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Wumbologist

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Date Signed Up:3/23/2010
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Good day! Before you ask, yes, I am a real Wumbologist. My name is Patrick Star (Dr. Star to you) and I am a professor of Wumbology at the Star School of Wumbology at Princeton University. I also do research regarding wumbo factors.
If you wish to attend my lecture series, shoot me an email at p.star@princeton.edu
Also, my fiancee is Sjorin, so keep your hands off him.

Rule set for King of the Hill can be found here:
http://shorttext.com/GITlfORt

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#131 - Where do I begin? 1. The point of The Raven is not …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2014 on Literature class in a Nutshell +3
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#165 - theejoshster (06/19/2014) [-]
yeah but like.....what if the curtains were just blue?
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#210 - Wumbologist (06/19/2014) [-]
Sometimes they are--but a (good) author doesn't add truly meaningless details. Everything, down to the color of the curtains, exists so as to create a convincing world for the story to take place in.
#142 - supermanon (06/19/2014) [-]
Fuck your shit.

I didn't intend for my literary work to symbolize my opinions to everything you just said, but my literary work must stand on its own.
#27 - The internet says it so it must be true 06/17/2014 on Weasly willy 0
#179 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on Dear whales, THIS is what... +1
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#201 - namdelliks (06/17/2014) [-]
Truth=Downvotes. Remember that Wumbologist.
#31 - Picture 06/15/2014 on euphoric to the max +6
#79 - This content is literally just a massive spoiler. I like Clann…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/14/2014 on Dirty things 0
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#116 - stormietheraver (06/14/2014) [-]
its not that big of a spolier, theres much bigger events that happen
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#86 - makotoitou (06/14/2014) [-]
It's kinda obvious. Like, did you really think it wouldn't happen?
#290 - "Been dazed and confused for so long it's not true."… 06/14/2014 on dhbjadbjkadaklsdn SCATMAAAN 0
#131 - I just watched it on Nickelodeon's website. Completely free HD… 06/13/2014 on Trailer in comments +5
#70 - Would you happen to have a source for this? Genuinely curious.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Its not gay guys 0
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#104 - shemales (06/11/2014) [-]
Ogi Ogas, "A Billion Wicked Thoughts" | Talks at Google

He starts talking about shemale porn at 21:35, but i recommend watching the entire thing. It's quite interesting.
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#85 - megamolester (06/10/2014) [-]
i can't find something quickly, but it was a video about a researcher who wrote a book about that whole stuff (scan't remember the name of the book either)
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#84 - megamolester (06/10/2014) [-]
there was a video on youtube, let me see if i can find it
#172 - It really depends on what genre you're looking for: A…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2014 on well shit +1
#176 - Tarquillaman (06/10/2014) [-]
Thank you very much, like I said, I'm interested in anime, I just need a jumping-off point, i'll definitely look into these.
#103 - You watched this with your dad? 06/09/2014 on Kill La Kill According To... +1