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Willhelm

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Date Signed Up:3/20/2010
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#4 - That's PRESIDENT Hamster to you, pal.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2015 on Hamster President +36
#10 - whichever (01/16/2015) [-]
#39 - Great to see new OC on this site. If switching to grayscale wo… 01/14/2015 on Writing 101 0
#12 - Can't say I know it. Please pitch it to us, as best as you can.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2015 on The end of Gunshow 0
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#17 - blackoutonetwotwo (01/11/2015) [-]
Point and click spoopy adventure.
see: Chzo Mythos
#14 - discodragon (01/10/2015) [-]
Can't really pitch it, but play the shit out of it. #2spoopy.
#229 - Literally all of the other advice is good, though. 9.5/10, gre… 01/04/2015 on faggot 0
#228 - >2015 >Not immediately rushing graveyard for Zweihan…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2015 on faggot 0
#343 - anon (01/04/2015) [-]
i thought the in meta thing to do now a days was to get the washing pole as your arm of choice (mothers, giants, washing pole, glass crest, haval's, Dark wood, dark moon blade, with your maxed out ascended flame)
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#229 - Willhelm (01/04/2015) [-]
Literally all of the other advice is good, though. 9.5/10, great graphic.
#50 - The inclusion of a major character in the first frame probably… 01/03/2015 on The Journey of Expectations 0
#14 - Touché! 12/31/2014 on Claims to be asexual... +1
#4 - I don't actually think it's that bad, but this is at the core …  [+] (9 new replies) 12/31/2014 on TV +122
#19 - lastsamurai (01/01/2015) [-]
well you can take any show apart that way...
The only reason people don't like the big bang theory is because they have become less and less nerdy and that the same jokes are getting obnoxious, just like any other series.
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#7 - landartheconqueror (12/31/2014) [-]
i think it's an awful fucking show. the jokes are cliche and over used, hardly anything original. incredibly basic, and plays off of "nerdy" stereotypes. literally, watch it without the backing laugh track, you won't even smirk once. it's the most painful thing meanwhile every dip shit who watches it thinks they're some smart ass because it's a show for "nerds", when in reality they either get the science from some basic "popular science" website, or straight up get the science wrong. and everyone is going crazy about it, wearing "basiboop" shirts every where they go
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#38 - octavia (01/01/2015) [-]
Not for nothing, but no shit it loses it's humor without the laugh track. It was made with a laugh track in mind. Awkward pauses and all that. Literally any show that makes use of a laugh track often will be the same.
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#39 - landartheconqueror (01/01/2015) [-]
i think it's more the mob mentality.. "the laugh track is telling me that what i just witnessed was funny, so i have to laugh along and agree"
subconscious desire to fit in
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#40 - octavia (01/01/2015) [-]
That's definitely a part of it too, but I mean, the awkward timing of the scenes without the track really turns people off. So of course watching without the laugh track won't make you laugh.

I guess what I'm trying to say is critique it all you want, just leave the laugh track and resulting comedic timing out, unless you plan to critique that technique as a whole
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#42 - landartheconqueror (01/01/2015) [-]
i'm just arguing that the jokes are shit, and the laugh track is the only thing that makes people laugh
#6 - anon (12/31/2014) [-]
Man, I wish more academic papers were written like your comment
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#8 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (12/31/2014) [-]
by starting a sentence with "and"? 2/10 would fail.
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#5 - tehwaffles (12/31/2014) [-]
Now I see.
Thanks.
#12 - Lol, I was just posting the pic from the original post, cuz it…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Claims to be asexual... +1
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#13 - WillWalrus (12/31/2014) [-]
I know, just pointing it out here because people can't read it up there.
#14 - Willhelm (12/31/2014) [-]
Touché!
#10 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Claims to be asexual... +4
#11 - WillWalrus (12/31/2014) [-]
Asexuals ARE broken.
Wanting to have sex, wanting to reproduce is such a fundamental desire of even the most basic of organisms that if you don't experience this, sorry, something is wrong with you.
#15 - whitestofchapels (12/31/2014) [-]
I agree and I'm asexual. People just don't seem to care what we actually think or say. A lot of other asexuals I've met, don't really care for all the people who say stuff like "Asexuals arent broken" and such. We have accepted who we are and embrace it but people like to think that they need to stand up for us and speak for us. Its annoying.
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#20 - WillWalrus (01/01/2015) [-]
Well I mean that's the case with SJWs. They don't like to let "oppressed" people speak for themselves.
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#21 - whitestofchapels (01/01/2015) [-]
We arent exactly oppressed though. The most oppressed it gets it from people saying we don't exist.
#22 - WillWalrus (01/01/2015) [-]
That's why I put "oppressed" in quotes
#23 - whitestofchapels (01/01/2015) [-]
I'm a little slow on the draw sometimes.
#24 - WillWalrus (01/01/2015) [-]
It's fine man, we all are
#16 - zocard (12/31/2014) [-]
Ya, you'd think that they would know we like to do things for ourselves...
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#12 - Willhelm (12/31/2014) [-]
Lol, I was just posting the pic from the original post, cuz its resolution was too low. I don't actually give a fuck.
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#13 - WillWalrus (12/31/2014) [-]
I know, just pointing it out here because people can't read it up there.
#14 - Willhelm (12/31/2014) [-]
Touché!