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#919 - You're confusing that with what happened with Edge the previou… 20 hours ago on ZenMacros's profile 0
#917 - "DUCT TAPE?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!" >a sho…  [+] (2 new replies) 20 hours ago on ZenMacros's profile 0
User avatar #918 - murrlogic (20 hours ago) [-]
Batista lost the World Heavyweight Elimination Chamber match

John Cena won the WWE Elimination Chamber match and within the last 10 minutes of the PPV Vince McMahon came out and made a singles match between Batista and Cena

Why? This never got explained. In fact that was the last time we saw Vince on TV until after his feud with Bret Hart
User avatar #919 - ZenMacros (20 hours ago) [-]
You're confusing that with what happened with Edge the previous year where he lost the WWE title in the first like five minutes of the chamber, then stole Kofi's spot in the WHC chamber and won.

Batista never won the WHC after turning heel, and he didn't even show up on that PPV until Vince brought him out to kill Cena. Taker was WHC and lost the title to Jericho in the chamber.
I vividly remember all of this because 2009 was my first year watching wrestling on a regular basis.
#915 - Heeltista was the **** though, especially in 2010…  [+] (4 new replies) 20 hours ago on ZenMacros's profile 0
User avatar #916 - murrlogic (20 hours ago) [-]
>Batista won the WWE Championship in a shoot
>Census kicked his ass 3 times on a total of 3 different PPV's then sent him packing in a wheel chair
User avatar #917 - ZenMacros (20 hours ago) [-]
"DUCT TAPE?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!"

>a shoot
wat
User avatar #918 - murrlogic (20 hours ago) [-]
Batista lost the World Heavyweight Elimination Chamber match

John Cena won the WWE Elimination Chamber match and within the last 10 minutes of the PPV Vince McMahon came out and made a singles match between Batista and Cena

Why? This never got explained. In fact that was the last time we saw Vince on TV until after his feud with Bret Hart
User avatar #919 - ZenMacros (20 hours ago) [-]
You're confusing that with what happened with Edge the previous year where he lost the WWE title in the first like five minutes of the chamber, then stole Kofi's spot in the WHC chamber and won.

Batista never won the WHC after turning heel, and he didn't even show up on that PPV until Vince brought him out to kill Cena. Taker was WHC and lost the title to Jericho in the chamber.
I vividly remember all of this because 2009 was my first year watching wrestling on a regular basis.
#913 - Vince wants so badly for him to have the charisma and mic skil…  [+] (6 new replies) 20 hours ago on ZenMacros's profile 0
User avatar #914 - murrlogic (20 hours ago) [-]
Batista was over as fuck from 05-08

09 his heat died a lot. Then 2010 to his return in 2014 fucking negative reaction all around

Its like Jericho trying to be relevant in modern day 2015 Raw
User avatar #915 - ZenMacros (20 hours ago) [-]
Heeltista was the shit though, especially in 2010.
"All you're good for is kissing babies and hugging fat girls."
"WHERE'S MY SPOTLIGHT?"
User avatar #916 - murrlogic (20 hours ago) [-]
>Batista won the WWE Championship in a shoot
>Census kicked his ass 3 times on a total of 3 different PPV's then sent him packing in a wheel chair
User avatar #917 - ZenMacros (20 hours ago) [-]
"DUCT TAPE?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!"

>a shoot
wat
User avatar #918 - murrlogic (20 hours ago) [-]
Batista lost the World Heavyweight Elimination Chamber match

John Cena won the WWE Elimination Chamber match and within the last 10 minutes of the PPV Vince McMahon came out and made a singles match between Batista and Cena

Why? This never got explained. In fact that was the last time we saw Vince on TV until after his feud with Bret Hart
User avatar #919 - ZenMacros (20 hours ago) [-]
You're confusing that with what happened with Edge the previous year where he lost the WWE title in the first like five minutes of the chamber, then stole Kofi's spot in the WHC chamber and won.

Batista never won the WHC after turning heel, and he didn't even show up on that PPV until Vince brought him out to kill Cena. Taker was WHC and lost the title to Jericho in the chamber.
I vividly remember all of this because 2009 was my first year watching wrestling on a regular basis.
#911 - I love how WWE still doesn't know what they want him to be. Is…  [+] (8 new replies) 21 hours ago on ZenMacros's profile 0
User avatar #912 - murrlogic (21 hours ago) [-]
Vince wants to make him a Hybrid of Goldburg and The Rock

Jesus no. Roman is like Batista from 2004 or 2014
User avatar #913 - ZenMacros (20 hours ago) [-]
Vince wants so badly for him to have the charisma and mic skills of Rocky and the intensity of Goldberg, but he instead has all the negative aspects of facetista. And he's gonna be a permanent main eventer from now on. Fuck.
User avatar #914 - murrlogic (20 hours ago) [-]
Batista was over as fuck from 05-08

09 his heat died a lot. Then 2010 to his return in 2014 fucking negative reaction all around

Its like Jericho trying to be relevant in modern day 2015 Raw
User avatar #915 - ZenMacros (20 hours ago) [-]
Heeltista was the shit though, especially in 2010.
"All you're good for is kissing babies and hugging fat girls."
"WHERE'S MY SPOTLIGHT?"
User avatar #916 - murrlogic (20 hours ago) [-]
>Batista won the WWE Championship in a shoot
>Census kicked his ass 3 times on a total of 3 different PPV's then sent him packing in a wheel chair
User avatar #917 - ZenMacros (20 hours ago) [-]
"DUCT TAPE?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!"

>a shoot
wat
User avatar #918 - murrlogic (20 hours ago) [-]
Batista lost the World Heavyweight Elimination Chamber match

John Cena won the WWE Elimination Chamber match and within the last 10 minutes of the PPV Vince McMahon came out and made a singles match between Batista and Cena

Why? This never got explained. In fact that was the last time we saw Vince on TV until after his feud with Bret Hart
User avatar #919 - ZenMacros (20 hours ago) [-]
You're confusing that with what happened with Edge the previous year where he lost the WWE title in the first like five minutes of the chamber, then stole Kofi's spot in the WHC chamber and won.

Batista never won the WHC after turning heel, and he didn't even show up on that PPV until Vince brought him out to kill Cena. Taker was WHC and lost the title to Jericho in the chamber.
I vividly remember all of this because 2009 was my first year watching wrestling on a regular basis.
#909 - I guess they didn't get the memo. >that awful Rei… 21 hours ago on ZenMacros's profile 0
#907 - >dat massive pop for AJ >"CM PUNK" is appa…  [+] (2 new replies) 21 hours ago on ZenMacros's profile 0
User avatar #908 - murrlogic (21 hours ago) [-]
Didn't Punk shoot about this

>You dipshits chant my name when the segment is boring don't chant my name when my wife is on screen
User avatar #909 - ZenMacros (21 hours ago) [-]
I guess they didn't get the memo.

>that awful Reigns promo in the beginning tho

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User avatar #890 - murrlogic ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
That was a ******* excellent Raw

Ya boy wrestled against Luke Harper. It was during the 3rd hour so it explains why it was so short

There is gonna be an 10 Man Ladder Match at Wrestlemania for the Intercontinental Championship

Ryback vs Luke Harper vs Erick Rowan vs Dolph Ziggler vs R-Truth vs Dean Ambrose vs Wade Barrett vs Daniel Bryan vs Sin Cara vs Curtis Axel
User avatar #891 to #890 - ZenMacros (21 hours ago) [-]
That was a great RAW tonight indeed. I hate that they're jobbing out the champ, but the direction they're taking the angle is actually really fun to watch. They're actually pretty dumb for doing that because never in a million years will Ramen be able to live up to that ladder match.

And how do you know it's 10 man? Was that confirmed somewhere, or are you just speculating?
User avatar #910 to #891 - murrlogic ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
Its like a running tradition Reigns stutters the ***** out of his promos

Remember Matt Morgan? He'd do that to.
User avatar #911 to #910 - ZenMacros (21 hours ago) [-]
I love how WWE still doesn't know what they want him to be. Is he the silent badass or is he the cool jokester? Seriously, seeing him come out with a big Bo Dallas grin on his face, telling Rollins he came out just to hear the crowd tell him he sucks was just stupid and didn't fit his character at all.
User avatar #912 to #911 - murrlogic ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
Vince wants to make him a Hybrid of Goldburg and The Rock

Jesus no. Roman is like Batista from 2004 or 2014
User avatar #913 to #912 - ZenMacros (20 hours ago) [-]
Vince wants so badly for him to have the charisma and mic skills of Rocky and the intensity of Goldberg, but he instead has all the negative aspects of facetista. And he's gonna be a permanent main eventer from now on. **** .
User avatar #914 to #913 - murrlogic ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
Batista was over as **** from 05-08

09 his heat died a lot. Then 2010 to his return in 2014 ******* negative reaction all around

Its like Jericho trying to be relevant in modern day 2015 Raw
User avatar #915 to #914 - ZenMacros (20 hours ago) [-]
Heeltista was the **** though, especially in 2010.
"All you're good for is kissing babies and hugging fat girls."
"WHERE'S MY SPOTLIGHT?"
User avatar #916 to #915 - murrlogic ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
>Batista won the WWE Championship in a shoot
>Census kicked his ass 3 times on a total of 3 different PPV's then sent him packing in a wheel chair
User avatar #917 to #916 - ZenMacros (20 hours ago) [-]
"DUCT TAPE?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!"

>a shoot
wat
User avatar #918 to #917 - murrlogic ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
Batista lost the World Heavyweight Elimination Chamber match

John Cena won the WWE Elimination Chamber match and within the last 10 minutes of the PPV Vince McMahon came out and made a singles match between Batista and Cena

Why? This never got explained. In fact that was the last time we saw Vince on TV until after his feud with Bret Hart
User avatar #919 to #918 - ZenMacros (20 hours ago) [-]
You're confusing that with what happened with Edge the previous year where he lost the WWE title in the first like five minutes of the chamber, then stole Kofi's spot in the WHC chamber and won.

Batista never won the WHC after turning heel, and he didn't even show up on that PPV until Vince brought him out to kill Cena. Taker was WHC and lost the title to Jericho in the chamber.
I vividly remember all of this because 2009 was my first year watching wrestling on a regular basis.
User avatar #902 to #891 - murrlogic ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
Heyman would love to manage Ronda Rousey from UFC but she doesn't need a manager and UFC doesn't really want someone like Heyman around.
User avatar #903 to #902 - ZenMacros (21 hours ago) [-]
>UFC doesn't really want someone like Heyman around
Their ******* loss. Heyman would hype the everloving **** out of main events.
User avatar #904 to #903 - murrlogic ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
Couple of reasons

A- being a manager to UFC star is redundant unless you're a flunky nobody

B- Dana is the Vince of his own organization only less senile but just as Carny and Heyman KNOWS how to get more money off him.
User avatar #905 to #904 - ZenMacros (21 hours ago) [-]
True, plus there isn't really much of an opportunity to cut a "promo" on the shows anyway.
User avatar #906 to #905 - murrlogic ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
That's what press conferences are for

WWE cuts press conferences but not to the seriousness UFC cuts them. Dirtsheets spoil the outcome. That's why WWE does more podcasts instead
User avatar #907 to #906 - ZenMacros (21 hours ago) [-]
>dat massive pop for AJ
>"CM PUNK" is apparently the new AJ chant
That "fight" when she got into the ring was abysmal, though.
User avatar #908 to #907 - murrlogic ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
Didn't Punk shoot about this

>You ******** chant my name when the segment is boring don't chant my name when my wife is on screen
User avatar #909 to #908 - ZenMacros (21 hours ago) [-]
I guess they didn't get the memo.

>that awful Reigns promo in the beginning tho
User avatar #892 to #891 - murrlogic ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
Vince's lazy booking that may or may not turn out to be a gem wedged between a pile of **** .

Vince wants a MitB esque match for the Intercontinental Championship. All 10 of these men are in the Battle Royale as well so its no skin off their nose they win a constellation prize
User avatar #893 to #892 - ZenMacros (21 hours ago) [-]
That's weird. Don't tell me they're gonna waste Sheamus' return match on the ******* battle royal.
User avatar #894 to #893 - murrlogic ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
Better a Mania payday then to return after Mania with no reaction

I mean its just Sheamus.
User avatar #895 to #894 - ZenMacros (21 hours ago) [-]
Turn him heel and he becomes more than "just Sheamus."

>tfw Jon Stewart is actually a good promo guy
>tfw they teased him coming to WWE
>tfw it will never happen
I never thought I'd want it, but after tonight I'm sad we're not getting it.
User avatar #896 to #895 - murrlogic ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
>Jon Stewart out promoed Seth Rollins, Jhon Census, and Roman Reigns tonight

>Paul Heyman became ******* god in less than 5 minutes
User avatar #897 to #896 - ZenMacros (21 hours ago) [-]
I ******* came during that Heyman promo. What the hell is he gonna do when Bork is gone?
User avatar #898 to #897 - murrlogic ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
Probably go back to his house. If he still wants to have a WWE contract he can hang around Full Sail and probably try to get a gig as Itami or Owens manager

I know Heyman has a massive jewish hard on for Sami Zayn saying he reminds him of a less **** version of Sabu
User avatar #899 to #898 - ZenMacros (21 hours ago) [-]
>Heyman will no longer have a Bork to manage
>Heyman will have no reason to be on TV anymore
>Heyman will never be a permanent booker for Raw and Smackdown
Why even have him.
User avatar #900 to #899 - murrlogic ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
I mean they can try giving him something else but I highly doubt it'll work since the McMahon's don't let Heyman write his own scripts.
User avatar #901 to #900 - ZenMacros (21 hours ago) [-]
They need to make him manage someone, but not book them like **** afterwards. Cesaro could've been a great Heyman guy, but not only was it at the wrong time, they just royally ****** it up in favor of Ramen.
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