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User avatar #30 to #29 - XXBIOHAZARDXX (06/01/2013) [-]
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#1 - flesheater ONLINE (07/13/2012) [-]
#2 to #433 - XXBIOHAZARDXX (07/13/2012) [-]
that's trippy
that's trippy
User avatar #3 to #434 - flesheater ONLINE (07/13/2012) [-]
so is this
So i was out with my missus today and we were at the bus stop, on our way home from Ikea. This mad cunt comes up and starts giving me grief about **** knows what. He was off his face. 'cause i was with my bird I tried to act at least a bit hard but this cunt was clearly on another planet. He had charles manson eyes and kept reaching in his pocket, I was expecting him to pull out a dirty needle or something. Eventually the missus piped up and started giving him what for. He weren't happy. He let her rant on for about 30 seconds then as she was mid-flow he done a gob right in her mouth. I was flabbergasted. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Well she starts screaming at me to do something but I'm frozen as if I were in some sort of horrid dream. The nutter just walks off and she starts going mental at me for not doing anything. Long story short she dumped me when we got home.

My girlfriend dumped me because a mental tramp spat in her mouth.
Hows that for a ****** day?
#4 to #435 - flesheater ONLINE (07/13/2012) [-]
of course its not true lol
of course its not true lol
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