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#144 - That's a pretty accurate description. It helped a fuckton n Se… 07/28/2014 on Regular Souls 0
#88 - Only Lightning weapon I had was the Lightning Spear that I got…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2014 on Regular Souls 0
User avatar #143 - trisketthebiskit (07/28/2014) [-]
the lightning spear is sort of a later game drake sword its good for a bit then is totally useless
User avatar #144 - ZenMacros (07/28/2014) [-]
That's a pretty accurate description. It helped a fuckton n Sen's Fortress and with some other faster enemies, but after a while it just didn't cut it anymore.
#86 - I was stuck on them for a few days. Only summoned Solaire once…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/27/2014 on Regular Souls 0
User avatar #87 - trisketthebiskit (07/27/2014) [-]
i think smough is weak to lightning as much as it doesnt make sense which is convenient for new players who probably made a lightning weapon by then at the giant blacksmith
#141 - cptantilles (07/27/2014) [-]
Im running lightning spear +5 and a mix of stone armour and antiquated dress which gives me decent lightning resist. I have fireballs for ornstein but super smough keeps getting the stupid hammer charge uppercut crap onto me.
User avatar #88 - ZenMacros (07/27/2014) [-]
Only Lightning weapon I had was the Lightning Spear that I got from the mimic in Sen's Fortress. It had a lot of good use, but it was useless in boss fights. Even against Smough it did fuck all damage.
User avatar #143 - trisketthebiskit (07/28/2014) [-]
the lightning spear is sort of a later game drake sword its good for a bit then is totally useless
User avatar #144 - ZenMacros (07/28/2014) [-]
That's a pretty accurate description. It helped a fuckton n Sen's Fortress and with some other faster enemies, but after a while it just didn't cut it anymore.
#81 - I think my problem with Super Ornstein was that I always got c…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/27/2014 on Regular Souls 0
User avatar #84 - trisketthebiskit (07/27/2014) [-]
they were just a pain in the ass to handle at once but i mean if people really get stuck there are pron hella summon signs
User avatar #86 - ZenMacros (07/27/2014) [-]
I was stuck on them for a few days. Only summoned Solaire once I believe, and that was like my first encounter. Wasn't familiar with Ornstein's moves, so I got rekt. After that I was on my own. Once I read about Ornstein's fire weakness, I decided to kill him off with pyromancy and do the same thing I had been doing the whole time against SS.
User avatar #87 - trisketthebiskit (07/27/2014) [-]
i think smough is weak to lightning as much as it doesnt make sense which is convenient for new players who probably made a lightning weapon by then at the giant blacksmith
#141 - cptantilles (07/27/2014) [-]
Im running lightning spear +5 and a mix of stone armour and antiquated dress which gives me decent lightning resist. I have fireballs for ornstein but super smough keeps getting the stupid hammer charge uppercut crap onto me.
User avatar #88 - ZenMacros (07/27/2014) [-]
Only Lightning weapon I had was the Lightning Spear that I got from the mimic in Sen's Fortress. It had a lot of good use, but it was useless in boss fights. Even against Smough it did fuck all damage.
User avatar #143 - trisketthebiskit (07/28/2014) [-]
the lightning spear is sort of a later game drake sword its good for a bit then is totally useless
User avatar #144 - ZenMacros (07/28/2014) [-]
That's a pretty accurate description. It helped a fuckton n Sen's Fortress and with some other faster enemies, but after a while it just didn't cut it anymore.
#69 - If you don't care which order you kill them in, then kill Orns…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/27/2014 on Regular Souls +3
User avatar #80 - trisketthebiskit (07/27/2014) [-]
i feel super Orenstein is easier to kill. if you stay close to him no attack he has will hit you besides his lightning stab and back away for butt slam then lame it out in wait for opportunities
User avatar #81 - ZenMacros (07/27/2014) [-]
I think my problem with Super Ornstein was that I always got cocky with how many times I can attack each opportunity. Couple that with the fact that I was using the slow as fuck Black Knight Sword and I just couldn't win. Super Smough, on the other hand, was cake for me.
User avatar #84 - trisketthebiskit (07/27/2014) [-]
they were just a pain in the ass to handle at once but i mean if people really get stuck there are pron hella summon signs
User avatar #86 - ZenMacros (07/27/2014) [-]
I was stuck on them for a few days. Only summoned Solaire once I believe, and that was like my first encounter. Wasn't familiar with Ornstein's moves, so I got rekt. After that I was on my own. Once I read about Ornstein's fire weakness, I decided to kill him off with pyromancy and do the same thing I had been doing the whole time against SS.
User avatar #87 - trisketthebiskit (07/27/2014) [-]
i think smough is weak to lightning as much as it doesnt make sense which is convenient for new players who probably made a lightning weapon by then at the giant blacksmith
#141 - cptantilles (07/27/2014) [-]
Im running lightning spear +5 and a mix of stone armour and antiquated dress which gives me decent lightning resist. I have fireballs for ornstein but super smough keeps getting the stupid hammer charge uppercut crap onto me.
User avatar #88 - ZenMacros (07/27/2014) [-]
Only Lightning weapon I had was the Lightning Spear that I got from the mimic in Sen's Fortress. It had a lot of good use, but it was useless in boss fights. Even against Smough it did fuck all damage.
User avatar #143 - trisketthebiskit (07/28/2014) [-]
the lightning spear is sort of a later game drake sword its good for a bit then is totally useless
User avatar #144 - ZenMacros (07/28/2014) [-]
That's a pretty accurate description. It helped a fuckton n Sen's Fortress and with some other faster enemies, but after a while it just didn't cut it anymore.
#41 - I thought the first season was good. It just went downhill after that. 07/26/2014 on charlie day everybody -1
#145 - "Player 2.5" 07/26/2014 on shit just got real +6
#174 - The short thing was in her bio, so I assumed he messaged her t… 07/24/2014 on Whut +4
#193 - Ahh yes, I get what you're saying. All those times where the f… 07/22/2014 on The Adventures of Solaire... 0
#150 - >implying DaS sucks just because DeS is apparently better (…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2014 on The Adventures of Solaire... 0
User avatar #152 - gorilladinn (07/21/2014) [-]
Sorry, I was only thinking of the 2 Dark soulss's's's
DeS ran fine for the most part
It's just that das1 ran terribly
User avatar #193 - ZenMacros (07/22/2014) [-]
Ahh yes, I get what you're saying. All those times where the framerate would suddenly drop were annoying.

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User avatar #75 to #74 - ZenMacros ONLINE (02/21/2013) [-]
It'd be easier to just give you a link instead of explaining lol.

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User avatar #70 - ZakisBak (08/12/2012) [-]
what trade request did u accept of mine?
User avatar #71 to #70 - ZenMacros ONLINE (08/12/2012) [-]
If you're not the one who traded me the Crown Banner, then it was just some meaningless thing, can't even remember what it was.
User avatar #67 - foolycoolyy (06/22/2012) [-]
to answer your question on lustads content; yes
#65 - finnjevel (04/28/2012) [-]






...nigger.
#66 to #67 - ZenMacros ONLINE (04/28/2012) [-]
Thanks broski
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User avatar #41 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
hahah oh
User avatar #42 to #42 - ZenMacros ONLINE (11/11/2011) [-]
Just had to since you're a Jersey girl just like me haha, wait....
User avatar #43 to #43 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
haha you're a Jersey girl? never would've guessed.
User avatar #44 to #44 - ZenMacros ONLINE (11/11/2011) [-]
Yes, I am. Whatchu gonna do about it?
User avatar #45 to #45 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
loll. where in jersey are you from?
User avatar #46 to #46 - ZenMacros ONLINE (11/11/2011) [-]
Central Jersey, Bordentown. You?
User avatar #47 to #47 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
i live a little more north i believe. like an hour away.
User avatar #48 to #48 - ZenMacros ONLINE (11/11/2011) [-]
I used to live in North Jersey, I lived in Paterson for like a year and a half.
User avatar #49 to #49 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
oh cool, yeah that's like a half hour away from me
User avatar #50 to #50 - ZenMacros ONLINE (11/11/2011) [-]
Sadly I don't live in NJ anymore. I like Florida, but I wanna go back home :(
User avatar #51 to #51 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
aw. are you in college?
User avatar #52 to #52 - ZenMacros ONLINE (11/11/2011) [-]
Yeah, that's mainly why I'm down here. I wanted to go to William Paterson University in Wayne, but I couldn't afford it or take out a loan that big, so I'm here with my grandparents. The school I'm going to is good, but I'd much rather be at WPU.
User avatar #53 to #53 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
yeah, college is so damn expensive. where do you go now?
User avatar #54 to #54 - ZenMacros ONLINE (11/11/2011) [-]
Keiser University. I'm studying forensics, but I really wanted to go to WPU and do a program that had basically everything for entertainment, whether you wanted to be on or offscreen. Are you going to school?
User avatar #55 to #55 - lindsaaay (11/11/2011) [-]
i'm still in high school /: haha
User avatar #56 to #56 - ZenMacros ONLINE (11/11/2011) [-]
Wait, how old are you?
User avatar #57 to #57 - lindsaaay (11/12/2011) [-]
17. but you can't have an account until you're 18 so i just said i was 18.
User avatar #58 to #58 - ZenMacros ONLINE (11/12/2011) [-]
Oh okay, I gotcha. You plan on going to college?
User avatar #59 to #59 - lindsaaay (11/12/2011) [-]
yup. i actually visited UDel today.
User avatar #60 to #60 - ZenMacros ONLINE (11/12/2011) [-]
Where's that at?
User avatar #61 to #61 - lindsaaay (11/12/2011) [-]
UDel is University of Delaware.
User avatar #40 - jingleforth ONLINE (10/17/2011) [-]
Negro, Let me mold yo nigga azz.

One Piece sucks DICK for the first 30ish episodes. Almost everybody agrees. Please, Start at the GrandLine arc. There's all kinds of funny shit, I can explain some to you if you like.
User avatar #39 - lordheckler (09/18/2011) [-]
Done, Almost all your stuff are thumbed up!

Have a nice day sir!
#38 - mehehe (09/18/2011) [-]
Yo...Colonel Mehehe reporting from the bron­y program... currently running through your posts thumbing up everything..

may you have a awesome day buddy...

And btw your latest post was actually pretty funny...
#37 - diamondminer (09/18/2011) [-]
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#33 - mangioluingi (09/18/2011) [-]
hello friend

I just wanna let you know that you are a pretty cool guy
User avatar #32 - brometheus (09/18/2011) [-]
thumbed you up, sincerely ponysexuals
#31 - plataeiou (09/18/2011) [-]
Have a dashie pic!
User avatar #30 - yourbestfriend (09/18/2011) [-]
Hey, just here letting you know all of us ponysexuals love you.
#29 - mazzyrazzy (09/18/2011) [-]
Hey :) You've been choosen randomly to receive the benefit of a new b.rony program, Helping Hooves, a program where a few of us pick a user at random and thumb up all their content and comments.
#36 to #29 - ZenMacros ONLINE (09/18/2011) [-]
Wooooooooooooooooo
#27 - killerzombie (09/17/2011) [-]
**killerzombie rolled user schaeferboi **
You have been murdered.
Kill the user rolled above by posting this on their page, and you will get your soul back and revive.
#26 - bassagent (08/28/2011) [-]
why did you repost my comment?
#24 - torkarta (07/28/2011) [-]
just gonna leave this here for you.
heard your into her. dont feel bad i am too lol
User avatar #25 to #24 - ZenMacros ONLINE (07/29/2011) [-]
Haha thanks. I'm not really into hentai anymore, but I do get into it form time to time.
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