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WhiteReaper

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:10/27/2009
Last Login:6/30/2015
Location:Chicago IL
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Comment Ranking:#12641
Highest Content Rank:#4045
Highest Comment Rank:#5446
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Times Content Favorited:54 times
Total Comments Made:743
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#66 - oh my god! glove world is here!! 01/04/2014 on WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF... +1
#1 - this made me chuckle. old lady: oh yeah i forgot to mention my…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2014 on Clearing the Basement the... +32
User avatar #5 - flowerpotofdeath (01/03/2014) [-]
-hanuted
User avatar #12 - CrowbarNinja (01/03/2014) [-]
Hanuted Huoses skare me so much
#357 - you wouldnt be seen but they would think you are real and feel… 01/01/2014 on what would you do ? 0
#354 - unless you find a blind person.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/01/2014 on what would you do ? 0
User avatar #357 - WhiteReaper (01/01/2014) [-]
you wouldnt be seen but they would think you are real and feel your face and then know how you look
User avatar #356 - astraea (01/01/2014) [-]
>2013+1
>greentexting on fj
>still being blind
top lel
#350 - but if you were invisible you can pretend to be a ghost and ha…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/01/2014 on what would you do ? +1
User avatar #353 - astraea (01/01/2014) [-]
but if u were invisible all the time ud just kinda not be seen by anyone and that would sux
#427 - freetodo (01/01/2014) [-]
u can turn it on and off.....
User avatar #354 - WhiteReaper (01/01/2014) [-]
unless you find a blind person.
User avatar #357 - WhiteReaper (01/01/2014) [-]
you wouldnt be seen but they would think you are real and feel your face and then know how you look
User avatar #356 - astraea (01/01/2014) [-]
>2013+1
>greentexting on fj
>still being blind
top lel
#115 - thank you very much 01/01/2014 on Pineapples +2
#109 - i dont remember that being in flushed away  [+] (2 new replies) 01/01/2014 on Pineapples +1
User avatar #110 - dapianoman (01/01/2014) [-]
im kidding. it's some shrek musical
User avatar #115 - WhiteReaper (01/01/2014) [-]
thank you very much
#103 - what is that from?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/01/2014 on Pineapples +1
User avatar #107 - dapianoman (01/01/2014) [-]
Flushed away
User avatar #109 - WhiteReaper (01/01/2014) [-]
i dont remember that being in flushed away
User avatar #110 - dapianoman (01/01/2014) [-]
im kidding. it's some shrek musical
User avatar #115 - WhiteReaper (01/01/2014) [-]
thank you very much
#62 - this ones even better! 12/30/2013 on wait for it, it is worth it 0
#58 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/30/2013 on wait for it, it is worth it 0
User avatar #61 - dharkmoswen (12/30/2013) [-]
OMFG!!! 2 OF THEM!? I love oyu, please tell me there's more
User avatar #62 - WhiteReaper (12/30/2013) [-]
this ones even better!
#2 - i ******* hate those!!!! 12/17/2013 on Remember to brush your teeth. 0
#1 - if only this was still the 90s this might just work. 12/17/2013 on Getting a girl 0
#1 - except for the fact that if theres not that much room in the r…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2013 on Minimum wage +1
User avatar #8 - sursum (12/17/2013) [-]
There is a massive labour pool of unskilled workers who all compete for limited positions, i don't blame a business for paying an employee what they are worth.
#25 - At least someone understands. 12/03/2013 on Black Very Cool 0
#69 - im not 12 and neither are my friends. and i like the multiplay… 12/02/2013 on MIND BLOWING 0
#232 - The things i care about are friends and family everything else…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2013 on Feels 0
User avatar #257 - gayobliteratorhere (12/02/2013) [-]
care about everything nigga
#114 - oh god..... 11/29/2013 on Maths 0
#91 - they probably think im some creepy weirdo. 11/29/2013 on Maths +3
#84 - lol what did that do.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/29/2013 on Maths +1
User avatar #110 - gandalfthered (11/29/2013) [-]
soap dissolves fat and most of your skin is covered in a tiny layer of fat as for your penis fluids they are also a fat-based substance, so shit propably got mad dry yo
User avatar #132 - ilovetexas (12/01/2013) [-]
it did. it was all cracked & shit. hurt like a bitch.
#114 - WhiteReaper (11/29/2013) [-]
oh god.....
#61 - no just the dryness didnt bother me. i also didnt know about t…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/29/2013 on Maths +1
User avatar #74 - ilovetexas (11/29/2013) [-]
Happened to me once. To prevent that I have one tip. dish soap is not good lube.
User avatar #84 - WhiteReaper (11/29/2013) [-]
lol what did that do.
User avatar #110 - gandalfthered (11/29/2013) [-]
soap dissolves fat and most of your skin is covered in a tiny layer of fat as for your penis fluids they are also a fat-based substance, so shit propably got mad dry yo
User avatar #132 - ilovetexas (12/01/2013) [-]
it did. it was all cracked & shit. hurt like a bitch.
#114 - WhiteReaper (11/29/2013) [-]
oh god.....
#59 - i know what you mean ive fapped it dry so much once it got lit…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/29/2013 on Maths +4
User avatar #76 - ryderjbudde (11/29/2013) [-]
You ever wonder what girls think when they see shit like this?
User avatar #130 - aherorising (11/30/2013) [-]
if they can talk how boody periodlumps are expelled from their demon uterussess, then we can talk about our dicks.
User avatar #91 - WhiteReaper (11/29/2013) [-]
they probably think im some creepy weirdo.
User avatar #60 - mondominiman (11/29/2013) [-]
Why did you keep going? Are you a masochist or what
User avatar #61 - WhiteReaper (11/29/2013) [-]
no just the dryness didnt bother me. i also didnt know about the cracks until i finished then i was like, whoah i need to take a break.
User avatar #74 - ilovetexas (11/29/2013) [-]
Happened to me once. To prevent that I have one tip. dish soap is not good lube.
User avatar #84 - WhiteReaper (11/29/2013) [-]
lol what did that do.
User avatar #110 - gandalfthered (11/29/2013) [-]
soap dissolves fat and most of your skin is covered in a tiny layer of fat as for your penis fluids they are also a fat-based substance, so shit propably got mad dry yo
User avatar #132 - ilovetexas (12/01/2013) [-]
it did. it was all cracked & shit. hurt like a bitch.
#114 - WhiteReaper (11/29/2013) [-]
oh god.....
#82 - Picture 11/28/2013 on [Acting Intensifies] 0
#8 - i absolutely will not **** in a public bathroom unless …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/25/2013 on Did he at least thank you? +13
User avatar #20 - Awesomecarrot (11/25/2013) [-]
I'm the exact same.
User avatar #16 - jajathezombie (11/25/2013) [-]
Jesus dude get some fiber in your diet or something. You shouldn't be sweating that much when you shit.
User avatar #15 - deafmagnets (11/25/2013) [-]
I get naked out of habit when I shit
#42 - a couple months ago my brother had a party at our house. i cam… 11/25/2013 on Auto pilot engaged +4
#275 - <------ OP. 11/19/2013 on Happy!! 0
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User avatar #1 - theezachulator (01/05/2015) [-]
wo i forgot i had you as a friend on here hows it been
User avatar #2 to #1 - WhiteReaper (01/05/2015) [-]
holy **** ! i missed you man. things have been alright with me i cant complain too much. how have things been with you?
User avatar #3 to #2 - theezachulator (01/06/2015) [-]
i aint doing to bad my self had some time off plant started on fire today was my first day back still living in portage with Sarah my fiance
User avatar #4 to #3 - WhiteReaper (01/06/2015) [-]
damn dude we need to hang some day before i move to ohio. im going to move down there with josh and his girl.
User avatar #5 to #4 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
why ohio? howed school go for ya?
User avatar #6 to #5 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
it went decent. im going down there cause hes down there and we wanted to move in together. but the thing is im only planning on being down there for a year or two. theres really nothing down there. especially the town he currently lives in. then im planning on moving somewhere else with more opportunity.
User avatar #7 to #6 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
there's nothing realy in ohio just dont get stuck down there
User avatar #8 to #7 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
oh im not planning on it. i just want him to realize the same thing. hes already having a hard time making money so i want to help him out as much as i can
User avatar #9 to #8 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
told him to come work in portage here a while ago the towns not bad im makeing 17.30 a hour
User avatar #10 to #9 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
holy **** that really isnt that bad. i would love a job like that. hes thinking of working at mt olympus as a last resort if it doesnt work out but if portage is better id rather go up there
User avatar #11 to #10 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
ya factory work isnt to bad
User avatar #12 to #11 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
what kind of factory do you work in
User avatar #13 to #12 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
cheese plant opening 40 pound blocks all day they arnt hiring right now but i doubt that they wont be for long people always leaveing
User avatar #14 to #13 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
i love cheese lol. you must come home smelling like it
User avatar #15 to #14 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
i dont even notice it anymore. flipping 40s all day tho has built up some muscle which is nice
User avatar #16 to #15 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
damn i could use some muscle. and cheese in my belly
User avatar #17 to #16 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
saint gobain is hireing still for 4th shift 14 bucks a hour sat sun 12 hours shifts and 2 8 hour shifts during the week starting at 14 all they do is make medical equipment
User avatar #18 to #17 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
damn i will definitely keep portage in mind for the fiture. i remember i tried to get a job up there last time but they wanted someone with more experience lol
User avatar #19 to #18 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
ya just go thru a temp ageny they will stick you in a plant within a week experience or not
User avatar #22 to #19 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
do you still have an xbox 360. maybe me you barry and josh could play sometime
User avatar #23 to #22 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
ya the names liberatebanana5
User avatar #20 to #19 - WhiteReaper (01/07/2015) [-]
nice. what else have you been doing besides working. you seemed to have disappeared.
User avatar #21 to #20 - theezachulator (01/07/2015) [-]
i haven't been up to to much hunting fishing playing games the normal stuff
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