]
HAHA
#262659 - I hate that I just recently started watching Archer instead of…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/18/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #262671 - lobselvith (05/18/2014) [-]
I'm still waiting for season 4 of Bob's Burgers to come out on Netflix.
#262667 - EdwardNigma (05/18/2014) [-]
I started watching it recently.
Finished all 5 seasons in like a week.
#262665 - leonhardt (05/18/2014) [-]
also there was one where they replaced Archer with a velociraptor
#122 - Well the way it's described in the post, it just seems like it…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2014 on anon is pepsi 0
#135 - blancka (05/18/2014) [-]
Maybe deja vu is what you experienced before. Like a part where shit went wrong and deja vu is your way of changing it, since just experiencing it will make you do things slightly differently, having a butterfly effect.
#118 - I think this actually means you'll be living the exact same li…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/18/2014 on anon is pepsi 0
#121 - mastercolossus (05/18/2014) [-]
i doubt that. im sure that each time we live through it we bring something from our previous life with us just like everyone else and its a saturated ripple effect. entropy ya know?
User avatar #122 - ZenMacros (05/18/2014) [-]
Well the way it's described in the post, it just seems like it'd always be the exact same life. But if we could take a bit of knowledge with us, or maybe make mental notes that will pop into our brains at certain times (e.g. you make a note to stop that guy before he kills your friend, and when the time comes the thought pops into your head and you go to it). But if it's just the same thing over and over again, that would suck, unless I end up living an amazing life.
#135 - blancka (05/18/2014) [-]
Maybe deja vu is what you experienced before. Like a part where shit went wrong and deja vu is your way of changing it, since just experiencing it will make you do things slightly differently, having a butterfly effect.
#261267 - >his pants had more pockets than usual >therefore, w… 05/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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User avatar #75 to #74 - ZenMacros ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
It'd be easier to just give you a link instead of explaining lol.

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User avatar #70 - ZakisBak (08/12/2012) [-]
what trade request did u accept of mine?
User avatar #71 to #70 - ZenMacros ONLINE (08/12/2012) [-]
If you're not the one who traded me the Crown Banner, then it was just some meaningless thing, can't even remember what it was.
User avatar #67 - foolycoolyy (06/22/2012) [-]
to answer your question on lustads content; yes
#66 to #67 - ZenMacros ONLINE (04/28/2012) [-]
Thanks broski
Thanks broski
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User avatar #41 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
hahah oh
User avatar #42 to #42 - ZenMacros ONLINE (11/11/2011) [-]
Just had to since you're a Jersey girl just like me haha, wait....
User avatar #43 to #43 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
haha you're a Jersey girl? never would've guessed.
User avatar #44 to #44 - ZenMacros ONLINE (11/11/2011) [-]
Yes, I am. Whatchu gonna do about it?
User avatar #45 to #45 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
loll. where in jersey are you from?
User avatar #46 to #46 - ZenMacros ONLINE (11/11/2011) [-]
Central Jersey, Bordentown. You?
User avatar #47 to #47 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
i live a little more north i believe. like an hour away.
User avatar #48 to #48 - ZenMacros ONLINE (11/11/2011) [-]
I used to live in North Jersey, I lived in Paterson for like a year and a half.
User avatar #49 to #49 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
oh cool, yeah that's like a half hour away from me
User avatar #50 to #50 - ZenMacros ONLINE (11/11/2011) [-]
Sadly I don't live in NJ anymore. I like Florida, but I wanna go back home :(
User avatar #51 to #51 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
aw. are you in college?
User avatar #52 to #52 - ZenMacros ONLINE (11/11/2011) [-]
Yeah, that's mainly why I'm down here. I wanted to go to William Paterson University in Wayne, but I couldn't afford it or take out a loan that big, so I'm here with my grandparents. The school I'm going to is good, but I'd much rather be at WPU.
User avatar #53 to #53 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
yeah, college is so damn expensive. where do you go now?
User avatar #54 to #54 - ZenMacros ONLINE (11/11/2011) [-]
Keiser University. I'm studying forensics, but I really wanted to go to WPU and do a program that had basically everything for entertainment, whether you wanted to be on or offscreen. Are you going to school?
User avatar #55 to #55 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
i'm still in high school /: haha
User avatar #56 to #56 - ZenMacros ONLINE (11/11/2011) [-]
Wait, how old are you?
User avatar #57 to #57 - lindsaaay (11/12/2011) [-]
17. but you can't have an account until you're 18 so i just said i was 18.
User avatar #58 to #58 - ZenMacros ONLINE (11/12/2011) [-]
Oh okay, I gotcha. You plan on going to college?
User avatar #59 to #59 - lindsaaay (11/12/2011) [-]
yup. i actually visited UDel today.
User avatar #60 to #60 - ZenMacros ONLINE (11/12/2011) [-]
Where's that at?
User avatar #61 to #61 - lindsaaay (11/12/2011) [-]
UDel is University of Delaware.
User avatar #40 - jingleforth (10/17/2011) [-]
Negro, Let me mold yo ***** azz.

One Piece sucks DICK for the first 30ish episodes. Almost everybody agrees. Please, Start at the GrandLine arc. There's all kinds of funny **** , I can explain some to you if you like.
User avatar #39 - lordheckler (09/18/2011) [-]
Done, Almost all your stuff are thumbed up!

Have a nice day sir!
#38 - mehehe (09/18/2011) [-]
Yo...Colonel Mehehe reporting from the bron­y program... currently running through your posts thumbing up everything..

may you have a awesome day buddy...

And btw your latest post was actually pretty funny...
#37 - diamondminer (09/18/2011) [-]
You are absolutely  
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sincerely,  
ponysexuals
You are absolutely
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sincerely,
ponysexuals
#33 - mangioluingi ONLINE (09/18/2011) [-]
hello friend

I just wanna let you know that you are a pretty cool guy
User avatar #32 - brometheus (09/18/2011) [-]
thumbed you up, sincerely ponysexuals
#31 - plataeiou ONLINE (09/18/2011) [-]
Have a dashie pic!
User avatar #30 - yourbestfriend (09/18/2011) [-]
Hey, just here letting you know all of us ponysexuals love you.
#29 - mazzyrazzy (09/18/2011) [-]
Hey :) You've been choosen randomly to receive the benefit of a new b.rony program, Helping Hooves, a program where a few of us pick a user at random and thumb up all their content and comments.
#36 to #29 - ZenMacros ONLINE (09/18/2011) [-]
Wooooooooooooooooo
#27 - killerzombie (09/17/2011) [-]
**killerzombie rolled user schaeferboi **
You have been murdered.
Kill the user rolled above by posting this on their page, and you will get your soul back and revive.
#26 - bassagent (08/28/2011) [-]
why did you repost my comment?
#24 - torkarta (07/28/2011) [-]
just gonna leave this here for you.
heard your into her. dont feel bad i am too lol
User avatar #25 to #24 - ZenMacros ONLINE (07/29/2011) [-]
Haha thanks. I'm not really into hentai anymore, but I do get into it form time to time.
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