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WhiteReaper

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:10/27/2009
Last Login:7/04/2015
Location:Chicago IL
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#134 - because you are drunk, now go to sleep. 03/17/2014 on 'MURICA! 0
#172 - when you punch out you dont get paid for a break i havent work… 03/17/2014 on Awkward.... -1
#166 - then someone done goofed. because he is back home meaning he t…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/17/2014 on Awkward.... 0
#169 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
also the point is, you can apply your job logic to the military. A tour of duty is a set amount of time for any one man or woman to serve in an active role, either on a ship or in a war zone. A tour of duty has a midterm leave, so 6 months in you get to go home so you dont go nuts, but your still in your tour which still lasts 12 months
User avatar #174 - tenacioustroll (03/17/2014) [-]
how can you be on udty when you are at home makes no fucking sense bro. when you leave a palce ANY place you have phusically left and are not there any more you cnt count the time at home as work.
#175 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
imagine you are a construction contractor and get a 6 month contract to build something. You're not working at night, you're not staying at the worksite, you go home. but you still have a 6 month contract. If you can't understand that concept, then you're probably retarded and I can't explain any more clearly
#179 - John Cena (03/17/2014) [-]
but if you leave the country and stop building you will not have a contract anymore. BOOM.....in your face stranger.
#167 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
but you're on your lunch break and you're still getting paid for that time. unless you work a by the hour job, you still get paid for lunch breaks, or when you go to take a shit, or go out for a cigarette.
User avatar #172 - WhiteReaper (03/17/2014) [-]
when you punch out you dont get paid for a break i havent worked at a lace that does that.
#164 - then its not 12 months there because those 10days would have t…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/17/2014 on Awkward.... 0
#165 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
but on the tour of duty, it would still say 12 months. If you're on tour for 12 months, they don't subtract your shore leave of 2 weeks and make u stay 14 more days to make up for it. You're still on your tour even when you're on shore leave, it still counts. look at the top rated comments.
User avatar #166 - WhiteReaper (03/17/2014) [-]
then someone done goofed. because he is back home meaning he technically isnt working if he is at home fucking his wife. if i go home on a lunch break to have sex with my gf thne im not at work im at home fucking my gf.
#169 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
also the point is, you can apply your job logic to the military. A tour of duty is a set amount of time for any one man or woman to serve in an active role, either on a ship or in a war zone. A tour of duty has a midterm leave, so 6 months in you get to go home so you dont go nuts, but your still in your tour which still lasts 12 months
User avatar #174 - tenacioustroll (03/17/2014) [-]
how can you be on udty when you are at home makes no fucking sense bro. when you leave a palce ANY place you have phusically left and are not there any more you cnt count the time at home as work.
#175 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
imagine you are a construction contractor and get a 6 month contract to build something. You're not working at night, you're not staying at the worksite, you go home. but you still have a 6 month contract. If you can't understand that concept, then you're probably retarded and I can't explain any more clearly
#179 - John Cena (03/17/2014) [-]
but if you leave the country and stop building you will not have a contract anymore. BOOM.....in your face stranger.
#167 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
but you're on your lunch break and you're still getting paid for that time. unless you work a by the hour job, you still get paid for lunch breaks, or when you go to take a shit, or go out for a cigarette.
User avatar #172 - WhiteReaper (03/17/2014) [-]
when you punch out you dont get paid for a break i havent worked at a lace that does that.
#154 - but then technically he wouldnt be away for 12 months since he…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/16/2014 on Awkward.... 0
#163 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
just because he came back on shore leave, doesn't shorten the time he spent on his tour. 10 days of leave doesn't negate the 12 months away. The news source probly just saw that his tour was 12 months and automatically assumed that means hes just gonna be away for 12 months with no leave at all
User avatar #164 - WhiteReaper (03/17/2014) [-]
then its not 12 months there because those 10days would have to be subtracted off. lets say he came back fr a month. then it would be 11 months spent out there instead of 12. if you have 5 apples and eat 3 how much do you have left?
#165 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
but on the tour of duty, it would still say 12 months. If you're on tour for 12 months, they don't subtract your shore leave of 2 weeks and make u stay 14 more days to make up for it. You're still on your tour even when you're on shore leave, it still counts. look at the top rated comments.
User avatar #166 - WhiteReaper (03/17/2014) [-]
then someone done goofed. because he is back home meaning he technically isnt working if he is at home fucking his wife. if i go home on a lunch break to have sex with my gf thne im not at work im at home fucking my gf.
#169 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
also the point is, you can apply your job logic to the military. A tour of duty is a set amount of time for any one man or woman to serve in an active role, either on a ship or in a war zone. A tour of duty has a midterm leave, so 6 months in you get to go home so you dont go nuts, but your still in your tour which still lasts 12 months
User avatar #174 - tenacioustroll (03/17/2014) [-]
how can you be on udty when you are at home makes no fucking sense bro. when you leave a palce ANY place you have phusically left and are not there any more you cnt count the time at home as work.
#175 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
imagine you are a construction contractor and get a 6 month contract to build something. You're not working at night, you're not staying at the worksite, you go home. but you still have a 6 month contract. If you can't understand that concept, then you're probably retarded and I can't explain any more clearly
#179 - John Cena (03/17/2014) [-]
but if you leave the country and stop building you will not have a contract anymore. BOOM.....in your face stranger.
#167 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
but you're on your lunch break and you're still getting paid for that time. unless you work a by the hour job, you still get paid for lunch breaks, or when you go to take a shit, or go out for a cigarette.
User avatar #172 - WhiteReaper (03/17/2014) [-]
when you punch out you dont get paid for a break i havent worked at a lace that does that.
User avatar #155 - thebigsoldier (03/16/2014) [-]
Huh.... your into something there.
#144 - hes been away for 12 months while she look almost 9 months pre…  [+] (15 new replies) 03/16/2014 on Awkward.... +4
User avatar #161 - catburglarpenis (03/17/2014) [-]
That's damn fine detective work, son.
User avatar #152 - thebigsoldier (03/16/2014) [-]
There is such a thing as " shore leave"he coulda gone home and boned her.
User avatar #154 - WhiteReaper (03/16/2014) [-]
but then technically he wouldnt be away for 12 months since he did come back.
#163 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
just because he came back on shore leave, doesn't shorten the time he spent on his tour. 10 days of leave doesn't negate the 12 months away. The news source probly just saw that his tour was 12 months and automatically assumed that means hes just gonna be away for 12 months with no leave at all
User avatar #164 - WhiteReaper (03/17/2014) [-]
then its not 12 months there because those 10days would have to be subtracted off. lets say he came back fr a month. then it would be 11 months spent out there instead of 12. if you have 5 apples and eat 3 how much do you have left?
#165 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
but on the tour of duty, it would still say 12 months. If you're on tour for 12 months, they don't subtract your shore leave of 2 weeks and make u stay 14 more days to make up for it. You're still on your tour even when you're on shore leave, it still counts. look at the top rated comments.
User avatar #166 - WhiteReaper (03/17/2014) [-]
then someone done goofed. because he is back home meaning he technically isnt working if he is at home fucking his wife. if i go home on a lunch break to have sex with my gf thne im not at work im at home fucking my gf.
#169 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
also the point is, you can apply your job logic to the military. A tour of duty is a set amount of time for any one man or woman to serve in an active role, either on a ship or in a war zone. A tour of duty has a midterm leave, so 6 months in you get to go home so you dont go nuts, but your still in your tour which still lasts 12 months
User avatar #174 - tenacioustroll (03/17/2014) [-]
how can you be on udty when you are at home makes no fucking sense bro. when you leave a palce ANY place you have phusically left and are not there any more you cnt count the time at home as work.
#175 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
imagine you are a construction contractor and get a 6 month contract to build something. You're not working at night, you're not staying at the worksite, you go home. but you still have a 6 month contract. If you can't understand that concept, then you're probably retarded and I can't explain any more clearly
#179 - John Cena (03/17/2014) [-]
but if you leave the country and stop building you will not have a contract anymore. BOOM.....in your face stranger.
#167 - plaguehammer (03/17/2014) [-]
but you're on your lunch break and you're still getting paid for that time. unless you work a by the hour job, you still get paid for lunch breaks, or when you go to take a shit, or go out for a cigarette.
User avatar #172 - WhiteReaper (03/17/2014) [-]
when you punch out you dont get paid for a break i havent worked at a lace that does that.
User avatar #155 - thebigsoldier (03/16/2014) [-]
Huh.... your into something there.
#147 - jellyman (03/16/2014) [-]
Thank you, good sir
#1 - oh **** bad things do really happen. precious time was … 03/15/2014 on Obey the Walrus +4
#28 - dang dude you got the **** end of the stick. 03/15/2014 on (untitled) 0
#64 - damn i was actually rooting for him. am dissapoint. 03/15/2014 on Keep watching +1
#86 - thats cool as **** . thats why i want to see the world. … 03/15/2014 on you are now leaving india 0
#13 - to be honest they look like they could be new pokemon. 03/14/2014 on Story time 0
#27 - enter brazzers logo here 03/11/2014 on The original 6 +3
#31 - his jokes were lame so people wanted him to stop. 03/11/2014 on Between two Ferns, with Obama +1
#28 - Still he made appearances and such. I think people aren't just…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2014 on Between two Ferns, with Obama 0
#29 - comradewinter (03/11/2014) [-]
Bush would crack jokes every now and then, but he was simply discredited for not being serious.
User avatar #31 - WhiteReaper (03/11/2014) [-]
his jokes were lame so people wanted him to stop.
#24 - Reagan* sorry the A didn't register. 03/11/2014 on Between two Ferns, with Obama 0
#23 - you forgot about regan. he was white.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/11/2014 on Between two Ferns, with Obama +1
#25 - comradewinter (03/11/2014) [-]
Reagan was a known actor. I don't think anyone expected him to leave his past completely behind.
User avatar #28 - WhiteReaper (03/11/2014) [-]
Still he made appearances and such. I think people aren't just letting obama do it because he is black. i think its because he is so comfortable with cracking jokes and making such public appearances because its different and only so few have done it. if every president did what he does it wouldn't be much of a big deal.
#29 - comradewinter (03/11/2014) [-]
Bush would crack jokes every now and then, but he was simply discredited for not being serious.
User avatar #31 - WhiteReaper (03/11/2014) [-]
his jokes were lame so people wanted him to stop.
User avatar #24 - WhiteReaper (03/11/2014) [-]
Reagan* sorry the A didn't register.
#38 - The kid had the situation under control. confidence is key. 03/11/2014 on Bad ass kid protects Monkey... 0
#38 - Brown's injuries were a fractured wrist, fractured vertebrae, … 03/11/2014 on Tailboned +3
#17 - They probably got bigger cribs. 03/11/2014 on Bro! i got this +6
#213 - But what about poland . 03/11/2014 on World war 0
#53 - we have one in chicago as well. whenever you walk past it look…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2014 on Nice boobs +5
User avatar #93 - sairajayn (03/11/2014) [-]
Please. Take a photo of this.
User avatar #117 - qpcugh (03/11/2014) [-]
#115, meant to reply to you
#59 - huffe (03/11/2014) [-]
#309 - well a book club could be started.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2014 on Lonely, i am so lonely. 0
User avatar #312 - riathewolf (03/09/2014) [-]
True, but some people don't have time/place/funds to maintain a proper book club.
#119 - enjoyed that movie. nobody else i show it to likes it. they al… 03/09/2014 on Frozen +2
#282 - or even better......and bear with me on this......you simply r…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/09/2014 on Lonely, i am so lonely. +1
User avatar #296 - riathewolf (03/09/2014) [-]
I think it's saying it sucks to have no one to talk about the book with, not "Oh, I read the book for the fandom, but there's no fandom!"
User avatar #309 - WhiteReaper (03/09/2014) [-]
well a book club could be started.
User avatar #312 - riathewolf (03/09/2014) [-]
True, but some people don't have time/place/funds to maintain a proper book club.
#132 - well if someone who didnt snap easily and was able to keep his… 03/07/2014 on Bouncer fights off gunman +1
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User avatar #1 - theezachulator (01/05/2015) [-]
wo i forgot i had you as a friend on here hows it been
User avatar #2 to #1 - WhiteReaper ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
holy **** ! i missed you man. things have been alright with me i cant complain too much. how have things been with you?
User avatar #3 to #2 - theezachulator (01/06/2015) [-]
i aint doing to bad my self had some time off plant started on fire today was my first day back still living in portage with Sarah my fiance
User avatar #4 to #3 - WhiteReaper ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
damn dude we need to hang some day before i move to ohio. im going to move down there with josh and his girl.
User avatar #5 to #4 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
why ohio? howed school go for ya?
User avatar #6 to #5 - WhiteReaper ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
it went decent. im going down there cause hes down there and we wanted to move in together. but the thing is im only planning on being down there for a year or two. theres really nothing down there. especially the town he currently lives in. then im planning on moving somewhere else with more opportunity.
User avatar #7 to #6 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
there's nothing realy in ohio just dont get stuck down there
User avatar #8 to #7 - WhiteReaper ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
oh im not planning on it. i just want him to realize the same thing. hes already having a hard time making money so i want to help him out as much as i can
User avatar #9 to #8 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
told him to come work in portage here a while ago the towns not bad im makeing 17.30 a hour
User avatar #10 to #9 - WhiteReaper ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
holy **** that really isnt that bad. i would love a job like that. hes thinking of working at mt olympus as a last resort if it doesnt work out but if portage is better id rather go up there
User avatar #11 to #10 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
ya factory work isnt to bad
User avatar #12 to #11 - WhiteReaper ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
what kind of factory do you work in
User avatar #13 to #12 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
cheese plant opening 40 pound blocks all day they arnt hiring right now but i doubt that they wont be for long people always leaveing
User avatar #14 to #13 - WhiteReaper ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
i love cheese lol. you must come home smelling like it
User avatar #15 to #14 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
i dont even notice it anymore. flipping 40s all day tho has built up some muscle which is nice
User avatar #16 to #15 - WhiteReaper ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
damn i could use some muscle. and cheese in my belly
User avatar #17 to #16 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
saint gobain is hireing still for 4th shift 14 bucks a hour sat sun 12 hours shifts and 2 8 hour shifts during the week starting at 14 all they do is make medical equipment
User avatar #18 to #17 - WhiteReaper ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
damn i will definitely keep portage in mind for the fiture. i remember i tried to get a job up there last time but they wanted someone with more experience lol
User avatar #19 to #18 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
ya just go thru a temp ageny they will stick you in a plant within a week experience or not
User avatar #22 to #19 - WhiteReaper ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
do you still have an xbox 360. maybe me you barry and josh could play sometime
User avatar #23 to #22 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
ya the names liberatebanana5
User avatar #20 to #19 - WhiteReaper ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
nice. what else have you been doing besides working. you seemed to have disappeared.
User avatar #21 to #20 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
i haven't been up to to much hunting fishing playing games the normal stuff
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