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#170 - I think the one drawing the second hug frame should draw porn. 11 hours ago on LOSERS #12 - Don't Worry 0
#99 - I kind've stopped following that story, but that piques my cur…  [+] (1 new reply) 14 hours ago on Fairly oddparents +2
User avatar #128 - huntergriff (5 hours ago) [-]
the zoe post by her ex confirmed it with the messages she sent him and he posted.
#9225 - Well, you mentioned that you want to get her a handgun for per… 17 hours ago on /guns/ board 0
#9210 - Has she shot before?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2014 on /guns/ board 0
User avatar #9218 - trueraiderfan (23 hours ago) [-]
Ive taken her shooting a few times.
User avatar #9225 - Zarke (17 hours ago) [-]
Well, you mentioned that you want to get her a handgun for personal protection. If you expect her to practice regularly and get the hang of controls and manipulation, I'd suggest an all-steel 9mm semi-automatic of some sort (A CZ 75 of some sort has a good reputation). The weight and size shouldn't be an issue if she plans to carry it in a purse (stress the importance of ease of accessibility; you don't want it buried under whatever she'd keep in there in a stressful situation), and it softens recoil if she's not incredibly experienced.

If she's not expecting to practice regularly, a double-action revolver is popular. Some people might say stick to .38spc, but I'd say go for a .375mag chamber. You can still load it with .38spc, but it allows her to step up to those higher-powered loads when she feels more comfortable with her firearm without needing to buy a whole new piece.
#9007 - The least bulky thing I could think of would be modifying a re… 10/25/2014 on /guns/ board 0
#8954 - .303 British averages out to ~100 ft*lb/f less than a .308 Win…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2014 on /guns/ board 0
User avatar #8955 - ishallsmiteyou (10/24/2014) [-]
Thanks a ton, man.
#8949 - Both are sound choices for a first firearm. Savage rifles are … 10/24/2014 on /guns/ board +1
#38 - It's a fine sentiment, but everything becomes cancerous and th… 10/23/2014 on In a parallel universe +3
#8927 - An 870 will do almost anything you're thinking of doing with a…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/23/2014 on /guns/ board +1
User avatar #8948 - sparkofinsanity (10/24/2014) [-]
Thanks, I'm still interested in the 870, but I'll give the Ruger another look.
User avatar #8949 - Zarke (10/24/2014) [-]
Both are sound choices for a first firearm. Savage rifles are also worth looking into. They're relatively cheap, but the accuracy is good out of the box.

But those are all the things I'll name-drop. If I spout off too much, it'll just get your head spinning with all the possibilities.
#8899 - A straight pull is a good pull. 10/22/2014 on /guns/ board +1

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User avatar #7 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Faggot OP blocked me lol, he is butthurt.

You are correct about the Prohibition. I was thinking about the 19th Amendment.

User avatar #8 to #7 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I'll disagree with that amendment and point that back to the Declaration of Independence:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

As far as I can see, something denying women a political voice (part of Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness) shouldn't be in there anyways, and I'm glad that society has progressed past that point.
User avatar #9 to #8 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]

But daviddavidson is one butthurt ************ .
User avatar #10 to #9 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I personally think your statements were idiotic. It seems like you've posed much irritation to him in the past. I only let a mosquito land on me so many times before I figure it needs a swat.
User avatar #11 to #10 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Meh, some parts of it were genuinely me trying to piss him off (and it worked) and some were actually my opinion.

>Hunting = Good

>AR's = Bad

Whether or not you're a sane human being, that gun can easily go into the wrong hands
User avatar #12 to #11 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Any gun can go into the wrong hands. Not just "so-called" ARs (which in reality is a scare-term used to describe semi-automatic rifles with scary-looking furniture). Remember that Virginia Tech massacre? Committed with handguns (using 17 10-round magazines at that). Columbine? Shotguns/handguns.

There are millions of these "assault rifles" in the U.S. The vast, vast, VAST majority of which are not used in crime and likely never will be.
User avatar #13 to #12 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
I for one think we should just get rid of guns all together sometimes...

But that would be incredibly hard, impractical, and guntoting rednecks would get mad.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Well, that's pretty well impossible and would likely do no good. You'd have to extract everybody from the country, overturn all the soil, search every nook and cranny, and force everybody to walk back in one at a time through metal detectors.

Secondly, not just rednecks. When there's almost a gun for every person in the U.S., you can't generalize such a large number of people as "gun-toting rednecks". People from all walks of life collect, shoot, protect themselves with, hunt with, and compete with firearms. I mean, what about recreational shooters? We aren't harming anybody, and you're arbitrarily robbing us of our hobby because you don't like guns. That goes right against our rights to Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.
User avatar #6 - Zarke (06/08/2012) [-]
Wow... People actually go through with this stuff sometimes...
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COMMENT VIRGINITY :D. oh and btw your fabulous.
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