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ZenMacros

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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:11/10/2010
Location:Florida
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Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius
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Times Content Favorited:1544 times
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Suck a bag of dicks

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    Go to Heck Go to Heck
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    My rage is now happiness My rage is now happiness
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    All day erryday All day erryday
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    Gee, I hope this doesn't start a Gee, I hope this doesn't start a
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    ur a faget ur a faget
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    Family Food Family Food

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#1868 - MY BOY KEVIN DID IT YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…  [+] (1 new reply) 23 hours ago on saltyfries's profile 0
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#1886 - darealsnooki (22 hours ago) [-]
I just now noticed Daniel's elbow scrape
#36 - I've never had a problem with them. Maybe you just need to git gud. 08/29/2016 on Duiffeysag Ofucr Iriryexto 0
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#313 - True. Though in my situation I was working, and there's only a…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2016 on Japanon is upset with... 0
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#314 - donatelo (08/25/2016) [-]
Good point, plus picking up girls on the job is sometimes risky. Good luck chasing the Asian dream bro.
#311 - I'm jealous. And yeah, I've always been kind of a pussy when i…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/25/2016 on Japanon is upset with... 0
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#312 - donatelo (08/25/2016) [-]
oh i know what you mean. A wing man will alleviate that problem instantly...jsut get a buddy and make it inclusive between the 4
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#313 - ZenMacros (08/25/2016) [-]
True. Though in my situation I was working, and there's only a few of us, so I couldn't just go "hey man, come help me snag this qt azn grill right quick."
Oh well, it won't be the last chance I get, especially if I move back up north.
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#314 - donatelo (08/25/2016) [-]
Good point, plus picking up girls on the job is sometimes risky. Good luck chasing the Asian dream bro.
#309 - This is true. Though it doesn't help that I live in Florida wh…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/25/2016 on Japanon is upset with... 0
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#310 - donatelo (08/25/2016) [-]
ughh dude you are missing out...im from the west coast and places like San Jose and San Francisco are DRIPPING with Asian girls (japanese, chinese, korean etc etc..).

You gotta act quick on those man..especially since she is one of the few that show up, dudes are going to be attacking that like dogs.
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#311 - ZenMacros (08/25/2016) [-]
I'm jealous. And yeah, I've always been kind of a pussy when it comes to making a move. I feel like I would have, but I don't know what to do if she always has a friend hovering around her. Like 1 on 1 would go smoothly for me, but I'd get really nervous if there's another person right there watching me try to get somewhere with their friend.
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#312 - donatelo (08/25/2016) [-]
oh i know what you mean. A wing man will alleviate that problem instantly...jsut get a buddy and make it inclusive between the 4
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#313 - ZenMacros (08/25/2016) [-]
True. Though in my situation I was working, and there's only a few of us, so I couldn't just go "hey man, come help me snag this qt azn grill right quick."
Oh well, it won't be the last chance I get, especially if I move back up north.
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#314 - donatelo (08/25/2016) [-]
Good point, plus picking up girls on the job is sometimes risky. Good luck chasing the Asian dream bro.
#220 - >tfw not white or asian and have severe yellow fever  [+] (7 new replies) 08/25/2016 on Japanon is upset with... 0
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#307 - donatelo (08/25/2016) [-]
You still have a chance, but it wont be as easy as if you were white or asian.
#309 - ZenMacros (08/25/2016) [-]
This is true. Though it doesn't help that I live in Florida which has very few Asians (at least the area I live in does). I just got back from NJ yesterday. My friend and I took two consecutive trips to New York and seeing all the cute Asian girls all over the place just made me sad.

I still hate myself for that one time a few months ago when a really cute Asian girl who was possibly originally from somewhere in Asia came in to my job (a bar/night club). She seemed pretty shy, especially compared to a few of the other girls she was with. I really wanted to talk to her but pussied out. She hasn't come back since. pic related
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#310 - donatelo (08/25/2016) [-]
ughh dude you are missing out...im from the west coast and places like San Jose and San Francisco are DRIPPING with Asian girls (japanese, chinese, korean etc etc..).

You gotta act quick on those man..especially since she is one of the few that show up, dudes are going to be attacking that like dogs.
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#311 - ZenMacros (08/25/2016) [-]
I'm jealous. And yeah, I've always been kind of a pussy when it comes to making a move. I feel like I would have, but I don't know what to do if she always has a friend hovering around her. Like 1 on 1 would go smoothly for me, but I'd get really nervous if there's another person right there watching me try to get somewhere with their friend.
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#312 - donatelo (08/25/2016) [-]
oh i know what you mean. A wing man will alleviate that problem instantly...jsut get a buddy and make it inclusive between the 4
User avatar
#313 - ZenMacros (08/25/2016) [-]
True. Though in my situation I was working, and there's only a few of us, so I couldn't just go "hey man, come help me snag this qt azn grill right quick."
Oh well, it won't be the last chance I get, especially if I move back up north.
User avatar
#314 - donatelo (08/25/2016) [-]
Good point, plus picking up girls on the job is sometimes risky. Good luck chasing the Asian dream bro.
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#44 - Nah, the second to last one is gorgeous. 08/13/2016 on Roast me drawings +3
#159 - Yeah, if you want a good PC you should ask his dad. That guy i… 08/13/2016 on NO MAN'S SKY 0

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