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Zaxplab

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:11/09/2010
Last Login:3/05/2015
Location:Murica
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Content Ranking:#3886
Comment Ranking:#79
Highest Content Rank:#1412
Highest Comment Rank:#80
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Times Content Favorited:330 times
Total Comments Made:9431
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#17 - I wouldn't think so. If Walmart is for the lower-middle class,… 02/19/2015 on My new pick up line 0
#68 - Where the **** did you work that you got insta-fi…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/19/2015 on I feel save here +4
User avatar #82 - badsamaritan (02/19/2015) [-]
Idk I said Merry Christmas at a job interview and the man interviewing me got pissed off.
#364 - anonexplains (02/19/2015) [-]
wonder whose getting pissed. none of the minorities i know care at all.espically since boxing day is around the corner....aka our christmas
User avatar #366 - badsamaritan (02/19/2015) [-]
Old white dude with one of those Horse shoe bald ponytails
#62 - Stopped reading after the first sentence. Who is trying to mak…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/19/2015 on I feel save here +13
#179 - edgeworthy (02/19/2015) [-]
It happened in Austria. We aren't allowed to celebrate the 6th of december, because muslim children got scared of the "nicolaus".

Wecan do whatever we want at home, but cheerful events in kindergardenand schools are prohibited, except it's a private school.
#221 - anonexplains (02/19/2015) [-]
In France, the leftists and right wings were trying to prohibit nativity scenes in public areas.
#222 - edgeworthy (02/19/2015) [-]
What the hell...?
User avatar #64 - avatardsucks (02/19/2015) [-]
i almost got fired at my first job for saying merry christmas, and when i was in university i was accused of having "christian privilege" for celebrating christmas, a european holiday in a country where most people are of european descent... but if i went to saudi arabia and demanded that stores stop promoting ramadan because it goes against my beliefs, then i could start getting stoned(not the good way)
#121 - electronicbacon (02/19/2015) [-]
Does your university by chance have Women's Studies? If so, then there's why you got accused of having "Christian privilege".
#72 - skir (02/19/2015) [-]
User avatar #73 - avatardsucks (02/19/2015) [-]
k.
User avatar #68 - Zaxplab (02/19/2015) [-]
Where the fuck did you work that you got insta-fired without any further argument for saying Merry Christmas?

Also, of course you've been accused of having christian privilege on campus, because campus is a good place for hunting down whiny SJW cunts.

Also, yes Saudi Arabia is bullshit like that.
User avatar #82 - badsamaritan (02/19/2015) [-]
Idk I said Merry Christmas at a job interview and the man interviewing me got pissed off.
#364 - anonexplains (02/19/2015) [-]
wonder whose getting pissed. none of the minorities i know care at all.espically since boxing day is around the corner....aka our christmas
User avatar #366 - badsamaritan (02/19/2015) [-]
Old white dude with one of those Horse shoe bald ponytails
#3 - use... um... what's that, like rubber thing... you push a butt…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on It forgot +4
User avatar #6 - wutda (02/20/2015) [-]
condom
#22 - Well she's got the most clothes out of anybody 02/18/2015 on They see me rawlin 0
#21 - **Zaxplab used "*roll 1, 100-999*"** **Zaxplab rolls 807** …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/18/2015 on They see me rawlin 0
#23 - magicexplain (02/18/2015) [-]
tfw chemist instead of dancer
User avatar #22 - Zaxplab (02/18/2015) [-]
Well she's got the most clothes out of anybody
#3 - Oh.... so it's reversed.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/18/2015 on Robots fucking the system +85
User avatar #11 - mutzaki (02/19/2015) [-]
And here I was starting to think that maybe robots WON'T overtake humanity. Thanks, jerk.
User avatar #4 - elcajon (02/18/2015) [-]
Thanks for that, I was wondering why the left robot was being such a dick.
#31 - I'm sorry, I didn't realize that gays were going around gettin…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/18/2015 on Cringe adventures #4 +124
#195 - anonexplains (02/19/2015) [-]
12% of the U.S. population is black.
4% of the population is on welfare.
A third are black, a third are white
Approximately two thirds of blacks may be female
That totals to less than 1% of the entire population being black females on welfare
#364 - anonexplains (02/19/2015) [-]
"4% on welfare". Citation plz?
User avatar #199 - Zaxplab (02/19/2015) [-]
It also means that about 1/5 of people on welfare are black females.


Also, it's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
#4 - eh, it still works, no? 02/18/2015 on oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh +1
#79 - "black teetz" 02/18/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #37 +3
#7 - Well that's a new one. I've always been told by Europeans (and…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/18/2015 on 'Murican Cheese +4
User avatar #11 - brokentrucker (02/18/2015) [-]
Budweiser, and shit like that, is what they mean.
#35 - broale (02/19/2015) [-]
And they aren't wrong
User avatar #37 - broale (02/19/2015) [-]
I didn't mean to imply that Shiner was bad. I meant that it's much better than the other common beers.
#2 - or perhaps: 1: play video 2: right click video … 02/18/2015 on Guys... 0
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2015 on fruit ninja 0
#10 - chugwug (02/18/2015) [-]
Genuinely autistic.
#5 - Why have so many "Near death experience" tallies bee…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/18/2015 on chemistry class +51
#27 - sniperdawg (02/19/2015) [-]
buzzkillington reporting in.
In all honestly a student from a previous period probably went up when the teacher wasn't looking and tallied the Near Death Experience box to be funny.
#6 - willysbilly (02/18/2015) [-]
they became death experiences
#18 - reaty (02/19/2015) [-]
that fucking gif
#33 - Well... you got caught. So congratz, fantasy fulfilled. 02/18/2015 on Daddy +46
#1 - inb4 fedora photoshops.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2015 on This kid 0
User avatar #2 - glabellanutella (02/18/2015) [-]
You mean "Thug life" photoshops?
#6 - Where the **** even are her bones? Are they still… 02/18/2015 on Abomination 0
#2 - You mean to tell me that we don't have good chocolate, cheese,…  [+] (19 new replies) 02/18/2015 on 'Murican Cheese +9
User avatar #6 - sodapops (02/18/2015) [-]
Your beer is geting so fucking good, man. I'd pay so much to get a sip of the fabled Alchemist Heady Topper. Sierra Nevada and Brooklyn make god-tier stuff too. And all those small craft breweries, my dream is to tour USA for like a year sampling beer and doing redneck stuff. (I have a couple of friends in Texas. Rednecky enough.)

Dunno about the other stuff. American wine is so expensive so they don't really sell it here. And I hear you put too much sugar in everything.
User avatar #7 - Zaxplab (02/18/2015) [-]
Well that's a new one. I've always been told by Europeans (and I'm only assuming that you're from Europe) that American beer tastes all watered down and nasty.

But yeah, I've also been told that our bread is extremely sweet and sugary.
User avatar #11 - brokentrucker (02/18/2015) [-]
Budweiser, and shit like that, is what they mean.
#35 - broale (02/19/2015) [-]
And they aren't wrong
User avatar #37 - broale (02/19/2015) [-]
I didn't mean to imply that Shiner was bad. I meant that it's much better than the other common beers.
#3 - anonexplains (02/18/2015) [-]
As far as cheese goes..Europe wins... Without question
Swiss, Gouda, Bleu, Manchego...
Theres nothing like them in the usa
User avatar #29 - wellimnotsure (02/19/2015) [-]
No?
User avatar #26 - damping (02/18/2015) [-]
Wisconsin Cheese is some of the best in the World.
#19 - viralkamina (02/18/2015) [-]
i love gouda so much. I would call my first child gouda but i am afraid it will fail at life and that would bring bad feelings whenever i eat gouda.
User avatar #17 - Haruhi (02/18/2015) [-]
Actually there is... And there's a huge cheese industry that's very successful in the united states... California wine is also starting to overtake French wine.
User avatar #31 - samthediv (02/19/2015) [-]
In sales, maybe
In actual taste?
Ive yet to have an American wine that Ive enjoyed more than a French one.
Not that I know jack shit about wine
User avatar #38 - Haruhi (02/19/2015) [-]
I took a wine class in culinary school. California wine is on par with french wine
#33 - anonexplains (02/19/2015) [-]
Yeah you don't so maybe you shouldn't be commenting.
User avatar #9 - wotterpatch (02/18/2015) [-]
inb4 someone mentions Hershey chocolate

my shit tastes just as good as that stuff
User avatar #14 - madzombiie (02/18/2015) [-]
what kind of savage eats their own shit?
User avatar #16 - wotterpatch (02/18/2015) [-]
didn't i make it clear i'm american?
#39 - anonexplains (02/19/2015) [-]
This makes me feel like you're European.
User avatar #41 - wotterpatch (02/19/2015) [-]
I actually am american


New jersey pride, I <3 heroin and fat governors
#8 - recoveryone (02/18/2015) [-]
There's a lot of holes in your argument.
#2 - Completely unrelated.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2015 on YMCA 0
#3 - Alchemyst (02/18/2015) [-]
#2 - oh god dat zipper 02/18/2015 on Low Budget Man's gurl 0
#96 - top 3 stickies 02/18/2015 on Top 3 Sticky Ideas Chosen... 0
#1 - Didn't an FJ user create the "Forever Alone" one?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/18/2015 on Lets show em wrong guys 0
User avatar #9 - bloodeyes (02/18/2015) [-]
and the owner of grumpy cat is an FJ'er
#5 - pumkinz (02/18/2015) [-]
We made this apparently (which is ironic seeing both these articles came from the same sire)
User avatar #2 - yunogasaii (02/18/2015) [-]
No, we created the "so hardcore" (which is the forever alone face but upside down I think)
#1733 - All those Neo-nazis are the same. Defending Hitler while crying. 02/17/2015 on Top 3 favorite FJers? +1
#32 - Has someone gotten upset with Polandball? 02/17/2015 on (untitled) 0
#98 - Good lord, man. No one's attacking you as a person, nor are th…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2015 on A film that was well worth it. 0
#106 - flnonymousseven (02/17/2015) [-]
no no I didn't feel attacked... I just... felt bad. the thing was, the scene was so awesome. the whole tone was like, "yeah fuck these guys". objectively, it was really kick ass. but somewhere deep down, it kinda hurt... if it had been muslims in a mosque, or even a black congregation, the media would've lost their shit.

but now I can't help but feel like a whiny faggot even talking about it. I'm not mad, I'm not going to demand they change the move or cry for a Boycot. I liked the movie. and would recommend it. It just...

I dunno, it feels bad man... a little at least.

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User avatar #289 - Zaxplab ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
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#282 - userexposer (11/12/2014) [-]
From a friend.
User avatar #283 to #282 - Zaxplab ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
You'll be limp one day too, young man.
#286 to #283 - fulgrimventris ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
"My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard..."
#287 to #286 - Zaxplab ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
oh lord those titties
oh lord those titties
User avatar #285 to #283 - fulgrimventris ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
i had nothing to do with this.
#271 - miia ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
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#274 to #273 - Zaxplab ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
I really should play minecraft again. Shame people mostly think it's for autists and young kids now ): I remember when it was the hottest 						****					 on FJ
I really should play minecraft again. Shame people mostly think it's for autists and young kids now ): I remember when it was the hottest **** on FJ
#275 to #274 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
i just cant find it fun anymore after building a shelter
i just cant find it fun anymore after building a shelter
#276 to #275 - Zaxplab ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
I find it fun with little mods. Building a shelter, gathering ocelots/wolves, then playing with some mods.

I would recommend Clay Soldiers. ****** so much fun
#277 to #276 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
i would recommend neko girls
#278 to #277 - Zaxplab ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
I would reccomend elf girls
User avatar #280 to #278 - miia ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
so are you going to shoot or what
User avatar #281 to #280 - Zaxplab ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
you asked for forgivness so it's cool.
#279 to #278 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
dont shoot me
User avatar #270 - krnboy (08/04/2014) [-]
hi, do you have sauce to the farangdingdong girl that you posted?
User avatar #268 - fistoftheaxis (07/24/2014) [-]
Umm, hi. Do you have the source to those Ahri gifs you posted in the Hentai board?
User avatar #269 to #268 - Zaxplab ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
Leage of Charms. I think they're made by Shadman, but not sure.
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