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#63 - is the panda like 5 inches tall or is the praying mantis just …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on (untitled) +1
#65 - orcova (05/26/2014) [-]
Giant mantis. Definitely. But don't worry, it's low level.
#82 - who cant tell the difference between a car horn and a bird u f… 05/26/2014 on Traffic +1
#82 - everyone that thumbed this up loves their boyfriend lmao  [+] (3 new replies) 05/26/2014 on The Internet 0
User avatar #93 - priestoftheoldones (05/26/2014) [-]
#197 - thempc (05/27/2014) [-]
#106 - sedrosken (05/26/2014) [-]

...unless, you know... it's illegal... do you even know what they'd do to guys like me in prison? Shit...
#2 - What is this, Scooby Doo? I didn't realize you could be arrest…  [+] (18 new replies) 08/21/2013 on Reaper +265
User avatar #80 - rhiaanor (08/22/2013) [-]
Dude, have you never seen really old people. Like, they go insane occasionally and "see demons" and such, do you not fucking understand how bad that would be. My grandpa was one of them, he almost ran into a fucking car but gladly he was stopped.

I don't really give a damn their reasoning, that man is an asshole.
User avatar #63 - crazycowhimself (08/22/2013) [-]
maybe the scythe was not a fake
User avatar #30 - dubii (08/22/2013) [-]
Possession of a scythe?
User avatar #85 - srapture (08/22/2013) [-]
Are people not allowed to own scythes in America? It's a farming tool.
#91 - Rascal (08/22/2013) [-]
Los Angeles has little to no knife laws.
User avatar #89 - dubii (08/22/2013) [-]
Are you allowed to walk around with a knife in America? It's used in cooking.

Own yes, walk around town with, no.
User avatar #27 - mrthezho (08/22/2013) [-]
There are actually old people who have died from getting a heart attack after things like this.
User avatar #11 - murrlogic (08/22/2013) [-]
Disturbing the Peace

Believe me the police will find a way
#38 - senorfrog (08/22/2013) [-]
Shit you reminded me, police don't want you to drink and drive but if you are caught walking home drunk then they arrest you for public intoxication, there is no winning with them there.
User avatar #94 - dyllygaf (08/22/2013) [-]
There are loopholes though, if your pulled over while walking home drunk from a bar and you explain to the cop that you're just trying to get home and you didn't want to drive they will (like 98% of the time) just tell you to get home safe and sometimes, if they're really nice, they might even give you a ride home. You (in most cases) only get arrested for public intoxication if you have no reason to be out there or are causing a disturbance or being generally unruly
#50 - darshian (08/22/2013) [-]
#10 - damnchinks (08/22/2013) [-]
Invasion of privacy?
User avatar #7 - kievbutcher (08/22/2013) [-]
its probably more like harassment
User avatar #6 - javalavalay (08/22/2013) [-]
Pigs get scared easily i guess?
User avatar #21 - icecreamonnips (08/22/2013) [-]
found the edgy 14 year old
User avatar #4 - vicktow (08/22/2013) [-]
Domestic disturbance?
User avatar #5 - chargrilledawesome (08/22/2013) [-]
If one of them had a heart attack it would've been manslaughter
#26 - arnoldbusk (08/22/2013) [-]
One of them having a heart attack would probably cause a chainreaction as they would all shit themselves
#13 - No you didn't, since sings was in quotes which would imply tha… 08/21/2013 on (untitled) 0
#13 - Because usually people that glorify sex so much that they thin…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2013 on Tipunchlinetle +9
#15 - Rascal (08/20/2013) [-]
But I wasn't saying sex is the most amazing thing in the world. All I said was you should have it at least once before a certain age. After that I don't give a fuck how often you have sex. Shit... I probably don't even get any once a month lol The point was just lose it then you've made that accomplishment in life.
User avatar #29 - uzbekistan (08/20/2013) [-]
And being a good person is an accomplishment. Not being a complete asshole 24/7 is also a accomplishment. Clearly you've missed a couple.
#103 - how about you play russian roulette  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2013 on Bite the bullet +3
#117 - vomitjar (08/13/2013) [-]
#1 - coincidence*  [+] (9 new replies) 08/12/2013 on the irony +43
User avatar #7 - ultiomos (08/12/2013) [-]
Coincidence is a type of irony
User avatar #10 - lolfire (08/12/2013) [-]

No it is not.

Billy Madison - Everyone is now dumber
#18 - ultiomos (08/13/2013) [-]
Situational Irony:
an outcome that turns out to be very different from what was expected, the difference between what is expected to happen and what actually does

Would you say that it was expected for the mold to come out deformed as it is? Do you think it was more likely that a mold would be damaged just because it was a mold of JFK?

I don't mean to be an ass, I just see this kind of post about irony vs coincidence and it bothers me.
If you still disagree, take this gif as consolation.
User avatar #25 - hydraetis (08/13/2013) [-]
No. Situational Irony is when something happens like a Fire station being burned down.
#32 - Rascal (08/13/2013) [-]
Better example would be Fire station flooding
User avatar #38 - hydraetis (08/13/2013) [-]
Not really.
User avatar #22 - ugottanked (08/13/2013) [-]
example of irony: you buy a brand new car, and take it for a spin...only to total it

that my friend, is irony
#37 - Rascal (08/13/2013) [-]
No, that's just unfortunate.
User avatar #19 - lolfire (08/13/2013) [-]
#5 - that explains why aliens aren't even bothering to invade europe 08/07/2013 on Fucking Europe -4
#52 - how on earth did you reach that conclusion? It said the teache… 08/06/2013 on Donkey Porn +5
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