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Yukimaru

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Date Signed Up:11/26/2010
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#37 - She isn't real.  [+] (2 replies) 08/01/2016 on cifica 0
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#38 - halotalim (08/01/2016) [-]
But the concept of the character is.
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#42 - Yukimaru (08/01/2016) [-]
Yeah but if someone somewhere is going to jerk it to a picture of an under aged person it isn't hurting anyone if that person isn't real. Is that person a pedo? Maybe, but at least they are keeping that shit to themselves.
#117 - Welp. That can't end well.  [+] (3 replies) 07/23/2016 on 2000 year old Egyptian 20... +1
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#127 - helterskeleton (07/23/2016) [-]
not excited for the DM narration.
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#140 - servernotfound (07/23/2016) [-]
You approach Imhotep, the cursed King from behind, phallus extended and ready. He bends over to pick up his sceptre of power and you prepare a thrust to his musty bandage wrapped butthole. WIth a mighty pelvic flick you sink your rod deep inside, internally relishing the screams of agony that are sure to come (as you cum). However it was not to be, as the rags cladding the Pharohs buttocks fall away, revealing the face of Lord Voldemort, who claps down hard on your wiener, severing it clean off. Imhotep turns around and proceeds to get a nat 20 on the roll to give you a savage bumming, all the while Voldemort insults your (now lack of a) manhood.
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#207 - helterskeleton (07/23/2016) [-]
Jesus, it's like i rolled a natural negative 20
#20 - Na you just going to get killed by some dick in either the X-4…  [+] (1 reply) 07/12/2016 on Weapons!! 0
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#21 - thelastpaco (07/12/2016) [-]
Yeah, those are fucking death man. I had one on my team for air support if we needed it in a small op. We got in the area, realized we would take like 90% casualties if we went in so we just said "shoot it." Two minutes later the entire town was fucking ruble and everyone was dead. 10/10 would nuke town from orbit again.
#37 - Could be a her and a slut.  [+] (2 replies) 06/28/2016 on My car 0
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#38 - cookiecoketwo (06/28/2016) [-]
Except I know HIS main account.
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#39 - Yukimaru (06/28/2016) [-]
Well maybe he is a bottom. I don't judge.
#20 - Yeah cause that is really how you got the back seat sticky.  [+] (4 replies) 06/24/2016 on My car 0
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#22 - cookiecoketwo (06/24/2016) [-]
Look at him. Do you think he gets ANY?
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#37 - Yukimaru (06/28/2016) [-]
Could be a her and a slut.
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#38 - cookiecoketwo (06/28/2016) [-]
Except I know HIS main account.
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#39 - Yukimaru (06/28/2016) [-]
Well maybe he is a bottom. I don't judge.
#77 - I hate religion because it all too often becomes a tool for mo…  [+] (2 replies) 06/13/2016 on /pol/ on Orlando 0
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#109 - ihateeverybodytoo (06/13/2016) [-]
pretty rare for Christians though
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#129 - Yukimaru (06/14/2016) [-]
Currently sure. But Christians and Catholics have been pretty violent in the past for more or less the sames reason Muslims of today are violent. So just because they are currently peaceful doesn't mean that a group of them can't or won't become violent. I just can't fathom why people would defend something so vehemently that they can't even prove.