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Fuck that quest. Fuck all the quests, I just hate how they all require doing a shit ton of quests for one quest.
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nigga that is also fletching and crafting.
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#3 - zipov (05/19/2016) [-]
U wanna get th beetus?
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Yes. You'd probably get dah-beetus.
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#5 - people that go outside get this thing called a "tan"  [+] (24 replies) 05/10/2016 on 黒いトイット +26
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#16 - mranldestroyer (05/10/2016) [-]
she looks hispanic tho
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#19 - kanyesfishsticks (05/10/2016) [-]
I was thinking Italian
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#25 - mranldestroyer (05/10/2016) [-]
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#14 - ariplayer (05/10/2016) [-]
here in the Netherlands and in many other northern European countries, she would not be considered "white". she would be called middle eastern or mixed. not out of racism, but just because she obviously isn't 100% European. a big amount of "white people" in the US would not be considered white in northern Europe.
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#30 - andrz (05/10/2016) [-]
Im Norwegian, and i would definitely call her white.
#36 - anon (05/10/2016) [-]
To be fair, a Norwegian is not a reliable source to determine that, what with your immigration problem.
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#38 - andrz (05/10/2016) [-]
To be fair, Norway currently have a very strict immigration policy, if you actually knew what you were talking about. About 10% of the population consists of foreigners. This percentage mostly consists of Polish, Swedish and Lithuanian immigrants. Those are white people Norway =/= Sweden. Just because they are two countries with fairly simmilar culture and language, dosen't mean they have the same policies and government. Just like America =/= Canada.
#45 - anon (05/10/2016) [-]
There's no reason to deny it and just push all the shit on Sweden.

Norwegian is the second most popular language to learn on Duolingo in Norway, due to your high immigration rate. Not to mention all the recent news articles and stories about Norway and your problems with immigration. Face it, you're only barely better than Sweden when it comes to throwing away your cultural heritage in favor of Islam.
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#46 - andrz (05/10/2016) [-]
Obvious troll. Atleast create an account if you want to save those red pinkies.
#47 - anon (05/11/2016) [-]
That's a pretty toxic defense mechanism, but as long as it helps you sleep at night. I imagine it's hard sleeping as it is with all that muslim cock filling your orifices.
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#34 - ariplayer (05/10/2016) [-]

like i said, some people have different definitions of white. also, keep in mind that in countries like the Netherlands, Germany and Sweden, there are a lot of foreigners, which makes the checklist for "whiteness" a little more exclusive.

here's an explanation. obviously, even in northern Europeans you have specimens that exhibit a slight difference from the average features. in a country like Norway, where there aren't a lot of foreigners (or at least nowhere near as much as in Sweden, Netherlands etc etc), someones ethnicity is not quickly doubted; as long as it broadly falls within the core features of said race, then more likely than not, you're part of that race by default and by lack of an alternative.

but in a country where said race isn't the only race around (and considering the fact that middle easterners and Europeans, to an extent, share some features), the list gets more exclusive. in this specific case, her features can be described as Caucasian as well as middle Eastern. but since many middle easterners also fall under the BIOLOGICAL UMBRELLA TERM Caucasian (not the social term) the list gets tighter, and she seems in the end to have more in common with Middle Easterners than with Northern Europeans. on that basis, she is not white, at least, not in The Netherlands.

she might be white in Norway because of a lack of a better term or racial ethnicity, because the vast majority of people living within Norway are white, so she's probably just a little "exotic" but otherwise also white. if you read the replies to comment >>#26 you can see a swede agreeing with me.

SO, Comprendo?
#39 - andrz (05/10/2016) [-]

The reason she would be considered white in Norway by most Norwegians is because her skin tone and features are mainly very simmilar to many Norwegians. I don't know what idea you have about how Norwegians look, but we're far from being albinos. There's a bigger percentage of blonde and pale people in Norway than other southern countries, but there's a LOT of Norwegians who are very tan, black hair, brown eyes, etc. Not only by genetics, but being tan is a feature most Norwegians sought after. Girls in their in the age of 15-30 are extreme on this area in Norway. Im not sure if i can explain quite how extreme, but let's just say a lot of Norwegians go a far way to look more tan than they naturally do, which increases how broadly we use the term "white" I can't speak for all Norwegians, obviously, but my general impression is that a person between 4 on 5 on the scale is considered white.

We usually also only talk about skin color, when we consider if someone is white or not. It's common to say someone looks white but they might have a greek decent because of their features.

I agree with most of what you're saying. However i don't think she's considered white in Norway because of a lack of a better term. >Her skin color is very simmilar to ours, and therefore she is white. If she told me she was Norwegian, i wouldn't doubt her. I might assume that her grand, or grand grand parents originated from further south because of her features. I also think Norwegians desire to be tan plays a huge role in what we consider white.
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#40 - ariplayer (05/10/2016) [-]
Cant blame me though, i didn't know Norway was full of tanning moms and the cast of Jersey/Geordie shore.
#41 - andrz (05/10/2016) [-]
That's true. Most people do it to some degree, so it looks fairly natural and attractive to most people. There are however those people who use a LOT of time in sunbeds or use self tanning and end up looking like trump or worse. There's a slang term for 14 year old girls in Norway who only care about looks and usually are pretty stupid "Fjortis" It's not uncommon for them to look like this.
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#42 - ariplayer (05/10/2016) [-]
thats a damn shame, because like the outcast i am, i really prefer pale girls over (unnaturally) tanned girls.

i once asked my buddies about this and they were all unanimously in favor of tanner women. i was the only one that thought that a pale girl was quite the sight.
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#43 - andrz (05/10/2016) [-]
I think tanned women are considered so attractive, especially in Norway because of the same principles in southerner countries and from older times. Being pale in southerner countries is attractive because it means the person has wealth and dosent have to work in the sun. In older times, fat women were considered attractive for the same reason (Wealth means you can afford food) because people generally were poor.
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#44 - ariplayer (05/10/2016) [-]
true. now, a tan means a person is regularly seen on the beaches of foreign lands, which is obviously something for the elite.

but for me, its just the fact that a pale skin creates contrast and naturally highlights a girls features. brown eyes, brown hair with pale skin looks just amazing. take Emma Watson for example.

problem is i'm not very attracted to European women, not because of their looks, but because of clash of cultures and the fact that i want to go back to live in Kurdistan.
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#18 - kanyesfishsticks (05/10/2016) [-]
She could easily be 100% European. Italians, Portuguese, Greeks, etc. have darker features than the Northern countries.
#26 - ariplayer (05/10/2016) [-]
which is why i specifically said "in northern European countries". yes, she might technically still be European, but practically she isn't, because she's going to be referred to as a girl of color in northern Europe.

the people in these northern European countries are just very very white, not just in skin color and hair color, but in facial features as well. so in addition to her dark brown hair and dark brown eyes, her features are slightly off as well;

for example, she has wide nostrils and a rather wide nose bridge. which is unusual for Caucasian females. her nose makes her look Jewish/Arab/mixed.

yes she might be Greek or Spanish (and in Italy she's still on the darker side (pic related), but she can pass) but she is not, what many consider to be "white". being "white" is not the same as being European.

i'm a Kurd living in Europe (dw i'm going back after Uni), and I've seen people with skin as white as snow be described as middle eastern / foreign looking, because of a slight specific facial feature. and 99 times out of a 100, they were right. if you lived in any northern European country, you would quickly become a master at recognizing features that aren't "white".

want some more mindfuck? Steven Crowder would without a doubt be described as a Turk.
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#32 - dustykeyboard (05/10/2016) [-]
I'm with ya fam. i'm from sweden and i would call her italian, she's def not white.
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#27 - kanyesfishsticks (05/10/2016) [-]
I'm not debating whether she is white or not. I'm just saying she could be 100% European.
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#28 - ariplayer (05/10/2016) [-]
my bad, it seems that you commented on my "100% European" remark, instead of on the "she's white?" remark.
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#29 - kanyesfishsticks (05/10/2016) [-]
it's all good fam
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#7 - crixuz (05/10/2016) [-]
Not in Canada