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#11 - I literally logged in just to tell you that you win. You … 1 hour ago on Anyone else bored? 0
#118 - The new Miami Hotline looks great! 5 hours ago on WebM Collection #2 0
#75 - >has a job >not paying rent >only 19 years ol…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/23/2015 on Growing up 0
#77 - tyroneisanigger (01/23/2015) [-]
Not going to college either. Technically it is pretty good but I'm scared for my future.
#82 - corps (01/23/2015) [-]
You could always join the military. That would also allow you to take college classes if you wanted and not have to worry about debt. Your profile says you're in IL
#84 - tyroneisanigger (01/23/2015) [-]
Yes I am can I ask why you added that? Also, I have a schedule interview with the Coastguard but their office is all the way in Chicago. The coastguard recruits a little differently from the other branches.
User avatar #85 - corps (01/23/2015) [-]
Just verifying that you lived in the US because I know a lot of people just assume everyone lives in America. But hey, I'm sure the Coast Guard would take care of you.
#87 - tyroneisanigger (01/23/2015) [-]
Yeah I'm sure you could have assumed by my previous comment that Chicago is a good six hours away from where I live. The only feasible option I have is taking a train there but I hear the main station is in a bad part of the city I don't want to get mugged.
You know anything of Chicago? I'll probably end up going there for the interview anyways but anything helps.
#88 - corps (01/23/2015) [-]
No, I'm just a Nebraska guy. I have been to big cities like New York quite a few times however, and it's not as bad as you'd think. If you're just taking a train I'm sure you'll be fine.
#89 - tyroneisanigger (01/23/2015) [-]
Huh only one state between IL and NE.

I live close to the IL/IA border.
User avatar #90 - corps (01/23/2015) [-]
Oh, yeah... I hadn't even thought about that. It's funny, because I live along the NE/IA border.
#769 - Dwarf Fortress. 01/18/2015 on wut games u play 0
#12 - Thanks, I was just about to request audio sauce on this!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2015 on Dem WebMs 1 0
User avatar #14 - xxbutthurtxx (01/16/2015) [-]
np mate
#4 - That's PRESIDENT Hamster to you, pal.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2015 on Hamster President +36
#10 - whichever (01/16/2015) [-]
#39 - Great to see new OC on this site. If switching to grayscale wo… 01/14/2015 on Writing 101 0
#12 - Can't say I know it. Please pitch it to us, as best as you can.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2015 on The end of Gunshow 0
User avatar #17 - blackoutonetwotwo (01/11/2015) [-]
Point and click spoopy adventure.
see: Chzo Mythos
#14 - discodragon (01/10/2015) [-]
Can't really pitch it, but play the shit out of it. #2spoopy.
#229 - Literally all of the other advice is good, though. 9.5/10, gre… 01/04/2015 on faggot 0
#228 - >2015 >Not immediately rushing graveyard for Zweihan…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2015 on faggot 0
#343 - anonexplains (01/04/2015) [-]
i thought the in meta thing to do now a days was to get the washing pole as your arm of choice (mothers, giants, washing pole, glass crest, haval's, Dark wood, dark moon blade, with your maxed out ascended flame)
User avatar #229 - Willhelm (01/04/2015) [-]
Literally all of the other advice is good, though. 9.5/10, great graphic.

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User avatar #5 - ssjkirby (01/20/2014) [-]
What did you say here? : www.funnyjunk.com/clubs/funny-pictures/4982004/5#5

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User avatar #6 to #5 - Willhelm (01/20/2014) [-]
There's nothing quite worse than a question unanswered, is there?

I had said "Then don't ******* go to clubs."
User avatar #1 - DatsNoMoon (05/22/2013) [-]
It would appear that my user name will be as blue as yours upon the 22nd of October this year.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Willhelm (05/22/2013) [-]
Why, how blue is my name?
User avatar #3 to #2 - DatsNoMoon (05/22/2013) [-]
Only slightly darker than mine.
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