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Zaxplab

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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:11/09/2010
Last Login:7/26/2015
Location:Murica
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User avatar #398 - iliekcereal (07/08/2015) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by Zaxplab
just wanted to let you know a faggot named joshlol stole your ****

/So+this+happened/text/5607084/
User avatar #425 - lulzrebornforever (07/21/2015) [-]
everyone but you is contributing, you should thumb down too brother. the fire rises.
User avatar #426 to #425 - Zaxplab (07/21/2015) [-]
I dunno, this is an old account. I dont want it to get banned.
User avatar #428 to #426 - mvtjets (07/21/2015) [-]
DO IT
PULL THE TRIGGER
DESTROY ME
User avatar #427 to #426 - lulzrebornforever (07/21/2015) [-]
no one is going to ban you for thumbing down a person... especially when 5 others are doing it
User avatar #419 - syrianassassinsoul (07/20/2015) [-]
how is texas when you are a jew there?
#420 to #419 - Zaxplab (07/20/2015) [-]
You gotta feel the goyim. You gotta know the goyim. You gotta BE the goyim.



For real though most people here are pretty nice.
User avatar #421 to #420 - syrianassassinsoul (07/20/2015) [-]
and about the rednecks?
User avatar #422 to #421 - Zaxplab (07/20/2015) [-]
They're good. I haven't really BEEN jewish since I moved out of my parents house. Honestly, I get more **** only owning one gun.
User avatar #423 to #422 - syrianassassinsoul (07/20/2015) [-]
so you are israely or you hate that country?
User avatar #424 to #423 - Zaxplab (07/20/2015) [-]
Meh. I'd be pretty happy living and dying in desert-plains I'm in now, to be honest. Politically? I feel like we're putting too much effort and time in Israel. We'd be better off making reforms with Iran and Iraq.
User avatar #413 - lulzreborntwice (07/19/2015) [-]
wanna play CAH?
User avatar #414 to #413 - Zaxplab (07/19/2015) [-]
sure
User avatar #415 to #414 - lulzreborntwice (07/19/2015) [-]
I'll start it up now
User avatar #416 to #415 - Zaxplab (07/19/2015) [-]
lemme know when you got it
User avatar #417 to #416 - lulzreborntwice (07/19/2015) [-]
http://pyx-2.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=68
User avatar #418 to #417 - lulzreborntwice (07/19/2015) [-]
passowrd - heil
User avatar #411 - lulzreborntwice (07/19/2015) [-]
Can't wait to see my coin
User avatar #412 to #411 - Zaxplab (07/19/2015) [-]
paitent, now! It will come soon!
User avatar #409 - syrianassassinsoul (07/18/2015) [-]
want play CAH?

me and lulz and holyfool gonna plau
User avatar #405 - syrianassassinsoul (07/13/2015) [-]
i call for jihad
User avatar #406 to #405 - Zaxplab (07/13/2015) [-]
jihad jihad, are you in the house jihad?
User avatar #407 to #406 - syrianassassinsoul (07/13/2015) [-]
we are invading autism and almost took it to be for us

join the raid
#403 to #402 - Zaxplab (07/12/2015) [-]
**Zaxplab used "*roll picture*"**
**Zaxplab rolled image** THERE WILL BE MEMES!
User avatar #404 to #403 - caette (07/12/2015) [-]
yes
User avatar #396 - unforgivenfive (06/24/2015) [-]
Moshey I must converse with you in private are you available?
User avatar #397 to #396 - Zaxplab (06/24/2015) [-]
I got you in the instant messages
User avatar #383 - cognosceteipsum (06/23/2015) [-]
Join the uprising, join team Ben
#384 to #383 - Zaxplab (06/23/2015) [-]
The Order Awaits
User avatar #385 to #384 - cognosceteipsum (06/23/2015) [-]
If you have Skype, give it to me and Ben will make a group for it. Im serious. Commence the second golden age for the religion board!
User avatar #386 to #385 - Zaxplab (06/23/2015) [-]
By Ben, do you mean Binyamin?
#388 to #386 - holyfool (06/23/2015) [-]
I am the leader of this movement, my name is Ben.
#391 to #388 - Zaxplab (06/23/2015) [-]
holyfool? the leader of the rebellion?
#392 to #391 - holyfool (06/23/2015) [-]
Indeed, I will succeed and all who rally with me will have a place in my New World Order.
#393 to #392 - Zaxplab (06/23/2015) [-]
I have no idea what the 			****		 is going on right now. You're probably not going to be able to kick syrian out of his own board, if that's our aim here.
I have no idea what the **** is going on right now. You're probably not going to be able to kick syrian out of his own board, if that's our aim here.
#394 to #393 - holyfool (06/23/2015) [-]
My goals are much greater, I know the man personally and I have a plan that will most likely succeed.
If you do not trust me, trust cognosceteipsum
Further plans may be discussed on Skype.
User avatar #395 to #394 - Zaxplab (06/23/2015) [-]
Sure thing, m8. I'll get a skype sometime soon.
User avatar #387 to #386 - cognosceteipsum (06/23/2015) [-]
Who's that? Unforgivsn? No I mean holyfool
User avatar #389 to #387 - Zaxplab (06/23/2015) [-]
I'll try, but like I said, I Don't have a mic or a webcam.
User avatar #390 to #389 - cognosceteipsum (06/23/2015) [-]
Doesn't actually matter. We just need typing power
User avatar #375 - syrianassassinsoul (06/09/2015) [-]
juden

gib skype
User avatar #372 - cognosceteipsum (06/08/2015) [-]
Are you really 25
User avatar #373 to #372 - Zaxplab (06/09/2015) [-]
I just said that when I signed up. I was too young to have an account at the time.

I'm actually 20.
User avatar #376 to #373 - cognosceteipsum (06/09/2015) [-]
Are you a 95 or a 94 kid
User avatar #377 to #376 - Zaxplab (06/09/2015) [-]
August 1st, 1994. Why?
User avatar #378 to #377 - cognosceteipsum (06/09/2015) [-]
Curious. Gib Omar your Skype, we need a new member to the chat
User avatar #379 to #378 - Zaxplab (06/09/2015) [-]
I don't have a webcam or a mic on this pc. :[



User avatar #380 to #379 - cognosceteipsum (06/09/2015) [-]
Well we rarely actually voice chat.
User avatar #381 to #380 - Zaxplab (06/09/2015) [-]
Alright, I'll download skype sometime soon.
User avatar #374 to #373 - cognosceteipsum (06/09/2015) [-]
94 or 95
User avatar #367 - syrianassassinsoul (06/07/2015) [-]
holy fug man the game is addicting as **** !
User avatar #368 to #367 - Zaxplab (06/08/2015) [-]
What day did you get to? I've only been able to make it to day 15
User avatar #371 to #368 - syrianassassinsoul (06/08/2015) [-]
i think i ended up bu helping a secret group to break the wall and creating a new government
User avatar #352 - syrianassassinsoul (06/07/2015) [-]
ay juden
User avatar #353 to #352 - Zaxplab (06/07/2015) [-]
ay sandman
User avatar #355 to #354 - Zaxplab (06/07/2015) [-]
Havent slept in a couple days and I have to be at work in six hours. Other than that, the bills are paid and the fridge is full.


You?
User avatar #356 to #355 - syrianassassinsoul (06/07/2015) [-]
holy fug man you should sleep. or bad thing gonna happin.

im now living the dream. work, play, eat and sleep.
#357 to #356 - Zaxplab (06/07/2015) [-]
Nice. Now that finals are over, I've been looking for a second job so I can get my car paid off faster. I feel like I've just had enough time to browse FJ and play some Papers Please in between one thing or another.
User avatar #358 to #357 - syrianassassinsoul (06/07/2015) [-]
no dont work 2 jobs its not recommended i swear!!!

and wuts papers plz?
#359 to #358 - Zaxplab (06/07/2015) [-]
A game where you work a border checkpoint in a fictional communist country. You have to make enough money every day to pay bills and keep up with other expenses.

As threat levels and tension rise between your country and the surrounding areas, entry becomes more and more difficult and you have to work harder and harder to not mess up so you can keep your job.

Good story, surprisingly immersive if you're into that sort of thing.
User avatar #360 to #359 - syrianassassinsoul (06/07/2015) [-]
let me see if this rage quit me and turn me to some infidel after i loss...
#361 to #360 - Zaxplab (06/07/2015) [-]
It is frustrating every time you think you've done your job perfectly and you get a citation warning for allowing someone entrance and you shouldn't have.
User avatar #364 to #361 - syrianassassinsoul (06/07/2015) [-]
ANSWER ME DAMMIT
User avatar #363 to #361 - syrianassassinsoul (06/07/2015) [-]
U FUCING PIECE OF ****


HOW TO I INTEROGATE
User avatar #366 to #363 - Zaxplab (06/07/2015) [-]
oh, and you have to click the exclamation mark in the corner to bring up the options to do that
User avatar #365 to #363 - Zaxplab (06/07/2015) [-]
click on two conflicting pieces of info, and then on the microphone

If someone's not giving you a passport, click on "must have passport" in Rule Book and then on the table

If two documents have mismatched names, click on the names of each document

If someone looks different than their picture, click on the picture and them
User avatar #362 to #361 - syrianassassinsoul (06/07/2015) [-]
**** u and that game

holy **** !
User avatar #349 - syrianassassinsoul (06/02/2015) [-]
judefag
#351 to #350 - syrianassassinsoul (06/02/2015) [-]
get in here goyim!!!
we gonna jew the world
User avatar #343 - syrianassassinsoul (05/13/2015) [-]
porn is not kosher
User avatar #341 to #340 - Zaxplab (05/04/2015) [-]
Wads dat sbell? BENIS DD
User avatar #335 - Zaxplab (04/24/2015) [-]
That's exactly what he ******* did
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