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#80 - are you feeling okay? 13 hours ago on jiggaboo Cracker Chan =... +2
#10 - yep, Shantae. The one whose devs are sucking dick on Kickstart… 13 hours ago on Zombies 0
#8 - no Rottytops?  [+] (2 new replies) 13 hours ago on Zombies +1
User avatar #9 - torngear (13 hours ago) [-]
Never played the the series she's from, I forget its name too. Isn't it the one with the purple haired girl?
#10 - Zaxplab (13 hours ago) [-]
yep, Shantae. The one whose devs are sucking dick on Kickstarter right now.
#3 - We already have a planet that sounds like "Your anus"… 14 hours ago on But Sir... +2
#6 - oh look, another one  [+] (2 new replies) 15 hours ago on Skateboarder Get Hit by Truck 0
#7 - waluigii (15 hours ago) [-]
I'll try not to be an annoying little twat like some other themed users.

You have my word sonny.
#8 - postingcontroversy (15 hours ago) [-]
yeah fuck those guys
#1 - What are both of those abbreviations?  [+] (22 new replies) 16 hours ago on Old /v/ post +2
User avatar #8 - totalcookie (7 hours ago) [-]
A pretty good MMO. Great stories for most classes. I had a lot of fun and ended up investing some money into it as well.
IMO the only drawback it has is the Hero Engine (or whatever it's called). You need a pretty good computer for it.
#2 - greyblade (16 hours ago) [-]
SWTOR means Star Wars: The Old Republic, a sadly mediocre attempt to take the popular Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic series and create a semi-sequel in the form of an MMO.

Sadly, said MMO had grindy levelling, boring combat, gear-teadmills of loot, and was generally unappetising. as someone who spent a great deal of time hyped for it, bought a new computer just to play it, and got the collector's edition, it was a massive letdown. I mean, it's fully voice acted, but that's about it for the positive points.
User avatar #36 - kingoftheanonymous (11 minutes ago) [-]
I LOVE SWTOR and i think it's better than WoW. But that's my opinion.
User avatar #31 - GoReMoTe (31 minutes ago) [-]
That sounds so much like ESO it hurts
#26 - unclewalrus (1 hour ago) [-]
And if you've no put money down on the game, you can't open a support ticket?

What, you want to submit a bug, but are f2p? Fuck you, pay us to do QA for us, faggot!

It's not like they'd fix bugs anyway. Bumped into a collision error in the starting zone. Wanted to make a bug report about it. Couldn't. Got pissed. On a hunch, tried to find if it'd been reported previously.
It had. In late 2013. A fucking year and a half ago, and they didn't bother doing a fix as easy as moving an object and its collision box a bit.

Then there's the horror stories of people, paying customers, mind you, having to spam the support staff with tens of tickets until their characters are un-vanished, complete with 4 hour-long phone support queues that end in noncommittal "we'll do something about it"s.

So, in conclusion, fuck EA.
#17 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
fully voice acted, a positive point? the positive point i found about it was how certain zones were instanced for your quests so areas wouldnt be flooded, huttball was great fun and that is where it ended sadly.
#9 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
i did the exact same thing, but i have disagree with you on the combat. i like the combat very much
User avatar #7 - ezzay (8 hours ago) [-]
your story makes me sad
User avatar #5 - Dragonchampion (10 hours ago) [-]
Another who bought the collector's edition and was let down huh? Worst part was when I was the first Guardian to hit level 50 on my server, and everyone else was in their 20s, and I ended up wandering Coruscant until I finally quit. The game's story was interesting, and I was about to beat the final story mission, but unfortunately the devs lied through their teeth when they stated the entire thing could be played alone; the end story mission is absolutely impossible to do alone.
User avatar #37 - kingoftheanonymous (10 minutes ago) [-]
I beat it alone
User avatar #11 - Petroleum (5 hours ago) [-]
That's not true at all, if you were a Guardian then your last mission was killing the Emperor's true Voice , and it was actually simplified if you managed to find the hidden T7 parts in the temple and upgrade him.
User avatar #12 - Dragonchampion (5 hours ago) [-]
I kept dying and I racked up thousands of credits worth of death fees. I don't think I knew about the t7 parts though; don't forget this was during the time when no guides were out.
User avatar #13 - Petroleum (5 hours ago) [-]
I guess that's true, if you're still interested in any of the other story classes though, you should come back, it's gone free to play and you'd at least be a Preferred member if you bought the collector's edition. They've changed a lot of things and there's two expansions now and a 10 level cap increase from launch.
User avatar #14 - Dragonchampion (4 hours ago) [-]
I might. After I reinstall KOTOR 1 and 2 though. Only reason I'd want to come back would be for the story.
#15 - Petroleum (4 hours ago) [-]
The stories are so good I did most of them twice.
User avatar #38 - kingoftheanonymous (8 minutes ago) [-]
I LOVE the strories in SWTOR too
#3 - ThekidsTEN (14 hours ago) [-]
So it is WoW but like star wars? Thats all you had to say.
User avatar #4 - fuckscreennames (11 hours ago) [-]
except nowhere near as good as WoW
#6 - anonymous (10 hours ago) [-]
>WoW
>good

choose one
User avatar #39 - kingoftheanonymous (7 minutes ago) [-]
I too didn't like WoW, but that's because everyone i met in it were complete assholes and bragged about everything
#32 - authvin (28 minutes ago) [-]
You don't become the world's biggest MMO and remain so for 10 years by being bad
#40 - anonymous (2 minutes ago) [-]
They were the first MMO that got into the mainstream, so they have a huge advantage over all the other ones. That and their marketing is the reason WoW is big.
If a better MMO is made they're still not going to kill WoW


That and WoW has had a decade of "balancing" cycling who gets to be OP fotm and bug fixes and shit. So unless it's launch/content patch week you have a really stable MMO that all newcomers are compared to
#2 - It's when people try to say that the bad people in their relig…  [+] (1 new reply) 16 hours ago on Muslims say terrorists... 0
User avatar #4 - monswine (15 hours ago) [-]
or KKK aren't Christians
#5 - We do the same thing with the debt ceiling and the minimal tes…  [+] (1 new reply) 18 hours ago on amiericans are wierd 0
User avatar #6 - invaderfromthesea (18 hours ago) [-]
If you ignore a problem for long enough, it will become next government's problem. That's how politicians work here.
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#889 - The big problem there is we both go to college in this state, …  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on Are you depressed? 0
User avatar #897 - drooms (20 hours ago) [-]
I guess it's something you could sort out later when you've graduated

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#282 - userexposer (11/12/2014) [-]
From a friend.
User avatar #283 to #282 - Zaxplab (11/12/2014) [-]
You'll be limp one day too, young man.
#286 to #283 - fulgrimventris (11/12/2014) [-]
"My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard..."
#287 to #286 - Zaxplab (11/12/2014) [-]
oh lord those titties
oh lord those titties
User avatar #285 to #283 - fulgrimventris (11/12/2014) [-]
i had nothing to do with this.
#271 - miia ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
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#274 to #273 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I really should play minecraft again. Shame people mostly think it's for autists and young kids now ): I remember when it was the hottest 						****					 on FJ
I really should play minecraft again. Shame people mostly think it's for autists and young kids now ): I remember when it was the hottest **** on FJ
#275 to #274 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
i just cant find it fun anymore after building a shelter
i just cant find it fun anymore after building a shelter
#276 to #275 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I find it fun with little mods. Building a shelter, gathering ocelots/wolves, then playing with some mods.

I would recommend Clay Soldiers. ****** so much fun
#277 to #276 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
i would recommend neko girls
#278 to #277 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I would reccomend elf girls
User avatar #280 to #278 - miia ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
so are you going to shoot or what
User avatar #281 to #280 - Zaxplab (09/03/2014) [-]
you asked for forgivness so it's cool.
#279 to #278 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
dont shoot me
User avatar #270 - krnboy (08/04/2014) [-]
hi, do you have sauce to the farangdingdong girl that you posted?
User avatar #268 - fistoftheaxis (07/24/2014) [-]
Umm, hi. Do you have the source to those Ahri gifs you posted in the Hentai board?
User avatar #269 to #268 - Zaxplab (07/24/2014) [-]
Leage of Charms. I think they're made by Shadman, but not sure.
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