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Age: 20
Steam Profile: kaiponi
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Interests: Grills
Date Signed Up:3/14/2010
Last Login:12/28/2014
Location:California San Leandro
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#330 - ppheadbuttface (12 hours ago) [-]
I hate to ask since you're probably busy/asleep.
But could you make a banner for me?
One including Patrick Bateman from American Psycho?
User avatar #331 to #330 - WhiteCrayon (12 hours ago) [-]
sure I'll do seomthin for that tommarow
User avatar #324 - zahidlol (12 hours ago) [-]
Make text content.

Say you'll try to make themes for people.

Lots of work, but it will get your name around, and lots of love
User avatar #325 to #324 - WhiteCrayon (12 hours ago) [-]
nah, I like it the way it is now, I prefer people I meet being friends rather than followers. I'll make headers for the hell of it but just for fun.
#326 to #325 - zahidlol (12 hours ago) [-]
Ah, ok.

If it's not too time consuming, could you make this a theme for my other account arachne.

Maybe have a spider web behind it because arachne is a spider

Idk.
Just having a blank background is fine with me
User avatar #328 to #326 - WhiteCrayon (12 hours ago) [-]
Can I have a link to that account so I can see if you did any editing to the css?
#329 to #328 - arachne (12 hours ago) [-]
Sure thing.

Also, make it however you want to make it.

I have no preferences I want my background to be, so if you make it that doesn't go with what I have, then I'll change my background.

It's zahid lol who I care about.
Every other profile of mine is negotiable.

Also, just click my name. It will take you to arachne.
Sorry about my text.
I did it to mess with my friends, but just barely able to be read on my I pad. It's easy to read it on my computer
#323 - lightingmike ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
Could you make a banner of Gamercat and Leo, walking to gamestop?

srry if it bugs you
User avatar #327 to #323 - WhiteCrayon (12 hours ago) [-]
Sure, give me some time cause sleep
User avatar #306 - lightingmike ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
I really like your art, whitecrayon!
#309 to #308 - lightingmike ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
A fan of VG CATS!?
#310 to #309 - WhiteCrayon (15 hours ago) [-]
I like you, you good guy.
#311 to #310 - lightingmike ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
I like you too :3

Friends?
#313 to #312 - lightingmike ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
I'm a fan of cats.


I'm a fan of cats.
#315 to #313 - WhiteCrayon (15 hours ago) [-]
I too like cat
#316 to #315 - lightingmike ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
Not Sakamoto, but has the same face.    
   
 Gamercat


Not Sakamoto, but has the same face.

Gamercat
#317 to #316 - WhiteCrayon (14 hours ago) [-]
As long as cat
#319 to #317 - lightingmike ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
:3
:3
#322 to #321 - lightingmike ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
****					 yeah, Animal Crossing!
**** yeah, Animal Crossing!
#318 to #317 - giffythetoad (14 hours ago) [-]
but what if cat like you?
User avatar #320 to #318 - WhiteCrayon (14 hours ago) [-]
I think this cat loves me then yes cat
#305 - superblade ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
Yo, can i have my own banner with this guy please?
#307 to #305 - WhiteCrayon (15 hours ago) [-]
I lazyed out
User avatar #314 to #307 - superblade ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
That pretty cool
#303 - kingdaniel (12/26/2014) [-]
Your art is simple but so good I really like it.

MFW i'll never draw as good as you.
#304 to #303 - WhiteCrayon (12/26/2014) [-]
Your compliments are kind but your tears are meaningless. You can ackomplish anythin if you tried my love.
User avatar #301 - zahidlol (12/23/2014) [-]
comic idea.

santa and little sally or whatever

what do you want for x mas

a broken drum

why would you possibly want a broken drum

cause it cant be beat

...

...

youre getting coal
User avatar #302 to #301 - WhiteCrayon (12/23/2014) [-]
PPFFFFTT I ******* love this. Its simple and perfect. Gonna definatly make that before Thursday
#297 - zahidlol (12/11/2014) [-]
make this a comic of yours.   
   
i cant post this cause of memes   
   
if you cant read the text, then click the link   
   
file:///C:/Users/Zahid/Desktop/Reaction%20Folder/Pictures/To%20Sort/for%20WC/Bus ted.+big+time9f1b364241780.gif
make this a comic of yours.

i cant post this cause of memes

if you cant read the text, then click the link

file:///C:/Users/Zahid/Desktop/Reaction%20Folder/Pictures/To%20Sort/for%20WC/Bus ted.+big+time9f1b364241780.gif
#299 to #297 - WhiteCrayon (12/12/2014) [-]
b..but it already exists ; - ;
User avatar #300 to #299 - zahidlol (12/12/2014) [-]
They'll love it.

They won't love memes

Just make it. Please
User avatar #298 to #297 - zahidlol (12/11/2014) [-]
thanks for driving me from work.

here we are.

but... i never told you where i live

0.0
#292 - GEARBOY (12/11/2014) [-]
oh gosh WhiteCrayon /o\   your comics are adorable
oh gosh WhiteCrayon /o\ your comics are adorable
#293 to #292 - WhiteCrayon (12/11/2014) [-]
Shhh. your face is adorable
#294 to #293 - GEARBOY (12/11/2014) [-]
/o\
/o\
#295 to #294 - WhiteCrayon (12/11/2014) [-]
seriously thou, wish I could anatomy like you brah.
#296 to #295 - GEARBOY (12/11/2014) [-]
Well it took a lot of practice- and I used a lot of other people's work to help me.

Wish I could draw simple again u_u

5-6 hours is not how long you want to spend on a slide :c
User avatar #281 - girguy (12/02/2014) [-]
how do I force you to make art of my batchu avatar

hint: i have chains and a basement
#282 to #281 - WhiteCrayon (12/02/2014) [-]
baby my body is yours, Anything you want specific on a batchu avatar? Pixel art, Flat colors? I got free time tell me the specifics and I'll do my magics
User avatar #285 to #282 - girguy (12/02/2014) [-]
maybe he's like winking or something lol
pixel art would be dandy
ignore that other guy
#286 to #285 - WhiteCrayon (12/02/2014) [-]
wat why is there 2 of you? Also yeah I'll whip up somethin fer yee, I'll tell post ay when its done
User avatar #287 to #286 - girguy (12/02/2014) [-]
I mentioned the other guy's username

also thx
#289 to #287 - WhiteCrayon (12/08/2014) [-]
Here you go, sorry for the delay o 3 o
Here you go, sorry for the delay o 3 o
User avatar #291 to #289 - girguy (12/08/2014) [-]
aw thanks <3
User avatar #288 to #287 - batchu ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
sorry, could not resist
#290 to #288 - WhiteCrayon (12/08/2014) [-]
And one for you too o w o
And one for you too o w o
User avatar #283 to #282 - batchu ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
it has to involve a banana, a fedora and pony
#284 to #283 - WhiteCrayon (12/02/2014) [-]
anyhting more too it?
User avatar #277 - instalation (12/02/2014) [-]
Heywhat's on the coin
#278 to #277 - WhiteCrayon (12/02/2014) [-]
One of them is a amazing person that makes me happy, and the other one is Phonct. Its supposed to me Vanilla von Schwets because Include always uses that as their mascot
User avatar #280 to #278 - instalation (12/02/2014) [-]
Thanks for letting me know!
#279 to #278 - include (12/02/2014) [-]
You know it ;)
User avatar #274 - zahidlol (11/21/2014) [-]
Got a comic idea
User avatar #275 to #274 - zahidlol (11/21/2014) [-]
An Engineer dies and goes to hell. He's hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly.

The moving walkway motor jammed, so he unjams it. People can get from place to place more easily.

The TV was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the Satellite dish and now they get hundreds of high def channels.

One day, God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asks the Devil what's going on?

The Devil replies, "Things are great down here since you sent us that engineer."

"What?? An engineer? I didn't send you one of those, that must have been a mistake. Send him back up right this minute."

The Devil responds, "No way! We are going to keep our engineer. We like this guy."

God demands, "If you don't send him to me immediately, I'll sue!"

The Devil laughs. "Where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
User avatar #269 - zahidlol (11/17/2014) [-]
****** !

Where the comics at?

I'm having withdrawals
#270 to #269 - WhiteCrayon (11/17/2014) [-]
Heres a sketch on one of them
User avatar #271 to #270 - zahidlol (11/17/2014) [-]
Nice

That's funny

But if I may add, it seems to be missing a big punchline.
It does have a small one, but it seems like it's more for a chuckle.

It's still something I wouldn't have seen coming, so good job
User avatar #272 to #271 - WhiteCrayon (11/17/2014) [-]
What kind of punchline would you suggest?
User avatar #273 to #272 - zahidlol (11/17/2014) [-]
I'm not sure.

I have been thinking, this is DND, right?

Incorporate a rule of dradle into the comic.

Say it lands on a certain side, then the Jew kid abides by the rule or something saying something like all of your gold points go to him.

Idk.

Also give him a long nose. It's mandatory
User avatar #266 - hellomynameisbill (10/28/2014) [-]
your profile picture is of a black crayon and your text is blue
User avatar #268 to #266 - WhiteCrayon (10/28/2014) [-]
There we go, just stepped up mah game.
User avatar #267 to #266 - WhiteCrayon (10/28/2014) [-]
Name is WhiteCrayon, profile pic is a Black Crayon, my username is blue, and my text is violet

Where is your admin now
User avatar #256 - zahidlol (10/18/2014) [-]
Gonna work on the comic ideas I gave you
User avatar #258 to #257 - WhiteCrayon (10/18/2014) [-]
proably not, I'm still trying to get a good grip on making good comucs with my own jokes because I got alot of feed back on how its not original
#259 to #258 - zahidlol (10/18/2014) [-]
Well **** them.

You got over 1000 people who liked it.

Just put at the bottom

"Credit to zahidlol " at the bottom and tell them to send me the complaints.

The hate shouldn't fall on the messenger.

Can you do the pianist one for me?

Do you want me to tell you it again
User avatar #260 to #259 - WhiteCrayon (10/18/2014) [-]
sure shoot.
User avatar #261 to #260 - zahidlol (10/18/2014) [-]
Do you remember the stairs to heaven?
Do that one too

Joke 3
So a man goes to a bar and sees a 7 foot tall pianist playing the piano and he is really good. So he asks the bartender where did he find a pianist that was a pro. The bartender replied he got it from this magic lamp with a Jeanie in it. The man asks if he could get a wish from the Jeanie, and the bartender allows him. So he rubs the lamp and the Jeanie pops out and says you can have one wish. And the man says I want a billion bucks! The Jeanie replies your wish is granted, go outside to get your wish. So the man runs outside and as far as he can see there are about a billion ducks outside. Furious the ban rushes back in and says "bartender your Jeanie ruined my wish! I wanted a billion bucks and he gave me a billion ducks!. The bartender replies " my Jeanie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I would ask for a 7 foot long pianist?"
#262 to #261 - WhiteCrayon (10/18/2014) [-]
sounds fun, I'll try it out after I finish more commissions
sounds fun, I'll try it out after I finish more commissions
#255 - zahidlol (10/17/2014) [-]
Go an time for my submission
#230 - WhiteCrayon (09/28/2014) [-]
xenxio heres a sketch of your request, I'll finish it in my free time, working on commisions first so that I have a roof above my head.
#233 to #232 - WhiteCrayon (09/28/2014) [-]
np bae, been meaning to ask, whats that icon next to your username?
User avatar #235 to #234 - WhiteCrayon (09/28/2014) [-]
holy **** you had that pic pre-saved didn't you?
User avatar #240 to #239 - WhiteCrayon (09/28/2014) [-]
Also I really needa play Disgaea again, ******* love that game.
#242 to #241 - WhiteCrayon (09/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, gotta get set up for the new smash bros. The hype is real.
#244 to #243 - WhiteCrayon (09/28/2014) [-]
holy **** the pain is real
User avatar #246 to #245 - WhiteCrayon (09/28/2014) [-]
Oh uh I got this one kaipo-da-asianguy.tumblr.com/

I use that one so that people can contact me easily.
User avatar #248 to #247 - WhiteCrayon (09/28/2014) [-]
I'll mention you when I do! You have a nice night!
User avatar #227 - alicorn ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
if you're gonna draw mine pls mention me
#229 to #227 - WhiteCrayon (09/28/2014) [-]
Heres a sketch of it so far. Any changes you wanna make I'll add on to it :3
User avatar #264 to #229 - alicorn ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
did you ever finish this
User avatar #265 to #264 - WhiteCrayon (10/22/2014) [-]
lol nope XD

but I will get it in with the rest of my commisions by the end of this week!
User avatar #250 to #229 - alicorn ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
Don't rush yourself, i'm sure you're busy

That looks great!
User avatar #228 to #227 - WhiteCrayon (09/26/2014) [-]
Oh yeah yeah, I'll get drawing on that as soon as I can, thanks for not letting me draw a horse gang bang.
#210 - ferndizzle (09/24/2014) [-]
help, character idea... obvi too round. idk.. help?
#211 to #210 - WhiteCrayon (09/24/2014) [-]
Acutally pretty nice! You can keep him more simple with jsut a bowtie and one wrist band. thats just be being nick picky but he looks really nice!
#222 to #211 - ferndizzle (09/25/2014) [-]
tried copying for the most part. still getting used to those tools. lol. ima keep tryin ;)
User avatar #223 to #222 - WhiteCrayon (09/25/2014) [-]
Acutally not bad mate! Yeah copyin is good when you start out because you get to nitpick and find what you like to draw the most the more you keep drawing. Once you're able to draw efficiently you should have a good sense of learning by yourself.
#224 to #223 - ferndizzle (09/25/2014) [-]
thanks made this up quick... my own sort of spin (instead of copy.) Ill venture on my own from here. Thank you for all your help though, for real!
#225 to #224 - WhiteCrayon (09/25/2014) [-]
Np! Always happy to help out designing original charecters :3
Np! Always happy to help out designing original charecters :3
User avatar #212 to #211 - ferndizzle (09/24/2014) [-]
<3 I'm in love
User avatar #213 to #212 - WhiteCrayon (09/24/2014) [-]
But yeah he looks great for a charecter design. Just keep in mind to keep the hair big and you'll have a yourself a oc!
User avatar #214 to #213 - ferndizzle (09/25/2014) [-]
Sweet! Good advice. What program do you use to draw? Would you recommend a different one then paint?
User avatar #216 to #214 - WhiteCrayon (09/25/2014) [-]
This here was my first art program before moving onto Sai

apps.pixlr.com/editor/
#215 to #214 - WhiteCrayon (09/25/2014) [-]
Depends on what you like, You can try line art and vectoring with Photoshop or Sai. Proably photoshop since you're focusing on drawing using shapes. Otherwise stick with MSpaint till you're pretty confident in your skillz. But then you'll find your skills get expentionally better the more you experiment with diffrent things. Most of the things I focused on were cute things and colors. Find what suits you the most.
User avatar #217 to #215 - ferndizzle (09/25/2014) [-]
I mean the only reason I used shapes it because its easy. I think my better stuff is free hand (pencil tool) you can see a couple things I did with pencil on my job interview post. I'll keep venturing and trying to find my own style!
#218 to #217 - WhiteCrayon (09/25/2014) [-]
Yeah you'll find alot of stuff will always look better as a sketch XD
User avatar #219 to #218 - ferndizzle (09/25/2014) [-]
Do you use a pound or a pad and stick
#220 to #219 - WhiteCrayon (09/25/2014) [-]
the pad and stick, but It really didn't help much until I started using Sai :3
User avatar #221 to #220 - ferndizzle (09/25/2014) [-]
All right sweet!
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