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#35 - Picture 04/19/2015 on Fully automatic fish +3
#35 - That's actually really good animation. Very smooth and fluid. 04/17/2015 on 100 years old +1
#107 - He was in one of those combine body holder things you can use … 04/16/2015 on Hello? 0
#68 - It's a math problem that reads like a limerick. 04/08/2015 on The description lies 0
#210 - Alcohol impares judgement, making a bad idea seem like a good one.  [+] (8 new replies) 03/26/2015 on trigered 0
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#212 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (03/26/2015) [-]
Idk, maybe I'm just more tolerant to it than other people, but I've gotten drunk before, like nearly died drunk, but I was still conscious, and while I was obviously not in the right state of mind, I still wouldn't do anything too fucking stupid. I just feel like people use it as an excuse, you need the drive to do it in the first place to do it while drunk. Maybe I didn't explain my point too well, but I'm really tired.
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#241 - therealfell (03/26/2015) [-]
"I've gotten drunk before, like nearly died drunk"

exactly. it impairs your judgement.
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#313 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (03/26/2015) [-]
hahahaha, touche
#225 - malaysianflight (03/26/2015) [-]
There are times that when around the right people, you get pressured into things. It's no secret that alcohol gives you a bit of courage because your mind is a tad bit clouded. Some people, (myself included) don't lose their sense of right and wrong. Others, however, aim to please the crowd by acting like a bunch of imbeciles. Therefore, losing their sense.
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#226 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (03/26/2015) [-]
Yeah... I just never felt the need to do that when drunk. I'm more keen to embarrass my self sober than drunk (making an effort that is)
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#233 - burro (03/26/2015) [-]
Drunk sex is the best sex unless the other person is sober
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#312 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (03/26/2015) [-]
but whiskey dick, eh??
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#325 - burro (03/27/2015) [-]
ahhh dreaded
#32 - When people stop being so butthurt about religion. 03/08/2015 on Jesus Christ 0
#48 - I believe that is the left hand holding the hot dog and the ri… 03/04/2015 on Moral of story: Never... 0
#19 - I feel like Antarctica should be colored green as well since i…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2015 on Shaq standing next to a wax... +3
#22 - pedrocubano (03/02/2015) [-]
You're absolutely right. Here you go!
#18 - 4th from the bottom. That sounds like something Ben Franklin w… 03/02/2015 on George Washington +2
#100 - Some servers have "portals" made of things like wate…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2015 on No one ever asked for it. +2
#116 - xcoreyx (03/02/2015) [-]
Cool. I never played online much