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#25 - It's a wonder how people think this is real despite their shir…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2016 on get back in line +1
#31 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** It's funny that dicks are for chicks but you're still eating them.
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#30 - improbablyyourdad (07/22/2016) [-]
Because Americans don't give a shit about soccer or their teams/brands.
#45 - ...I'm ******* sorry? 07/20/2016 on Zeivon Nivexhetam Xuext 0
#38 - >The police don't even have to act on the criminals in any …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/20/2016 on Dapla Vivapel Kamowodup +261
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#215 - shunkahawolf (07/20/2016) [-]
well if men dont even have to touch or look at a women to rape them then i suppose it makes sense that you dont have to touch a criminal to brutalize them in a police like fashion.
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#131 - twentyseconds (07/20/2016) [-]
i think the technical term would be negligence or malpractice. like if some one gets shot and you intentionally dont call an ambulance.

however saving people from drowning in cars is not in their training or scope of practice i would imagine so it wouldn't even be considered one of those either
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#250 - Stamyham (07/21/2016) [-]
It's been ruled again and again that cops are under no obligation to protect citizens, anyway. though afaik they still have the basic responsibility to act, like how somebody can be held liable if they saw somebody injured unto death and could call 911 but didn't
#209 - anon (07/20/2016) [-]
Look up "Warren v. District of Columbia", police do not have a duty to protect you.
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#174 - steampoweredbot (07/20/2016) [-]
Especially when it's in florida.
I ain't going near no gator.
#60 - feffog (07/20/2016) [-]
just like how whites dont have to do anything racist to be racist

wow its like theres a pattern
#4 - That baby one. If that were any more uncanny it would…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2016 on The Cringe Is Real 0
#14 - buttkickerboy (07/19/2016) [-]
"if that were any more uncanny that would be a bottle"
#40 - Does she update the tattoo when she beats her personal record? 07/14/2016 on BOW DOWN TO MOTHER RUSSIA! +3
#8 - Uh am I just not hip? What is Chads?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2016 on How girls welcome Chads +2
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#9 - cdsams (07/12/2016) [-]
Socially inept people tend to classify people whom they believe have all the social skills that they do not have into a general group of people called Chads or Chad singular. A Stacy is the female version.
#3 - All kidding aside, Grima could potentially have eliminated abo…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/12/2016 on Gunpowder +18
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#9 - fuzzyballs (07/12/2016) [-]
the Uruk-Hai would still have attacked
it would have elimiminated a speech, and a cut scene
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#10 - mamenber (07/12/2016) [-]
But they would have a hard time breaching the walls without explosives

If they were able to breach them at all
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#11 - fuzzyballs (07/12/2016) [-]
yeah, go ahead and speculate about a fantasy battle
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#12 - avatice (07/12/2016) [-]
You started the thread dumbfuck
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#14 - fuzzyballs (07/12/2016) [-]
I'm not speculating about who would win
I'm just saying there would be enough Uruks left with the goal of attacking

#4 - anon (07/12/2016) [-]
Jackson could have also added about 40 minutes of film if he decided to add the rest of Grimas and sarumans journey to hobbiton
#5 - firsttimecaller (07/12/2016) [-]
All of the movies could of been way longer had he added content. They literally cut the most important and powerful character, Tom mother fucking Bombadil. The only nigga immune to the ring, who cares about nothing but his wife. He also saves Mary and Pippins lives right away, without him, Sauron won.

Although I always joke they should of just baited some orcs or the Nazgul into his territory, then when they pissed him off he would of went and dealt with Sauron
#6 - anon (07/12/2016) [-]
That´s why you don´t watch the theatrical versions but only the extended cuts of LotR.
Also Jackson did the right thing ending Saruman at his tower and leaving out Tom.
There was no other choice to make the movie feasible.

Though he majorly fücked up with the Osgiliath sh!t and the useless love stuff.
#7 - firsttimecaller (07/12/2016) [-]
Agreed the extended are the way to go, but leaving out someone who saves the main parties lives early on was not a correct choice. Also Tom is the best part of the first book. My friend group (by which I mean my one friend who liked LotR and might be the worlds biggest fan, and yes I mean that, dude has a problem with LotR) were so fucking excited for Tom, when he was not there, I wanted to walk out b/c I had no hope for the rest of the film/series. Although I am glad I stayed b/c I did and do enjoy them.

Even though I strongly dislike Tolkien and the unjust credit he gets for a lot of things. I mean he literally just stole a norse myth. Not that he did not add to it plenty, but still it's about where the credit lies.

And the nigga was crazy, he thought that he was writing a real, non fictional account of our planets history. But no one ever brings that up.

Kinda like how I love Sherlock Holmes but really dislike Doyle, that nigga was also crazy, I sense a trend.....
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#39 - >None of the male characters Lol faggot  [+] (6 new replies) 07/08/2016 on Buttwatch +4
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#61 - inverseiconoclasm (07/08/2016) [-]
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#57 - daentraya (07/08/2016) [-]
chek top comment if ur that desperate to nut u fag
#54 - anon (07/08/2016) [-]
get out of here faggot
#53 - thediamondhack (07/08/2016) [-]
#48 - notsohappygamer (07/08/2016) [-]
#174 - Underrated game. Beautiful swordplay and power struggle system 07/04/2016 on I am fluent in Death! +3