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Date Signed Up:4/02/2010
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#7 - WARNING: Unattended children will be kidnapped and sold to the circus. 04/03/2010 on Don't Park Here! +6
#16 - And apples.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2010 on The Perfect Girl +5
#62 - oddbutnormal (04/03/2010) [-]
And cows. And animals with Down syndrome. And of course, lines
#23 - writing dicks on sleeping people's faces.  [+] (9 new replies) 04/03/2010 on poke people +6
User avatar #29 - Gledar (04/03/2010) [-]
its better then killing a generation with faggy music
User avatar #30 - Marker (04/03/2010) [-]
when it comes to music, sports, and politics, the years 2000 to 2009 didn't happen. Case closed.
User avatar #31 - Gledar (04/03/2010) [-]


case re opened. fucking music happened man, just not in the USA
User avatar #104 - Marker (04/03/2010) [-]
Yes, I mean the US, sorry for thew confusion. i.e.
Barry Bonds
George W. Bush
Sarah Palin
Avian Flu and Swine Flu (both loads of crap)
21st Century Disney and their music
User avatar #32 - cmm (04/03/2010) [-]
Slipknot? They came from the US
User avatar #35 - Gledar (04/03/2010) [-]
shuddup faggot, slipnot doesnt exist in my mind, or many others
User avatar #36 - cmm (04/03/2010) [-]
Fine. does system of a down exist in your mind? What about Metallica(I know an 80s band, but one of the greatest bands ever)
User avatar #39 - Gledar (04/03/2010) [-]
we're talking 2000 to 2009

read up faggot
User avatar #43 - cmm (04/03/2010) [-]
#7 - no,she used HAX!THE HAAAAX! 04/03/2010 on Kid Gets PWNED On Facebook +1
#16 - I was doing the techno beat put loud and I was watching your a… 04/03/2010 on Impaired Duck Pt. 2 +1
#11 - Unicorn ******** on cupcakes everywhere Rainbows …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/03/2010 on APRIL SECOND -2
User avatar #37 - thatsslightlyfunny (01/24/2011) [-]
you are seiously awesome :O
User avatar #38 - XxNearliekbaconxX (01/24/2011) [-]
I forgot I wrote this :O
User avatar #39 - thatsslightlyfunny (01/25/2011) [-]
still awesome xD
User avatar #40 - XxNearliekbaconxX (01/26/2011) [-]
#10 - "would you **** me?" "I'd … 04/03/2010 on APRIL SECOND +2
#30 - I want the WW2 helmet.the second one reminds me of that part i… 04/03/2010 on WTF? Part 4 0
#85 - I NOT HAS A PMS!! 04/03/2010 on what "SCHOOL" really stands... 0
#84 - at least it gives us something to do when we get bored of scho… 04/03/2010 on what "SCHOOL" really stands... +1
#20 - SHUT UP! Patrick's crying.with sheer troll joy. 04/03/2010 on Spongebob 0
#9 - Please,call him Gary. 04/03/2010 on Too Old -1
#8 - Named mine Paul.That's a person't name.lol Paul. 04/03/2010 on Too Old +4
#16 - lol 11th picture looks like the guy silhouette is all happy an… 04/03/2010 on ironic signs +1
#43 - POW! right in the kisser. 04/03/2010 on Hard Wipeout For Street Luger 0
#48 - TV Casualty TV Casualty TV Casualty TV Casualty. 04/03/2010 on The Truth 0
#75 - I liked the guy that just holds the boombox and pumps his hear… 04/03/2010 on MADNESS 0
#16 - oi oi oi! Purple and Brown. 04/03/2010 on Om Nom Nom In News Week +1
#43 - oh, no wonder why. I want a fantaaaaaaaaa  [+] (22 new replies) 04/03/2010 on spartaaaaaa compilations... 0
User avatar #118 - ratchat (04/03/2010) [-]
User avatar #119 - XxNearliekbaconxX (04/03/2010) [-]
Near lieks toys,Mellow lieks chocolate, L likes sweets, so the real me likes Fanta.
User avatar #120 - ratchat (04/03/2010) [-]
THERE ONCE WAS A BANANA NAMED!!!!!!!................................................Paul
User avatar #121 - XxNearliekbaconxX (04/03/2010) [-]
User avatar #122 - ratchat (04/03/2010) [-]
because Paul was my friend in the war of the aliens i can tell u the story
User avatar #123 - XxNearliekbaconxX (04/03/2010) [-]
*squints eyes tell me of this....Paul you speak of so fondly.
User avatar #124 - ratchat (04/03/2010) [-]
this is the story of Paul the banana it was a normal day then boom a country
went missing so Paul went to see what was going on then he saw aliens he had no gun he had no fighting skill so he went back home to watch the Simpson wean he looked out his window he saw a crash this time he got his gun and went to the crash site he saw a alien so he shot it then he went back home to sleep wean he woke up he looked at his clock its was 2:00 am he wean to look outside through his window the sky
User avatar #126 - XxNearliekbaconxX (04/03/2010) [-]
and his package of bacon came along but the carrier dropped it and the bacon went everywhere but into his mouth,Paul was angry, but too hungry to care, so he FFFFUUUUUU--'d all day long until a new one came along for the last mishap. teh END
User avatar #130 - ratchat (04/03/2010) [-]
no not the end
User avatar #125 - ratchat (04/03/2010) [-]
was red as blood and dark as dark the aliens has in slaved the humans he grab he gun and went to get his car to Canada but his car wont start because he for got to get ...GAS the aliens herd him and went to him so he shot them before they could kill him he jumped out of his can and ran as fast BUT there was a space ship that was 1 of the aliens HQS he had a an idea so he killed all of the aliens went to the space went in side and went to the mother ship he killed all of the aliens in side of
User avatar #127 - ratchat (04/03/2010) [-]
mother ship and killed all of the aliens and there was a blue print he looked at it he was AMAZED there was an big HQ in the middle in the earth and there was a hole that went there but he had to go back the the country the went missing because the hole was in the middle of that country so he went there and killed all of the aliens and the BOSS of them was there EATING the humans and BANANAS he was mad because they had his mom so he went up the the boss and but a bullet in the middle of the
User avatar #128 - ratchat (04/03/2010) [-]
bosses head and it killed him so he freed the human and banana race but the boss at abit of life in him and he killed PAUL the banana then the boss died the bananas and humans were sad so they made a white gold 10 feet statue of him and they put him in the middle of the statue and the statue had this engraved in it PAUL THE BANANA SAVER OF HUMAN AND BANANA RACE the earth went back to normal they left the statue in the middle of the earth they filled the hole and the end..
User avatar #129 - ratchat (04/03/2010) [-]
and this was a true story and u should not he bananas because a banana saved us from a alien masseur and that is the story of PAUL THE BANANA
User avatar #131 - XxNearliekbaconxX (04/03/2010) [-]
damn..that was a cool story bro.
User avatar #132 - ratchat (04/03/2010) [-]
i miss u Paul the banana (-._.-)
User avatar #133 - patriotic canadian (04/03/2010) [-]
well okay then...
User avatar #134 - ratchat (04/03/2010) [-]
did u read my story that is my most typing i had done in my life and paul
User avatar #135 - patriotic canadian (04/03/2010) [-]
im writing three books...

do not compain about typing
User avatar #138 - ratchat (04/03/2010) [-]
sucks for u
User avatar #146 - XxNearliekbaconxX (04/04/2010) [-]
lol beavers.sorry that was immature,I'm hungry.
User avatar #140 - ratchat (04/03/2010) [-]
for comment 139 i can't reply to him and is it about beavers i got a story about a beaver his name was Steve
User avatar #139 - patriotic canadian (04/03/2010) [-]
im doing it for fun :)
#92 - yay! *sits back on chair nibbling* 04/03/2010 on Mi Gusta +1
#18 - Call Alice,when you're ten feet tall.And if you go,chasing rab… 04/03/2010 on Rage Alice in wonderland +2
#17 - That's what it was based on,she was on a drug trip the whole t… 04/03/2010 on Rage Alice in wonderland +2
#17 - He should have just put a cinder block or brick on the gas ped… 04/03/2010 on Anime Club +1
#90 - EL FUUUUUUUUUU  [+] (2 new replies) 04/03/2010 on Mi Gusta +7
User avatar #91 - HomeSikk (04/03/2010) [-]
Here's a cookie. Enjoy
User avatar #92 - XxNearliekbaconxX (04/03/2010) [-]
yay! *sits back on chair nibbling*
#89 - Mi no gusta hablar espanol. Tocino por favor. 04/03/2010 on Mi Gusta 0
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Guess whos back loser. <3
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**bwilliy rolled image** **** I FORGOT TO ROLL. /hangs self
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Pffffff, love you too. <3
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Where you been?
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hi,im new and I would like to be your friend.....if your willing to accecpt my friend request,thanks.....but if your not,the I will jus have to find someone else..............bummer
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Sure, sir.
Sure, sir.
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