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#4 - So you're telling me that I got a botched circumcision, and th…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Advice from /b/ +3
#7 - Womens Study Major (11/24/2014) [-]
There are some medical conditions that are treated with circumcision, but I'm afraid you are right. There is literally no hassle at all keeping your dick clean even if you are uncut, and some people get sex totally ruined from circumsision. Oh, and you can last hours in bed even with all the skin you were born with. There are lots of lies, misunderstandings (and for some reason, propaganda) about this flying around.

I think I'll post as anon in case the /b/tards find this and the usual shitstorm commences.
#12 - sesshii (11/24/2014) [-]
There are no need to circumcise in any medical conditions. Phimosis doesn't even need a knife to solve the problem.
User avatar #5 - xxjmacxx (11/24/2014) [-]
Welcome to the majority. It sucks.
#2 - Wait, so I'm circumcised, but I can still experience sexual pl…  [+] (21 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Advice from /b/ +1
#15 - Womens Study Major (11/24/2014) [-]
There is strong evidence that circumcision reduces the risk of HIV infection in heterosexual men in high-risk populations. Circumcision is associated with a reduced prevalence of oncogenic types of HPV infection. Circumcision has a protective effect against the risks of penile cancer in men, and cervical cancer in the female sexual partners of heterosexual men. There is good but not ideal evidence that circumcision reduces the incidence of UTIs in boys under two years of age, and there is fair evidence that the reduction in incidence is by a factor of 3–10 times,[5][53] but prevention of UTIs does not justify routine use of the procedure.
-Cut pasted from Wikipedia
#25 - sesshii (11/25/2014) [-]
This is a reduction only due to men having less sex as they are cut when they are grown up. It is also important to note how HIV is being transmitted. HIV cannot infect from the outer layer of the skin, in order to infect a man, liquid with the HIV virus has to enter the penis itself and pierce through the soft thin skin in the inner penile wall.
So logically: How does circumcision reduce HIV risks?
Also: Tax payers are paying so we can subsidize circumcision in African countries.
And: 1 circumcision=3000 condoms. Condoms are 100% safe, while circumcision are not.
User avatar #13 - iloveburzum (11/24/2014) [-]
Its possible to have an unusually tight foreskin, which is annoying, and needs loosened via surgery. But even that isn't full circumcision.

Life is good with a foreskin. Handjobs are better, blowjobs are better, fucking is better.

Unlucky.
User avatar #9 - derpish (11/24/2014) [-]
im circumcised and i experience hardly any sexual pleasure.. it all feels meh to me... i enjoy the action of fucking some ones brains out more then actual physical pleasure..

i dont even enjoy the feeling of blow jobs... im fuckd
#26 - sesshii (11/25/2014) [-]
Most women don't know how to give a blowjob. If you want the ultimate blowjob experience, go see a gay guy.
User avatar #27 - derpish (11/25/2014) [-]
ive been with a few chicks whom were kinda whores.. they have given great BJ's. except for the fact i couldnt really feel anythnig and id get bored.
#28 - sesshii (11/25/2014) [-]
Ah, sorry to hear that. Try to see a doctor if there is anything he can do to help.
You can also try tugging, which will "restore" some skin.
User avatar #29 - derpish (11/25/2014) [-]
i could do that.. but im lazy. i only wanted to share my story
im fine with how numb it is.. if it were sensitive, i wouldnt be able to last long at all..
#30 - sesshii (11/25/2014) [-]
Sex is not like the laundry. Its not a job, it is fun and its supposed to give you the feeling of closeness and belonging.
I can guarantee you that you will not be a bad choice to work hard for what you want. If you want good sex, see a doctor.
#14 - karrotj (11/24/2014) [-]
yeah blowjobs kinda suck
#8 - sesshii (11/24/2014) [-]
Nope. None.

During sex, with an uncut dick, it feels like you receive the wettest handjob mixed with her fluids and your pre-cum simontainously as you enjoy penetrating her.

I lasted like 10 sec my first time

User avatar #6 - scant (11/24/2014) [-]
I can't imagine severing half the nerve endings in your willy could be good for sexual pleasure, but I can't really make a comparison.
Plus, I'm pretty sure there are 0 health benefits for being circumcised.
I've heard some people say it's easier to keep it clean without a foreskin, but unless you're clinically retarded there's really not much to it in either case.
User avatar #17 - Tusura (11/24/2014) [-]
I was circumcised at 2 years old because of an infection.

Not deluding myself into thinking that circumcision is better, but It DOES have medical health benefits sometimes.
#31 - sesshii (18 hours ago) [-]
What infection was it? The infection could have been solved the same way women solve it. A pill or a shot.
User avatar #32 - Tusura (15 hours ago) [-]
Dunno. Was 25 years ago. Allergic to penicillin.

I'm not unhappy about it and I don't remember the experience at all.

#3 - thisisaphallus (11/24/2014) [-]
Yes and yes--though you're less likely to get infections from all the extra skin.
#11 - sesshii (11/24/2014) [-]
You have to cut 200,000 boys to prevent 1 case of penile cancer.
You have to cut 200 boys to prevent 1 urinal infection.
From 100 boys cut, 5 of these will have a painful sex experience during sex.
Another 5 will have no feelings.
10 will have an increased feeling during sex (due to the nerv endings being more in the inner part of the penis.
30 will have a significantly reduced feeling during sex.
50 will have a "little" reduction in sensitivity.
about 1% of all children die from the procedure due to blood loss.
Its evil and inhumane. And as im intact, im sorry to tell you that you will not feel the same pleasure i do from a women.
It was forced upon you without your consent by your parents and that infuriates me.
#4 - Zaxplab (11/24/2014) [-]
So you're telling me that I got a botched circumcision, and the only thing I got out of it is less sexual pleasure and an increased risk of infection?
#7 - Womens Study Major (11/24/2014) [-]
There are some medical conditions that are treated with circumcision, but I'm afraid you are right. There is literally no hassle at all keeping your dick clean even if you are uncut, and some people get sex totally ruined from circumsision. Oh, and you can last hours in bed even with all the skin you were born with. There are lots of lies, misunderstandings (and for some reason, propaganda) about this flying around.

I think I'll post as anon in case the /b/tards find this and the usual shitstorm commences.
#12 - sesshii (11/24/2014) [-]
There are no need to circumcise in any medical conditions. Phimosis doesn't even need a knife to solve the problem.
User avatar #5 - xxjmacxx (11/24/2014) [-]
Welcome to the majority. It sucks.
#55 - what's a direction song?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2014 on Choo Choo motherfucker 0
User avatar #56 - megaton (11/24/2014) [-]
i get it

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#282 - userexposer (11/12/2014) [-]
From a friend.
User avatar #283 to #282 - Zaxplab (11/12/2014) [-]
You'll be limp one day too, young man.
#286 to #283 - fulgrimventris ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
"My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard..."
#287 to #286 - Zaxplab (11/12/2014) [-]
oh lord those titties
oh lord those titties
User avatar #285 to #283 - fulgrimventris ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
i had nothing to do with this.
#271 - miia ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
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#274 to #273 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I really should play minecraft again. Shame people mostly think it's for autists and young kids now ): I remember when it was the hottest 						****					 on FJ
I really should play minecraft again. Shame people mostly think it's for autists and young kids now ): I remember when it was the hottest **** on FJ
#275 to #274 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
i just cant find it fun anymore after building a shelter
i just cant find it fun anymore after building a shelter
#276 to #275 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I find it fun with little mods. Building a shelter, gathering ocelots/wolves, then playing with some mods.

I would recommend Clay Soldiers. ****** so much fun
#277 to #276 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
i would recommend neko girls
#278 to #277 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I would reccomend elf girls
User avatar #280 to #278 - miia ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
so are you going to shoot or what
User avatar #281 to #280 - Zaxplab (09/03/2014) [-]
you asked for forgivness so it's cool.
#279 to #278 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
dont shoot me
User avatar #270 - krnboy (08/04/2014) [-]
hi, do you have sauce to the farangdingdong girl that you posted?
User avatar #268 - fistoftheaxis (07/24/2014) [-]
Umm, hi. Do you have the source to those Ahri gifs you posted in the Hentai board?
User avatar #269 to #268 - Zaxplab (07/24/2014) [-]
Leage of Charms. I think they're made by Shadman, but not sure.
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