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Wumbologist

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Date Signed Up:3/23/2010
Last Login:12/07/2015
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Good day! Before you ask, yes, I am a real Wumbologist. My name is Patrick Star (Dr. Star to you) and I am a professor of Wumbology at the Star School of Wumbology at Princeton University. I also do research regarding wumbo factors.
If you wish to attend my lecture series, shoot me an email at p.star@princeton.edu
Also, my fiancee is Sjorin, so keep your hands off him.

Rule set for King of the Hill can be found here:
http://shorttext.com/GITlfORt

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#1000 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 06/02/2014 on Girls, post your selfie! 0
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#1282 - sunnysight (06/02/2014) [-]
Have you commented on one of my pics before? You seem familiar...
#1375 - Wumbologist (06/02/2014) [-]
Now that you mention it, I think I have.
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With the exact same gif.
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Which is exceedingly odd.
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#1432 - sunnysight (06/02/2014) [-]
I think that's what gave it away.

Welcome back, yo
#1442 - Wumbologist (06/02/2014) [-]
Good to be back
#28 - Picture 06/01/2014 on Horror Pussy +3
#1273 - **Wumbologist rolled image ** 06/01/2014 on This is going up your butt 0
#12 - Take the inner loop and tug it at a roughly 120 degree angle f…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2014 on So truth +10
#41 - aslypancake (06/01/2014) [-]
It actually worked.
#11 - Sublime green text. He baits you with the accompanying picture… 06/01/2014 on 211 in progress +1
#39 - Lolita is a book by Vladimir Nabokov. Some people describe i… 05/30/2014 on 4chan raids bestbookread.com +1
#14 - Lolita is actually a phenomenal work of literature, though.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/30/2014 on 4chan raids bestbookread.com +7
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#26 - crazylance (05/30/2014) [-]
Can you give us a quick review here since we're so lazy that we don't wanna go outside FJ?
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#182 - smorgies (05/31/2014) [-]
The prose is so good, you actually don't mind the story has a pedophile as the protagonist Humbert Humbert is very compelling
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#39 - Wumbologist (05/30/2014) [-]
Lolita is a book by Vladimir Nabokov. Some people describe it as "tragicomedy" since it's simultaneously dark yet full of Nabokov's signature wit. It's about a pedophile with a highly-inflated self-image who begins a fiery obsession with a young girl, aged 13. The prose if magnificently written and the subject matter highly compelling.
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#38 - imakejewburgers (05/30/2014) [-]
It's not much of a review, but I very much liked it. It can be a bit boring at parts, but for the most part it's very interesting. It's essentially the memoirs of a half insane pedophile who tries to convince himself and the reader that he's not a complete monster for what he does while constantly calling himself a monster. He likes little girls he calls nymphets who he thinks are girls that are more sexually mature than their age would suggest. He uses that reasoning to say that he's not corrupting the innocent. The girl the book is about is Lolita who is a girl he simultaneously thinks is god's gift to mankind and an annoying, immature little girl. It really is an amazing read.
#33 - morveri (05/30/2014) [-]
Lolita is the greatest piece of literature about a pedophile that you will ever read.
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#21 - sirkanesixtytwo (05/30/2014) [-]
It's bredy gud to fap to as well.
#644 - Picture 05/30/2014 on Post your selfie here +1
#836 - **Wumbologist rolled image ** 05/30/2014 on This is what will turn you gay 0
#97 - And yes I fully expected some same-sex lovin' 05/30/2014 on I didn't ask for this. +12