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#85 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on stupid kids +1
#89 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
We are on FunnyJunk, if any of us ever get a partner to stay unconscious long enough to breed with them, it'll never be "a well-adjusted, healthy adult". The best we can hope for is a basement dwelling, shitposting, faggot like we are.
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#55 - harrykuntz (11/22/2015) [-]
Where I'm at, english is the primary language, but most police dogs are trained in dutch, that way they won't listen if the suspect tells them sit in the right tone of voice or something
#67 - datmoustache (11/22/2015) [-]
Where I'm from police dogs are raised by their handlers to only listen to them.

What kinda pleb tier dogs you got?
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#80 - harrykuntz (11/22/2015) [-]
Some here are like that, but that's usually officers who own the dog personally, as opposed to ones that can rotate between canine units. They're german shepherds mainly
#60 - That grin on his face is just "THANK YOU for saying it, i… 11/20/2015 on not wrong +2
#19 - Correction: Pandora's box/jar was originally Pandora's Amphora… 11/19/2015 on Interesting Fun Facts Part 3 +6