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#66 - Apparently it's a magnetic fail-safe designed so that if the p…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/12/2014 on The Greatest Security Guard. 0
User avatar #71 - doctorprofessornv (09/12/2014) [-]
So then why didn't they just install normal doors in the first place? Like, what random-ass pizza place goes through all the trouble of installing complex magnetic doors that serve no obvious purpose?
#72 - XanicLyoka (09/12/2014) [-]
Freddy Fazbear's apparently.
User avatar #75 - doctorprofessornv (09/12/2014) [-]
Touche. Well fuck that place.
User avatar #68 - thesovereigngrave (09/12/2014) [-]
I suppose that makes some sense.
#20 - "Luckily, no one was hurt." -Every Thomas narrator ever. 08/30/2014 on There is no God +1
#80 - Taken from 9gag, who took it from Nerf Now. Original: 08/19/2014 on video game streaming +5
#57 - This is why people hate Tumblr. It's full with loud, obnoxious… 08/11/2014 on feMAIL 0
#150 - The reason for that is explained in Skyward Sword. 08/01/2014 on Silent Protagonist +2
#80 - For your viewing pleasure.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Silent Protagonist +1
User avatar #128 - vgmddg (07/31/2014) [-]
Sounds like Ganon(dorf) won't stay the fuck down.
#150 - XanicLyoka (08/01/2014) [-]
The reason for that is explained in Skyward Sword.
User avatar #100 - phoenixprince (07/31/2014) [-]
I heard that the hero dies timeline is a what if theoretical timeline
#230 - I think the point is that, at least in the older ones, had to … 07/27/2014 on Never pause a disney movie... +1
#22 - True... to a point. As with any large community, the loud peop…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on 4chan on Tumblr +30
#27 - anon (07/08/2014) [-]
I've been on tumblr for a year now and really I haven't seen very much feminazi stuff unless I'm really really looking for it by searching through the tags. Sure there's stuff about wanting equality but I don't see a problem with that. The thing about tumblr is that it's such a big site that you can make it into whatever you want depending on who you follow. Like I follow people who reblog funny things and things about the shows and movies I like along with some art stuff, so that's all I see on a regular basis, unless again, I go looking in the tags. The Feminazi, SJW, and other things seem to be a very small portion of the site, but as you said, they're very loud so they tend to ruin the image of the site all on their own.
#30 - I believe you mean "masochistic".  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on Ack, Watch The Penis Dude +2
User avatar #31 - zomaru (06/13/2014) [-]
YEs, that.
#28 - All four sides of my big toes are fixed to be immune to ingrow… 06/13/2014 on ingrown nails 0
#171 - These are all true. It's sad. 05/28/2014 on This raises questions 0
#27 - The **** did you just roll, boy?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2014 on This phone case has been... +1
#41 - hatemefunnyjunk (05/29/2014) [-]
**hatemefunnyjunk rolled image** Something from nightmares...
#9 - So will everyone's metal implants. And I don't think you want those. 04/24/2014 on Metal detector 0
#72 - It's called the "Third Dimension". 04/24/2014 on Creepy but Cool 0
#12 - See if you can find the music on MTV anymore. 04/24/2014 on Same happened to the... +4
#193 - >"Vegetables" >Shows Mushrooms  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Get FIT Fast! - a quick guide +1
User avatar #495 - jnovuse (04/17/2014) [-]
I almost put red tops with white spots, but I wanted a legit comp
User avatar #205 - icespine (04/16/2014) [-]
you can't really group mushrooms into a food group, but they usually offer a lot of vitamins and minerals which the vegetable group is known for, so it is usually put in there. just my theory, they are a fungus though
#18 - Yes 04/02/2014 on Avion Stunt 0
#6 - Alright... who blew up the Styrofoam cup? 03/30/2014 on What happened? 0
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2014 on Hey. I'm walking here. +4
#7 - lanterns (03/03/2014) [-]
Very tasteful, legs be graceful.
#7 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2014 on Can you hear me now? +25
User avatar #21 - propanex (02/28/2014) [-]
fuken saved
#68 - This is not destruction of currency. This is the creation of art. 01/16/2014 on making a federal offense fun -1
#154 - I don't think Hollywood honestly cares about the difference be… 01/01/2014 on [Spoiler inside] 0
#36 - I heard somewhere that the reason anime characters have such b…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/05/2013 on What Indeed. +14
#46 - Kaylen (12/05/2013) [-]
The dude in this anime has two different colors in his hair because he is a cow :3
User avatar #103 - hamstergeddon (12/05/2013) [-]

I thought he had shown the dude his pubes or something.
User avatar #112 - matttboyagain (12/05/2013) [-]
He did show him his pubes! How could he show him he was a cow? They're two dudes!
User avatar #113 - hamstergeddon (12/05/2013) [-]
I thought it was about saying "I am actually a cow." and showing him his nipples to be around his bellybuttom level, would be a lot more disturbing if you ask me...
User avatar #115 - matttboyagain (12/05/2013) [-]
Um....they don't have animal parts in their human form. Hair color, maybe. But no. He showed the guy his pubes.
User avatar #116 - hamstergeddon (12/05/2013) [-]
I never watched it, I was sorta of assuming.
User avatar #117 - matttboyagain (12/05/2013) [-]
Besides, how would that prove his natural hair color if he had abnormal nipples?
User avatar #118 - hamstergeddon (12/05/2013) [-]
Well, it would prove that he was at least not human... I think, I am not sure what I was thinking, in pespective.
User avatar #119 - matttboyagain (12/05/2013) [-]
Yeah. I guess it's hard to know what to think if you haven't seen it. Basically each member of the Sohma family have a curse that temporarily turns them into an animal of the Chinese zodiac (whatever year they were born on) when they are hugged by someone of the opposite sex who is NOT a member of their family. And they go to ridiculous lengths to protect this secret. So I don't think he would show the guy any evidence that might lead to the figuring out of this curse.
#135 - That took an unexpected turn. 10/17/2013 on Bro +1
#369 - First Yamauchi's death and now this... I'm going to just leave… 09/20/2013 on Oh Man, Too Many Feels... +3


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