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- What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bi…
Shut it, nigger.
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Well I guess my experience is a bit different. I came form a pretty poor home. Single mom etc. I took IB classes and got a full ride to Yale via a scholarship aimed at low income families.
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You don't need to get it.
- No problem buddy.
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A'ight, thanks man
now place your fist to the left. Thanks.
You have a really tiny hand, sir.
No problem buddy.
- Although it's super overpriced and I would never buy one for m…
Well, it is more useful now
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