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Zaxplab

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:11/09/2010
Last Login:7/03/2015
Location:Murica
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User avatar #396 - unforgivenfive ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
Moshey I must converse with you in private are you available?
User avatar #397 to #396 - Zaxplab (06/24/2015) [-]
I got you in the instant messages
User avatar #383 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
Join the uprising, join team Ben
#384 to #383 - Zaxplab (06/23/2015) [-]
The Order Awaits
User avatar #385 to #384 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
If you have Skype, give it to me and Ben will make a group for it. Im serious. Commence the second golden age for the religion board!
User avatar #386 to #385 - Zaxplab (06/23/2015) [-]
By Ben, do you mean Binyamin?
#388 to #386 - holyfool (06/23/2015) [-]
I am the leader of this movement, my name is Ben.
#391 to #388 - Zaxplab (06/23/2015) [-]
holyfool? the leader of the rebellion?
#392 to #391 - holyfool (06/23/2015) [-]
Indeed, I will succeed and all who rally with me will have a place in my New World Order.
#393 to #392 - Zaxplab (06/23/2015) [-]
I have no idea what the 			****		 is going on right now. You're probably not going to be able to kick syrian out of his own board, if that's our aim here.
I have no idea what the **** is going on right now. You're probably not going to be able to kick syrian out of his own board, if that's our aim here.
#394 to #393 - holyfool (06/23/2015) [-]
My goals are much greater, I know the man personally and I have a plan that will most likely succeed.
If you do not trust me, trust cognosceteipsum
Further plans may be discussed on Skype.
User avatar #395 to #394 - Zaxplab (06/23/2015) [-]
Sure thing, m8. I'll get a skype sometime soon.
User avatar #387 to #386 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
Who's that? Unforgivsn? No I mean holyfool
User avatar #389 to #387 - Zaxplab (06/23/2015) [-]
I'll try, but like I said, I Don't have a mic or a webcam.
User avatar #390 to #389 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
Doesn't actually matter. We just need typing power
User avatar #375 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
juden

gib skype
User avatar #372 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (06/08/2015) [-]
Are you really 25
User avatar #373 to #372 - Zaxplab (06/09/2015) [-]
I just said that when I signed up. I was too young to have an account at the time.

I'm actually 20.
User avatar #376 to #373 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
Are you a 95 or a 94 kid
User avatar #377 to #376 - Zaxplab (06/09/2015) [-]
August 1st, 1994. Why?
User avatar #378 to #377 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
Curious. Gib Omar your Skype, we need a new member to the chat
User avatar #379 to #378 - Zaxplab (06/09/2015) [-]
I don't have a webcam or a mic on this pc. :[



User avatar #380 to #379 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
Well we rarely actually voice chat.
User avatar #381 to #380 - Zaxplab (06/09/2015) [-]
Alright, I'll download skype sometime soon.
User avatar #382 to #381 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
Yay!
User avatar #374 to #373 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
94 or 95
User avatar #367 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
holy fug man the game is addicting as **** !
User avatar #368 to #367 - Zaxplab (06/08/2015) [-]
What day did you get to? I've only been able to make it to day 15
User avatar #371 to #368 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (06/08/2015) [-]
i think i ended up bu helping a secret group to break the wall and creating a new government
User avatar #352 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
ay juden
User avatar #353 to #352 - Zaxplab (06/07/2015) [-]
ay sandman
User avatar #354 to #353 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
wassup
User avatar #355 to #354 - Zaxplab (06/07/2015) [-]
Havent slept in a couple days and I have to be at work in six hours. Other than that, the bills are paid and the fridge is full.


You?
User avatar #356 to #355 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
holy fug man you should sleep. or bad thing gonna happin.

im now living the dream. work, play, eat and sleep.
#357 to #356 - Zaxplab (06/07/2015) [-]
Nice. Now that finals are over, I've been looking for a second job so I can get my car paid off faster. I feel like I've just had enough time to browse FJ and play some Papers Please in between one thing or another.
User avatar #358 to #357 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
no dont work 2 jobs its not recommended i swear!!!

and wuts papers plz?
#359 to #358 - Zaxplab (06/07/2015) [-]
A game where you work a border checkpoint in a fictional communist country. You have to make enough money every day to pay bills and keep up with other expenses.

As threat levels and tension rise between your country and the surrounding areas, entry becomes more and more difficult and you have to work harder and harder to not mess up so you can keep your job.

Good story, surprisingly immersive if you're into that sort of thing.
User avatar #360 to #359 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
let me see if this rage quit me and turn me to some infidel after i loss...
#361 to #360 - Zaxplab (06/07/2015) [-]
It is frustrating every time you think you've done your job perfectly and you get a citation warning for allowing someone entrance and you shouldn't have.
User avatar #364 to #361 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
ANSWER ME DAMMIT
User avatar #363 to #361 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
U FUCING PIECE OF ****


HOW TO I INTEROGATE
User avatar #366 to #363 - Zaxplab (06/07/2015) [-]
oh, and you have to click the exclamation mark in the corner to bring up the options to do that
User avatar #365 to #363 - Zaxplab (06/07/2015) [-]
click on two conflicting pieces of info, and then on the microphone

If someone's not giving you a passport, click on "must have passport" in Rule Book and then on the table

If two documents have mismatched names, click on the names of each document

If someone looks different than their picture, click on the picture and them
User avatar #362 to #361 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
**** u and that game

holy **** !
User avatar #349 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]
judefag
#351 to #350 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]
get in here goyim!!!
we gonna jew the world
User avatar #343 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
porn is not kosher
User avatar #336 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (05/04/2015) [-]
B
User avatar #341 to #340 - Zaxplab (05/04/2015) [-]
Wads dat sbell? BENIS DD
User avatar #335 - Zaxplab (04/24/2015) [-]
That's exactly what he ******* did
#290 - itskennyandjosh (03/12/2015) [-]
Thank you for up voting everyone.
User avatar #289 - Zaxplab (01/31/2015) [-]
**Zaxplab used "*roll 2, 1-20*"**
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#282 - userexposer (11/12/2014) [-]
From a friend.
User avatar #283 to #282 - Zaxplab (11/12/2014) [-]
You'll be limp one day too, young man.
#286 to #283 - fulgrimventris (11/12/2014) [-]
"My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard..."
#287 to #286 - Zaxplab (11/12/2014) [-]
oh lord those titties
oh lord those titties
User avatar #285 to #283 - fulgrimventris (11/12/2014) [-]
i had nothing to do with this.
User avatar #333 to #284 - davidavidson (04/09/2015) [-]
Hahahahahahhahahaahah

**** , if only I could thumb u up
#271 - miia ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
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#274 to #273 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I really should play minecraft again. Shame people mostly think it's for autists and young kids now ): I remember when it was the hottest 			****		 on FJ
I really should play minecraft again. Shame people mostly think it's for autists and young kids now ): I remember when it was the hottest **** on FJ
#275 to #274 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
i just cant find it fun anymore after building a shelter
i just cant find it fun anymore after building a shelter
#276 to #275 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I find it fun with little mods. Building a shelter, gathering ocelots/wolves, then playing with some mods.

I would recommend Clay Soldiers. ****** so much fun
#277 to #276 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
i would recommend neko girls
#278 to #277 - Zaxplab (08/17/2014) [-]
I would reccomend elf girls
User avatar #280 to #278 - miia ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
so are you going to shoot or what
User avatar #281 to #280 - Zaxplab (09/03/2014) [-]
you asked for forgivness so it's cool.
#279 to #278 - miia ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
dont shoot me
User avatar #270 - krnboy (08/04/2014) [-]
hi, do you have sauce to the farangdingdong girl that you posted?
User avatar #268 - fistoftheaxis (07/24/2014) [-]
Umm, hi. Do you have the source to those Ahri gifs you posted in the Hentai board?
User avatar #269 to #268 - Zaxplab (07/24/2014) [-]
Leage of Charms. I think they're made by Shadman, but not sure.
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