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Zarke

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#183398 - Appending what the guy below said, the Ong Bak movies starring… 6 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
#183397 - Get a job if you don't have one and go to college. It sounds c… 6 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... +1
#183386 - Good luck!  [+] (1 new reply) 9 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #183403 - ilikethisusername (3 hours ago) [-]
i just have one final question though. i know i said i THINK she doesn't have a boyfriend. but that's just a guess. how do i find out if she has a boyfriend or not without having to ask her or her best friend?
#30418 - In short, fix your diet, start strength training, and increase… 05/02/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#13806 - Or being able to juggle several threads of information at once… 05/02/2015 on /guns/ board 0
#183305 - Well, that's natural. You're interested in this girl, and you …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/02/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #183374 - ilikethisusername (12 hours ago) [-]
alright thanks man.
User avatar #183386 - Zarke (9 hours ago) [-]
Good luck!
User avatar #183403 - ilikethisusername (3 hours ago) [-]
i just have one final question though. i know i said i THINK she doesn't have a boyfriend. but that's just a guess. how do i find out if she has a boyfriend or not without having to ask her or her best friend?
#183298 - Somebody once said that the first thing that goes through your… 05/01/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#183290 - I'd say straighten things out with her friend first. I wouldn'…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/01/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #183302 - ilikethisusername (05/02/2015) [-]
but the thing is i'm nervous to hang out with her. as i said, i'm nervous to be just around with her. i see her in the hallways and she wouldn't notice me sometimes and i would just get nervous out of no where.

when i'm with her, i don't know what i'm going to say and that scares me. i mean what if she finds me boring? she already once told me i'm a mellow type of person (she said in an insulting way) and i'm guessing she said that to mean as if i'm too soft or too boring or lame, i don't even know.

when i was with her at the dinner party, i was still very quiet and didn't know what to say. when i smoke weed, i like to just relax and chill and not talk at all, that's the type of person i am. i am a chill person, not very talkative but someone who just likes to let go of everything and relax.
User avatar #183305 - Zarke (05/02/2015) [-]
Well, that's natural. You're interested in this girl, and you don't want to screw up. It'll get easier once you've had your toes in the water a few times with her. I get that you're worried, and it's understandable why. You don't want to screw up, but you gotta realize that it's going to go one way or the other. If you take the dive, either she'll like you or she won't. If you don't, you're just going to chase yourself around with "what if, what if?"s.

Don't worry about her saying you're "mellow" or that you like to chill out and not say much and she's a bit... boisterous, let's say. People with different dispositions can gel well together, and you shouldn't worry about bending yourself to fit the type of person you think she's into. That's just being fake. The girls I've dated didn't give me a shot because I'm a chill guy as well. They gave me a shot because I showed them parts of me that work with me being chill (my particular sense of humour; an affectionate, fun-loving side; and... raw animal magnetism? I have no clue what happened with that last one), rounding out who I am as a person. You're not just a laid-back guy, which is good. Nobody likes just a laid-back person, and if they do, their standards are way too low for it to be a healthy relationship. You've got other traits and habits and whatever special, sticky sauce makes us unique as people, and those are what'll win her or anybody else over rather than one generic "envelope" trait.

Try to think about a few things you'd want to talk about before-hand. Once conversations get going, those nerves should fall away a bit. Who knows? Maybe she'll lead the discussion and you just have to riff off that.
User avatar #183374 - ilikethisusername (12 hours ago) [-]
alright thanks man.
User avatar #183386 - Zarke (9 hours ago) [-]
Good luck!
User avatar #183403 - ilikethisusername (3 hours ago) [-]
i just have one final question though. i know i said i THINK she doesn't have a boyfriend. but that's just a guess. how do i find out if she has a boyfriend or not without having to ask her or her best friend?
#30379 - I'm not looking for such an intense cut, and I do want to get … 05/01/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#30345 - **** , that sounds good. Thanks man!  [+] (2 new replies) 04/30/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #30355 - nanako (05/01/2015) [-]
www.ncl.ac.uk/magres/research/diabetes/documents/StudyRecipes.pdf

This is imo the best way to lose weight fast. a very low calorie diet will cause you to lose some strength too, but if you had hardly any to begin with, it won't really be an issue.

A protein shake alone is a pretty decent meal
User avatar #30379 - Zarke (05/01/2015) [-]
I'm not looking for such an intense cut, and I do want to get my strength back up, but I can definitely use that as a framework to fix my diet. Thanks again!

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User avatar #7 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Faggot OP blocked me lol, he is butthurt.

You are correct about the Prohibition. I was thinking about the 19th Amendment.

WHICH DENIED WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE
User avatar #8 to #7 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I'll disagree with that amendment and point that back to the Declaration of Independence:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

As far as I can see, something denying women a political voice (part of Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness) shouldn't be in there anyways, and I'm glad that society has progressed past that point.
User avatar #9 to #8 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
k

But daviddavidson is one butthurt ************ .
User avatar #10 to #9 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
I personally think your statements were idiotic. It seems like you've posed much irritation to him in the past. I only let a mosquito land on me so many times before I figure it needs a swat.
User avatar #11 to #10 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
Meh, some parts of it were genuinely me trying to piss him off (and it worked) and some were actually my opinion.

>Hunting = Good

>AR's = Bad

Whether or not you're a sane human being, that gun can easily go into the wrong hands
User avatar #12 to #11 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Any gun can go into the wrong hands. Not just "so-called" ARs (which in reality is a scare-term used to describe semi-automatic rifles with scary-looking furniture). Remember that Virginia Tech massacre? Committed with handguns (using 17 10-round magazines at that). Columbine? Shotguns/handguns.

There are millions of these "assault rifles" in the U.S. The vast, vast, VAST majority of which are not used in crime and likely never will be.
User avatar #13 to #12 - vanoreo (02/12/2013) [-]
I for one think we should just get rid of guns all together sometimes...

But that would be incredibly hard, impractical, and guntoting rednecks would get mad.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Zarke (02/12/2013) [-]
Well, that's pretty well impossible and would likely do no good. You'd have to extract everybody from the country, overturn all the soil, search every nook and cranny, and force everybody to walk back in one at a time through metal detectors.

Secondly, not just rednecks. When there's almost a gun for every person in the U.S., you can't generalize such a large number of people as "gun-toting rednecks". People from all walks of life collect, shoot, protect themselves with, hunt with, and compete with firearms. I mean, what about recreational shooters? We aren't harming anybody, and you're arbitrarily robbing us of our hobby because you don't like guns. That goes right against our rights to Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.
User avatar #6 - Zarke (06/08/2012) [-]
Wow... People actually go through with this stuff sometimes...
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You're FABULOUS darling!
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User avatar #3 - quotetype (06/08/2012) [-]
COMMENT VIRGINITY :D. oh and btw your fabulous.
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You're fabulous
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