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Zarke

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#14214 - Well, practical would mean that it's well suited for its inten…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/22/2015 on /guns/ board 0
#14215 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]
Yeah I was thinking about getting one because it seems to be fun to shoot, also it terms of self defense it scores high due to accuracy and power.

But really can you reliably conceal carry a deagle?
#14216 - Zarke (05/22/2015) [-]
Welp, if that's your self defense philosophy, go hog-wild. I'd personally prefer something with about twice the capacity and lighter recoil.

And that depends. Do you want to look like this guy?
#14217 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]
So i would be a euphoric faggot for carrying a deagle
User avatar #14218 - Zarke (05/22/2015) [-]
The long coat definitely makes it easier. Other than that, you tend to print a lot. Might as well open carry.
#14219 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]
Alright, the next thing i was thinking about would be a 1911, they are fairly practical right?
User avatar #14220 - Zarke (05/22/2015) [-]
Well, it's smaller than the DE, but with a similar capacity and a lighter round. One can be CC'd easier than the DE, but there are more optimal choices. If you're all about dat power, you can get a less glorious, though compact Glock 29 in 10mm (~20% more muzzle energy than .45ACP).
#14212 - Stuff it down your pants and hope your cock doesn't catch the …  [+] (8 new replies) 05/22/2015 on /guns/ board 0
#14213 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]
I mean, define practical.

You don't buy a glock because you use it everyday, well usually anyway.

Also the thing can probably kill elephants, so it would probably be usual in bear country or something.
User avatar #14214 - Zarke (05/22/2015) [-]
Well, practical would mean that it's well suited for its intended purpose, but you have to define that purpose first. I guess when I said practical, I was thinking of a piece you'd reach for in a self defense situation or relatively economical plinking/target shooting.

Actually, you do. If you're carrying it, you're using it, even if you don't wind up needing it.

And if you're out hunting bear, it might do the trick for you as a backup gun.
#14215 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]
Yeah I was thinking about getting one because it seems to be fun to shoot, also it terms of self defense it scores high due to accuracy and power.

But really can you reliably conceal carry a deagle?
#14216 - Zarke (05/22/2015) [-]
Welp, if that's your self defense philosophy, go hog-wild. I'd personally prefer something with about twice the capacity and lighter recoil.

And that depends. Do you want to look like this guy?
#14217 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]
So i would be a euphoric faggot for carrying a deagle
User avatar #14218 - Zarke (05/22/2015) [-]
The long coat definitely makes it easier. Other than that, you tend to print a lot. Might as well open carry.
#14219 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]
Alright, the next thing i was thinking about would be a 1911, they are fairly practical right?
User avatar #14220 - Zarke (05/22/2015) [-]
Well, it's smaller than the DE, but with a similar capacity and a lighter round. One can be CC'd easier than the DE, but there are more optimal choices. If you're all about dat power, you can get a less glorious, though compact Glock 29 in 10mm (~20% more muzzle energy than .45ACP).
#14209 - Worth in terms of what? As a CCW? It's only worth if you Mexic…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/22/2015 on /guns/ board 0
User avatar #14221 - mexicandudeinsd (05/22/2015) [-]
My duty has called
#14210 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]
whats mexican carry?

and i mean is the gun worth owning for the prices that it usually clocks in at.
(being around 1200 or so dollars)
User avatar #14212 - Zarke (05/22/2015) [-]
Stuff it down your pants and hope your cock doesn't catch the trigger.

It's largely a personal value proposition. If you have that kind of money to spare and want something unique that has its own very specific niche, then yes, it is. However, if you want something practical that you will find use for on a regular basis and will have to carefully budget your funds to acquire it, then no.
#14213 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]
I mean, define practical.

You don't buy a glock because you use it everyday, well usually anyway.

Also the thing can probably kill elephants, so it would probably be usual in bear country or something.
User avatar #14214 - Zarke (05/22/2015) [-]
Well, practical would mean that it's well suited for its intended purpose, but you have to define that purpose first. I guess when I said practical, I was thinking of a piece you'd reach for in a self defense situation or relatively economical plinking/target shooting.

Actually, you do. If you're carrying it, you're using it, even if you don't wind up needing it.

And if you're out hunting bear, it might do the trick for you as a backup gun.
#14215 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]
Yeah I was thinking about getting one because it seems to be fun to shoot, also it terms of self defense it scores high due to accuracy and power.

But really can you reliably conceal carry a deagle?
#14216 - Zarke (05/22/2015) [-]
Welp, if that's your self defense philosophy, go hog-wild. I'd personally prefer something with about twice the capacity and lighter recoil.

And that depends. Do you want to look like this guy?
#14217 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]
So i would be a euphoric faggot for carrying a deagle
User avatar #14218 - Zarke (05/22/2015) [-]
The long coat definitely makes it easier. Other than that, you tend to print a lot. Might as well open carry.
#14219 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]
Alright, the next thing i was thinking about would be a 1911, they are fairly practical right?
User avatar #14220 - Zarke (05/22/2015) [-]
Well, it's smaller than the DE, but with a similar capacity and a lighter round. One can be CC'd easier than the DE, but there are more optimal choices. If you're all about dat power, you can get a less glorious, though compact Glock 29 in 10mm (~20% more muzzle energy than .45ACP).
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#13973 - It's probably a Chinese pistol. A lot of the "gunsmiths&q… 05/10/2015 on /guns/ board 0
#30795 - It was something I noticed moving from the States to Canada. T… 05/09/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#30784 - My diet's always been pretty bad. I'm working on fixing it the…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #30794 - ferrocordis (05/09/2015) [-]
It normally says, for me anyway, that the can is equal to two servings. So, yeah, I don't have that problem, but I feel your pain bro. The highest I've seen (in water) anyway, was 60x2 so, yeah, hope that helps.
User avatar #30795 - Zarke (05/09/2015) [-]
It was something I noticed moving from the States to Canada. They don't list "portions per container" after the serving size in the nutritional information panel. Weird.
#30782 - That's a pretty good point with body fat, there. Even at my mo…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/08/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #30783 - ferrocordis (05/08/2015) [-]
Losing fat is all about that diet brah. Currently what I'm working on, nothing but tuna, chicken and protine bars/shakes salad and watching how much I eat. Oh, 5 mins of cardio after weight training too, that'll help speed up my metabolism!

If you want, I'll keep you posted on weight loss and stuff.
User avatar #30784 - Zarke (05/08/2015) [-]
My diet's always been pretty bad. I'm working on fixing it these days. Moving away from carbs and back into vegetables, some portion control. It just pisses me off when the portion size on a can of tuna is given in cups and the contents are listed in grams...
User avatar #30794 - ferrocordis (05/09/2015) [-]
It normally says, for me anyway, that the can is equal to two servings. So, yeah, I don't have that problem, but I feel your pain bro. The highest I've seen (in water) anyway, was 60x2 so, yeah, hope that helps.
User avatar #30795 - Zarke (05/09/2015) [-]
It was something I noticed moving from the States to Canada. They don't list "portions per container" after the serving size in the nutritional information panel. Weird.
#30773 - I sweat a lot and easily, no matter what kind of exercise I'm …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/08/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
#30781 - ferrocordis (05/08/2015) [-]
Nice pun, here, take this.

As for me, yes, I sweat waaaay to much, no matter what, as long as my heart is above resting, I will sweat, everywhere, all over. Chest, back, forehead ect ect.

THE ONLY time I wasn't sweating a lot, or at all is when I was 18 and at my thinnest? I think I ran out if sweat. Lol but I was at a cal deficit for about a year and only weighed 170lbs and could run 2 miles in under 13mins.

I would eventually sweat, but it would take A LOT to make me sweat.

I'm back in the gym now after 4 years and I sweat like a wildebeest on a summer day in the Mohavie dessert.

I guess it just really depends, your body changes and adapts, it just takes a really long time of high intensity training?

There was something about lactate acid on the muscle will cause you to sweat more. But I don't know,

It all depends on body fat ratio, if it's high, most likely going to sweat a lot, if you're low, you won't sweat as easy, since fat is an insulator and keeps you warm and sweat is ment to cool off the body, that's why skinny people get cold much easier than others.

I'm 243lbs at 6 foot and I'm normally hot, but when I was 170lbs I was normally cold, even during summer days.

That's just my take on it, I could be completly wrong, that's just what i noticed when I was a fat guy who went to a skinny guy..... Who went to a fat guy again, who's going to a athletic guy now... Lol
User avatar #30782 - Zarke (05/08/2015) [-]
That's a pretty good point with body fat, there. Even at my most fit (<170lbs, 6'1", constant construction work + martial arts), I still held onto a surprising amount of body fat. I haven't been lean enough to see a decline in how much I sweat.
User avatar #30783 - ferrocordis (05/08/2015) [-]
Losing fat is all about that diet brah. Currently what I'm working on, nothing but tuna, chicken and protine bars/shakes salad and watching how much I eat. Oh, 5 mins of cardio after weight training too, that'll help speed up my metabolism!

If you want, I'll keep you posted on weight loss and stuff.
User avatar #30784 - Zarke (05/08/2015) [-]
My diet's always been pretty bad. I'm working on fixing it these days. Moving away from carbs and back into vegetables, some portion control. It just pisses me off when the portion size on a can of tuna is given in cups and the contents are listed in grams...
User avatar #30794 - ferrocordis (05/09/2015) [-]
It normally says, for me anyway, that the can is equal to two servings. So, yeah, I don't have that problem, but I feel your pain bro. The highest I've seen (in water) anyway, was 60x2 so, yeah, hope that helps.
User avatar #30795 - Zarke (05/09/2015) [-]
It was something I noticed moving from the States to Canada. They don't list "portions per container" after the serving size in the nutritional information panel. Weird.
#30550 - Self control is just another muscle we need to exercise. 05/04/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
#13818 - The models you listed are decent first firearms. Some Mosin ri…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on /guns/ board +2
User avatar #13823 - itotallylold (05/04/2015) [-]
Thanks for the help, much appreciated. Hopefully next time I'm on here I'll be talking about my own firearms rather than daydreaming
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#183465 - That works, too. Whether it works out or not, you'll be fine. … 05/04/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#183460 - You said you didn't want to, but if you can trust her friend t…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #183464 - ilikethisusername (05/04/2015) [-]
nah, i think i'll just chill with her and see where that leads me. thanks so much for the help though
User avatar #183465 - Zarke (05/04/2015) [-]
That works, too. Whether it works out or not, you'll be fine. If it does, great! If not, you'll live. Rejection sucks, but it's better than running circles in your head over a dream. What matters is that you're trying. Just relax, be you, and have fun.
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#183386 - Good luck!  [+] (4 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #183403 - ilikethisusername (05/03/2015) [-]
i just have one final question though. i know i said i THINK she doesn't have a boyfriend. but that's just a guess. how do i find out if she has a boyfriend or not without having to ask her or her best friend?
User avatar #183460 - Zarke (05/04/2015) [-]
You said you didn't want to, but if you can trust her friend to be cool and keep things on the down-low, you should just ask. Otherwise you'd have to do some low-level stalking or asking randos, and how well would that work out?
User avatar #183464 - ilikethisusername (05/04/2015) [-]
nah, i think i'll just chill with her and see where that leads me. thanks so much for the help though
User avatar #183465 - Zarke (05/04/2015) [-]
That works, too. Whether it works out or not, you'll be fine. If it does, great! If not, you'll live. Rejection sucks, but it's better than running circles in your head over a dream. What matters is that you're trying. Just relax, be you, and have fun.
#30418 - In short, fix your diet, start strength training, and increase… 05/02/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
#13806 - Or being able to juggle several threads of information at once… 05/02/2015 on /guns/ board +2
#183305 - Well, that's natural. You're interested in this girl, and you …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/02/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #183374 - ilikethisusername (05/02/2015) [-]
alright thanks man.
User avatar #183386 - Zarke (05/03/2015) [-]
Good luck!
User avatar #183403 - ilikethisusername (05/03/2015) [-]
i just have one final question though. i know i said i THINK she doesn't have a boyfriend. but that's just a guess. how do i find out if she has a boyfriend or not without having to ask her or her best friend?
User avatar #183460 - Zarke (05/04/2015) [-]
You said you didn't want to, but if you can trust her friend to be cool and keep things on the down-low, you should just ask. Otherwise you'd have to do some low-level stalking or asking randos, and how well would that work out?
User avatar #183464 - ilikethisusername (05/04/2015) [-]
nah, i think i'll just chill with her and see where that leads me. thanks so much for the help though
User avatar #183465 - Zarke (05/04/2015) [-]
That works, too. Whether it works out or not, you'll be fine. If it does, great! If not, you'll live. Rejection sucks, but it's better than running circles in your head over a dream. What matters is that you're trying. Just relax, be you, and have fun.

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User avatar #7 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Faggot OP blocked me lol, he is butthurt.

You are correct about the Prohibition. I was thinking about the 19th Amendment.

WHICH DENIED WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE
User avatar #8 to #7 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I'll disagree with that amendment and point that back to the Declaration of Independence:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

As far as I can see, something denying women a political voice (part of Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness) shouldn't be in there anyways, and I'm glad that society has progressed past that point.
User avatar #9 to #8 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
k

But daviddavidson is one butthurt ************ .
User avatar #10 to #9 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I personally think your statements were idiotic. It seems like you've posed much irritation to him in the past. I only let a mosquito land on me so many times before I figure it needs a swat.
User avatar #11 to #10 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Meh, some parts of it were genuinely me trying to piss him off (and it worked) and some were actually my opinion.

>Hunting = Good

>AR's = Bad

Whether or not you're a sane human being, that gun can easily go into the wrong hands
User avatar #12 to #11 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Any gun can go into the wrong hands. Not just "so-called" ARs (which in reality is a scare-term used to describe semi-automatic rifles with scary-looking furniture). Remember that Virginia Tech massacre? Committed with handguns (using 17 10-round magazines at that). Columbine? Shotguns/handguns.

There are millions of these "assault rifles" in the U.S. The vast, vast, VAST majority of which are not used in crime and likely never will be.
User avatar #13 to #12 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
I for one think we should just get rid of guns all together sometimes...

But that would be incredibly hard, impractical, and guntoting rednecks would get mad.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Well, that's pretty well impossible and would likely do no good. You'd have to extract everybody from the country, overturn all the soil, search every nook and cranny, and force everybody to walk back in one at a time through metal detectors.

Secondly, not just rednecks. When there's almost a gun for every person in the U.S., you can't generalize such a large number of people as "gun-toting rednecks". People from all walks of life collect, shoot, protect themselves with, hunt with, and compete with firearms. I mean, what about recreational shooters? We aren't harming anybody, and you're arbitrarily robbing us of our hobby because you don't like guns. That goes right against our rights to Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.
User avatar #6 - Zarke (06/08/2012) [-]
Wow... People actually go through with this stuff sometimes...
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You're FABULOUS darling!
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COMMENT VIRGINITY :D. oh and btw your fabulous.
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You're fabulous
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