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Date Signed Up:11/10/2010
Last Login:12/21/2014
Location:Florida
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    My rage is now happiness My rage is now happiness
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#35 - It was because her troops didn't know what had happened inside… 12/21/2014 on Kuvira 0
#350849 - Oh, so you're a conspiracy nut. Never mind then, go about … 12/21/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#350846 - Are you implying girls don't have cooties?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#350848 - princessren (12/21/2014) [-]
I am a cootie denier
the scientific community is lying
User avatar #350849 - ZenMacros (12/21/2014) [-]
Oh, so you're a conspiracy nut.
Never mind then, go about your business, grandpa.
#350843 - I can't stand anything coconut flavored. Especially that d…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +11
User avatar #350949 - tvfreakuk (12/21/2014) [-]
I always find it annoying that none of my family know what I don't like to eat. I've lived with them for 20 years, I'd expect at least some remembrance.
Like, every fucking day I'm there and we're having something to eat I'm asked "Do you want some mash?"
They know that I fucking loathe mash, and find it disgusting.

But at the same time they find it baffling I don't like mash, when I like chips
"It's the same thing!"
Sure; it's basically the exact same ingredient, but the way they are cooked makes them taste completely different; what's so hard to understand about that?
"Oh, it's not that you don't like it - you're just stubborn and wouldn't eat it as a kid, and don't want to admit you were wrong by saying you like it now."
Fuck off.
#350850 - anonymous (12/21/2014) [-]
I once ate (took a bite) a slice of cake that had what I thought was sugar on it, it wasn't... it was fucking coconut powder shit. couldn't get it off the cake, it was fucking embedded into that.

waste of cake.
#29 - Mah ***** . 12/20/2014 on M(ako)FW +22
#46 - I feel like he's just going through a metamorphasis. The role … 12/14/2014 on 'shrooms +1
#45 - I just got done watching that episode and I had the same…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2014 on 'shrooms +1
#69 - aerosol (12/15/2014) [-]
The spirit blast noise is awesome
HEADPHONE USERS, YE BE WARNED
#70 - aerosol (12/15/2014) [-]
but seriously, the original is pretty awesome
#11 - I've been wanting a dream recorder for years. I wish it were a…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on Proof it 0
User avatar #15 - wcpapier (12/15/2014) [-]
i have been on the internet so long and i have seen so many shit that i am not sure if i want to see my dreams
#95 - Try Japanese wrestling in general, then. In WWE you'll only ge… 12/14/2014 on Like a Video Game 0
#20 - That's because they're brothers, dumbass.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on ...... +14
User avatar #43 - icameforthepron (12/14/2014) [-]
You fucking glorious bastard.

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User avatar #75 to #74 - ZenMacros (02/21/2013) [-]
It'd be easier to just give you a link instead of explaining lol.

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User avatar #70 - ZakisBak (08/12/2012) [-]
what trade request did u accept of mine?
User avatar #71 to #70 - ZenMacros (08/12/2012) [-]
If you're not the one who traded me the Crown Banner, then it was just some meaningless thing, can't even remember what it was.
User avatar #67 - foolycoolyy (06/22/2012) [-]
to answer your question on lustads content; yes
#66 to #67 - ZenMacros (04/28/2012) [-]
Thanks broski
Thanks broski
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User avatar #41 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
hahah oh
User avatar #42 to #42 - ZenMacros (11/11/2011) [-]
Just had to since you're a Jersey girl just like me haha, wait....
User avatar #43 to #43 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
haha you're a Jersey girl? never would've guessed.
User avatar #44 to #44 - ZenMacros (11/11/2011) [-]
Yes, I am. Whatchu gonna do about it?
User avatar #45 to #45 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
loll. where in jersey are you from?
User avatar #46 to #46 - ZenMacros (11/11/2011) [-]
Central Jersey, Bordentown. You?
User avatar #47 to #47 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
i live a little more north i believe. like an hour away.
User avatar #48 to #48 - ZenMacros (11/11/2011) [-]
I used to live in North Jersey, I lived in Paterson for like a year and a half.
User avatar #49 to #49 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
oh cool, yeah that's like a half hour away from me
User avatar #50 to #50 - ZenMacros (11/11/2011) [-]
Sadly I don't live in NJ anymore. I like Florida, but I wanna go back home :(
User avatar #51 to #51 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
aw. are you in college?
User avatar #52 to #52 - ZenMacros (11/11/2011) [-]
Yeah, that's mainly why I'm down here. I wanted to go to William Paterson University in Wayne, but I couldn't afford it or take out a loan that big, so I'm here with my grandparents. The school I'm going to is good, but I'd much rather be at WPU.
User avatar #53 to #53 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
yeah, college is so damn expensive. where do you go now?
User avatar #54 to #54 - ZenMacros (11/11/2011) [-]
Keiser University. I'm studying forensics, but I really wanted to go to WPU and do a program that had basically everything for entertainment, whether you wanted to be on or offscreen. Are you going to school?
User avatar #55 to #55 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
i'm still in high school /: haha
User avatar #56 to #56 - ZenMacros (11/11/2011) [-]
Wait, how old are you?
User avatar #57 to #57 - lindsaaay (11/12/2011) [-]
17. but you can't have an account until you're 18 so i just said i was 18.
User avatar #58 to #58 - ZenMacros (11/12/2011) [-]
Oh okay, I gotcha. You plan on going to college?
User avatar #59 to #59 - lindsaaay (11/12/2011) [-]
yup. i actually visited UDel today.
User avatar #60 to #60 - ZenMacros (11/12/2011) [-]
Where's that at?
User avatar #61 to #61 - lindsaaay (11/12/2011) [-]
UDel is University of Delaware.
User avatar #40 - jingleforth (10/17/2011) [-]
Negro, Let me mold yo ***** azz.

One Piece sucks DICK for the first 30ish episodes. Almost everybody agrees. Please, Start at the GrandLine arc. There's all kinds of funny **** , I can explain some to you if you like.
User avatar #39 - lordheckler (09/18/2011) [-]
Done, Almost all your stuff are thumbed up!

Have a nice day sir!
#38 - mehehe (09/18/2011) [-]
Yo...Colonel Mehehe reporting from the bron­y program... currently running through your posts thumbing up everything..

may you have a awesome day buddy...

And btw your latest post was actually pretty funny...
#37 - diamondminer (09/18/2011) [-]
You are absolutely  
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sincerely,  
ponysexuals
You are absolutely
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sincerely,
ponysexuals
#33 - mangioluingi ONLINE (09/18/2011) [-]
hello friend

I just wanna let you know that you are a pretty cool guy
User avatar #32 - brometheus (09/18/2011) [-]
thumbed you up, sincerely ponysexuals
#31 - plataeiou (09/18/2011) [-]
Have a dashie pic!
User avatar #30 - yourbestfriend (09/18/2011) [-]
Hey, just here letting you know all of us ponysexuals love you.
#29 - mazzyrazzy (09/18/2011) [-]
Hey :) You've been choosen randomly to receive the benefit of a new b.rony program, Helping Hooves, a program where a few of us pick a user at random and thumb up all their content and comments.
#36 to #29 - ZenMacros (09/18/2011) [-]
Wooooooooooooooooo
#27 - killerzombie (09/17/2011) [-]
**killerzombie rolled user schaeferboi **
You have been murdered.
Kill the user rolled above by posting this on their page, and you will get your soul back and revive.
#26 - bassagent (08/28/2011) [-]
why did you repost my comment?
#24 - torkarta (07/28/2011) [-]
just gonna leave this here for you.
heard your into her. dont feel bad i am too lol
User avatar #25 to #24 - ZenMacros (07/29/2011) [-]
Haha thanks. I'm not really into hentai anymore, but I do get into it form time to time.
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